this man bursts through your door, and demands that you convert to islam.
what do?
>>70574618
Shoot him obviously
Shoot him in his fucking face.
>>70574618
Hit him in the face with a stick.
>>70574618
Accept, on the concession that I will impregnate his sister
>>70574618
Engage in holy mortal combat! DEUS VULT.
>>70574767
Fpbp
>>70574618
remove
Oraopost
>>70574767
Came here to post this
>>70574618
Suck his dick
Trust in God and that he sent this man to me so that I could stop him from destroying Christianity and try and beat him to death with a wooden plank I keep by my bed.
>>70574618
demand he converts to christianity and accepts donald trump as his overlord.
>>70574618
>Tell him to sit down to talk about it over tea
>Flip on Telivision
>This plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72uhmnNXySc&nohtml5=False
>"No"
>>70574767
>>70574618
I prepare him a halal meal and invite him to share his beautiful culture with me. I introduce him to my girlfriend and invite him to share his BAC with her.
It's 2016 bigots get with the program :^)
>>70574618
Shout aloha snack bar, chop him with machete. Chop him good.
>>70574618
Fun Fact: That dude (and some of his friends) was exiled from Saudi Arabia by the Sharia Police for basically being too sexy (they accused him for causing impure thoughts in women simply by just existing).
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2315154/Omar-Borkan-Al-Gala-ordered-Saudi-Arabia-good-looks-drive-women-distraction.html
>>70574618
Does he present a physical threat?
No:
>Tell him to fuck off and eat some bacon.
Yes:
>Pull pistol and shoot him multiple times.
Burst through my door uninvited, demanding conversion or not, you will receive several entrance wounds, hopefully in some life sustainers so that the citizenry will only have to pay for the disposal of the body.
Break his knees
Fuck his boipucci
Same as any southern man would do. Blow his fucking brains all over the wall.
>>70574618
kick the shit out of him for breaking into my house
>>70574618
bang him, he's hawt
>>70574618
Give me a loli wife and I would think about it
>>70574618
>no guns
>they took my knives
Throw a ham hock and some alcohol at him.
>>70575054
I think a gun will get him farther than a butter knife.
Make him a slave, and force him to worship me as a living god while I fuck his female relatives to death with an axe handle.
>>70575122
Buy yourself some pigs and start a farm mate. Just in case
>>70574618
Good ol' wholesome Christian buck shot.
>>70574618
>bursts
shoot on sight, if perp is unarmed, plant an unregistered piece and fire it from his cold-dead hands, call police, collect insurance for new, better door
Negotiate how many thick arab women I can have in my harem.
>>70574618
Tell him that I am a proud American and that I have no intention of joining his death cult but stop mid sentence because I am lost in his beautiful eyes, I start to dream about the two of us sharing an Arabian night together on the sands...
WAIT!?
Where am I?
Who are you?
>>70575368
>>70574618
>>70574767
>tfw I don't actually own a gun yet
I grab a bat and start swinging.
>>70574618
Pretty sure there would be knife in his throat before he could finish his sentence. Maybe I would piss on his face as he bleeds out, if I would have to in the moment, or maybe I would just stomp on his skull to put him out of his misery faster.
>>70574618
Depends on the state of the society. If it's just him on his own and the country as it is, nah. But if the country is Muslim and is eliminating fags and degeneracy, then sure I'd convert in a heartbeat and take this man as my brother.
>>70575427
more familam
