RISK THREAD (Europe edition)
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Rules:
1. Tripcode obliged
2. Declare faction as follows:
- Faction name
- Faction color
- Starting location
3. Only last ending digits count for dubs/trips/palis etc.
(so xxxxxx88 will count, not xxx88xxxx)
>Polska
>Red
>Poland
>>70570591
The United Russian Front
Red
Aral Sea
>>70570711
*Orange
- The Papal States
- Yellow
- Italy
Hi, i used to be alabamanigger, the one that fucked up the map
Gold Niggers
Yellow
Spain
>>70570591
Africa brown
>Fuck
>any colour
>England
>>70570780
shit, purple, and start me at morroco
Kush Empire
Green
Romania
>>70570864
If you were a true follower of the Kush, you'd start in Egypt
>>70570591
>Kebabia
>Dark Green
>Mecca
>>70570944
U rite
>Kebab
>Light Green
>Istanbul and Ankara
Hold on guys, adding all the players.
Match will start right after the first map update.
>>70570591
Nordic BWC
At color not take looks like teal
Sweden
>>70571116
>At color not take looks like teal
>>70570591
el norto
black
arabia
>supposed to be practicing guitar chords
>playing 4chan risk for 8 hours straight
>not even real risk
>*4chan risk*
>>70571116
>At color not take looks like teal
what did he mean by this?
>>70570591
Greater Serbia Blue Serbia
>>70571297
Same ;-; It's been hours man
>>70571365
any color not taken that looks like teal
>>70571293
any free color will do m8
>>70571297
>guitar cord
Why?
>>70571193
>>70571365
I'm on mobile auto correct likes to fuck and I'm too lazy to reread and make sure
This will not stop
Any color not taken teal looks like it was it
>>70571398
Ive been here since the current OP first hosted
I havent left the house -_-
Financial Koolaid
Maroon
France
>>70571297
I think I have a problem. I chose 4chan risk over finishing my assignment this weekend.
>>70571524
Guitar classes
>>70571532
same here, new joisey reporting in
Kebab Removers
Teal
SE, east of Africa like Saudi area
>>70571532
leaving the dream
>>70571573
I have to do a report on a genetic disease
>its due friday
>n o p r o g r e s s
Jesus fucking Christ so many players.
>>70571573
I usually do both at the same time work on it when op is updating
Small breaks also help stop writers block IMO it cuts down pon other types of procrastination loke;"holy shit I can't write with a dirty fucking room " or "shit I can't writer this essay with these unclipped nails" and I end up doing so Mich shit that isn't my assignment
>>70571532
Nevada here
>>70571604
>>70571071
I declare Jihad on the impostor and the iconoclast!
>>70571724
On the other hand, small breaks REALLY don't help with maths.
>>70571594
>guitar classes
But why
>>70571709
First in first serve fuck off were full desu
>>70571709
if possible put me somewhere not crowded pls
>>70571724
>auto correct
>>70571737
Sorry for fucking the map
u
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>>70571768
I declare a Jihad back on you for being dirty impious decadent scumbags.
>>70571834
I want to learn guitaer
>>70571834
>telling the OP "fuck off we're full"
I hope this was on purpose
>>70571907
at least you had the balls to take over
Map update, listen up people.
Match starts now, if you want to join:
I WANT CLEAR FORMATS.
- Faction name
- Faction color (Please look for previous posts, don't pick a color that has already been taken)
- Starting location
Good luck & have fun!
>>70571939
I declare double Jihad on you for running the glorious Kebaben people's name through the mud!
>>70571834
thats op you unfriendly nigger
>>70571958
Yes
"So many people " doesn't apply when there is only so many colors
Unless that doesn't matter
I've only played like 3 before and no riskh I have played finished
Fill Italy
>>70572067
Hey i wanted starting in africa, color brown. The kings
>>70572067
Expand South
Generally expand throughout spain, fill out to modern borders
>>70572067
Fill England.
>>70572067
Spread evenly
>>70572067
Nordic BWC
Expand
>>70572067
fill down south
>>70572067
Greater Serbia Dark Blue Serbia
>>70572067
When OP ignores you :/
>Kebab
>Preferably Light Green
>Istanbul/anatolia area
For my first move, I choose to expand into anatolia
>>70572067
>Financial Koolaid
>Maroon
>France
>>70572067
I expand south to Kebab territory.
