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Should we bring back the Colosseum?
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Think about it. Have convicts with life sentences/death sentences fight for their freedom. A trial by combat, if you will. If they're willing to risk dying for the entertainment of others, they clearly have learned humility and respect. A 24/7 gladiator network with commentators would be based as fuck.

Thoughts?
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>>70554235

What would be deemed humane and inhumane in this system?
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>>70554433
It's gladitorial combat, but would be done voluntarily. So long as they're agreeing to do it, anything goes.
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>>70554433
just make it voluntary
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They could kinda make it like death race. A certain amount of wins and you get better cells and food and shit in the prison. If you win enough maybe you could have your sentence reduced or some shit?
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>>70554235
>Have convicts with life sentences/death sentences fight for their freedom

Dealth penalty is stupid when life imprisonment exist.

>"but life imprisonment cost money"

Congratulations, you are saying is not priceless
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It'd get amazing ratings and would be free since it's a government channel. Finally something I'd be happy to put my tax dollars towards.
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>>70554770
Yes, the greatest killers would get a reduced sentence.

Literally nothing can go wrong with that solid plan.
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Were getting closer OP, give us another 4 years.
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BRAWLERS AND DRUNKARDS WILL BE FLOGGED ! THIEVES WILL BE STRANGLED! DESERTERS WILL BE CRUCIFIED!
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>>70554235
>not realizing that in the modern era, we are all living in the coliseum

>television
>movies
>Internet
>electronic games
>all in your pocket and available 24/7 almost everywhere on earth
>an endless array of meaningless hobbies/interests/obsessions
>alcohol runs freely
>drugs are easy to obtain
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Rome had no prisons. Sounds noice to me..
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That is stupid. We're not barbarians now, the western civilizations aren't savage nations and instead striving for peace and progress. By doing this, you may as well make killing on the streets legal. Beside who in the right mind would want to watch someone die?
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>>70556998
A
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>>70554235
>>Thoughts?
you are completely retarded.
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>>70554235
Have criminals who do terrible crimes fight in arenas fight for our entertainment. Would be hype as fuck desu
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>>70554235
niggers would volunteer before they commit crimes for it
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>>70557517
Also have voluntary matches with civilians where they don't kill each other
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ITT teenagers that just watched running man
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>>70557517
if it's restricted to terrible crimes, would those who would seek to volunteer for the honor go as far as to say
>might as well do a terrible crime for funzees
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>>70556998
Barbarians? The fuckin Romans were not barbarians, you weak sister. People like you have caused the decay. Criminals are not afraid of "modern" or "humane" punishments, that you advocate.
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>>70554235
How about you take death sentence prisoners and force them to preform in a deathmatch, I'd watch it.
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>>70557748
>posting the man who got pussy whipped into abandoning his people by some egyptian cunt
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>>70557655
See >>70557608
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>>70554235
this is an amazing idea why would so many people be against this? how could it be unjust if it's voluntary?
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>>70554235
You couldn't release anyone who has a life sentence, that would be too extreme and the public would never allow it.

Now what you COULD do, is offer things like an actual mattress, a computer with Internet access, a television with Netflix, etc etc to winners.

I guaran-fucking-tee you that a solid percentage of death row or life sentence inmates would volunteer to fight for the death on TV for just glory, fame, Internet access, and maybe some human-quality food.
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>>70554235
>A violent killer who violently kills someone in gladiator combat is redeemed, rehabilitated and ready to come back to society.
K
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>>70554235
release convicted murderer because he was more succesfull in murdering tht other convicted murderers

sounds like a plan
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>>70557960

See
>>70557896
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>>70554235

who would even watch that besiidees 4 chan . the romans were degenerate people
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>two murders
>letting one go if they kill the other

>letting one go

>letting a convicted murder go rather than killing both.

YOU CANT BE THIS RETARDED
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I vote yay
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>>70558057

See

>>70557896


You guys are getting too focused on the "free the prisoner" aspect of this. You don't have to free the prisoner. There are other ways to make them volunteer to fight.
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>>70554235
we have football
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>>70558142
is that thumbs up or thumbs down?
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>>70554235
I want everyone who has ever used tinychat to fight one on one duels until every single person who ever used a webcam is gone.
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>>70558222
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
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>>70558222
FOOTBALL


THE REAL FOOTBALL NOT SHITTY KICKBALL GAME WHERE YOU PUT FOOT ON BALL, REAL FOOTBALL PLAYED WITH HANDS YOU SILLY FUCKING EUROTARS
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>>70558290
Nay is thumbs down
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>>70557833
Yeah, he fucked up good. Did the right thing off'n himself.
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>>70558180
If the gladiators become like celebrities and can obtain internet access for interaction with young, parents probably wouldn't appreciate that.
>could sell premium gladiator channels to other countries
I'm ready
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>>70558440
Rugby?
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>>70559097
Aussie Rules is pretty fun.
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I like the idea of voluntary gladiator matches for criminals with life-in-prison/death sentences. America gets a new national sport and the world would probably tune in as well.

Hell, allow civilians to enter voluntarily for the chance to win huge cash prizes as well procured by the mass revenue that will be created by it.

