If you had 3 wishes , what would they be /pol/?
Wishing more wishes doesn't work.
Mine would be:
1) A whites only world (obviously)
2) No jews or similar snake like cultures
3) No religion, especially no Islam and Judaism (seriously it hindered humanity to develop properly)
1. A sports almanac from the future
2. A stock alminac from the future
3. Winning powerball numbers
I can be a NEET forever now.
1. Make oraoposting real
2. Make oraoposting real
3. Make oraoposting real
>>70575895
>all shitskins vanish
>elves and catgirls are real
>leftism dies forever
>1. A gf
I don't care about the other 2 desu
>>70575895
1 no religion
2 white only world
3 transport me to the land of the sentient horses
>>70575895
1) A whites only west (we need Asian and African slaves)
2) Set back technological advancement a few decades. I love /pol/ but computers and the like have really torn people apart.
3) A second genie that isn't a faggot and will grant me more wishes
>>70575895
I can't even get 1.
>>70575895
1. for me to be the immortal ruler of the world
2. anime is real
3. jews are now made out of chocolate
>>70575895
Why would Mr. Popo be granting wishes? Dumb Kraut!
>>70576915
Lol, I read wives.
>>70575895
I only need one wish, that Equestria is real and I can live a happy full life there with my waifu.
>>70576587
>>70575895
>Global System that averts corruption
>Mass Medication system that cures all ailments
>All countries band together and create a unified super nation
World with all white would be bleak as fuck. I'm all for it without niggers tho
1. make me a purely logical being (i.e. I'm always right)
2. The UN acknowledges that I'm always right
3. whatever I say or suggest goes
alternative, less edgy and more grounded:
1. remove me completely of anxiety so I can live my fucking life
2. social prowess; gravitas
3. a nice car
>>70575895
1. create one world government
2. make me the underground leader of the world
3. grant me eternal life
>>70575895
1. non jew/cuck/retard gene race world (all colors of people just not retards and cucks [IQ>110]
2. peaceful family oriented (non polygamous) religions are welcome to keep reproduction and crime in check
3. Immortality and supernatural abilities given to me and only me in order to keep humanity in check if they start becoming degenerates
>>70575895
>Mine would be:
>>70577040
>I only need one wish
>>70575895
1) Destroy Islam Forever
2) The most perfect [i.e attractive and healthy with top tier genes] body.
3) IQ of 300.
>>70577454
>whatever I say or suggest goes
>>70577602
>less edgy and more grounded:
>>70575895
1. Everybody got along, mutual respect for one another
2. Cure for all diseases, sickness
3. Unlimited food/water for everyone
>>70575895
wish for more wishes
>>70577602
>2. make me the underground leader of the world
>3. grant me eternal life
Perfect immortality no dying injury nor aging
An exilir that can kill me once ive lived long enough
Anime is real
>>70575895
>give me twice the money Soros has
>Wolverine's self-healing power
>the ability to speak any language fluently after hearing just a few sentences
>>70575895
1. my wife back (RIP) fucking car crash
2. that my cat doesn't attack my feet
3. that my daughter isn't so noisy
1. Peace on Earth
2. Multicultural and colored America
3. Sharia law over the Constitution.
>>70575895
1. White only world
2. United, one language and one nationality this would prevent all wars and conflicts
3. The laws would be the ones in the US constitution and the amendments with a extra rule of banning everything more left than center.
>>70575895
1. Kill OP
2. Death to all ISIS members and muslims who aid terrorists
3. National debt of America payed off instantly
>>70575895
1) Somehow get a shitload of money whenever I want it either put a load of money in my bank or something todo with giving me so much money I can do anything ever
2) Somehow magically wish a girl who loves me forever to grow a futanari cock
3) Be able to morph into whatever I want
>>70575895
>Have hollowification abilities.
>Have soul reaper powers
>Merge our universe, and the anime universe.
There everything is awesome now.
>>70577040
>(obviously)
>>70576563
Stop.
