When Putin nukes it.
If Yellowstone happened the amount of gas released into the atmosphere would engulf the world, leading to global temperatures dropping to freezing so everybody would die.
Americans would just die a swift death while the rest of you fucks starve slowly.
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP
Never. Montana and Wyoming will never fall.
KEK WILLS IT WITH DUBS.
>>70577588
you are not estonia
this gif is not anywhere near as appealing as estonia´s
kill yourself.
my dubs says yellowy will wake up soon
>>70577739
Well sure.
>>70577193
Kek will you to rise Yellowstone. So do it with terrible force. Kek-hunamashtal!!!!!!11
>>70577588
>>70577193
Kek wills it
>>70577468
good thing global warming is happening
>>70577193
Good to see that even in the worst-case fanfiction for this, Quebec is still safe
Check 'em. Yellowstone on 03/21/2020.
>>70577944
Holy shit lmao
>>70577193
Fuck you faggot, I hope you get raped by a rapefugee.
>>70577944
>>70577193
when kim jong learns geology
the entire state of wyoming here.
yellowstone is never going to errupt
>>70577944
NO. Yellow stone happening TONIGHT.
>>70577944
MARCH 21st 2020 KEK HAS SPOKEN!!!
>>70578088
Lol not
Bubble, bubble, bubble.
Also, we have to activate Bartharbunga as well if we want max lulz.
Check
>>70578089
> off by one
Nice try faggit
These
>>70578130
>doubting my dubs
>>70577944
>>70578088
WHAT WHAT
Dubs
illuminati digits confirm...
>>70577193
Tomorrow.
>>70577944
boring, lets the trips bring it sooner
>>70578089
north korea nuke yellowstone when??
>>70577193
>volcano
Lol no
>>70577193
How about Tuesday? This Tuesday.
>>70578253
reroll for trips
>>70577468
So i turn the heater on big deal?!
>>70578217
I guess as a compromise, Yellowstone is never going to erupt on March 21, 2020.
>>70577895
lol if you call surviving the initial blast 'safe'. Literally yellowstone blowing would be horrible for mankind and likely our extinction level event.
>>70577193
leave it to a fucking kraut for wanting to destroy the rest of the world probably because he's so ass hurt over Muhammad in the other room plowing his wives hole
7 days
>>70578315
the 19th
It's never going to erupt
We're all cursed to die a slow and painful death as we watch our civlizations crumble into oblivion
>>70578412
butthurt murican, i bet u loved throwing 2 atomic bombs at innocent people faggot
>>70578089
Everyone who didn't vote for trump would be BTFO
I'm ok with this
>>70578253
Fine then. CHECK MY TRIPS DOE.
>>70578455
Yowza would ya take a gander at those there digits
>>70577895
For once in my life, I'm glad I still live Dirty Jersey.
I will try to set this right with some yes or no questions. Double digits means yes, singles no.
OH ALMIGHTY KEK, WILL YELLOWSTONE ERUPT BEFORE THE END OF THE CENTURY?
>>70578248
>>70578209
>>70578189
fail
trump's meme magic worn off confirmed
>>70577193
so what is 11-23-16
>tfw living in blast zone
Just let it take me
>>70577895
>>70578089
I go to Uni literally ~50 miles away at MSU. Hopefully it's look cool.
>>70578743
well these dubs say go fuck a sheep
>>70578531
yes I did I just wish my grandfather also got to drop one on Germany, imagine how great the world would be without the passive aggressive faggot modern numale krauts
AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN
TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN!
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubiZAIWHgU
I'M READY!
SLEEP TIGHT MELLOW YELLOW
