Risk Thread, EU overlord edition part 2
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We're up to round 8 here boyos
Re roll on this thread the last one is archived
>>70599888
Reinforce Gibraltar take the Islands east of Spain keep the invasion of Morocco
>>70599888
Finish off this purp, then proceed to Amsterdam.
>>70600107
Forgot my trip
>>70599888
Fill up Ukraine
>>70599888
>>70599683
I would like Milan. Then spillover, if any, down south.
>The proposed deal between the Sons of the South and Christian state.
1)
The two islands next to italy. Christian State gets the Bottom (sardinia), and i get the top (corsica).
2) I will only make this a move when I have confirmation this is exactly the terms we agreed upon, and if you, glorious OP, allows this.. dont see why not though.
3) Will advance into corsica in later round, unless this roll spills over.
>>70599888
take haifa, tel aviv and jerusalem, spill into amman
>>70600142
Forgot bonus
>>70600011
NAP? You can take Belgium and Southern Germany?
>>70600297
it begins..
to be honest, i was expecting bantz back.. im seriously disappointed in the turnout of that situation, but happy for you the way it turned out.
you were reasonable, just allow demas and thats it. Its a shame he was unable to compromise.
Ultimately, this was his fault. the hugthing he was talking about wouldve not happened until like round 14.
>>70599888
Get the rest of poland clay and head north to Lithuania
>>70600217
>>70600535
forgot bonus.
+9
>>70600535
yeah some resistance would be nice
>>70599888
KILL CURRY NIGGER TAKE CAPITAL BACK
>>70599888
33 +11 spaces.
OP doing work
>>70600749
>>70600122
Dubs.
>>70599888
Expand South
>>70600861
you sure its not a pali again?
>>70601088
Can confirm. Is not pali
I'm just gonna start using my mupdate posts as my rolls. SHould have done from the start
English got fucked just like FUCK did. Curry army celebrating by smoking a bowl.
So who do you support this Stanley Cup play-off?
>>70601280
Fill Morocco spill Algeria
>>70601280
Begin to take FALSE Russia's clay.
>>70601280
lmao u know it OP, Lemme get that North Sea Oil and then fill up the Netherlands
>>70601280
Dark Blue
Alberto Barbosa
Northern Algeria
>>70601281
The Blackhawks will win.
OP cucks himself by not assisting and is now surrounded on actually all sides.
N, NE, SE, E, SW at the same time! Awesome strategy!
>>70601280
Keep expanding through the north-east coast
>>70601484
>>70601088
That's a palindrome :D
>>70601280
fill syria and turkey
fill the rest of italy, prepare for malta, keep it JUST within the penninsula, i dont want the excess land but total controlling interest of boot. then fan upwards on the border of the kyrios.
>>70601697
also iraq
>>70601280
keep filling up Ukraine
>>70601280
You should clear the eliminated players
>>70601281
Since my local team didn't make it I'm supporting LA Kings
>>70601532
ugh..
the fucking blackhawks..
do you really think so?
>>70602064
Who do you have winning
>>70601560
ask I am in an alliance with the Serbian Empire, I implore you to allow me to continue up your border UNPROVOKED, if nothing else, I will be a way point between you and Financial Kool Aid.
10 round aniversary; purge the afk edition
rolling to expand and fill
>>70602400
Fill Morocco
>>70602400
Dark Blue
Alberto Barbosa
Tunasia
>>70602400
get the oil in arabia then fill israel and syria
>>70602400
Keep expanding South
>>70602544
>dubs
spill into filling iraq
>>70602400
Get the rest of aistria and finish filling lithuania, estonia and latvia
>>70602367
Agreed
>>70602400
Invade Norway. Start in Copenhagen then move up Gothenberg and Stockholm
>>70602400
Fill in this area. Expand north.
OP youre -1 btw.
>>70602608
Austria*
>>70602516
You're a thread late
If everyone else is fine with letting you in, I'll revive illegal spics for you
>>70602626
DUBS + PALI????
if not ill take pali just fine.
>>70602701
There are colors that aren't chosen still.
