If Magic: The Gathering colors were political ideologies, what would they be?
>>70606042
White is fascism
the skull
>>70606042
DO YOU EVEN PRAISE THE SUN?
>>70606042
Red: muslims
Blue: jews
White: christians
Green: sjw
Black: us
nationalism, technocracy, dictatorship, anarchy, communism
>>70606042
Green represents liberals/hippy culture
Black is obviously ghettos/BLM/sand people
White is fascism
Red is commies
![thoughtcast-215x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SiTuA4U.jpg "thoughtcast-215x300[1].jpg")
You're a big guy
>cost of card
>>70606420
That's the colors you associate with ideologies. In other words, you're going in from the wrong end.
MtG red has absolutely shit all to do with communism, to note the most glaring example.
>>70606492
White is about Allies
Blue is Control
Black is Sacrifice
Red is aggression
Green is big guys and life
>>70606042
blue: jews
black: muslims
White: US
red: russia
green: yurop
>>70606042
>not posting the actual color wheel
>>70606223
Thats dumb
Black: democracy
White: communism/socialism
Green: fascism
Blue: theocracy
Red: backwards savages
>>70606551
Blue isn't just control, but also reason and logic.
Black is selfishness, which may coincide with sacrifice, but doesn't have to.
Red is freedom and emotion. Can lead to aggression, because it's not compatible with anything or anyone else.
Green is tribalism, and "nature shares with all" hippy crap.
>>70606223
but black/blue decks were always the funnest.
>>70606686
>Black/Blue mill decks
Love em
>>70606582
Those arent political ideologies those are countries.
>america posters
inb4 dude weed, a fucking leaf etc.
>>70606042
SJW's/Feminism is obviously some combination of red and green
>>70606728
I bet you also like taking dicks up the ass, cancer.
>>70606786
I also like Green/Black token decks
>>70606777
No, red and black.
Selfish, parasitary, and based on nothing but feels.
As a frequent magic player who plays Burn(mostly red, with some white/green) competitively,
Red is definitely an explosive/ emotionally driven color, so it's gotta be some sort of Anarchism
Black is a lot of self-punishment for reward, and the other trickery color apart from Blue
White: Monarchism
Black: Anarchism
Red: Communism
Blue: Republic
Green: Democracy
>>70606786
Are you triggered by my deck?
>>70606042
White is fascism
Blue is globalism
Black is crony capitalism
Red is anarchism
Green is neotribalism
>>70606786
How about this one?
>>70607045
People who don't know MTG shouldn't comment
>>70607081
>Evolving wilds
>no Fetch-Lands
>actually playing a mill deck
fukin pleb
>>70607081
>playing casual
Why
>>70607119
this is spot on
White: Socialist
Green: Conservative
Red: Libertarian
Blue: Technocrat
Black: Capitalist
>>70607159
If I played against you with this deck, and you won.... I would beat the shit out of you after you left the store
>>70607193
Aww whats wrong honey baby?
Mad because you discarded all you Goyfs?
>>70607081
>>70607159
shit-tier
heres my deck
>>70606420
you are so wrong it hurts
WHERE MY U-TRON BROS AT?
>>70607081
>Doom Blade
>mill
wew lad
>>70607159
Nice meme
>>70607430
>Modern burn
>>70606420
In actual game lore.
Green is social darwinistic at its worst and "harmonious" at its best if I recall.
Red are revolutionaries and innovators at their best and violent psychopaths at their worst.
Black is nihilistic/selfish heroes willing to do anything to save the day at their best and... basically that minus saving the day at their worst.
Blue is filled with seekers of knowledge and the truth at best, detached sociopaths at their worst.
White are fighters for justice and protectors at best, vicious authoritarians at their worst. The colors/philosophies can mix, however.
>>70607360
there is a fedora-fag who plays mill at my store
he barely shows up because he's always getting his ass kicked, play some real magic fool
>>70606777
If you mixed their monocolor characteristics. Dual color? Blue/white is liberal, sjw and feminism
>>70607623
>Whites
>at their worst
Lol at all the blue fags
Blue is obviously the color of liberal degeneracy
But it's all you try hard wanna be pros favorite color because you think it superior so you assign is pol approved words
>>70606588
>White
Monarchism, Fascism
>Blue
Libertarianism/classical liberal, technocracy
>Black
Social democracy, Marxism
>Red
Anarchy in its various forms
>Green
Primitivism, communalism, Tribal societies
>>70607990
>Black
>Marxism
Not really. Black promotes personal gain and power.
>>70606042
White - Nationalism
Blue - Interventionism
Green - Traditionalism
Black - Marxism
Red - Libertarianism
Brief explanation:
White - Warfare oriented, thinks its customs and traditions are the best. Religious fervor about the state.
Blue - Command and control of society. Thinks a small group knows what is best for the whole. Pseudo-intellectual.
Green - Nature based, traditionalists. Think conservatives pre-neo.
Black - Death cult. Death is the ultimate slavery.
Red - Freedom for all. No overbearing state. Individualism.
>>70606042
White - Hobbes
Blue - Locke
Black - Schopenhauer
Red - Comte
Green - Kant
r8
>>70608098
>Black - Death cult.
Yeah, except no. Black is all about selfishness and personal gain.
>>70607990
SO fucking wrong. Black is nothing like marxism or democracy in any way
>white
Thats the black sun. Thatd be facism
>green
Liberal
>blue
Conservatives/christians
>red
Muslims
>skull
Communism
>>70608200
Yes, but only for the people in power. Everyone else is a means to an end. Politiburo = necromancers. Proletariat = fodder. Step out of line = culled.