The only real questions are, does the internet act as the emperor? thumbs up/down? and do they use swords and spears/arrows and bows or modern day weapons? or maybe a special of the day situation?
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The facts are that is all western countries, the violent crimes are treated with kid gloves these days. Does not have to be some sharia or gladiator BS, just good old fashion hangings and whippings.
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>>70554512
>>70554572
life in prison/electric chair vs Colosseum isn't really a choice
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I am actually supprised ISIS didnt revived it yet. It would match their style perfectly to host some action in those old roman collosseums.
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>>70554995
>jeff dommer
>manson
>physically able to compete against manuel di la hoya di el chapo sanchez of the lower west side los angeles los locos kings gang
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lemme help you out OP. I have a wonderful idea.

>>I'm going to save you a whole lot of money on prisons, but at the same time we are still going to remove from society many of our more annoying citizens. Four groups are going away permanently.

>>First group: Violent criminals. Here's what you do with these Emmy award winners. You take the entire state of Kansas. You move everybody out. You give them a couple of hundred dollars for their inconvenience, you know. Got to be fair. And then, you move them out, you put a big ten story electric fence around Kansas and Kansas becomes a permanent prison farm for violent criminals. No parole, no police, no supplies, the only thing you give them is lethal weapons and live ammunition, so they can communicate in a meaningful way. Then you put the whole thing on Cable TV. The Violence Network, VNN. And for a corporate sponsor, you get one of those companies that loves to smear it's logo feces all over the landscape. Budweiser will jump at this shit in half a minute.
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>>70559530
Coliseum executions would be more expensive to fake in an Israeli film studio.
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>>70559743
and one more ding!

>>Alright, next group: sex criminals. Completely incurable, you got to lock them up. You could outlaw religion and in most cities sex crimes would disappear in a couple of generations. But we don't have time for rational solutions! Much easier to fence off another rectangular state. Rectangular states are cheaper to fence; saves the taxpayers money, you know? This time Wyoming. But only for true sex offenders. We're not going to bother consenting adults who like to dress up in leather Boy Scout uniforms and smash each other in the head with ball peen hammers while they take turns blowing their cat. There's certainly nothing wrong with that. It's a victimless hobby. And think of how good the cat must feel! No, we're only going to lock up rapists and molesters. Those hopeless romantics. Who're so full of love they can't help getting a little of it on you. Usually on your leg. You take all of these heavy breathing fun seekers, and you stick them in Wyoming. And you let them suck, **** and fondle, you let them blow, chew, sniff lick whip gobble and cornhole each other...until their testicles are whistling 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful'! And..and you turn on the cameras and you've got The Sperm Channel! And don't forget our corporate sponsor. We're going to let Budweiser put little logo patches on the rapist's pants right here, 'This Pud's For You'!
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>>70559530
They are fuckin posers. You should know that.
Romans were Based. Sheep fuckers, not so much.
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>>70554235
the UN wouldnt like that
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>>70559743
NOICE
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>>70559743
>>70559921
nice
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>>70560593
wow. Greece noticed who came up with the idea first. Good going Greece, this shows that you are based.
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>>70560809
It's a really shitty idea. You should just be submissive from now on.
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I don't see why not.

A couple of ground rules :

- only death row and life sentence inmates are considered
- they need to go through physical evaluation so you don't get losers getting embarrassingly pummeled on live tv which is a downer
- they need to sign up for it voluntarily with signed documents and so on
- winners do not get their sentences reduced but get better cells and access to better training equipment, a death row inmate might have his sentence reduced to life
- failure to comply to fight rules has a penality of solitary imprisonment and a ban from further fights
- the money generated from the broadcast is used to better life conditions in the prisons and generate jobs related to the broadcast/organization of the matches

I don't see why this shouldn't work. These inmates are doing fuck all in prison and slowly going insane knowing they will be either killed by the state or left to rot behind bars until they're dead.
This way they could at least provide some entertainment and generate money to better the conditions for themselves and other inmates.
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desu if gladiator fights came back then I would get back in shape to volunteer. I personally think that civilians fights should be until the opponent can't fight anymore not killing them
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>>70559743
Last time that happened the world got Australia. I'm not going to let us make that mistake again.
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>>70561008
this
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>>70560809
cheers :)
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>>70561008
If you give the winners better training it will create a snowball effect. Should only go towards luxuries like entertainment and human food.
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>>70554235
>learned humility and respect.

Or you could add more trauma to a potentially unstable people as he is forced to see how a crowd treats him like a fucking animal until he wins his freedom back. Sure that won't have any big impact on the person as he goes back on the street. I'm sure there'll be not a single drop of remorse against a society that literally rewarded him for being a killing machine.
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>>70554235
Wants organized governmental slaughter of citizens.

Thinks it's free enterprise A-Ok apple pie time.

You stupid fuckers couldn't run a model railroad.
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>>70561394
What's wrong with Australia? Best posters on this site.
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>>70559919

>gets it

This guy does.
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Executions should be televised or ppv. There is so much potential here, why haven't the goyms picked up on this???
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>>70565810
Christ I would bite her till she bled
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>>70554235

>Have convicts with life sentences/death sentences fight for their freedom.

Why would I want to release a criminal who's proven himself to be good at violence?

I have a better idea: let two lifers fight over one meal and repeat as necessary.
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>>70565810
is...dat sum rosario+vampire cosplay pr0n?
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>>70566351
fighting over a meal is rather cruel anon. we want the entertainment of two angery skilled warriors not two skelly's spooking us.
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>>70554235
>convicts
How about we throw all the yellows and browns in there and have a massive battle?
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>>70559921
What are we going to do about the minute man 3 silos in wyoming
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