>>70602640
>>70602608
>>70602400
Sorry op
Forget about austria, to avoid conflict
>>70602701
im fine with new player
>>70602334
im not really sure, the caps are doing great though..
i mean id take them now.. blackhawks always get streaky
>>70602880
>[Update] [Auto] 2 new posts
Obviously I watch the playoffs all the time, Ovie and the caps are known to collapse despite looking great all year.
Thats the only reason why I discount them.
>>70602792
>>70602400
Get Belarus instead
>>70603054
NAP? I Just want up to Finland
>>70602400
keep filling up Ukraine
>>70602782
Spics territory is being taken up now.
Congratulations, you get Brown instead.
DEFEND YOURSELF
>>70603341
Well uh, I already made my move
>>70603341
Why?
Op are are you retarded.
There are colors to still pick and also land.
>>70602625
Holding your move till the new guy responds
>>70603397
>are are
>>70603475
sorry
are, are
>>70603398
>>70603341
>brown
>spic
are you giving him nordic?
>>70603475
hes a pirate
>>70603397
>are are
>stutters calling OP a tard
>>70603507
Kek
>>70603504
Again, you're an entire goddamn thread late. I actually stopped taking new players last thread to keep this game from getting out of hand.
Bite me asshole, go find another OP to bother.
>>70603646
Op don't be gay
>>70603691
You get australia then. Have fun asshole.
Newfag oppression Mupdate
>>70604116
Shit, Russia's gonna fuck you all in the ass.
>>70604116
Take Oslo, Aland and then Fill Sweden
>>70604116
Fill Morocco spill Algeria
>>70604205
>+22
>>70604116
keep filling Ukraine up
>>70604116
fil syria, lebanon and israel. spill into egypt
>>70604116
Get the rest of belarus and czech rep.
If able go west and define borders
>>70604046
Australia?
>>70604166
get the FUCK out of here with those valueable dubs, JESUS CHRIST..
OP, Im done expanding north. But I am creating a policy now.
1) I am going after crete and malta.
2)all spillovers to tunis. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SPILLOVER TO TUNIS.
2.1) If I cannot expand into tunis, then my only option unfortunately is to expand peacefully north. But I can only foresee this ending badly for the both of us and beg we find a peaceful solution.
3) All of this AFTER i defend my land. I will not tolerate terrorist activity on my borders. Your oppressive attitude has been noted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZwsbcW-d-E
new suicide squad trailer.. in case we like movies.
>>70604116
We should time the rounds
>>70604424
As in the island country not depicted on this map.
Round 20XX; OP invades London edition
I'm coming for you. By the time I'm done all your curry will be purple flavor koolaid
>>70604986
>>70604827
I got you
>>70604986
gonna use this as my roll
>>70605007
Fill Algeria. Also Alliance OP?
>>70605007
get into nakh, alexandria and cairo, spill into filling syria and iraq
>>70605007
Go to Moscow, if able expand west around Berlim to define borders
>>70605093
I sense we shall have a strong alliance. You shall receive military support and a discount on blue flavor
>>70605007
take crete (2T) + Spill to
reinforce Milano and the rest of the border i have with you.
just read the rules a little closer.
>>70605183
Also,
+17
>>70605007
Reinforce coast of England and borders with OP. Spill take Helsinki and Turku
>>70605174
Thank you I shall also give military support and discount gold from colonies
>>70605152
yo you up for an alliance?
>>70605007
keep filling up Ukraine
>>70605318
+26 bonus
>>70604263
are you ready? we must attack Poland, >>70605347
>>70605375
reasons
1)they have gotten too big
2) we need to expand north.
3)nicaean empire wants to ally with them to cuck us
>>70605375
i am ready we will attack next turn
>>70605337
Yes, let us have a defensive pact.
OH SHIT IT'S HABBENING
>>70605524
I would also like an alliance
>>70605491
as the oldest alliance in the 2 thread game, I must say, I look forward to this war with you.
I will draw up FAIR proposals to split the region.
>>70604986
Op comes to his senses edition
>>70605631
only ONE ally, I Ask for a NAP between us, as this is my second. mmy first is with the russians.
>>70605707
ahh good to see you back my friend.
>>70605717
Deal
>>70605567
Would you welcome an alliance? Together we snap down on Europe like bear. I will assist you in capturing Africa if you help defend my nation from the french
>>70605889
Already have one
>>70605631
Already said yes
>>70605491
deal? Since this is happening you have less of a problem with the aftermath, i must contain OP.
