We dun goofed edition
you know what to do
In 10 minutes ONPE will update the results
>>70589673
Hail Zar Veronika Mendoza
the all powerfull and lovely qt
Who did you vote for Congress? I voted for PPK's #13 and #17.
>Keiko 38.04%
>PPK 25.48%
>Vero 16.22%
>Goyo and Poppy more votes than Toledo
Keikos de puta!
>>70589920
>In 10 minutes ONPE will update the results
Post them here when it happens, please.
>>70590393
Fucking kek.
>>70590294
AP #4 and #5
>>70590616
>>70589673
THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
Holy shit, a Gook is winning in Chile...is this bad?
>>70590392
I feel bad for toledo, he was pretty based.
People on the streets still call him mister president.
>>70590294
Uncle Barn's 1 and 11
>>70590765
Damn son that's wide. ONPE right now has mostly Lima so the actual results will probably be more like the GFK counts, with PPK winning but with less of a margin.
Reminder that if you didn't vote for Vero you're a retard and you should've fucking voted for her. Why didn't you vote for Vero?
>>70590393
Topkek
>>70590028
My girlfriend told me that I only wanted Vero for president because she was cute and this has made me realice that she was right.
Still I would bang.
>>70590962
Daily reminder that leftism is cancer.
VIVA EL FUJIMONTESINISMO
>>70591275
Don't swap in AIDS for authoritarian cancer
>>70590695
>>70590944
I really want to know which of Barney's candidates got into congress. When will these faggots tell us ;_;?
>>70590765
ONPE will update results in 1 hour
get hyped
>>70591402
We just want Fujimori and (some) Montesinos out, whatever else... we barely care.
Every fucking time, every fucking time I hope we don't screw it up and it always happens. Peru will never be fixed as long as the whole compulsory voting system is in place. Too many poor people who don't follow politics and get swayed too easily on the voting sites. Our elections are a joke, no actual view points, no actual policies, just umbrella buzzwords and promises. The daughter of the most corrupt president in the last half century is in first place. PPK is far from perfect but god damn it fucking inbred cerranos.
Tl;dr Peru's politics are forever fucked as long as the public keeps valuing sensationalism and empty promises over everything.
>>70591848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqHth9nyRZY
We do not have any candidate who raises a good plan of government, only promises based on nothing are being made on us , the largest force is on the side of a government that prostituted the country in the 90s and is proud of it, leaving us a dependency on mining. A dependency which eats us away in medium stability and economic growth badly distributed.
They want to make socialist changes and renegotiations, when they already signed treaties that protect these companies (TTP), adding value to our raw materials when we don't have the technology nor the competent professionals to place ourselves in a such competitive market.
No one thinks clearly as to turn our situation. Changing education seems to be the answer for many, but not given any clear idea of the subject, invest more, some argue, but any innovative proposal in a country where welfarism, Showbiz and sensationalism prevail.
I think this is not what we should call a democracy. It looks rather a dictatorship in which raw ignorance reigns and really brothers, that's not what we deserve.
>>70591275
Nigger, el fujimontesinismo doesn't give a shit about the left or right. they just want money
>>70592026
Agreed
I would like to thank every fellow anon from every country for the discussion we had the whole day, thank you very much, today was a good day
>When anons actually contribute intead of shitpost in our thread
>>70591848
>The daughter of the most corrupt president
You're in the same bag you're bitching about.
>>70592148
Maybe.
>>70592288
Anytime bro
Such a way to end this first round with PPK winning
>>70592556
One more thing, if you want to check the results, the ONPE provided a link.
https://resultadoselecciones2016.onpe.gob.pe/PRPCP2016/
>>70592026
Neat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRxFArK7Ffo&nohtml5=False
>>70592288
Caviar-bro here. Thanks senpai, was pretty fun
>>70589673
GF is Peruvian, is the result good or bad? Don't really know much about Peru except from what their parents told me. Some corrupt guy used to run what is the equivalent of liberal here (center left) and they migrated because the country economy was too shit in the 80s.