I dont think these chinks understand we are full
>>70572474
Full a deez nuts
>>70572474
But we wuz here, i was 6th poster
>>70572532
Damnit, i already had stage 4, where do i go from there?
>>70572474
OP gave instructions on how to join, so maybe we aren't.
>>70572594
hmm
>>70572474
I joined before the Swedish nation
>>70572474
Feels good being 1st post
>>70572067
>There's two blue nations
People can no longer join after this post.
Sorry for being unclear, and sorry for ignoring those who applied: you have been added.
Map update soon fellas, try to stay calm in the meanwhile.
Remember, OP loves you <3
>>70572783
>>70572783
You are forgiven OP
>>70572783
But Dad didnt love me..
>>70572783
How many players are we at now?
>>70572783
I was in before! I still need to remove Kebab!
>>70572722
im the one in arabia, let us have an alliance Gregory, so we can dominate this area
what you think ??
>>70572921
I was First Kebab Remover
>>70572849
Eyy Polska, Allies?
>>70572921
Oh alright, Leaf. You're in.
>>70572886
13
>>70573013
Ally to remove Kebab Removers?
>>70573047
Too early for alliance, maybe later. But i'm down for an NAP.
>>70573074
Silly Kebab you will always be REMOVED
>>70573059
Fucking shit posting extends to risk, can you place me in Africa/Arabia?
Map update, time to roll!
NO MORE PEOPLE CAN JOIN.
>>70573059
OP i suggest NAP to purify the mediterranean?
>>70573059
>13 players on an 8 player map
wew lad
>>70573235
Fill the British Isles.
>>70573235
INVADE GREATER SERBIA
Everyone talking about removing kebab when Poland is actually doing it
roll to unify the lands bordering strait of gibralter and facing africa
>>70573235
Expand in France
>>70573278
Accepted.
Fill Italy
>>70573235
Expand
If spillover go east
>>>>>Polska NAP?
>>70573235
REMOVE KUSH COMMANDER
>>70573188
Sure dawg
>>70573314
White Alliance?
>>70573235
Expand evenly
>>70573436
Yes
>>70573235
Roll to move into Saudi
>>70573235
roll to expand south.
>>70573429
NAP?
>>70573507
I'm down.
Move further into Greece and Serbia
Kush, want alliance/NAP?
Fuck the filthy Serb scumbags
>>70573570
Yeah
>>70573235
Keep expansion south
>>70573527
sup kebab, looking for an ally ?
we can take this whole are
>>70573570
I will Remove Both of you
>>70573649
Why I am actually, lets cleanse this area
>>70573738
We will burn your women and rape your churches you filthy heathen.
>>70573830
I'm gonna mine the god straight out of your sand-nigger corpse
>>70573805
DEUS VULT
>>70573830
gold
>>70573235
take more of africa
>>70573830
We shall see about that. you Muslim filth
I have no way to prove this but I made the OP image and am glad to see it still in use.
>>70573971
lit
Map update
PLEASE USE TRIPCODES.
>>70573971
It's a fine map.
Fill Italy some more
>>70574112
REMOVE KEBAB
roll to conquer the little area of white on the mediterranean, spill to go across strait og gibraltar into africa
>>70574112
go towards morroco
>>70574112
Fill africa/Saudi
>>70574112
Can I sail to the Netherlands? If so, do that.
Otherwise fill England.
>>70574112
Border coast, expand evenly
>>70574112
Continue the expansion of the welfare drink
>>70574112
expand north
>>70574112
Invade Greater Serbia
>>70573557
NAP.
>>70574112
Keep expanding my humble island
Expand east
Fuck these low energy rolls desu fucking Jews rigging the system
SLAUGHTER THE INFANTILE SERBIAN DEGENERATES IN THE NAME OF ALLAH.
Also I'm pretty sure the NSA are monitoring me now.
>>70574112
Expand dong south.
Map update!
FINAL WARNING: If you do not use tripcodes I can't guarantee prevention against some asshole fucking with the game. It's up to you.
Anyway, time to roll!
