This guy walks up to you and calls you a sniveling coward, what do you do?
Challenge: No reference to rats or cheese
Look at him the eyes and take a MAGA hat and put it on his head
>>70586990
say hello
>>70586990
I call him a booger eating Canadian and then strangle him to death
>>70586990
Laugh.
>>70586990
Reply: "Go back to Canada, faggot."
>>70586990
Force feed him avocado
>>70586990
boop him on the nose
>>70586990
Punch him straight in the little rat nose he has on his face
>>70586990
take his daughter to CPS
RLRLRLRLRL Uppercut
fuck off cunt
>>70586990
Tell him not to trust the Bush family with his campaign to money
Tell him to go eat a booger and be a rat elsewhere.
>>70586990
Shotgun blast to the face.
I would be a coward.
I don't fuck with the Secret service.
>>70586990
Take out a piece of cheese for the little guy.
>>70586990
Shout mousetrap! and show the video where I fucked his wife again.
>>70586990
"You look like a wax doll someone left in the back of their car on a hot day."
>>70587298
Top kek
>>70586990
Ask him why he hasn't sued the Enquirer yet if their story was false.
>>70586990
Normal: Ask him if I'm a rat he would copulate with
Hardmode: Tell him to fuck off. He won't win the nomination by callng someone from another country a coward anyway
>>70586990
Rip his nose off by sticking two fingers up his nose and pulling hard. Then at least I can still snivel.
Tell him you have to be born in the United States to run for President.
I'd tell him I'm a state delegate and a 5,000$ would be enough for my vote
why do people here hate cruz anyway? I've read his stated positions and compared to Trump he's a hell of a lot more conservative
is it an image problem? he does come off as a slimy liar
>>70586990
Laugh at him as he runs back into the hole in the wall
kick him square in the nuts
>>70586990
>Did your owners at Goldman Sachs tell you to say that
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>>70586990
call him lying, cheating jew leaf
>>70586990
"Where's your Consular Report of Birth Abroad (CRBA), Calgary Ted - you natural-born Canadian?"
>>70587517
hahahahahahahahhaaaahahhahahahahahhahahaha
>>70586990
>being called a sniveling coward by a weasel-ass fuckboy poser
Get lost cupcake before you have to back up your tough guy act.
>>70587884
>his stated positions
>stated
>>70586990
beat the shit out of the cunt.
Throw him back to cucknada
>>70587458
this. but would call him a treasonous jew lover
>>70589796
yeah I already covered that with the "he comes off as a slimy liar" thing
>>70589750
that's kinda perfect
>>70586990
He's the very essence of sniveling.
>>70587828
I like to imagine Macintosh Plus playing in Trump's head at that moment.
>>70586990
>Shutup, Canadian scum
>>70586990
>pull the drain-plug and watch him/it swirl around several times as he/it screams: "NNNnnnnnnnooooooooooo......*slorp!*
and the last I see of Cruz-blob is a lone, angry tentacle shake disappearing down my drain.
Then Trump gets elected, purges the GOPe and banker-lackies and MAGA!
!!!
I hold him down and give him bleach enemas until his autism goes away.
GET IN HERE BOYS
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>>70590308
I'd like to imagine Macintosh Plus playing in his head constantly 24/7.
Send him adrift.
>>70586990
Agree to take him down face to face in a debate..oh wait
>>70590737
Ted Cruz was birthed from one of my anal-bleach autism enemas when I was in Toronto 40+ years back... I had a french canadian slut named Renee administer it while I was whacked out of my head on cocaine and queludes.
This is how I know Ted is not a legal US citizen.... and Teddy boy... I'm sorry you inherited your father's disgusting vices!
>>70586990
Take away his written notes. That will shut him up.
>>70590905
Trumpwave when?