Today's result can't be worse than fucking Trudeau right?
>>70592758
Ohh yes, this is one of my favourites.
>>70593030
Alan Garcia, a corrupt former president brought hyperinflation to Peru in the 80s. Fujimori, the next president fixed it with the help of his economists. Gained popularity and then decided to turn his presidency into virtually an authoritarian state. He caught charged for crimes, ran to Japan for asylum, was brought back and is in prison. His daughter Keiko, plays to the fact Peru's political landscape is all about sensationalism and who can rally the poor the most with promises. Many of the younger folk (which is a lot in a developing country) follow Keiko, without knowing her dad's history. The only good thing that has happened here is that just like Ollanta's win, supporters of every candidate who isn't Keiko will team together to vote for whoever she's up against.
Tl;dr Keiko followers are idiots
Who else /WillVoteForKeiko/ now that democracy is dead anyways?
>>70593533
thanks.
>This Vero rally
I swear a saw a beta male with problem glasses
los peruANOS...............
>>70595951
Shitposting in my thread
>>70591848
>the most corrupt president in the last half century
The most corrupt president of all human history is Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva.
Grab all the corruption scandals that had happened in the history and it will still be just child's play next to what the motherfucker did to Brazil.
Redpill me on Fujimori
>>70589673
VEROLOVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>70589673
HIMNO NACIONAL DE CHOLOLANDIA Perukistan Indiolandia
CORO
SOMOS INDIOS-MONOS,SEAMOSLO SIEMPRE
Y TAMBIEN NEGROS POR EL SOL
QUE FALTEMOS AL VOTO SIEMPRE
QUE LA MIERDA PATRIA QUE ETERNO NOS DIO.
I
LARGO TIEMPO EL INDIO PERUANO OPRIMIDOLA OMINOSA CADENA ARRASTRO,
CONDENADO A CRUEL SERVIDUMBRE LARGO TIEMPO EN SILENCIO GIMIO.
MAS APENAS EL GRITO ESCLAVO ¡¡¡MISERIA EN SUS COSTAS SE OYO !!
LA INDOLENCIA DE ESCLAVO PERU-ANO,LA MIERDA TRAGO.
II
YA EL ESTRUENDO DE JAULAS Y CADENAS QUE ESCUCHAMOS POR SIGLOS DE HUMILLACION,
QUE HASTA NOS QUITARON EL CENEPA SAGRADO QUE OYO ATONITO EL MUNDO ¡¡CELEBRO!!
POR DOQUIER ECUADOR ,PALIZAS,TRAS PALIZAS ,NOS DIO,
MERECIDOS MONOS DE LOS ANDES SOMOS, TAMBIEN A UNA VOZ.
III
CON EL ATRAZO MI PUEBLO SE HUNDE Y CUAL RAYO CORRIO LA OPINION,
DESDE EL ISTMO A LAS TIERRAS DEL FUEGO DESDE EL FUEGO A LA HELADA REGION.
TODO CHOLO JURA ROMPER LA MISERIA QUE NATURA A PERU SIEMPRE DIO,
Y QUEBRAR ESE CETRO QUE ECUADOR OSTENTE ORGULLOSO...
ECUADOR NUESTRO AMO
IV
LIMA CULIADA, POR SIEMPRE INVADIDA Y VIOLADA,SU ENOJO MOSTRO,
AL AMO PATENTE ECUATORIANO QUE INTENTABA ALARGAR SU OPRESION.
A SUS ESFUERZO SALTARON SUS HEMORROIDES Y SUS ANOS QUE PRAT REVENTO.
LES ATIZARON EL CULO A LIMA QUE DESPOJADA DE SU HUASCAR QUEDO.
V
¡¡MANDRITRIOTAS peruanos!!,MEJOR SER ESCLAVOS Y HUMILLADOS POR SIGLOS... EL INDO GIMIO.
PARA SIEMPRE DEFEQUEMOS LIBRES MANTENIENDO SU PROPIO HEDOR.
