RIP treeking
That is a nice robe.
Where can I get one?
Why the hell do they have him dressed in a Tunic?
why do they have him chained up like a (literal)nigger?
>>70553189
It's a safe suit. You can't rip them up.
He's apparently being held in observation because he's a lunatic
>the land of the free
>>70553017
AMERICA WHY DID YOU ARREST JESUS ?
>>70553417
hes from canada you gypsy idiot
>>70553391
It's because they respect his druid abilities.
How long until he casts Heat Metal to cause the officer's guns to explode then Tree Walk 50 miles away
>>70553189
It's the tree kings holy regalia. They recognize his holy authority
Where's his Staff of Intelligence +3?
>>70553017
He ditt'n even do nuffin
>>70553017
You know you're a bad motherfucker if cops got to wear gloves when touching you
How the fuck are the police allowed to arrest a druid for just doing his job
>>70553770
Blame Christianity
>>70553189
>>70553391
I found our official uniform.
>>70553870
All religions need to be banned so we can go back to just being one with the earth
>>70553017
I wonder how he would feel knowing that a pudgy Maritime Attorney in Alaska, who suffers from early onset balding and a generally grumpy demeanor, has him as his wallpaper?
>>70553770
kek
>>70553770
Dungeons and dragons isn't real, faggots. This guy was trespassing and deserves to be in the authorities hands.
He is a lunatic, fit only for the confines of a psychological ward.
>>70553417
>the land of the tree*
>>70554098
Serf detected. What's wrong? Get cucked by ye Lord again?
Did they only just now get him out of the tree?
>>70553417
>lives in Romania
>>70554098
Just gotta run around taking all the sunshine out of people's lives, don't you?
>>70553950
Looks like a comfy toga that won't expose my junk. Where to cop?
>>70553696
either that or you know its time for a bath
>>70554016
>Rolls 18+ on Fedora of Euphoria.
>>70554196
Learn the rules hippy faggot
>>70553017
Haven't been on /pol/ for a week. Story?
>>70554347
>Rolls 18+ on Staff of Antifun
>>70553417
>Internet cable running to your caravan.
>>70553017
this is the next hipster fashion
This is just proof that there's no way to escape the machine of civilization. Humans are born into bondage. Ted Kaczinski must be spinning in his grave.
>>70554098
The tree is on public property.
The damage to the tree is certainly prosecutable, as well as him throwing things at people, public defication, and refusal to obey lawful orders by law enforcement.
He did not trespass
>>70553643
He's a druid you buffoon, he would have need a wisdom bonus for his spellcasting.
>>70554635
Good, I want to wear robes as casual clothes.
>>70553017
>If Jesus came to Earth today.jpg
story?
>>70554654
Ted Kaczinski is alive you fucking idiot
>>70554722
regardless, he was breaking the law. He doesn't get a free pass on that because he is white.
Racist pieces of shit.
>>70554654
Your bate is inferior.
>>70553017
lol wtf is that the dress the guy from phish wears?
>>70554098
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
>>70554853
He's obviously of Mediterranean/Spanish heritage. Look at the mongrel hair. Just look at it.
>>70553131
>>70553189
go to jail and tell them you're suicidal. they take your clothes and give you a "safety garment."
>>70554331
County Jail
>>70553131
I think this is a lvl 4 robe, you need to have atleast 12 sheep in your herd to acquire one.
>>70554873
hows this bate-man? cause personally I prefer Patrick Bateman
>>70554038
holy fuck where is that? Looks nice. And how is it above clouds?
>>70555047
Also, if you're just a little weird.
Weirdos get beat down in general pop, so it's easier on the guards to call them mental and stick them in a turtle suit. That's what inmates call them...turtle suits
>>70555287
were you an inmate once?
>>70554654
Well he would have had a better chance if he had chosen to live in a tree that wasn't in the middle of one of our bigger cities.
We have a ton of forest around for him to go all mountain man and starve to death in where he wouldn't be noticed. Hell, they have a hard time finding the ones that want to be found.
why can't a man just climb a tree and just be left alone?
>>70554999
That would mean he is white, cucko
>>70554954
Good night tree king
>>70553950
how in hell does this work
>>70555558
why would you want a mentally ill man to be free to roam around hurting himself and others?
>>70554999
Also americans of spanish heritage, not very fucking common
>>70555421
Yup
I drove my car into a business on accident. It was late and no one was around so I just left. I neglected to collect my license plate, however.
No one got hurt and I wasn't drunk, but the police didn't appreciate my fleeing the scene for some reason.
>>70553017
I haven't been on /pol/ in weeks, story please?
