What is currently the easiest country in the world to beat in a war?
And don't say Australia.
>>70540037
Australia. All you had left was your shitposting abilities, but now we have taken that crown from you.
>>70540037
Any of the starving African countries. Their people will be unlikely to rise up against you considering the UN camps already keep them alive.
>>70540037
>And don't say Australia.
then why did you bother making this thread
>>70540037
Look an a map of the world and choose a random one in sub saharan africa.
Probs Australia
>>70540037
Italy
>>70540037
Emuistan
>>70540037
Granada
>>70540037
Luxenbourg
>>70540215
Literally not.
>>70540165
Our military is substantially more powerful that yours, and our government isn't too cucked to use it, faggot.
>>70540037
New Zealand
>>70540037
I know that there is no such thing but i vote for
>Ukraine
>>70540037
Belgium - it's literally killing itself
>if Belgium was a country that is
>>70540270
It's called Luxembourg ;-)
>>70540037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands
guess where they are senpai
>>70540116
HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY THE CROWN OF THE GLORIOUS STATE OF FLORIDA YOU KEKNADIAN SHIT I COULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR SUB-HUMAN SHITPOSTS
oh and the answer is clearly zimbabwe
Costa Rica
Canada
Our national defence strategy is literally "ewww, why do we need a scary military when the US will protect us!"
Are we taking into account military alliances/protection agreements or?
If yes, then just try invading some African country with no UN camps in it. Nobody will give a fuck.
If no, just pick any country with less population than your country's military forces.
t. Slovenia
>>70540037
Sweden.
>>70540037
we are, or costa rica. neither of us have an army
>>70540037
Sweden.
No real army and the people are divided.
>>70540195
>chasing around a bunch of armed monkeys in the jungle
It would be pretty hard tbhfam. Have you read about some of the shit they pull in their civil wars? Child soldiers and eating people and shit. Fuck that.
>>70540037
Hungary
We could steamroll those cunts in less than a week
>>70540116
And here we have another prime example of an unironic Canadian shitpost. They say retarded shit, get called out for being faggots, and their damage control consist of:
>Lol we are just shitposting y r u so mad?
No, Canada, you are wrong, as usual. The reason no one would mention you holding a candle to us is because you simply don't. Only you in your delusion are dumb enough to prop yourselves up.
>tldr
Ur shit and your opinion is shit.
>>70540584
its ok you can be the court jester of shitposting, we are a benevolent ruler
>>70540037
France.
>>70540419
I could blame that on Common Core but I'm far too old for that. Thanks corrected for the future they get their M back.
>>70540037
Fiji.
I would say Monaco or San Marino, but other euros will react.
>>70540434
Main indutries: Fudge Packing
>>70540571
Yeah, but you could nuke them and not harm anyone the other countries with nukes care about.
>>70540695
Back down from the Austro-Floridian Throne
>>70540037
AAANND Fucking Vatican.
>>70540195
It's not that easy.
You have to defeat Ebola and HIV guys before.
Not even talking about mad soldiers in the middle of the jungle that believe that fucking a toddler cures AIDS.
>>70540037
Can you imagine someone invading Germany at the same time the next million refugees arrive at the border?
>>70540293
>Our military is substantially more powerful that yours
Not powerful enough to beat a group of emus in war
>>70540847
Have fun getting through the Italian Military and then the most well trained bodyguard on earth. You DO realize they have, like, guns and shit hidden away?
>>70540936
Blitzkreig. They won't have the time to reach for them.
>>70540584
>>70540293
>>70540116
>>70540695
There's only one way to settle this. An old fashioned shitpost off.
>>70540293
Even Belgium could beat you cunts
It would probably be somewhere like Syria because you'd need a somewhat legal-mandate to attack it.
>>70540037
>>70540037
saudi arabia
>>70540037
>bigger countries (just relevant ones):
germany, because our equipment consist entirely of rusty non functional shit
>small countries:
liechtenstein for obvious reasons, given it has to fight on its own
>>70541092
Sure, no one will notice a country sending airplane and tanks to Italy.