NUESTRAS MADRES PERUANAS ,HASTA HOY DESNUTRIDAS ESTEN SIEMPRE MAMANDO EL CAÑON,
Y QUE ALGUN DIA LAS PLAYAS DE SALINAS y MANTA ,VISITARAN EJERCIENDO LA PROSTITUCION.
VI
EN SU CIMA LOS ANDES SOSTENGAN LA BANDERA O PENDON BICOLOR,
QUE LOS SIGLOS ANUNCIEN EL ESFUERZO DE SER INFERIOR,QUE POR SIEMPRE NOS GUSTO.
A SU SOMBRA VIVAMOS OPRIMIDOS,Y AL NACER POR EL CULO CAGON...
RENOVEMOS EL GRAN JURAMENTO DE RENDIRNOS A TODO
PATRON...JA,JA,JA...
CORO....
>>70596868
GFK just announced they won over PPK in congress. Keiko has full majority thanks to her dad's retarded single chamber system.
If PKK wins and people get a 20% richer but lose their lives to the local mob/thug I will fucking laugh.
We need Keiko and the far right now, not a center libertarian who never lived in violence.
Come at me you kike lovers, the world needs to know it. This shithole is insecure as fuck and criminals don't get persecuted nor jailed.
>>70596995
Better to have indians than muslims UK.
>>70597325
So Fujimori is based far right?
>>70597325
You should have voted for Barnechea, you stupid indio dumbfuck.
>>70597325
The PRESIDENT nephew was brutally stabbed in MIRAFLORES.
The hitmen murdered a businessman in the center of SAN ISIDRO the other day.
And this week we were attacked by TERRORIST and mass killed civilians.
In what fucking alternative reality are you morons living? Those idiots voting for PKK for a little more shekels and act political correct are way worse than commies asking free shit.
I hate you all. I really hate you.
>>70596785
7th most corrupt man in the world, but populism makes him popular.
>Veronika Mendoza
>Free shit
>marriage equality
>gender identity law
>20% on votes
>>70597647
muh corruption
What are his actual policies?
>>70597647
>Corrupt
Removing druglords with spies who hijacked cocaine exportation did not affected us. In fact his assessor brought peace to the country, having a monopoly in the black market internationally.
That money did not came from the public budget anyway. People cry here as if his assessor robbed to them or the people's taxes, they robbed the druglords.
>>70597838
Basically >>70597789 with more votes and less honesty and gender equality.
>>70598068
I thought Fujimori was far right?
>>70598165
Ignore him, he doesn't know about Fujimori.
>>70597325
Money, investment and free trade happen to also be able solve it. Buy a gun you fucking sheep.
>>70597986
Let's watch this Fujimorista justify all of this. Zoo animals are entertaining anyways:
>300000 indigenous people sterilized because of "population control"
>Government-owned corporations sold a fraction of their worth
>Abolition of the congress to give himself more power
>Death squads
>Torturing the first lady (before Keiko took over as first lady)
>Chilean banking literally everywhere
>Purges of the police and armed forces
>Control of the media by bribery
>On the topic of bribery, the mere existence of the vladivideos
>Electoral fraud in the 2000 elections
>Letting Abimael escape in 1990
>Making money with donations from Japan and other countries around the world
>Smear campaign on opposition leaders (RIP Andrade)
>The psico-social experiments to control the public opinion
>Lying about the "shock" just to get ahead of Vargas Llosa in the 90s election
>Purposely mismanaging the funds for schools and hospitals, building them with the cheapest and least secure matierlas
>Purging the police force FOR capturing Abimael Guzman
>Collaborating with Vaticano to traffic drugs
I could go on, but I'm about to faint right here. Too tired.
>>70597589
>Barnachea
Shit argentina, it is like u havent learn shit in your leftard goverments
>>70596649
Sorry I cant give a shit about ape shenanigans
So many peruvian leftists on pol. You retards make me sick
>>70599227
>Not wanting to kill the abbos
>Not wanting a glorious oligarchy
>Democracy is overrated, do you really believe you can't do better? See Trump
>And?