>>70608358
And hence it's far more logical to appoint dictatorships to black.
>>70608348
I don't play degenerate kids collecting card games :^}
>>70608289
Congrats anon, you fucked up all 5
>>70606223
Green is literally the law of the jungle. Every man for himself is the exact opposite of sjw. Sjw would be red, which hinges on emotion.
>BLACK IS SKULL!
>BLACK MEANS DEATH!
>GOTTA BE COMMIES!
You guys are fucking simple sometimes.
>>70608428
Show me a state that followed Marx's teachings that did not have a dictator.
>>70608438
>MTG
>degenerate
not Yu-Gi-Oh
jeez anon, magic is like chess with constantly interchanging pieces in infinitely different combinations
it's a well thought out strategy game which improves your cognition as you play it
do some fucking research, or some fucking math
>>70608552
i can agree with this, but would make Green more Anarchistic than Red
>>70606042
>White
Traditionalism (monarchy, aristocracy, theocracy)
>Blue
Paleoconservative, Classical Liberalism, Fascism, Communism
>Black
Libertarianism, Neo-liberalism, Neo-conservatism, (emphasis on selfishness) Social Democracy (emphasis on parasitism)
>Red
Anarchism
>Green
Nomadic tribes and other forms of primitive societies, Primitivism (modern "back to the land" movements)
How'd I do, /pol/?
>>70609172
Green is more traditionalist than white. White is just more about order and control.
>>70609256
And everything I put in green comes from an older tradition to everything I put in white.
The oldest human traditions are pre-civilization after all.
>>70606042
Blue would be the Jews always meddling with others plans, Black would be Utilitarianism making the sacrifices necessary for victory, Red would be the muslims who act only on passion, no idea what green would be, White would be the west with their widespread armies and powerful tools of destruction
>>70606042
white: communism (as in stalinism)
blue: technocratic oligarchy
black: absolute dictatorship
red: anarchy
green: libertarian
>>70608552
While Red is about emotions, it's also about individuality in a way that's completely opposite to SJW style collectivism.
>>70609365
True. Nomads don't seem green imo, though.
>>70609525
Weaker reds are smart enough to band together for the sake of strength in numbers, which is all SJW collectivism really boils down to. They start tearing each other apart when left to their own devices for too long.
>>70610286
But SJW collectivism has a strong element of tearing down or denying differences between people, which red is opposed to. That's a very white thing.
>>70606686
Now, what do you think it says about /pol/?
Green/ White alliance forever
>>70610393
They only tear down or deny differences between people when they feel that it's somehow interfering with a person's freedom.
Well, in theory anyway. They're impulsive enough to screech at anything that sounds vaguely like something that might piss them off. Their beliefs aren't concrete enough to fall into white.
>>70606786
>>70606728
>friend introduces me to mtg
>share giant pool or rando cards, nothing serious or meta. sets going back 15 years.
>start playing zombies/graveyard shenanigans with blue/black with counters/flyers
>he doesn't want to continue playing with me
>>70606042
What would the Phryrexians be?
>>70612288
Depends on what Phyrexia, and if New Phyrexia, which color.
>>70612288
I guess New Phyrexia. White.
Also, would non-binary gender people even be able to play the game? A lot of the cards say "his or her".
>>70612144
>post draw 4
>get 44
my meme magic hungers
>>70606042
Blue: The color of control. Communism, socialism, government control of everything.
Red: The color of anarchy. AnCap, libertarianism, free market.
White: The color of purity. Nationalism, conservativism.
Black: The color of decay. Liberalism, degeneracy.
Green: The color of growth. Capitalism, survival of the fittest, competition.
Blue are literally SJW.
>>70608552
Red is everyman for himself chaos, Green is more like Might makes right, Strong ruling the week.
>>70612725
Don't post if you don't know the colors in lore.
>>70613005
I read every Urza book and then some. What do you think I got wrong?
>>70611290
Except they tear down people they claim to defend, based on the idea they don't know what's best for them, only SJW do.
That's pretty authoritarian White.
>>70613358
Single colors only represent basic ideas. Getting into more complex beliefs you would have to go multy color, like SJW I would say are white/red
>>70613208
Blue is also the color intellect and raw logic, hence add technocracy.
Red is also the color of emotion. Degeneracy fits in perfect here. It feels good, so I'm doing it, screw everything.
White is also unity, my group right or wrong, and fanatic zeal. Theocracy.
Black is also the color of selfishness. Stalinism fits it much much better.
And green also has the hippie shit like balance and unity with nature. It's more tribalism.
>>70613208
Black and green aren't really like that, and blue also contains intellectualism. Black is into empowering yourself by various means, so it would like either dictatorship as the expression of ultimate power or capitalism to let people pursue power. Green is traditionalism and represents a lack of social change and a preservation of the status quo.
This guy has it
>>70613517
>>70613517
>>70613588
That works too. I was trying to fit opposing political ideologies into opposing colors.
Black also includes parasitism, according to the color wheel someone posted.
Environmentalism is part of green, but not traditionalism; that's a white thing.
I agree white can be zealously authoritarian in prescribing the one right way to live.
I thought Stalinism was, on the surface, about sharing everything to make things fair under communism. Maybe black should include authoritarian control, but blue has the mind-control theme, and the concept of cerebral people theorizing about an ideal society (Marx) could fit in Blue.
>>70606588
Black parasatism, how can black not be socialism?
