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Ok. So many of you already know that many pictures of americans pooping their pants in public have surfaced. When I asked a couple of american friends about this they were like " If you gotta go you gotta go ", implying it was socially acceptable to poop your pants since many americans live a busy life style and you can always wash up later.

My question: How is this acceptable? And do these people know they pooped their pants but just dont care? Or are they oblivious to it?
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The only reason you see this type of shit is because people don't wear their outdoor diapers.

Seriously, I put on my diaper whenever I go out side and this NEVER Happens to me. I can't excuse other Americans who don't take care of themselves
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>>70561366

Why would these people wear diapers? Being incontinent is very rare unless we are talking about really old people.
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>>70561255
This type of crap only exists in the Walmart belt of America, basically where people think Cruz and Trump would make good presidents. Anywhere else and you would only see that with homeless people
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I didn't know this was a thing.

I've never witnessed this in the field.

Why is this happening?
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>>70562128
Sanders 2016
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>>70561366

this, if I'm going to be anywhere outside of home for more than a few hours I always wear my outdoor diaper.

These people are slobs.
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>>70561255
Poo in the loo not in aisle two
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>>70561255
>>70561554
Are these real?
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>>70561255
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>>70562474
>food coupons
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>>70561366
Every American know this. It's not our fault inbred retards don't wear their diapers when they leave the house.
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This is India all over again..
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>>70562200

It appears to be very common as there are hundreds of pictures available on google.
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>>70562337
Pfft... no kidding.
The only time I don't wear my diapers outside are when it's penis inspection day. Maybe that's what happened to these people in OP's picture?
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>>70561255
>When I asked a couple of american friends about this they were like " If you gotta go you gotta go
sauce on that claim if you will
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>>70562435
Are these real?
Yes.
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Where can I get these diapers?

I constantly suffer from kebab leak and the NHS does not yet provide me with them.

I have been drilled by Mehmet, Mohammed and Abdul so many times my anal circumference is blown all out of proportion.
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>>70561366
This. Wear your fucking diapers people.
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Believe me if you ate the type of shit we eat day in and day out you would shit your pants too
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>>70562474
>leaves the guy hanging like "smell ya later"
This never fails to make me laugh
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>>70562474

At least they're walking around.
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>>70561255
Same reason why letting your women get raped by muslims is acceptable.
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>>70561255

Basically walmart attracts homeless people who are mostly mentally ill.

They'll pretend to shop as not to be kicked out.
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>>70562659
I feel sorry for your school nurse
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>>70562200
It's not. These people typically aren't even people. They're white trash who eat Doritos for breakfast and developed incontinence years ago. Remember Jncos? The garbage wearing them 20 years ago are shitting themselves in rascals in Wal-Marts all across America today.
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Yes, a little known fact about us Americans is that we all occasionally shit our pants. Usually it's when we're shopping or at the dentist office. Nobody really cares. It's just one of our freedoms that you don't have in your shitty communist "Sweden," which we refer to as "Somalia North." Guns, free speech, shit. Deal with it is also a factor. Fuck you.

Hail Hitler!
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>>70562750
Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8
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I NEVER forget my diapers when I go out in public. That's just lazy.
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>>70562670
>sauce on that claim if you will

How am I going to sauce my discussions with friends? I was chocked at their answers but it is not like I was taking screenshots of our conversation.
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>>70561255

Honestly, I've never seen this in real life, and every picture I see is from Walmart.
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this is why I wear diapers

actually no, I wear them because they turn me on :3
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The explanation I got was that it was due to a popular diet pill that makes your stool really fucking loose and your bowel control inadequate.

Explains all the fatties, at least.
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How does this happen? are they just shitting their pants or is their asshole lose?
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>>70562867
Lol jesus christ.

At what percentage obesity rate does America lose superpower status?
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>>70562755
>Same reason why letting your women get raped by muslims is acceptable.

Hardly the same thing, a feeble try at offense my american friend. Put your silly insults aside so that we may take a serious look at this.

