Best Burger Thread
Best Fast Food Burger?
Best Recipe?
Best Toppings?
>>70561462
you tell me amerifat
>>70561547
Why is Karen so inferior to Kay?
>>70561547
Did you not read? Burgerbois only.
I had one of these today for my pre-lunch
In-N-Out
Texas and Whataburger suck ass, fight me.
t.Californian
>>70561617
Kay! 'MURICA, FUCK YEA
>>70561462
Americans are idiots.
Canadians are better.
>>70561462
The one in the photo looks delicious.
>>70561652
>pre-lunch
AMERIFATS
>>70561462
>Best Burger
Pic related is hands down the best burger in the US. Most people have never heard of it.
Vortex gets and honorable mention.
Can we all agree this is stupid?
2 extra slices of bread is just going to take away from the taste of the burger.
I'm fond of the burgers at Stean n' Shake
Double plain with ketchup, fucking heaven
>>70561462
There is no "best fast food burger". They are all shit. Some restaurants (not chain ones) make a decent burger. If you want a truly fucking tasty one then you do it yourself. I hate the fat lazy people in this country that thinks fast food is edible food.
>>70561462
The best burger is the one you make at home, preferably by grinding your own meat. But if your withered, degenerate brain can't handle that, just buy a pound of 80/20 beef. Four LOOSE, 1/4" patties, add nothing to that meat except salt and pepper right before you cook it. Fast food is for degenerates and manchildren.
>>70561879
>There is no "best fast food burger". They are all shit.
Wendies (when made at a good Wendies) is probably better than shit you can make at home or $15 casual dining burgers.
>>70561804
Fucking revolting.
>>70561743
Just because you can't afford it doesn't mean we're fat.
Breakfast
Brunch (Pre-lunch)
Lunch
Supper
Dinner
Desert
Mid-night meal
Oh and some snacks thrown in too.
Sorry we're too sophisticated with you
>>70561720
AMERICA
USA USA USA USA
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Burgers with breaded fried chicken as the bun.
Does this count as a burger?
>>70561763
Second best burger in America = pic related
>>70561462
>Best Fast Food Burger?
Five Guys
>Best Recipe?
Minced shallots. Mix with a 50/50 of ground beef and pork. Season with salt and pepper (and a bit of cayenne if you want a bit of kick like I do). Thumb trick. Flip only once preferably on the grill.
I prefer a toasted potato bun though I've been thinking of trying a brioche bun.
>Best Toppings?
Depends on the mood. Recently I've been on a bit of swiss and mushroom with caramelized onions mood. Last time it was a BBQ blue cheese mood.
>>70561962
You must be retarded. A good burger isn't fucking rocket science. You think those minimum wage faggots have a degree in burgerology or something? JFC I pity you. You actually believe some nigger can make better food than you do. You are the ultimate American cuck. Your nuts are gone for good lad. Might as well have a pair of marbles in your sac.
>>70562066
What about a burger with donuts as the bun
Pizza burgers?
Yum?
Or
Abominations?
I say ABOMINATION!!
>>70561962
This
Fast food all kinda sucks. McDonald's burgers taste like salt. Hardee's/Carl jr's doesn't have enough seasoning. Burger King taste like it's microwaved. 5 Guys is an over-priced sloppy mess.
>>70561853
Smashed the fuck out of and burnt, that's not a burger.
Gross burgers has pretty good burgers.
>>70562258
>burger with donuts as the bun
As long as it has bacon and cheddar cheese with caramelized onions then yes.
Make a Luther Burger you gotta make it right to the tea.
Maybe also include just a light covering of coffee-spiked mayo
>>70561688
I like their burger the most but their fries suck so much ass
>>70562258
Really? With donuts? Would it be too sweet?
>>70561462
>Best Fast Food Burger
Five Guys if that counts. Supposedly In-n-Out is better, but I've never been. Plus, that shit is from California, the least American state.
>Best Recipe
Buy ground chuck, form into balls with bits of cheddar cheese and diced jalapenos mixed in. Throw balls against cutting board to flatten. Marinate overnight in hot sauce and Worcester. Grill. After both sides look good, apply preferred cheese and thinly sliced green bell pepper. Keep it on the grill till the cheese melts, than slap that motherfucker on a good bun and eat it.
>Best Toppings
Bacon, green bell pepper, any kind of chili pepper, hot sauce, grilled mushrooms, sauteed or caramelized onions, fried egg, etc.
>Worst Toppings
Fucking raw ass tomato jesus christ what are you doing nigger
>>70562256
>You actually believe some nigger can make better food
No but I think a whole bunch of white guys in lab coats can calculate and make portion control mechanisms to make a reproducible process to create a great burger over and over as long as protocols and procedures are followed.