-Immortality, with the ability to let it go if I choose
-Ability to transition to a ghost-like state (invisible/undetected, float around, go through walls) and back to human as much as I want
and I'd save the 3rd wish for an emergency.
I'd only need the first 2 to be able to gather the information I need to fix the world's problems.
1) Unconditional Omnipotence
1. Healthy and thin whites only
2. No religion
3. No STDS
Remove Kebab
Remove the jews
Remove all niggers
This should cause world peace
1. free mcdonalds for life
1. free ammo for my guns
3. anime is real and i have anime waifu
>>70575895
1) No white people
2) No white people
3) No white people
Three cheesecakes.
1. Remove Islam and SJW from the world and prevent them for appearing again.
2. My name on the Bill Gates will
3. Kill Bill Gates
>>70575895
>You mean all the niggers and spics are gone?
>I'll just have a coke
1. Wish OP wasn't a faggot
2. Wish for more wishes
>>70575895
1. Wish I had a book that altered reality according to what I write in it.
2. ...
3. ...
>>70575895
1) become a woman
2) lesbian harem
3) lots of weed
>>70575895
1. Canada masterace.
2. North Korea= Best Korea.
3. Annex US. If Wish no.1 gives me wish no.3 Automaticly (Cause Masterace) No Israel.
1. All non-white men disappear from planet
2. All remaining non-white women become unimpregnable
3. I get 100 Billion dollars
I'm good.
>>70578325
Wife back can give you No.3
>>70578701
>you will never plow applejacks field
>>70575895
1. Shapeshifting
2. The ability create Hypnotic Memes which convince the viewer absolutely
3. The ability to use magic as described in the attached pdf
>>70580063
What about SJWs?
>>70576563
t. litfag jealous about Eestis toothbrushing .gif.
>>70580063
>disappears from existence because he's American
>>70579683
damn, that image hit me with some major nostalgia feels. Gonna have to replay that now, if i can find it.
> Africans now have an average IQ of 108
>>70580182
Soon Latvia will join the fun.
>>70580182
Why are you hanging the Estonian fellow's wife upside down?
>>70575895
>religion hindered humanity
Absolutely idiotic non spiritual
>>70575895
1. I wish the world wasn't such a shitty place
2. I wish I wasn't depressed
3. I wish I had friends
>>70575895
>spaceship like USS Enterprise so I can leave this shitty earth and explore the universe.
>10/10 female not aging crew
>immortality(with ability to end it eventually)
>>70575895
1 Curse all muslims to melt into pig fat if they think violent thoughts(far more amusing than just killing them all)
2 Be immortal
3 I only got one more chance at this so fuckit, I wish to be the little girl
>>70575895
1) be little girl
2) be immortal
3) save last wish to end life when I want
I wish I could wish for more wishes. Then I proceed to wish to my heart's content.
>>70581397
Well played sir.
>>70580962
Are you me?
>Cure my hormonal issues
>Grant me extraversion
>Become KANGZ AND SHIET
>>70581397
... Fuck
1. The ability to speak any language fluently
2. A backpack that always has exactly what I need when I reach in to grab something.
3.Immortality(never age past mid twenties or so)
1. I wish I knew how to solve every problem with just one wish.
2. I wish that wish
3. I wish a safety wish to put shit back to normal
>>70582078
deathlessness > immortallity
>>70575895
Mr Popo doesn't grant wishes you retarded muslim.
1)gf
2)gf
3)gf
I only need 1 wish, I would revive him
>>70575895
1. Total Omnipotence
2. Time Control
3. Power of unlimited flight
Now I can create an island in the middle of the ocean to live out the rest of my immortal days while watching the world destroy itself.
>>70575895
>1 No jews
>2 No poo in loo
>3 No religion
>>70575895
1) I become Lord Boros.
2) Dietary needs do not change with my physiology.
3) Never need to sleep again.
Then I'm kicking all you niggers to space.