Do you personally find pooping your pants in public socially acceptable? This question seems to divide the americans in two groups.
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Does anyone have the picture of the lady walking around with hundreds of flies on her most probably shitty ass?
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>>70562750
I saw one of these for the very first time a few days ago. I live in a small town in the east of France.

I don't want these to invade my country. Please keep these shits away from Europe.
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>>70562750
what happened to the Serb that collected pictures of fattys and mobility scooters and made threads about it?
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>>70563308

This one?
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>>70562771
Why? I just remember not to poop my pants when we have penis inspection day.
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Americans are literally shitskins.
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>>70563418
Lol I dunno, I saved this one maybe 2 weeks ago.
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>>70563445
Please don't talk about penis inspection day, it's triggering.
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They forgot their diapers
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>>70563418
He died, anon. I'm sorry.
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>>70561255

Americans are filthy, vile CREATURES.

Soon, Canadians will rebel against Americans, and gas them in the final chapter of justice. It will be like the war of 1812 all over again, but instead of showing you mercy, we will just END IT this time.
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DESIGNATED SHITTING WALMARTS
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Whether this is socially acceptable or not seems to divide the americans into two groups, with the larger one finding that it is indeed socially acceptable.

Puzzling to say at the least for somebody outside of american culture.
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>>70563572

Canada didn't even exist in 1812 you silly billy
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>>70563430
There were more flies in my memories but yes, thank you Swedebro.
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>>70563656
We whooped your ass.
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>>70563067
did she eventually make it out?
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>>70563754

No, Britain did.
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>>70563755
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>>70563755
no she lives in the store now
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Has this always been considered as normal behavior in the USA? So if I get this right, if I am in the united states and I get a strong urge to poop, it is perfectly acceptable for me to relieve myself in my pants and worry about cleaning up when I get home?

Are there any rules or restrictions to this? Are you also allowed to pee in your pants?
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>>70561255

Poor Americans shit on themselves.

Middle-class Americans shit on poor Americans.

Rich Americans shit on the entire world.

This is why brown countries are poor.
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>>70561366
The fuck is this?
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>>70563017
Because Americans eat Doritos and burgers 24/7 their butt holes can't handle anymore and just give up.
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I live in North Texas and have literally never seen this before in person.
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>>70563828
No, Canada did.
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>>70563656
I still fail to understand the need to have two countries while you sharelanguage and almost everything else
I mean me and a sicilian are far away and speak two completely different dialects that are unintelligible to each other but somehow are still both italians on paper
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>>70563754

AMERICA BTFO
M
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BTFO
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>>70563907
how can a human bean even get in that shape
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>>70563907
To think that thing is classed as a human.
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>>70561366
Don't forget your boner hiding apparatus.
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>>70563907
So she can actually fucking walk?

Walk off those fucking tyres then you fat bitch.
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>>70563907
a life of constant embarrassment. really surprises me that these people have the audacity to leave their homes.
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>>70564150
>HIGH
T
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T
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>>70564150
>CHARITY

KEK
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>>70563956
he forgot the bit about sucking the shit stain out of her shorts while shes in the shower
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>>70563754
>Burn a nation's capital
>Don't manage to recover lost territories
>America still exists

If that's a victory, then so was Vietnam.
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>>70561255
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra
Here is the reason why.
Shitty, "healthy" food that fucks you up good
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>>70561255
Even /v/'s big hero Boogie shits himself, it´s disgusting. Seems to be the standard among overweight american men
>he got to lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the bathroom while he blamed her for the incident
>was seen just hours later, eating a 50-piece nugget meal
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>>70564008
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/british-troops-set-fire-to-the-white-house
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>>70561255
America confirmed worse than India.
At least the indians have the decensy to not shit themself.
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>>70564150
dat ass has dat ass has dat ass
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All these upset Brit cucks. Still butthurt over the RA blowing you all to pieces? Hahaha
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>>70562200
Happened to me a few times when I used to drink extremely heavily every night.
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>>70564008

Was Canada independent in 1812? No? Then that would mean it was the British that "Whooped our asses"
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>>70564403
We're plotting our return.

We know your morale is weak.
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>>70564355

Fuck. I lost it when that brush just disappeared into her rolls of fat. Jesus fucking christ, these people, how can it go this far.