Expand into Sicily
>>70574878
Take more Norway on the west
>>70574878
Expand West, Defend if needed
>>70574878
take the entire west side of africa, we wuz the protectors of our royal landz
No I meant the other piece of mainland spain that faces the mediterranean. Roll for that, and spill into "the kings" territory
>>70574878
Move into Saudi Arabia, that Kebab isn't going to remove itself.
>>70574878
keep going north pls
>>70574878
I shall expand Westwards. Even into kebab lands. We go.
>>70574878
Can I sail to the Netherlands now? Where can I sail to
Fill Britain and Ireland.
>>70574878
West/east evenly
Take the rest of Serbia.
>>70574878
REMOVE KUSH
>>70575199
With the rest of those 25 territories, I'd like to fill in Anatolia.
>>70575199
SOON
We will mine Africa to death for gold.
>>70575199
well shit
>>70574878
Expand west
>>70575123
You may sail to the mainland once you have claimed the UK.
>>70575061
Please show me what mainland you mean on a map or something.
>>70575477
Ok sounds fair.
>>70575435
Leave me a gap to land when I'm done filling UK.
this>>70575477
Map update.
Greater Serbia has been defeated by Kebab.
Fill the rest of Sicily and expand north.
>>70575764
FOR THE SERBIAN COMRADES.
ATTACK KEBAB.
URAH. URAH. URAH!
>>70575764
SPREAD MY PEOPLE INTO SPAIN, WE WUZ CARTHAGE AND SHIT
Cross into africa, mine their bodies for gold
>>70575764
Well kebab remover your my only hope
>>70575764
Take land along Baltic sea, spill east
>>70575764
SERBIA NO, KEBAB WILL PAY
>>70575764
Expand Northeast, Leave Poland alone
>>70575854
Nigger my people will use your yellow ass teeth for jewelry
>>70575764
fill gaps between orange and me, spills fill south
>>70575764
>>70575847
RETURN THE ATTACK IN THE NAME OF SULEIMAN!
>>70575764
Fill UK
>>70575879
ALL I ASK IF FOR RUSSIA TO LEAVE ME A CORRIDOR TO AVENGE THE SERBS
>>70576022
wasted
>>70575764
Fill up area
Expand
And head east
>>70575764
Finish expanding west to the sealine, then expand south.
>>70576026
I promise you vast tracts of Russian land if you attack them.
>>70576080
>wasted
>>70576042
Like the Third Crusade.
SULEIMAN FUCKS UP!
>>70576177
FILTHY KEBAB CAN FEEL THE HEAT ALREADY.
SOON.
>>70576327
Wanna roll, buddo?
>>70576327
Kebab Removers. Shall we become comrades. Since we both remove Kebab? And if El_Norto invades me. I need you to push at him.
I think im addicted to 4 chan risk
>>70575764
Roll to expand into Saudi, northwards towards Kebab
>>70576509
Teal is my boy, I'll accept a NAP with our Russian fellow Kebab removers.
>>70576555
by allah's beard
Map update
>>70576555
nice getsssssss BREEEEEEEE
WITNESEDDD
>>70576519
I was supposed to go to work today, didn't even call in. My kids are still probably waiting to be picked up
My computer screen is only bright enough if its charging so my charger is about to blow up after 8 years of 4chan risk
>>70576555
YES
>>70576711
SPREAD MY PEOPLE FURTHER INTO SPAIN
Expand northwards.
>>70576711
Expand southwest
Purge niggers from spain and expand my gold miners into niggerland, aka africa
>>70576711
Fill Scotland and Ireland.
>>70576711
YES REMOVE THE MUSLIM FILTH FOR ME COMRADES
>>70576711
RECLAIM ISTANBUL NOW OR BURN IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE
>>70576711
Go north/east along Baltic sea. spill evenly south/west
>>70576778
Im fucked
>>70576711
Continue expanding East
>>70576711
fill gaps
>>70576711
ITS HAPPENING KEBAB REMOVAL TO LEVEL 10 ASSAULT THE KEBABS
>>70576711
Go through the Black Sea and remove Kebab.