>>70606115
you get everything, EVERYTHING, on the left.. more than what i have on the right, in long run
>>70606155
So this is how you pay the Empire for letting you settle south...
Mupdate 13, world at war edition
I continue my campaign
>>70606240
Attack Kyrios
>>70606240
Break NAP with Kushland. Using Gibraltar and my roll capture costal cities .
>>70606240
reinforce England and take it back. Spill armor border with Kyrios
>>70606349
Kuslandia Costal cities. This will cripple his bonus
>>70606240
Defend from attacks if able counter attack
>>70606202
you scum have been sending refugees to both the serbians and I, as the oldest alliance in the game, have been very passive. Now you dare swear alliance to the Niceans? after you almost control all borders around my bretheren?
OP, THE SONS OF THE SOUTH, AND SOON TO BE THE SERBIAN EMPIRE, DECLARE WAR ON THE KYRIOS EMPIRE. I ADVANCE IN ALL SPACES WEST OF >PIC RELATED THAT ARE GREEN. THE KYRIOS EMPIRE WILL BE ONCE RESTORED UNDER MY REGIME
>>70606509
What a weak excuse to attack
>>70606240
not on my watch, gotta keep the power balance somehow
capture athens and heraklioi from izmir coast
>>70606567
>TRUMP 2016!!!!!!!!!
>>70606608
how the fuck are you gunna be able to capture athens?
>>70606240
Remember, defend my positions at all costs first
>>70606681
sea travels my man
>>70606681
recalculating for defense
>>70606681
unbelievable. too bad you cant directly attack me, must capture muh islands, which i SWEAR i will get back.
>>70606343
Take Kyrios, I need to handle the beast
>>70606963
ok i will try
THE RUSSIAN BEAR SLEEPS WHILE THE WORLD BURNS
>>70607093
Expand in every Kushlandia I'm in. Cede Anglo land to France
>>70607093
It occurs to me that I've been doing cities wrong this entire fucking time. Everyone has benefited from this at some point. Going to do things the proper way now.
>>70607093
Keep attacking Kyrios
>>70607093
Defend and reinforce attacked borders
>>70607093
GET BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
FUCKING KEBAB
I WILL NOT LIE DOWN LIKE JOO
>>70607213
For the point of fairness, retaking the England cities will be played the same way as when I took them. I'm also going to penalize some of our land advances.
>>70607093
Defend and Reclaim English territory
>>70607293
Fix your bonus man
>>70607093
resistance is futile
also the emperor just converted to islam
we jihad now
>defend from the attack, spills into skopje and tirana
>>70607293
+17
>>70607372
>oh my fucking god
>>70607431
Recalculate as +18
>>70607372
>off by one
well whatever i can still do it with sheer manpower
>>70607456
Let it be known though, that on this day, I literally beat the Kingdom of israel without even laying a finger on them
just diplomacy.
>mfw europe is about to literally be taken over by mudslimes and no one will do anything to stop the only country, greece, stop them.
we are literally repeating histry anons.
>>70607729
help* the only country, greece, stop them.
my sides are orbitting from
>also the emperor just converted to islam
>we jihad now
>>70607729
Serbia will always be there to Remove Kebab if possible.
>>70607831
BASED
Red Losing ground to the Jihad joos.
Blue can't break through Green's defenses.
Curry soldiers got high instead of fighting and lost all their good kush.
RUSSIA STILL HIBERNATING
Op continues his campaign.
CS, you take sweden and I'll take the anglo islands. Grab that +3 at the very top and iceland. This is the final push, he can't come back from this.
>>70608053
Defend
I able take austria
>>70608053
Continue Retaking England and Sweden, Reinforce swedish borders and fill Finland
>>70608053
Take Sweden
>>70608053
REMOVE KYRIOS
>>70608053
Operation Athens
>>70608053
>Slav Empire
>Grey
>Yardslavl (between green and orange)
>>70608137
That's a +15 buddy
>>70608194
Fuck it, you can just have Orange.
>>70608194
TSSSUUUUUUU
were in the middle of a world war... you were FRIENDS of the greeks and serbians.
