Things are entirely too serious around here, let's have a really stupid thread where we claim that various fictional characters would support different politicians. I'll start.
Squidward is definitely voting Bernie, consider
>childless
>no gf
>working at a fast food place well past the age where that's acceptable
>thinks he's smarter than everyone but he's just an asshole
>inclined toward arts but no talent whatsoever
>>70605976
Based Krabs is a Trump supporter, no doubt.
>>70605976
Squidward is super low energy so he'd be a Jeb! supporter. He has great aspirations but ultimately he's just a failure who gets antagonized by everyone around him.
New SpongeBob is a Hilary supporter, old SpongeBob (season 1-3) is a die hard Trump supporter.
>>70606221
Also this.
>>70606105
Krabs is a Rubio supporter, lovin dat amnesty and cheap labor
Spongebob would be a Trump supporter, he's high energy and got a great sense of humor
Sandy the Texan is a Cruzcuck and Patrick is the undecided voter
>>70606416
>patrick is the undecided voter
My God... that's a surprisingly poignant observation anon.
>>70606221
>>70606416
Spongebob has a pretty liberal mindset, I think he'd be more inclined to be feelin the Bern desu.
Sandy definitely voted for Rato though.
>>70606629
Patrick is clearly a libertarian :^)
>ed: kasich
>edd: rand paul
>eddy: Trump
>jimmy: bernie
>rolf: rubio
>kevin: christie
>kankers: hillary
>sarah: fiarona
>nazz: jim webb
>johnny & plank: vermin supreme
>>70606714
>Spongebob has a pretty liberal mindset
>work oriented young man set on improving himself
>freaks out on squidward for mooching off of him while unemployed
nah, definitely not a liberal
>>70606714
Spongebob might go either way depending on what supporting character he runs into that day. Krabs would have him voting Republican but Squidward would have him going Dem.
Plankton would vote Hillary just to be a dick to everyone else.
Char - Trump.
He listens to Public Radio
Probably Hillary
>>70606818
Eddy would definitely go Trump, I think Ed would be the one to vote Vermin Supreme though with Johnny and Plank launching their own bid as president and VP.
Jimmy would start as a Bernie supporter and then Sarah would force him to vote Hillary or Fiorina.
>>70606949
>freaks out on squidward for mooching off of him while unemployed
Oh yeah, I forgot about that episode
I'm a hankering for a Hillary Clinton
How old are you people? 12?
MAKE THE DOMINON GREAT AGAIN
>>70607371
This hothead, lol
CIA is most definitely Trump
>>70606949
>>70606714
>>70606221
>SpongeBob is a childish, joyful, eccentric sea sponge
>He works as a fry cook at The Krusty Krab, a job that he is exceptionally skilled.
>SpongeBob lacks a lot of knowledge and is a constant annoyance to those around him (especially Squidward Tentacles)
>but he is very good-natured
>SpongeBob is a clueless, abnormal, immature, fun loving and hyperactive character with a happy-go-lucky personality.
>He is an extremely determined person, and will often stop at nothing to accomplish a task. >He is also somewhat dramatic to the people who are kind to him
>He is also over-confident.
> though, he shows his devious side when trying to get Mr. Krabs and Plankton to work together
>SpongeBob is very kind-hearted and innocent, and very rarely acts openly mean to anyone even his enemies.
(Definatley not liberal :)
>He is a very selfless and loyal person
here are most of his characteristics
what does /pol/ think?
>Fred
Signals as a Hillary supporter, but low key wants to MAGA
>Velma
Transcends politics as she realizes it's all futile, but votes Bernie so eye care is covered
>Scooby
Is doggo, can't vote
>Shaggy
Bernie because DUDE WEED
>Daphne
Hillary because she's a strong independent womyn