>>70576914
I call you into this war, ally
OP help me with these niggers, please
>>70576990
Join me and I'll give you a blowjob in the name of Allah
>>70576509
give me a corridor north and i will be out of your hair, so u can remove kebab, im pretty sure KR will allow u a corridor aswell if u ask nicely, for optimal kebam removal
I will purge the blackness from this land no matter the cost.
>>70577202
THE HEAT IS UP ON KEBABLAND BETTER START SHAVING
I love you guys
>>70576711
Give me that one autistic white spot and expand East
>>70577202
u surely see the conflict of interest here m8, also i literally have DEUS VULT on my name
>>70577289
You should roll
>>70577321
<3
>>70576836
I need you down here against Italy
>>70577486
I give it 10 turns until they betray you, if you're lucky.
>>70576711
Sorry OP I thought my pic and shit made it clear.
Going to attack Kebab in Greece and beyond.
>>70577584
I need to fill Britain first apparently.
Map update
Don't forget to roll, Kebab Removers
>>70577690
I'll include this roll, you may roll again.
>>70577703
Expand north
>>70577703
Continue the glorious Jihad eastwards.
>>70577703
REMOVE KEBAB.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOECyf3_zTg
>>70577703
KEEP PUSHING OUR KANGDUM ON SPAIN
>>70577703
Fill Scotland and England.
>>70577622
We are not like you Muslim Filth
>>70577703
Attack Kebab through Greece.
>>70577703
Fill in the one T east, border rush, expand west
>>70577703
Expand and fill southwest
>>70577271
NAP? Neither of us wants a war on two sides.
>>70577703
Move South Around the Black sea
Purge the niggers
>>70577703
fill gap
>>70577871
Scotland and England is enough to sail to the mainland, you may now do so.
>>70578095
Ok I'll do that.
>>70577703
East
Map update!
Expand north
Purge Niggers
>>70578440
Wow my defense sucked.
Continue to push back against the filthy invaders
>>70578440
Expand East Over Caspian Sea, Spills North
>>70578440
Expand southeast. Block as much western expansion of yellow as possible without engaging
>>70578440
Push the attack against Kebab
>>70578440
WE WUZ SPANISH AND SHIT
>>70578440
this one, border bush, expand evenly in Germany
>>70578440
REMOVE KEBAB. KEBAB WILL BE REMOVED
>>70578440
Sail to the Netherlands and expand southwest.
>>70578673
Allies to stop the Noridc BWC?
>>70578613
I have no interests in the west, my friend.
>>70578440
Eaaaaaast
>>70578440
id also like to point out it would have been a wash for territories in spain last round
>>70578613
NAP? I just want to go south
>>70578784
Join me and I will give you Bosnia when I have reclaimed my land.
>>70578440
attack russia on the west.
>>70578784
help me with russia my man, let us take all
>>70578848
We rolled even
>>70578673
My apologies, will get it right this time
>>70578903
yes, thats what im saying, the territories shifted though
>>70578784
Let me think about it
>>70578950
No, we rolled even, even territories at the end, count them
>>70578883
Are you betraying Russia?
>>70579001
But we still ended up with the same amount so it doesnt matter
>>70578883
Deal, Lets crush russia
>>70579030
oh my bad, it looked a bit screwy
>>70579032
we dont have an ally with them, also i cannot roll anymore, im traped.
remove kebab, hes already dead and then we remove soviet menace brehh
>>70579127
>>70578883
Can we call it a three way pact?
>>70578883
you fucking traitor
Update
>>70579287
im not attacking you cuz i have no borders with you but soon enough i will have
Fill Austria
>>70579339
WE WUZ ALP CROSSERS AND SHIT, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>70579339
North to polish Border, Then into the Aral Sea
>>70579339
Finish the Kebab at all costs
>>70579339
Expand southward white area
Attack KR.
Attack negro threat
>>70579468
Can you liberate some of my land?
>>70579339
>>70578777
I got 40 Ts last turn.
So give me 40 Ts in europe. Also roll to fill Ireland.
>>70579339
Finish off Kebab
>>70579551
I am going to die arent i
>>70579553
Yes, Stay alive
>>70579339
>roll a 0
>5 territories
As for this round, fill in the south
>>70579339
eat orange, expanding west
>>70579468
lets get them my man, come on!!