>>70554954
Good night tree king
>>70556137
He climbed up an 80ft pine tree in Seattle and wouldn't come down.
Then he got hungry and came down.
This was livestreamed for 26 hours
>climb a tree in America
>get arrested
Treeking Did NOTHING wrong.
>>70556302
>>70556348
you can get arrested for climb trees?
>>70556599
Only in America. He is lucky the didn't shoot him on the spot.
>>70556137
The establishment try to dampen a beautiful soul
So what law did he break? Did he damage the tree? Or did he get arrested for not being socially acceptable?
TREEKING TREEKING PLS RESPOND ;_;
>>70556599
>assaulted rescue workers
>destroyed the tree top to make a nest
>shit all over everything
>threw giant sequoia pine cones at people
>be american
>climb tree
>get arrested
>>70556599
It's America. We get arrested for whatever reason the cops fabricate.
Satirize your local police force? You will end up dead.
>>70556775
educated guess would be damage to public property, something related to public safety (tree branches are havier than most people think, especially if falling from 80 ft) and resisting arrest for not complying when addressed to come down.. am I in the ballpark america?
He was thowing these spiked death pods at innocent people and birds
Check the badges on the arms of the policemen
> /pol/ was right again
>>70553017
Treeking confirmed for second coming of Christ.
Cascadia confirmed for new holy land.
>>70557194
That's a 7 pointed star you homo
>>70557194
Count the points again, mountain jew.
>>70555677
We already know Americans aren't white, paco
>>70556894
>>70557146
oh now that change the things
>>70557146
OI
ATONE THAT CONE
>>70555677
That's a Spaniard nose. Obviously the product of some common conquistador bastard family
>>70555202
>What is photoshop
he climbed for our sins
and now the race war begins
>>70553417
>climb a tree
>get arrested, literally shackled, and publicly shamed
>americans still think they're free
>>70554954
Good night tree king
>>70555676
1. who cares if he hurts himself
2. he wasn't hurting others
>>70553017
He must smell like shit. Would probably fuck him though, he must be crazy in bed. :^)
He's pretty cute he could bust my hymen.
>>70553017
Judging by the cops' faces, and the gloves, that dude must stank like a common nignog
>>70555558
shaped like a vagina
This could have been avoided and he would still be up the tree had drone bro delivered
>>70557890
You have to put in some serious effort to be treated like that in a court room. Judges don't appreciate it and niethor do defense attorneys
>>70555177
>>70557146
Pinecones are light as fuck. That thing weighs like 10 grams.
>>70553417
>home of the brave
Is this the same guy that did backflips for Bernie?
>>70555807
u should have stepped out and investigated
>>70558327
you're baked, that thing weighs at least a pound.
10 grams wtf
>>70556894
>>assaulted rescue workers
Defending his nest from intruders
>>destroyed the tree top to make a nest
Creating a nest for his young
>>shit all over everything
Returning his food to the earth so it can be taken up in the ecosystem again
>>threw giant sequoia pine cones at people
Defending his nest from predators
He literally did nothing wrong.
This faggot turning up with beer and lunchables to coax Tree King down. One of many highlights.
>>70555671
you can't use it to make a noose
>>70555202
there are places above the cloud line
El Yunque's rainforest in PR is above the cloud line sometimes.
>>70554853
0/10 wouldnt take
>>70557544
>he doesn't live above the cloud line
>>70559142
>>70559142
???
>>70555202
>>70557544
>American education
>>70557194
Hang your head in shame
>>70558791
hah that's a 10/10 never to see my sides again
I demand someone immediately make a treeking edit of this.
>>70554098
Considering you can't say psychiatric ward properly, you probably aren't qualified to make these rulings.
>>70553517
he wanted to be arrested. It's part of his masterplan.
>>70554954
Good night tree king
>>70553017
My son, finally I've found you.
>>70556775
Hes essentially in trouble in the same vein as shouting at people all day from your apartment window.
>>70560032
it's based Phoenix Jones, real life superhero who patrols the streets of seattle.
>>70559469
you can suffocate urself with it though
innocent criminals-1
doj-0
You have to be a level 54 druid to equip that robe.
>FREE TREE KING!
>>70554954
Good night treeking!
>>70558082
>balding
JUST
>>70554846
in my heart
>>70554954
Good night tree king
>>70554954
Good night tree king
>be American
>climb tree
>get arrested
I still don't get the hype about the bum in the tree.
>crazy homeless people
>crazy police
>and trees
yep sounds like washington alright
>>70553017
>I catch you on the flip side
>>70555448
but where would he get his cigarettes from then?