>>70562415
Surprisingly no, as long as you take a glazed donut and cut it in half, flip the donut so the not-glazed side is facing outward so your hands don't get too messy.
One of my friends grilled some burgers with Hamburger jalapenos pineapple and cheese on them. He swore they were good, but I didn't try it.
>>70562443
i would really love to try in n out, looks good. We only have burger king and mcdonalds from the franchises here.
>>70562258
Disgusting.
#NotAllAmericans
I'm "raising awareness" top kek.
Seriously though. Fat faggots make us all look bad. It's time we hunted them.
>>70561462
XXX burger is pretty good and puts on some sweet car shows in the summer. Love me 50's chevys and burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FqpqQgbZYM
This was the best part of MGSV
Definitely worth a listen.
>>70562513
You truly are cucked. You don't need some guy in a lab coat to cook a hamburger. Are you slow or something? It's called profit margins. They use the cheapest shit to make food people will eat. Notice the wendy's hot chili sauce. Contains high fructose corn syrup. Add red pepper and tell me their chili doesn't taste better. Actual spices. Your grandfather would be ashamed of you if he wasn't 43.
>>70563075
Fuck off home boy don't bully muh burgers
>Vacuum compressed heirloom tomato
I don't know how to feel about it.
The proper way to stack a burger is like so:
[Top Bun]
[Mayo]
[Lettuce]
[Tomato]
[Ketchup]
[Onions]
[Optional ingredients (bacon, mushrooms, etc.)]
[Cheese]
[Patty]
[Pickles]
[Mustard]
[Bottom bun]
If any of you disagree I'm open to debate.
>>70563450
>[Tomato]
>[Ketchup]
You don't put Ketchup on a burger that already has Tomato, anon.
>>70563156
If you were actually eating burgers I wouldn't.
>>70563450
>onions
They overpower all other flavors anon. They're too pungent.
>>70562641
>hating on the Luther
I bet you're an immigrant.
>>70563571
Yeah you do. It's a binding agent to hold the tomato and onions together, plus the vinegar and spices add extra flavor.
>>70563620
That's why you only use a slice half as thick as the patty, you oozing pussy.
>>70563620
WHAT?!
>>70563450
>lettuce near the top
Fuck off you retard, the lettuce goes on the bottom to protect the bun from becoming a soggy mess.
Colossal retard.
>>70563620
More than one kind of onion faggot.
>>70563645
I trace my lineage back to both the Mayflower and the Domesday book. Try harder faggot.
hey guys, what's going on
>Moved out this year
>This summer rolls around
>won't have garden fresh tomatoes this year
I got to start a garden at my new place.
>>70563620
The day of the rope can't come fast enough.
Five guys bacon cheeseburger is my favorite non homemade burger
I'm also a big fan of whoppers if I had to choose from the shit teir chains
Bleu cheese is the only way to fly I'm not trying to be patrician these are just the facts as I know them
>>70563746
You're kidding, right? The lettuce has to be near the top since its purpose is to provide texture. More flavorful ingredients go towards the bottom, since they're tasted first. If your bun gets soggy, that means you added used too much mustard or fucked up the patty.
>>70561688
not even smash burger
you just have shit taste in food califag
>>70563898
If whoppers just used 50% as much liquid smoke taste, they would be god tier among the slop-shacks.
>>70561462
I had five guys yesterday.
Basically the only acceptable "fast casual" burger place.
>>70563934
Anyone that puts sliced walmart cheese on a burger should get sent to a work camp
>>70563620
Use fresher onions. Best from a farmer's market picked that morning.
>>70563934
CHEESE ON BURGERS NEED TO MELT!
BLEU JUST CRUMBLES AND FALLS ON THE FLOOR AFTER EACH BITE!
>>70564006
I'm with you Adolf.
tomatoes do not belong on a burger
>>70564045
Use a sauce as binder. Something like a little blue cheese dressing works well.
>>70563949
I don't know what kind of faggot you are, but I like my burgers juicy. I guess if you're eating some kind of hockey puck lettuce on top is fine, otherwise you are objectively wrong.
>>70564135
Seconded. Can we get a petition going about this?
What burger are you guys having atm? Pic related bacon, sauted onions and bacon
Does this upset you?
>>70564135
>>70564195
Kill yourselves.
>>70564195
>>70564135
5 year old cunts
>>70563075
true
all the 10€ burgers got the cheapest ketchup etc in them, shitty cheese etc. And 10/10 reviews online from stupid people who dont know any better.