GOD DAMN IT
>>70608236
Ok.
thats less than i expected op, he rolled 28 and i rolled 45 with my bonus.
>defend from attack and capture tirana
>>70608053
Take Trees
use rest to expand south east
This is getting tense
>>70608919
i implore you to maintain peace between us, continue, as im gunna need tunis.
remember the good will i showed for corsica
Kusklandia is on it's last legs.
Kyrios is making a bold, but small, incursion on SOTS territory. Gaining ground on red while under attack from Serbia.
Meanwhile, SOTS is losing it's southern front badly, with a net 34 points of land lost to the jihadist assault.
Russia is done sleeping. Russia start eating now. Russia hungry from sleeping.
>>70609112
defend idk
>>70609112
FULL ON ASSAULT ON THE SOUTHERN FRONT..
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>70609112
my current bonus is 32
>>70609112
Expand terriory evenly towaeds Nizhny, Oil and potato
>>70609185
im at +13
>>70609112
defend from the attack, spill into invading italy from the sea, capturing napoli and rome
inshaallah
>>70609185
my boNUS is 13
>>70609112
Take Sweden spill Denmark
>>70609112
Defend any attacks
If able keep liberaying Austria
>>70609112
Remove Kyrios
>>70609281
the night is darkest right before the dawn, my friend
>>70609251
>>70608361
>>70607372
>1
>1
>2
its like some unknown outside force is trying to stop me from winning.
>>70609112
Any inactive cunts i can take over for?
>>70609339
>instant 4 digit pali
>>70609370
Brown I guess, but he's pretty much fucked.
>>70609370
SSMA was better
>>70609280
focus on capturing his border cities and crippling his bonus my friend
>>70609205
Russia once you finally get to Europe please attack Kyrios. I am tired of not doing any damage.
>>70609280
Liberating* i hate typing from my cellphone
>>70609281
Your attacks will fail, your clay belongs now to the Holy Empire, you asked for this
>>70609449
We'll see
>>70609497
>allowing mudslims and germans gain power
Russia repeats history
>>70609422
No way, we screwed them, switzerland and croatia were kill, malta was alone and germany and i were gonna screw the queen, they lost deal with it
>>70609112
Fine i'll take brown, take the fish and the far north oil, spills take attack and take thw wood in the north
>>70609585
*Cough Cough* Albania
>>70609643
Yhea, albania, turkey and greece were gonna gangbang malta so hard Sasha grey would be scared, good job Kush
>>70609472
you were going attack me sooner or later i just sped up the process
>>70609795
I never attack in risk, even less if theres still unclaimed territories...
Dont fool yourself and excuse your poor desitions as your people suffer the war you and sos started...
>>70609422
Allies? As in please don't kill me
>>70609968
had to be done, without your kebab youd be done
>>70610007
I already have an ally
>>70610049
Nap?
>>70610042
Allahu Akbar then...
I love how this game has just fucking exploded.
Kyrios continues to take LITERALLY NO DAMAGE and digs even deeper into the flesh of them southern boys. The Jihad takes the boot instead of getting the boot themselves, and now the boot is on the other foot.
Kush is now all Kushered out, and Russia is still rubbing it's eyes in the light of day.
CS GAME PLAN
I can clean up the north. You take the Jihad costal cities while he's still neck deep in fighting the south. He's about to get out of control. I'll help retake the mediteranian as soon as my island is clean.
>>70610123
take constantinople.
it is rightfully mine
>>70610123
Take Jihad Costal Cities
Updated bonus
>>70610123
Defend
Then liberate Slovenia
>>70609968
well first i don't know if you are lying about how you would't attack someone and secondly the game was getting boring
>>70610123
Retake Glasgow, then leeds, Birmingham, etc back to London, Defend if needed
>>70610123
expand like shown
>>70610101
I accept
>>70610123
defend, then capture firenze, venezia then milano and munchen
>>70610266
Dubs eyy
>>70610123
New country, If y-you'l accept
>Grey
>Finland
>Mongol-Nordic Union
>>70610307
actually leave munchen for kyrios
>>70610123
>>70609585
OP you forgot my roll, since i rolled a pali i will assume i already have the north sea oil, the fish and Iceland and take the +6
bonus
Rolling this turn to sail to England and take London and Birmingham at all costs,
>>70610325
>Straya
Not even once.
