What do you guys think the chances are that this theory is accurate?
I'd say around a 4-5% chance of it actually being true given this evidence:
>Joan Rivers claiming Michelle is a tranny, then dying 2 months later
>"Michelle's" rather muscular arms, broad shoulders, and and overall build
>the evidence in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg
Post your pros and cons against this theory
>>70566276
an ape is an ape
She's fucking ugly and the daughters are not like her.
>>70566276
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiYIDrDBsY
id give it say, 70% chance of being true
>>70567228
Because they're not really "her" daughters.
>>70567634
Trump's family will be a huge improvement.
there is a decent write up on line about obama in gay bath houses in chicago, and a guy named micheal that disappeared right when michelle shows up on public record radar
>>70567792
It's like i'm watching national geographic
>>70567971
I can't wait.
>>70567792
Neither one of them look like their "parents".
Also, as a tranny, my opinion is that Michelle is quite possibly a tranny.
I need some set rules/Constitution help, for my new country that I am forming on an abandoned oil rig in international waters, The Reich Confederacy. I am too autistic to think of anything, so I need your help.
>>70568136
kid ends up getting knocked off his yacht and drowns.
>>70568196
>Also, as a tranny
how many times a day do you mention you're a tranny on /pol/
>>70568196
>Also, as a tranny, my opinion is that Michelle is quite possibly a tranny.
but by being a tranny, your opinion doesn't matter at all
>>70566276
What gets me is that just one picture of pregnant Michelle would refute this, but I haven't been able to find one...
>>70568196
>"as a"
shut up
>>70567792
>Michelle's hands as big as Barack's
keeeeeek I wonder who really runs things around their
>>70566276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw
>she said this right before her "botched surgery"
you tell me.
>>70566276
Those ovals, including the middle one in black, are not the same size.
>>70568457
!
DELETE THIS!
To be honest look at their kids. They look like Michelle. So no, she isnt trans
lol who the fuck is the girl who made a 24 minute long video to detail exactly why Michelle Obama looks like a man
>>70568299
well said Pedro
>>70568196
They look like their kids to me. The one on Barack's lap resembles Michelle and the one other one looks a lot like Barack.
>>70567888
sauce?
>>70568196
Give some actual reasons or shut your mouth.
>>70568254
Fuck off and stop shitting in this thread.
>>70568423
Agreed, that's the only reason I did not dismiss it entirely. There are no pregnancy pictures of her.
>>70568562
meaning what?
Black women have way more testosterone than white women, so she could just be a burly chimp. But, that ignores the fact that Obama is a verified, 100% definite faggot. Many friends of his attest to the fact that he was a total homo in HS/college. He acts gay. There are also pics of him in roomfulls of fags.
Typically, the elites favor politicians who have tons of skeletons in their closet so they can be easily controlled. So it honestly wouldn't surprise me if Michellle was born a male baboon and then became a sheboon, but there is no doubt that Obama is a homo 100% positive no question about it.
>>70568287
Only once so far this weekend.
>>70568299
It actually kind of does here. There are things that we can recognize better than most.
>>70568430
I love you, too.
>>70566276
It's not just 'her'.
They've taken over everything.
I, for one, welcome my new transgendered overlords.
>>70568780
The one on Barack's lap looks like a dark Indian, not an African at all.
>>70568852
Anyone that prefaces a statement of "as a" is fucking retarded.
t. Tits or gtfo "meme"
My gaydar alarms for Obama and Rubio
This is why they have pushed so much the trans acceptance thing these years.
>>70568780
>They look like their kids
Nah, they really don't. Trust me, as a jungle citizen I know a thing or two about gorilla genetics tbqhwu
>>70567971
How is it that no one in this thread has mentioned the 4 homosexual black males from OBAMA'S CHURCH who say they slept with Obama and every single one of them is now dead? There's like 6-7 people overall claiming they slept with Obama they all met an untimely end.
>>70567386
no wonder he married her, she has ahuge cok
I swear Obama was a faggot in his youth anyway. Most likely still is.
>>70568196
>as a tranny
More like "as a mentally ill person"
Are there ever any pictures of Michelle in a swimsuit? It's usually a dead giveaway.
>>70567792
yeah that's a tranny
Black women just have more testosterone. That's why black trannies can look so convincing, like RuPaul. People gave Eddie Murphy a lot of shit for the tranny prostitute, but he probably really thought it was a woman.
I think Obama would be a power bottom. He would generate most of the power and inform the top of proper speed and rhythm
>>70569281
Now remember that while he should be dealing with the economy or ISIS, our president is taking that cock up his ass bent over our national symbols laughing at white people for being so gullible.
>>70569205
A pasta like this
without sauce we can click
is like chix who have dix:
worthless.
>>70568196
AS A BLANKETY BLANK
no one asked. if you cant handle an anonymous board fuck off to Facebook
>>70568457
She looks like Mike Tyson
>>70568736
Maybe "she" is the father
>>70566276
Michelle Obama is technically female, but just barely. Her clit is bigger than most asian men's penises.
>>70566276
this is another reason why conspiracy theorists suck at what they do. Non of them will ever put themselves on the line to prove what they believe. If you really think this just run up to her and grab her junk. There are lots of times when she's been visiting regular citizens. It wouldn't be that hard
>>70570560
he might have had a sex change, i.e. it's not there anymore
and even so, the person would only be proving it to themselves, it would not help to prove to someone else
>>70570560
>>70571047
just run up and pull her pants down and take a pic and hope to god the secret service had fill-ins that day.
As far as the clothes go, who's to say a man trying to be a woman and a regular woman who just has high testosterone and wants to try and appear pretty?
Almost all tall women avoid heels for instance.
>>70567792
every fucking time...christ
>>70567888
A Michael Lavon Robinson if memory serves correctly
>>70571649
i said it might not be there anymore, i.e. sex change
>>70566276
that was pretty convincing desu
She was raised with Jesse Jackson.
>>70570560
Your ass would probably be in jail for a while if even jail. It would be funny but hard to do without serious trouble
>>70572799
hence, putting you self on the line.
it would be one of the most important things in history. If people really believe it they should actually go out of their way to prove it.
