Hi guys! One of my unpaid interns informed me that young voters like it when important people post AMAs (which means "ask me anything"), so here I am!
Ask Me Anything
Why do niggers vote for you?
>>70547305
Do you still have sex with William? What's the size of his penis?
>>70547305
What's the deal with emails?
>>70547305
Pitcher or catcher?
Would you support another war in the Middle East?
>>70547794
I haven't played baseball since I was a girl, but when I did, I was pretty good at pitching!
>>70547305
Did you sell your soul or were you born without one?
a vote for Shillary Clinton is a vote for more wars and more death
Will you say anything to get votes? #whichhillary
>>70547305
Why do your photos always look like somebody stuck something up your butt?
>>70547305
Are you a lesbian?
>>70547305
Are you gonna laugh when you wreck Sanders?
This is now a Trudeau appreciation thred
>>70548411
downvoted
>>70548644
>Trudeau now taking care of 2 types of animals that are going extinct: pandas and canadians
>>70548411
Better late than never, I guess
>>70549001
>implying Trudeau is taking care of the Canadians
I missed the Empire by 35 years. Feels bad, Borscht. Feels real bad.
>>70551118
>Born right in time to be a fucking leaf
Top kek
>>70547786
>emails
What emails?
>>70547305
What that mouf do?
Why did you wipe your server with a cloth?
>>70551588
I take solace in simple things, like never having to say my country got its shit pushed in by Chechen scum.
Still hurts though.
>>70548192
WEAPON DEALS?!
FUCK NO
Our goddamn engineer boys bust their ass to make the BEST sandnigger tools in the goddamn world and this bitch gives em off at discount?
Im full mad now.
I know this is a common practice but shit like this just destroys what little shit we produce.
>>70552067
Better to die killing chechen scum than to live a thousand years as cucked as a fucking leaf
>>70552475
Here here! Slav bro is right, fuck Canada. Russia we will give you half of syrup nigger land after we annex it.
>>70552475
>better too fail abysmally in a skirmish against savages than not
Wew Cáшa.