>>70610123
REMOVE KYRIOS GOD DAMMIT
>>70610360
Thanks m8
>>70610384
>>70610421
Poland stronk!
Holy Empire will prevail
>>70610123
>He's about to get out of control. I'll help retake the mediteranian as soon as my island is clean
itll be too late
>>70610621
Your most likely going to die unless you roll trips
>>70610315
Eyy kush wanna be allies against pink? I will charge at france you go into the UK?
>>70610727
i know. one last round im hoping.
Hey Sons of South. Meanwhile you contemplate suicide can i take your country over?
>>70610765
Yes
>>70610787
fuck no, this is my ship to sink with, get the fuck out
OUT OF CONTROL
SUSPENSEFUL
Brown counted wrong and couldn't reach England, so he went to scotland instead
CS
NEW PLAN
FUCK UP BROWN
>>70611079
DAMNIT HER'S THE THING
LAST POST IS MY ROLL SINCE IT WAS FIRST
VERY HARD
>>70611110
Break NAP with Vlad and remove hin from Scandinavia. Expand into Cairo
>>70611079
What? Why? We have a NAP
>tfw i just realised pink is OP
Goddammit
>>70611110
Take back Amsterdam and Full assault on southern England
>>70611110
defend and retake alexandria
>>70611171
pali
>>70611200
>dubs
spill into capturing firenze and medinna and mecca
>>70611110
Defend
Get the rest of Croatia and Bosnia-her.
If able liberate the rest of Austria and head for Munich
>>70611110
REMOVE KYRIOS
>>70611117
omfg
everything at border of me and constantinople.
full assault on haiga sofia
>>70611200
>00
>55
>171
>>70611110
Take Dublin(don't go further into Ireland) Cardiff and Birmingham
Might as well die fighting
>>70611288
DUBS PALLINDROME
FUCKING GIB
>>70611311
5D PALI
D
P
A
L
I
>>70611288
wut
>>70611369
Do not lose faith comrade
>>70611409
you were 1 away from quints, a game changer..
>>70611153
If you attack in the same turn you suffer a -10 for 3 rounds
>>70611285
>>70611437
>11285
>1 away from quints
>1 away
>1
>>70611437
Op posted 1110 there was no way i was going to get quints
>>70611369
>>70611171
lets fuck up op, ill help you anyway i can
>>70611503
Whatever you're out of Scandinavia anyways
>>70611513
i think he means this >>70611117
>>70611503
this is not true according to rules
>>70611585
>11117
>1 away from quints
>>70611557
Assault France in Germany, Get CS out of Sweden and Retake London >>70611503
>>70611696
Whoops
>>70611677
>>70611728
What happens to you
>>70611654
It's litteraly written on the map, breaking a NAP or an Allience and attacking results in a -10 a round for 3 rounds,read it
>>70611752
i got ass raped by a guy who had +32 when he attacked me, and no help from muhEurope.
>>70611801
what in the fuck, Im getting taken over by light blue, i have alliance with dark blue.
>>70611654
its true though
also what the fuck i just realized that gibraltar infinity sea travel bonus, that shits OP as fuck
>>70611861
Then tell OP to apply the penalty if he didn't break the allience or NAP
>>70611861
he was talking about spain
>>70611893
Yhea it's crap, you can litteraly take half the cities on the map at the start if you start in Gibraltar
>>70611931
dark blue, serbia, hasnt attacked me.
Holy shit I'm tired
I don't know if I go any further OP
>>70612030
same
>>70612030
Pls go to sleep, it's not good to stay up so late
>>70612030
So does that mean that you're going AFK?
Yo bois, claiming Iceland, in the very top color, for the Walrus people of the Icelandic Reich of peace.
>>70612083
>>70612030
it's bad for ur health. u should go to sleep
Cede Sweden and Norway to OP
Brown and Kush make a luck offensive and take back some ground.
The Jihad builds additional pylons
Red keeps losing his shit while blue contributes nothing
Russia went back to bed.
>>70612162
SON OF A BITCH
>>70612162
That's fucking bullshit.