>>70582195
I'm unfamiliar with that term. Could you inform me please?
>>70576563
A single thread where you shittard not posting this gif?
>>70575895
Cure all disease
Redpill everything
Redpill everything again
>>70575895
>World peace
>Memes are real
>I become Galactus
>>70575895
>The ability to read an memorize any book within minutes
>Premonition ("If I do this and this, they'll do this, and things will develop this way")
>Loyal, smart, beautiful, skilled, courageous warrior amazon waifu
>>70575895
No more shitskins
No more feminism
Europe is Uncucked from their socialist overlords
>>70575895
>Judaism (seriously it hindered humanity to develop properly)
Without Judaism there would've been no Christianity and without Christianity there would've been no modern western civilization so you'd still be a pagan neanderthal.
>>70582766
I hate that albanian piece of shit so much. I'd grab his neck and strangle him until he starts crying and begging me to stop, after that I'd make him apologize to the german grandma.
>Let me re-do my life over from like age 13
>Also stock charts of most valuable companies up to now
>Anime is real
>>70583199
Well.. and he's kind of ugly aswell
>>70575895
>1
Wish that all humans currently living had their genetics enhanced by a tenfold. i.e intelligence, increased muscle gain, more advanced/stronger immune systems, etc.
>2
Wish that all humans had their minds calibrated, so that everyone, including mentally ill people, would enter a state of tranquility. Basically a reset button to the mind, so there's no idiotic reasons your brain will conjure up stupid thoughts that're counter-productive or harmful to yourself.
>3
Wish for a universal language to be implemented and uploaded to our minds, so that everyone can communicate fluently with each other
>>70575895
You know, if mankind was shit and violent WITH the concept of religion, ie of an omnipotent being who will punish them if they disobey, how do you think that mankind would have been if it was strictly atheist/nihilist with no allegiance other then oneself?
>>70583161
> Middleages
> Deprived and banned any science which did't fit into Christian believes for centuries
> Contributed to modern civilization
K.
>>70583721
Epic anti-Christian meme you got there.
>>70583721
lol how do you think society would have been if humanity was universally atheist? With no morals or god fearing? cuck
>>70575895
I only need one: the ability to will anything I want into or out of existence. That is to say, I must consciously think to do so, but it should not be taxing and should come easy.
>successfully and permanently subjugate all non whites into slave people/ just get rid of all of them, either is fine
>perfect eugenics to the point that only those of the finest quality of life are born
>have ideal fascist theocracy where all are compelled to live the best way of life
>>70575895
Can I be white like Michael Jackson?
>>70583721
>believing the dark ages meme
And yet you have the nerve to call us Jewish.
>>70575895
>happiness
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>>70575895
more money than I could spend
become irresistible to all women
free the genie
1. Everyone gets assburgers.
2. The ability to read minds.
3. The ability to see into the future.
Once the eternal neurotypical is out of the way society can finally progress to an unfettered capitalist utopia like it should be. Then I could make loads of money through gambling.
>>70584631
>irresistible to all women
Come on, that's such an obvious monkey's paw. Women would break your door down and fuck you to death, and may or may not try to tear you apart to get a literal piece of you.
1. Make Jews the master race
2. Make me the leader of One world government
3. Make women non-degenerate
>>70575895
>1. Immortal, with a suicide option
>2. Time machine that goes forward and backward
>3. Complete transparency, when I want
>>70585131
Regarding the time machine, I would stipulate that while I can change the past and future, I would be able to freely return to my own timeline at any point. Further, the machine can not be altered or destroyed, and can only be used by me.
You're all fucking retards.
Wish one: there are no rules for wishing
Wish two: eternal life
Wish three: infinite wishes.
>>70585131
Also, with immortality, you need to specify eternal youth and freedom from disease, dismemberent, and all other bodily harm that would leave you living but in pieces. Whether you stay the same you are now or there's a cut-off point in the future is up to you, but you need to clear it up if you don't want to slowly waste away for eternity.