>>70579339
Please, kill these niggers
>>70579339
North/West evenly
>>70579711
NOICEEE
>>70579676
I should still be alive at the end of this round because I matched KR and Russia only got a 3.
>>70579711
I gotchu ese, We can take out the ruskies
>>70579777
SOON
>>70579833
KEBAB REMOVER. FUCKNIG CESE THIS WAR. I'M UNDER A GANGBANG OF TWO NATIONS. BEGIN TO ATTACK EL NORTO.
FOCUS ROLL ON KUSH KUNTS
Mupdate
>>70579777
>Kebab gets trips
thank fuck that wasn't a roll
>>70580045
POLSKA. I'LL ALLOW YOU TO HAVE ALL OF THE KUSH EMPIRE'S CLAY IF YOU FUCKING HELP. EASTERN EUROPE MUST UNITE
>>70579765
We gotta push the russians and kebab removers out of the black sea
>>70580120
FUCKING PUSH OUT THE KUSH KUNTS. THIS IS WAR.
Fill in the gaps in the east and the north
roll, Please god give me something to incinerate these niggers
>>70580120
AROUND THE ARAL SEA, THEN SOUTH INTO RUSSIAN LAND
>>70580120
Take Pink's single northernmost territory and use it to expand along the shoreline
I'm coming to fight the kings
>>70580120
South
>>70580120
Ignore Kebab being "defeated" in this mupdate.
Kebab you are still in
>>70580120
BRING THE PAIN, GIBME SPAIN
>>70580120
Finish off the Kebabs once and for all.
Russia I'm allied to Teal, I take this seriously.
But Kush is not my ally, and will feel my wrath.
>>70580120
Attack the filthy vile KR.
El Norto, Call it a truce until they have been dealt with?
>>70580280
UR GONNA FUCKIN DIE
>>70580120
Fill Ireland.
>>70580120
roll for killing kebab, spills go to eat russia
>>70579833
>>70580296
lets do this together now leaf bro
>>70580176
Kebab removers is cool yo, no hate for him
>>70580341
YOU JUST GOT REMOVED FILTH KEBAB
>>70580120
Remove NAP with kush, fill gaps in west, expand evenly east
>>70580391
Gib land! My muslims seek asylum somewhere.
>>70580333
TRIPS. THAT WIPES OUT KEBAB.
FOR GODS SAKE. WE'RE BOTH EASTERN EUROPEANS.
USE THE REST OF THE FUCKING ROLL AND HELP ME. I'LL DEAL WITH KUSH KUSH.
>>70580210
Those east territories should be mine, you didn't give me the full 15 territories 2 rounds ago.
>>70580523
I'm on my way brother!
>>70580659
Fixed
>>70580523
TEAL IS HIS OWN EMPIRE, BUT MY ALLY HE WONT EVER BE ATTACKED BY ME!
BUT KUSHHHH WILLL BE REMOVEEEED
>>70580509
If you die I will take your refugees. We have set up camps with koolaid dispensers. Red and blue kind.
>>70580731
We go in together
>>70580710
Thanks
>>70580731
>>70580670
>>70580523
Well fuck you guys too
>>70580808
Can I have a province somewhere?
>>70580710
Please help I cant kill the nigs alone
>>70580881
NO YOU ARE REMOVED
>>70580886
I'm coming in from behind to give you a reach around. Bite the pillow.
>>70580881
Would you prefer beachfront or city center?
>>70579339
South
>>70581007
Please GOD NO
>>70580881
I cede you land above the Caspian Sea to the Right
>>70581007
Beachfront would be perfect.
Mupdate.
Kebab has been defeated. Out for good.
>>70581065
I'm here to help, don't be such a prude.
>>70581075
Thanks bae <3
>>70581154
Continue expanding along the shoreline, spill to fill if possible
>>70581154
SOUTH INTO RUSSIA
>>70580886
The fire rises, the Papal States aids Gold Niggers in this war!