>>70612189
Cede Spain and Gibraltar to you
>>70612189
Gib Iceland plox
>>70612189
Assault Southern England and reclaim cites
I'm not quit ceding since I'm ceding him some portions
>>70612190
>>70612229
Gonna make a quick update
>>70612189
defend from any attack, capture firenze and milano
>>70612189
This is bullshit>>70612229
No quitceding
Well since Christian State the big faggot is going AFK i wish to claim him.
>>70612189
Expand to Russia
OP I believe in You!
>>70612189
alright, since constantinople is nothing, i want to take over terrorist town..
expand around northern afrika.
>>70612301
Fuck you you cuck. I hope you get raped to death by Jamal.
>>70612293
Shut the fuck up Vlad everybody hates you
>>70612277
>another dubs
NO BRAKES ON THE JIHAD TRAIN INFIDELS
>use it on malta and tunis
>>70612314
Eyy fuck you with this quitceding shit
THIS
CHANGES
EVERYTHING
PRAY TO YOUR GOD BROWN
>>70612364
Have I left? Have I given all my land to him at once?
>>70612189
Defend
Liberate the rest of Boz&Her and get tje fish in the coast.
If able get the border citoes in Ukraine
>>70612189
How the hell did 32 T's only took birmingham? You're working the game
Rolling to take the north sea oil and oslo, Aland and Stockholm
>>70612401
Fuck you OP.
>>70612401
Am I going to see a yellow Island of am I barking up the wrong tree? Are you not accepting new players?
>>70612401
Invade Sweden Full Force
>>70612401
new bonus is 45
>>70612401
Op i rolled and you didn't give me any land >>70612296
>>70612189
SORRY! Had stuff to do back now.
Expand towards southern oil
>>70612456
no new players, sorry
>>70612401
Cede African land to OP
>>70612456
It's more pale actually, but whatever.
>>70612505
Ah, okay then.
>>70612412
Bonus 9
Fuck you OP,you're not counting right, 32 T's somehow only got me 7
>>70612401
good woork ignoring my rolls op
>capture firenze and milano, spill into malta and tunis
CS and OP are cucks. Abandon thread.
>>70612401
>>70612404
Liberate Ukraine
How am I still Alive
>>70612555
I counted against my defense
I formally resign from this world war,
there was a time of peace, a time of keks, and times of lols. R-r-r-remember when Yaweh tried to bully his way into palestine?
I hope and pray for europes sake that the cancer that is Islam is stopped and OP with the power of CS and jesus on his side will achieve success. WITH THIS, I gift my brother in all of this the nation state of Milano and the remaining border between greece and constantinople.
Naples and tunis are gifted to OP for being a fucking bro and setting this up, great great work.
The rest of the rebels blow themselves up, as they would rather die than be occupied by the ottoman empire. this happens in present day albania. make it white, plus 4T perimeter wide around area.
Best of luck, and thanks again OP.
>TIL never to play risk on /pol/
>>70612401
OP is a faggot, cede all my lands and the sea oil and fish in norway and swedsn to kush
>>70612584
Need new risk thread, preferably with faster updates
>>70612401
expand to Russia
>>70612584
BTFO brazil you're white and shit bro don't worry I believe you.
You know what, I'm done then. It's been a good game, but it's also been 6-7 hours. GG and good night.
>>70612648
Oi nah m8, dont attack plez
>>70612639
>>70612401
Actually cede everything except 1 T in scotland to Kush, that's legal by OP's logic since i still have 1 T i'm still alive
>>70612639
Shut the fuck up Vlad, no one likes you.
Shit we need a host
>>70612707
based ENGLISHISH coming back
>>70612708
I hope you're killing yourself.
>>70612772
Shut it huemonkey
>>70612772
I pray you have a government by august
>>70612707
Take over my soft drink empire. Your time was too short for this world.
>>70612711
i just want to escape the war zone i will not attack you
>>70612802
Quitceding cucks should be gassed.
good game, also all of you are faggots
i won suck it nerds
>>70612744
You're like that fat angry kid who alway get's pissed when he get' cought cheating and cries, go fuck yourself you dirty cheater
we need a host dammit
>>70612844
Governmentless Monkeys should be burned
>>70612852
You only gained a foothold because brown is a prick. We would have worn you down in the end. It would have taken years though. ggwp
Holy Empire stronk!
