why is this not a thing? what DO atheists say when people sneeze?
>>70609816
gesundheit my good man
>>70609816
Cover your face next time cunt
I tend to say "Uh, excuse me," the way someone says it to an unrepentant burping person. But it's all for a gag.
>>70609816
i say "bless you"
>>70609878
*tips fedora*
Why would you say anything? Stop being a sheep.
why say anything
Atheist here. I'd punch them in their fucking face for spreading germs in public. If you're going to sneeze then at least have the courtesy to do that shit in private.
>>70609878
Gesundheit literally means good bless you in German you fucking retard
>implying athieism as abnormal
>>70609991
Are you sure you wouldn't slash them with your katana?
I say "Life is devoid of moral authority or meaning"
>>70609966
>>70609967
it's common fucking courtesy
>these idiots think culture is brainwashing
>>70610062
I mean God* bless you. What the fuck Google autocorrect?
>>70609967
How long could that feed a Peruvian family for?
>>70610096
And spread their filthy, diseased blood everywhere? My blade is reserved for pure enemies, like ninja and samurai.
"Be healthy"
Not everyone is anglo you know
>>70610062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gesundheit
It means good health.
>>70609967
Jesus that is a large rodent. I bet if there were spiders that big some people would keep them as pets, too.
>>70609816
Atheist or not, you say "salute", which means "good health to you"
>>70609816
>what DO atheists say when people sneeze?
I say bless you.
It has nothing to do with religion. It's just a European cultural expression of solidarity for another person, going back to the poxes and plagues that used to constantly try to kill us.
But we're the ones who survived all of that shit. So now I say "bless you." Because fuck diseases.
And fuck people who don't say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Those are the people with no sense of community. Those are the fuckers who will outsource your jobs and import millions of immigrants to your country, because they don't give a shit.
>>70609967
Not sure what is the point of saying anything. Do we have to say bless you when people fart as well?
>>70610062
Except that It means good health, ameritard.
>>70609816
>achoo
<checkmate
>oh you play chess?
<uhm, err, no, I'm just an atheist
>cool, I'm christian, anyway, how about a quick game?
<oh well, okay (surely I can beat this theist faggot)
4 moves later you find yourself scholar'd.
>>70610062
Bet you feel pretty stupid right about now, huh?
>>70609816
i'm going to start saying checkmate now
>>70609816
I say excuse you.
>>70610062
No, it doesn't. It just means health or good health. God bless you in German is Gott segne dich.
>>70610062
>monolingual amerifat calling others retard
>is completely incorrect
>no-one is surprised
>>70609816
>someone sneezes
Good for you! :^)
>>70610062
>>70610062
You fucking twat.
>>70610143
Don't bother with them, they are pset because they didn't get their midnight tendies yet.
>>70610408
>excuse you.
Excusing someone for sneezing?How do you even do that?
Excuse-Definitions:
#1:An attempt to lessen the blame attaching to (a fault or offense); seek to defend or justify."Anon can't hide or excuse his violent intents because he's a nigger."
#2:A reason or explanation put forward to defend or justify a fault or offense."There's no excuse for shitting on the floor like a nigger."
#3:Informal usage:A poor or inadequate example of,"That Atheist is a poor excuse of a person."
Explain which of these 3 examples for the word "excuse" is for someone sneezing.I'm curious which one you'll choose.
>>70610262
Ronald Reagan didn't say bless you?
>>70609816
We say "science will cure that soon. Its a much more viable option than hoping a magic sky being will help you out"
Sure, its a mouthful but soon...
Soon we won't have to say anything at all
>>70610403
SUCCESS!!!
>>70609967
Ted_Cruz_baby_photos.jpg
>>70609816
They perk up and wait for someone to say bless you, they then either roll their eyes or smirk loud enough for people to hear them and when challenged go on a rant about the existence of god.
How do you know if someone is an atheist? Don't worry they will tell you.
>>70611050
Not really. You place too much faith in scientists.
>>70609816
We say "be healthy" here, believers or not. But our "thank you" is literally "god save". And sunday in russian means "resurrection" [of you know who], we're not some filthy sun worshippers.
Even commies didn't try to change that.
>>70610267
SCRATCHY KING CAPY
>>70609816
>saying anything at all
just give them a tissue if they need one, otherwise who gives a shit.
