>Be me
>House behind me goes vacant, chick was evicted or some shit
>Few months ago new people move
>Okay.jpg
>Keep to themselves quiet perfect neighbors
>Few weeks ago washing my car
>Theyre outside playing music
>Realize its muslim prayer music
>Realize they dont speak english and are probably syrian or turks
What do i /pol?
>>70598534
DEUS VULT
AVE MARIA
>>70598534
Move To Australia And Try Shitposting From There...
Put pig carcus on lawn.
>>70598534
BUY A PET PIG FOR THE BACKYARD
>>70598534
Sacrifice a pig and paint the blood on their door
"accidental" bacon grease fire
they will be so caught up in figuring out who was eating something haram they will never realize it was arson
>>70598534
Threw pigs head and 80 liters of pork blood in their house.
The worst you can get its a fine, and your new neighbors gone for ever.
>>70598534
tell them that the music constitutes hate speech
then tell them there are lots of gays in the area
>>70598902
this and dogs
>>70598772
Get fucked, guacamole Japan.
>>70599146
but all of the gay people here are in the closet or have left by now
>>70598534
you know exactly what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
>>70599272
Just put some pig heads over their loan. Pour tons of blood over their walls and windows, they will assume it belongs to the pork too.
>>70598534
If they're otherwise perfect neighbors, and don't play durka music when you're trying to sleep, there's no problem, because they're fitting in. The muslim will be bred out of their lineage in time.
Don't listen to the sperglords telling you to start shit with them, because they'll bring out their crazy jihadist uncle abdul to mess with you.
If they start shit though, grab some friends, go to the butcher and ask for multiple whole dead pigs, load them in your truck, mount a confederate flag and blast america fuck yeah while smearing their house with pig guts
>>70599206
Jeb would be proud
burn it to the ground
Just don't talk to them. Ever.
There's one of two possibilities:
1: They are not terrorists, but will be unpleasant to be around anyway because they are brown, don't speak English and probably stink.
2: They are terrorists and upon finding out that you are an infidel will make sure to target you when they finally decide to go kill all the other infidels.
There is literally no reason to contact them at all. Your best course of action is to simply keep to yourself.
>>70598534
If they are perfect neighbors what the problem? I'd rather have Muslims living next to me than the douchebag who turns his TV up super loud and plays CoD at 3am every fucking night.
I swear its like clockwork.
>>70599206
39 year old Virgin is strong with this one
Build a big cruzifix in your front yard. Best weapon against muslims here in Bavaria. Bonus skill: Able to chase bad deamons
>>70599301
Convert to Islam and make Sharia the new law of your neighborhood. If you do anything less you could push them to terrorism. Remember we have to conform to them, or we risk being killed for keeping our values.
>>70599540
Nice proxy, Ahmad
>>70598534
>Keep to themselves quiet perfect neighbors
>>Realize they dont speak english and are probably syrian or turks
if they're not bothering you what's the fucking problem? better than some niggers who blast music and chimp out 24/7.
>>70599676
Bernie is that you?
>>70599725
>Germany
>calling anyone Ahmed
Fucking wew lad
>>70599676
This guy gets it!
>>70598534
They breaking any laws? So, why do you care?
>>70598534
>>Realize they dont speak english and are probably syrian or turks
There's absolutely zero Muslims in American Soil Right now that doesn't speak at least passable English , even the fucking Somalians in Minnasota speak good enuff english ... that why I called your bull in above post , this would have been belivable if you ware talking about any latino group.
call the cops on them after planting evidence for terrorism on their property
>>70598534
Inb4 they're the next San Bernardino Islamic terrorists and OP is shown on the news saying he didn't want to report them because he didn't want to be seen as racist
>>70599996
eh not really worried just over exaggerated. Im just suscpious as all
>>70600094
>Mfw they yelled at the guy next to them in sand speak for a good 10 minutes last week
>>70600304
Well only way to know for sure is you saying hallo in the passing when you meet them next time , isn't it ?
On the off chance they on't know English , They'll eventually have to shop , enrole any kids to school etc , everyday life will make them English speaking in 6 months...
>>70598534
roll your replica true cross into their yard and take over their home in the name of christendom
DEUS VULT
>>70598534
We need pictures OP
>>70601766
forgot my pic
>>70600304
Get pictures
>>70598534
Buy life insurance.
>>70598534
Build a pigpen in your backyard and fill it up with some porkers
>>70598534
Without memeing OP, don't be scared, give them a chance, but be ever mindful and keep your eyes open.
Everyone likes to talk here that they remove kebab on the regular, but lets be realistic, your chances of them allahu ackbaring you are relatively low, but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't pay attention.
Golden rule. Treat them as you'd want to be treated. Give them their fair chance. They may be decent people. If you speak with them and they see put off, abrasive, irritated, agitated, anything that you'd expect from a could-be extremist and not neighborly, then back the fuck off and keep an even closer eye on them. Report suspicious activity if you see it.
Just be nice and respectful, meet them and assess them.
>>70598534
Do nothing.
If they are terrorists I don't think the plan is to attack their neighbours. They normally go for bigger targets
>>70602482
Good goy