How do we get the americans to eat less and to poo in the loo?
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>>70561255
>stale copypasta
>most of /pol/ falling for it
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>>70564447
Source.
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>>70564552
Yeah the Brits did, we can still technically take credit for it though.

If you go by that logic, we didn't participate in WW1 because we were still a dominion.
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>>70564403
>implying vietnam wasnt a victory

all those mutated babies say different
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>>70564150
How do you talk a relative into getting in shape? Do you shame them repeatedly? Tell them about the benefits of not looking like the Michelin man in a civil way?
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I used to work for a big drugstore company here in Brazil. They made a deal with an adult diaper company and I went there to make a visit and learn how it works, the sales etc.
Younger people with incontinence problems aren't very rare. Excessive use of energy drinks fucks with your bladder, like the muscles can't no longer hold it and these young people don't want stop partying. The diapers have panties like design so they don't care.
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>>70564552
>American education

I just got you stupid tard to admit that the British whooped your ass.
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>>70564565
You couldn't even subjugate your natives properly.

Put the blunt down, Weed Man.
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After witnessing this first hand more than once as a Walmart employee, I had to figure out what the deal was. After many months of research into this phenomenon, I believe I have come up with a conclusive reason as to why so many obese Walmarters are shitting liquid into their pants. Most of these people are taking a weight loss drug called Orlistat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlistat

Orlistat works by making your body not absorb fats and grease. These people get prescribed Orlistat and think they can lose weight and still eat an entire pepperoni pizza. The grease doesn't get absorbed into them, and it leaks out the back without them even being able to feel it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlistat#Side_effects
>The primary side effects of the drug are gastrointestinal-related, and include steatorrhea (oily, loose stools with excessive flatus due to unabsorbed fats reaching the large intestine), fecal incontinence and frequent or urgent bowel movements.

Mystery solved.
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>>70564598
I'm here for land whale gifs and webms, makes me feel better about myself.
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>>70564731
What the fuck did you say to me bitch?
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>>70564769
fascinating
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>>70564769
So Straya was right
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>>70564769
Good research, you should write a paper
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>>70564769
>Falls for the Orlistat meme

Many of these people are not fat enough to have Orlistat prescribed to them. Remember that Orlistat is a meme and nothing else.
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So anyway real talk does no one care that some autist has photoshopped most of these or are we all just playing along with le meem?
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>>70564716

I never denied the British whooped our ass, did I?
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>>70563754
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>>70563930
>it is perfectly acceptable for me to relieve myself in my pants and worry about cleaning up when I get home?
Yes.
>Are you also allowed to pee in your pants?
Of course. This is what life is like when you're not living under a horrific feminist dictatorship. So come on over Swedenbro, and experience what REAL freedom is like! :D
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>>70561255
I 've never seen this once
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>>70565068
Actually they didn't, you just couldn't stand the superior bantz from Laura Secord.

She basically won us the War of 1812 by saying there were thousands of troops waiting for American forces, when in reality there was only a couple hundred.
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>>70565080
>American education
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>>70561255
Wal-Mart is a different world Sweden, you go in there and you see things you never thought you'd see.
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>>70561255
It looks like designated shitting pants.
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>>70565172

Not even once?
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>>70565002
Big Pharma shill detected.
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>>70561255
The pictures are all fucking fakes. We had this one assmad Canadian doing this shit months ago.
Americans aren't that disgusting and pathetic, either to actually shit themselves or fake pictures of other people shitting themselves.
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>>70565657

Nice try.
https://www.google.se/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=979&q=american+poo+in+walmart&oq=american+poo+in+walmart&gs_l=img.3...1294.6586.0.6704.31.15.3.12.4.0.160.1298.12j3.15.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..2.20.1113.FZBUSB6nxX4#hl=en&tbm=isch&q=america+poops+pants+walmart&imgrc=BY5feTaBM_BehM%3A
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>>70564475
Yea. They shit everywhere in public.
Much nicer.

Fucking french snob
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>>70565657

Landwhale detected.
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>>70565844

Posting original. She probably pooped her pants afterwards.
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