Invade Africa
>>70581154
HERE COMES THE BBC BITCH, SPAIN, TAKE IT
>>70581171
Oh i thought you meant bite the pillow as in rape
>>70581154
Kill Kush, push towards El Norto
>>70581255
DUBS CUNT
>>70581175
DEFEATED FOREVER GET BTFO HAIL SERBIA
>>70581154
Kush ceded me some land before the mupdate
>>70581154
Attack Polska
Spain shall prevail
PURGE NIGGERS
>>70581154
South until white is taken up
If white Is gone start removing western bong
>>70581247
YOU ARE THE MOST HOLY OF DRINKS TO MY PEOPLE. WE COULD STAND TO MAKE A GREAT ALLIANCE
>>70581154
attack rusia in greece first, spills go to attacking them on the east front
>>70581271
Just relax and let it happen, it'll be over soon.
>>70581175
I've added purple kind to the beachfront, but we're now out of both red and blue kind.
>>70581325
>>70581175
you are officially REMOVED
>>70581154
Assault the Kush to the far east.
REMOVE CURRY
>>70581154
FUCKING PUSH INTO THE TEALS
>>70581392
THE NIGGERS WILL NOT INVADE THE NORTH
>>70581467
by Muhammad you hold a grudge
>>70581403
Defend me and I'll help you against russia and poland?
>>70581473
Thank you Kebab Remover you finally removed kebab
>>70581392
The only delicious koolaid you will be drinking is the kind made from your blood.
>>70581585
IM A COMIN' FOR YA CURRY!
>>70581388
NORD BROS.
I NEED YOU TO ATTACK THE "FUCK"ERS WHO ARE TRYING TO KILL OFF POLSKA.
YOU CAN HAVE FUCKS CLAY IF YOU FIGHT. PRACTICALLY MAKING YOU OWN THE UPPER WORLD
New thread when?
>>70581530
>>70581467
Holly shit serbia, you died an hour ago and still hating the muzzis
>>70581585
i will help you against all of them but kebab removers, hes my ally from the beggining, lets kill the russians and then i will help with the polskas
Mupdate.
Kebab is REMOVED, no coming back.
>>70581530
i got gang banged on my first turn what do you expect me not to hold a grudge
>>70581800
When all kebabs and niggers are removed
>>70581890
Keep attacking Polska.
Continue to attack the Kings
>>70581890
PUSH INTO RUSSIA, SPILLS DEFEND
Move south into nigger territory
>>70581890
take back the land of the niggers
>>70581890
Attack the kings
>>70581890
THESE FUCKERS ARE PUTTING ME ON THE KNEES. NORDS, ATTACK THE FUCKING BLUE CONTS PLEASE.
KILL EL_NORTE. POLSKA AND REMOVERS WILL DEAL WITH YOU KUSH KONTS
>>70581890
Defend against attacks
KEBAB REMOVERS USE MY LAND TO GET KUSH
>>70582030
FINALLY 15
>>70582023
FOR FUCKS SAKE KUSH. I'M NOT EVEN ATTACKING YOU. THOSE TWO ARE. YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH THEM YES?
>>70582144
I"M JUST SCARED AND CONFUSED MAN
>>70581890
I will continue the crusade against Kush if it is allowed by OP for me to cross over the Poles to do so.
If not my war is over (for now).
>>70581890
kill russia first on greece then east front.
>>70581694
now that you can attack kush, whats the next move bro ? whos the greatest menace ?
>>70582208
THEN STOP BLAZING IT AND KILLING SOMEONE IN ANOTHER WAR. AND DEAL WITH THEM.
>>70582268
*cant attack kush*
>>70582073
>>70582030
>>70582073
TOGETHER WE WILL REMOVE THE KANGZ WHO WAZ
>>70582250
Fuck it take my land to get to him, my sacrifice is for you brother
>>70581890
Attack lime green south
Remember no touching Poland
Nap as well Russia?
>>70582250
Allowed.
>>70582346
NIGGER CRUSADES
>>70582268
My plan would be to fill the Greek islands that are not taken, and then perhaps look to other Non-Euros to feel my wrath.
>>70582364
Yes. For gods sake Yes.
HEAR THAT LIMEYS? IT'S A THREE WAY GANGBANG
>>70582360
I am allowed to proceed without attacking you, which pleases me.
This is what I'll do. Together we will destroy the Curry.
>>70582437
Time for you to roll
>>70582364
should we axis ally ? Kebab removers, nordic and me ?? to ethicly cleanse eurepo ??
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