>>70564198
You shouldn't be posting this here Sven- your wife's son might find out that you're eating bacon, that is haram, and he will punish you for it.
>>70563450
>[Mayo]
WTF are you thinking?
>>70563985
True. And i always seem to get like 15 pickles for some reason. I'm still a fan though
Gotta love whopper Wednesday
>>70564225
CUCUMBERS!
ON A BURGER
I JUST NOTICED IT AFTER POSTING IT!
HOLY SHIT WHAT?!
>>70564191
What if I told you it's possible to make a burger that's juicy but doesn't leak all over the place? Learn how to cook.
>>70564357
This is why we need a wall.
>>70564360
They take a small fist full of pickles and slam them into each burger
>>70564198
What kind of photo is that, are you retarded?
Reminder that if you put ketchup on your burgers, you're a literal nigger. Mustard (god tier), mayo, BBQ, and steak sauce are the only acceptable condiments.
>/pol/ - burgers and fast food
>>70564427
If your burger isn't dripping at all it is overcooked shit, and you deserve to be executed.
I'm with you on this one, Ameribros, real burger (that means no bullshit Mickey D) is tasty as fuck
big fat burger + potato patty + bacon (not the dried one, but the juicy fresh bacon) + sauerkraut is suprisingly delicious, even though it migh
>>70564404
Pickled cucumbers?
We get good burgers in France aswell. Cheddar gets boring
>>70564486
Depends on the type of BBQ and Steak sauce. You're on the right path though.
>>70564597
*it might not sounds like it
>>70564486
>Don't use a sauce that provides salt, sweet, and acid.
First time dealing in flavor profiles?
Cheese Curds
Beef Patty
Split Bratworst
Sauteed Onions
Beer Mustard
Sauerkraut
Kaiser Roll
Approve?
Disapprove?
I disapprove because of the Cheese Curds, Make that Swiss and it would be God Tier.
**OFFICIAL** BURGER TOPPING POWER RANKINGS
1. cheese
2. bacon
3. pickles
4. ketchup
5. lettuce
6. mustard
7. onions
8. lettuce
9. fried egg
9001. mayo
9002. tomatoes
>>70564754
>yellow cheddar
White cheddar or go home, fucker. I eat that shit by the bag.
>>70564754
bratworst on a burger is over doing it, use bacon like a normal fucking human being
hashbrown buns are better than bread buns
>>70564783
Who's that cutie on the right?
>>70564783
This faggot put cheese ahead of bacon. Let the mudslimes stone him.
>>70564783
>mushrooms not making the top 9
Fuck yourself.
>>70564573
What if you just use beef that's more than 70% lean? Sorry if you're a lardass and that didn't occur to you.
>>70564783
>bacon not top
>lettuce on there twice
>ketchup over mustard
>mayo or tomatoes on bottom
Kill yourself. You literally have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>70564936
Cut it with something with a bit of fat like pork (ground or bacon are good unless you're a muslim).
>>70564783
>fried egg
WHERE ARE THE JALAPENOS GOD DAMMIT?
>>70564783
>9002. tomatoes
Kill yourself my man
>>70564856
How do you feel about The Bohemian?
Gouda Cheese
Beef Patty
Fried Prosciutto
Sliced Turkey
Pesto Mayo
Wilted Spinach
Oat Bread
It uses Prosciutto and Sliced Turkey as "Secondary Meats"
Is Bacon the only acceptable "secondary meat" on a burger?
>>70564936
I use 80 - 85% and it still drips at medium well. You have no idea what you're talking about faggot. Super lean meat is for the crockpot and stews. It's like you faggots have never cooked once in your meaningless lives. 70%? You're eating nigger quality meat at that point.
>>70565309
Also I see a lot of recipes that uses "sliced bread" as the bun component. That doesn't feel right to me. The only time you use sliced bread as the bun component is when you are too poor or too unprepared and you have to use bread as the bun component. Designated bun is best case scenario.
>>70565126
Add more fat to something that has the right amount of fat? You're talking nonsense.
>>70565321
It's called hyperbole you dumb shit. Less than 80% is useless, less than 90% has no place in a burger.
>>70564573
>burger isn't dripping at all
I've had messy drippy burgers
And I've had moist as fuck burgers that never drip because they are cooked properly.
If the bun can't handle the drip of the burger then you got either a shit bun or too drippy of a burger.
>>70561462
Best topping for me is a local thing called meat hot sauce, although instead of being spicy it's more of a salty/savory type topping, and looks somewhat similar to chili (although tastes nothing like it). Throw some mustard and some onions on with that and that's all you need.