>Different strokes for different folks.
>Longest Chile in whole world
>Purging corruption, gotta happen
>Government control is worse than CIA control?
>Russophobia
>Shure
>Mistakes are made
>And?
>THIS WAS NEVER DONE BEFORE OOOOO:
>Welcome to Statehood 2016
>OOOOOO:
>Nigga go build your own fucking schools then
>Guzman was a hero, stop bein a nigger, the police are corrupt
>Proofs.
Arguments destroyed.
>>70597622
>muh insecurity
Get a gun faggot
>>70599642
Get cucked Muhammed
>>70599581
I hope you mean the actual verotards and not anyone who -dares oppose the god empress-.
>>70599227
>300000 indigenous people sterilized because of "population control"
Eugenics, welcome to /pol/ the national socialism mecca. If any this proves how based Fujimori was. There were abbo tier natives breeding like rabbits. It had to be done.
>Government-owned corporations sold a fraction of their worth
Privatization, best policy ever done. You are like one of those commies bitching in Russia how they sold their infrastructure for potatoes. Well those companies are worth billions now, but at the time they were sucking shekels from the national budget. Broke, big, welfare-companies incapable to get profits.
>Abolition of the congress to give himself more power
Night of the long knives 2.0, his economic ideas were awesome but the legislative power asked money for every vote or cuck him hard to avoid passing any executive law/project. It was a chaos at the time, we were living at blackout and all the opposition congressmen did was asking shekels as if Fujimori had tons of money under his pillow. They acted as entitled politicians who didn't care about the nation. 80% of Peruvian approve the move at the time, remaining 20% were terrorist, commies and opposition congressmen.
>Death squads
That killed terrorists, commie think tanks fags, and druglords. I dont see the problem here. He also removed crazy people and addicts from the streets. It only makes him more
BASED.
>Torturing the first lady (before Keiko took over as first lady)
First lady has denied every accusation. Keiko was a child, and to be honest who fucking cares how other males put their women in line. Ask your average Ivan how much he cares how others people take their marriage. Are you gay? Are you femenist? Fuck you homosex.
>Chilean banking literally everywhere
We did have a banking at all when he took the government. He re-made the Central Bank so technocrat and efficient that all the professional behind still work today with positive outcome. Chileans didn't enter the banking during...
>>70600433
...during his regime. He asked the strongest family who had foreign accounts to ad-venture the BBVA and make a local bank. He made Peruvian-foreign banks come the nation after his economic shock and gone hyperinflation. Thanks to it we now enjoy a relative competitive banking regardless of metals sale. Thanks his national socialist approach again.
>Purges of the police and armed forces
Dissidents and officials who didn't responds the objectives imposed. Many of them liked to hide and avoid getting shot by terrorists. Pussies were fired.
>Control of the media by bribery
The same media that had an apology of the armed left? The same media that cried about privatization and government leech high officials?
It was non-uniformed war, and he gave the poor sex and gossip 24/7 rather than "maybe killing a cop and stealing its bad at all".
Bitch I can continue but I am tired.
>mfw we really dun goofed this time
>>70589673
My mom here in the states voted for him... at my insistence. Get cucked communist serrano faggot
I am just glad to see Peru getting destroyed by its own people once again.
>>70590028
Anon, please tell me where did you get the picture? Or pass me the link of the whole picture because I was already busting penis
sup guys
who is the bigger cancer here ? the commie or fujimori with tits ?
and who is the lesser evil ?
>>70600433
>>70600915
el peruANO ariANO seniores............
>>70591259
>my gf
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
>mfw 15% of retarded voted for Veronika
>>70603303
Are gfs hard to get in Peru?
>>70589673
Canada your election don't matter
>>70599581
You mean all the leftist Peruvian are using leafs on there flags
>>70589673
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
>>70604327
No, it's probably easier than in culombia.