Nicaean Empire stronk!
G_G
>>70612708
GG m8 it was a fun game
>>70612888
Learn how to count you idiot romanian
>>70612888
Erry risk game you're not in everyone says you're annoying as fuck
>>70612896
I'm not the one having to work the game to win fag
Can someone make another one? I want in on this risk goodness before I get bored and go to bed.
I'd host but I am shit, I'm just shit.
>>70612949
Everyone who loses yhea, pissboy
>>70613004
What time is it in shitposting land
>>70613004
im shit too
>>70613040
Time to go fuck yourself ;)
>>70613004
I was shit 7 hours ago when we started. Just take in players fast then stop taking in new shitheads. You'll get faggots like brown.
>>70613084
top bantz :^)
>>70613084
Go back to travelling you gypsie
>>70613084
Vlad calm down your erected nipples
Gonna need a new thread
>>70613004
>>70613117
Hopefully you wont bend the rules to win like Financial Cuckaid
>>70613131
You're bretty angry cuck state, has Jamal just finished your sister :^)
>>70613213
You seem pretty mad to. Is it tough living in the favelas?
>>70613129
>>70613131
>>70613168
>all these (you)'s
#Triggered
>>70613274
I don't know, is it tough watching your sister get streched by Jamal?
>>70613308
>implying you aren't
>>70613202
Your being a nugger. Stop.
>>70613308
i just wanted you to calm your nipples down
JESUS FUCK JUST MAKE A NEW THREAD
I'm keen to play again guys
>>70613308
+(you)
>>70613117
Sucks that people would need to be left out. Your one mistake was existing int he same world as Romania.
>>70613416
Can you host?
>>70613356
Stay inside Pedro don't want you getting Zika in your third world shithole
>hosting risk on /pol/
/int/ is always superior
>>70613441
Nah I'm going to bed in 3 hours.
Are we gonna play or is it over?
Who is hosting?
>>70613470
I might... Consider starting one on int. Never fucking done it before and It will probably be a traumatizing experience. Any ideas for a good map?
>>70613430
Fucking gypises dude. You give them a country and all they do is fucking cry. Next time I'm blocking all romanians
People are real keen to call cheating when they aren't the ones counting up the posts and using the fucking paintbucket for 7 hours.
>>70613562
Same or a more basic one, might go quicker
>>70613549
Hosting what? Zika? Oh you're sister just go it and can't pay for treatment now here children will be deformed just like you
>>70613568
>Counting up the posts and using the paint bucket
This doesn't sound enjoyable.
Anyway, I empathize with your situation, although my banters are super effective against Romanians. And by bants I mean I just shit up their threads when they start them.
Atleast we will go down as a proud country.Something Americans have never heard of.
>>70613606
Picking the EU with half a textbook of fucking rules was the critical mistake. This game needs to be played fast and loose. Like Vlad's mum.
>>70613430
His one mistake was allowing quitceding when it suited him
>inb4 it wasn't quitceding
Stating that he is going to quit and then starting to cede over half his terf and then more is quitceding
>>70613606
Alright ill look. Post a map if you want it to be used. Once that is in order I will start a shitty risk thread.
Bye fags i am going to sleep GG
>>70613679
Here is a list of things Brazilians should be proud of almost the same as Romanians
>>70613696
>>70613562
>>70613746
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-cC53FfB5rpZXdDdnNfQjV5SXM&usp=drive_web
>>70613715
Ew, why the fuck is your AIDS country touching my country!? Fuck off! Where f-full! NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70613562
Is this too complex?
>>70613746
Use this one.
>>70613841
>>70613778
>no bonuses
>>70613803
Lets do it
>>70613841
>>70613778
>no bonuses
>>70613803
This is to big and loose like Vlads mom
PICK ONE FAST OP. THE THREAD IS DYING.
>>70613803
Looks good.
>>70613782
Thanks for the suggestions.
What board should it be on?
>>70613991
/int/
>>70613950
Yeah I wish there was a smaller USA map.
This is a better version IMO of >>70613778
>>70613974
Wait fuck I don't know shit About American states. I found an Australian one though.
>>70614067
THAT one is great. If we are using one, it will be that one.
Straya make the new thread already.
Starting thread on int
>>>/int/57716355