Unless you want something that is not a pokemon.
CHISTE DE PERUANOS
-POR QUE LOS CAJONES DE MUERTO EN PERU TIENE AGUJERITOS?
*PARA QUE LOS GUSANOS SALGAN A VOMITAR Y ARROJAR AFUERA!
-QUE SALE DE UN INDIO Y UN MONO????
* UN PERUANO!!
-QUE HACE UN PERUANO ESCALANDO UN CERRO???
*BUSCANDO SU CASA!
- UN CONJUNTO DE PERUANOS ES:
*UNA MANADA!
- EL PERUANO ES EL MEJOR ATLETA??
*NO! LO QUE PASA ES QUE CORREN MUY RAPIDOS CUANDO LLEVAN ALGO ROBADO BAJO EL BRAZO.
-QUE HACE UN PERUANO EN EUROPA???
*APARTE DE DAR MAL ASPECTO!..ROBAR Y PEDIR LIMOSNAS!!
-QUE HACE UN PERUANO EN UN ZOO???
*VISITANDO A SU FAMILIA!
-EN QUE SE PARECE UN ``BOMBÒN A UN PERUANO??
*EN QUE EL BOMBÒN Y EL PERUANO SON: CUADRADITOS , PEQUEÑOS Y MARRONES!!!.
-CUALES SON LOS ``ENEMIGOS`` MORTALES DEL PERUANO???
*EL ``BAIGÒN`` EL JABÒN, LA HONESTIDAD`` Y LOS HUMANOS!
-CUALES SON LOS MEJORES AMIGOS DEL PERUANO???
* LA SUCIEDAD``LA DROGA```LA MOSCA Y LA CUCARACHA!.
-QUE PAÌSES SON MUY PARECIDOS AL PERU???.
*AFRICA`` PITUFILANDIA`` BOLIVIA `` IRAK``
-CUALES SON LOS COLORES QUE REPRESENTA AL PERUANO???
*EL NEGRO`` Y EL MARRÒN!
-EL PERUANO ES COMO EL ESPERMATOZOIDE????
*DE 1.000.000 UNO ES EL QUE SIRVE!!
-AL PERUANO LE DICEN:``CHANCLETA Y/O ``OJOTA``
*NO SIRVE PARA NINGÙN DEPORTE!!.
-AL PERUANO LE DICEN ``MOJÒN``
*CORTITO`` MARRONCITO Y MUY ``HEDIONDO``
-POR QUE EL PERRO ES MAS EDUCADO QUE EL PERUANO???
*POR QUE EL PERRO SOLO ORINA EN UN ÀRBOL....EL PERUANO ORINA EN CUALQUIER PARTE DE LA CALLE!!
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``CHOLUS INDIUS MONUS``
-QUE SALE DE UN BOLIVIANO Y UN PERUANO???
*UNA TREMENDA ``CUCARACHA``
-CUAL ES LA COMIDA FAVORITA DEL PERUANO??
*EL ``CUY``,OSEA LA ``RATA!!
-CUAL ES LA COMIDA QUE DETESTA EL PERUANO??
*LA COMIDA COMO LA GENTE!!, COMIDA APTA PARA EL SER HUMANO!!.
-ALOS PERUANOS LES DICEN ``YOGHURT``
*POR QUE LOS HICIERON CON LA SOBRA DE LA ``LECHE!!.
I never realised before how many Peruvians where on this board. Where did you all come from?
>>70602369
who's better? it depends on you. Pinochet or a social democrat?
>>70599227
300,000 holy shit hahahaha
>>70605613
Straya please
>>70605261
Wanna know why do Chileans not fear a tsunami? Shit floats in water.
You are just fucking jealous your country is filled with flat ass women.
>>70596251
Hahahah
>>70589673
PPK will rekt the fucking communists and japanese wannabe tyrants
I'm fine with either one desu, PPKuck or la china.
Shouldn't you guys be at a mall playing your gay ass music?