>>70540695
No, you are an autist who plays pretend int he backyard. You have never an will never compare.
When I see literal tards playing around pretending to be Wizards, I think of you on this board.
>Bragging about pretending to be a superior shitposter due to being shit on all the time for low quality posts
Disgusting.
>>70540298
BASED
Obviously Australia.
>>70541092
The pope also has centuries old escape routes into fortified castles, still wrong.
>>70541112
This whole thread is shit posting! What kind of plebeian do you think I am? Leave the staged theatrics in the hands of the pretenders, while I derail movements with purpose.
Good day sir.
Well you can't pick a NATO country or other ally of the USA because... 19 aircraft carriers. African countries sound about right. With a scorched earth strategy, some micro-power like Malaysia could probably conquer one of those.
>>70540711
Do you guys even have an army?
>>70541707
literally no one in Florida looks like that
>>70540037
Canada, only half joking
I fear the memes in 5 years after Brazil lost the current war against a mosquito (zika and other arbovirus vectors) that we will be be the new Emu<>Australia dinamic
>>70541942
Even if they did imagine the caliber of soldier. Pic related.
>>70540037
Antarctica
>>70541993
you already lost because your're niggers
>>70542063
Well posted.
>>70540037
just throw a dart at the general area of Western Europe and you'll hit a country that would be easy to beat, Eurofags basically have meme tier play-pretend armies
>>70541993
Kek.
Glad that my state don't have this diseases yet
>>70540037
Germany, hands down.
>>70541766
>>70540584
Even though I'm a leaf I don't know what side to take
>>70542063
Only around 85% are niggers.
The rest are sand people or white
>>70540218
we have powerful ally
>>70541483
Go cut yourself you emu faggot
>>70542286
Examine your own post, you know it in your heart to be true.
Do it.
Anglocanada, Sweden
>>70542178
This. /thread
>>70542178
Germany has a larger military with higher tech than Canada.
>>70540037
a small country that would be hard to reach and of no interest to nato or china russia
>>70540936
>Have fun getting through the Italian Military
>implying they would have surrendered immediately as their proud martial tradition demands
>well trained bodyguards
they are literally a fucking meme, they couldn't stop an infidel literally walking straight up to the pope and shooting him 4 times
>>70542178
And now these guys are defeated by a bunch of civilians.
>>70541957
Don't know about him but nearly everyone where I live is white/blonde haired
>>70542562
Canada + Mexica can destroy USA together
>>70542294
whatever you say neo-argentina
>>70542764
Hahahahahahaha
>>70542696
i know.
finland
but you would have to btfo before 3rd ww
>>70540315
Their army still can beat the shit out of the Baltics (if NATO isn't involved, ofc)
>>70540584
Jesus christ bud contain your autism.
It might be Congo, you can beat them all single-handedly with a stick
>>70543517
>A leaf calling my autistic
I have seen leaf posts friendo. Don't even talk to me, or my son, ever again.
>>70540584
polack living in canada land here
just make fun of them for most likely being a paki or that calling themselves "canadian" puts them on the same level as pakis.
Good thing I'm just visiting here. I don't understand how this country advocates you to come and "keep" your culture, yet one would call themselves "canadian" instead of what they actually are. Autism.
>>70543720
>Italy
>A nation ten times as developed and ten times as armed as the Congo
>Defeated by sticks in Ethiopia
Yeah, if it can happen to you it can happen to niggers, I suppose.
>>70540037
go to bed cunt
>>70540037
Sealand
>>70540037
Canada. They literally believe that if you kill them, they win.
>>70543782
I don't have a leg to stand on. Our country has a much less sever case of the same thing. It is in it's early stages here.
You on the other hand have Poland to return home to, not New Pakistan or the new Turkish Sultanate.
>>70542167
We do
t. medfag in floripa
If you're an American the answer is all of them
>>70543825
what the hell are you talking about? we annihilated those negroids in 1936
>>70543893
>Implying those "supports" don't house ICBMs
You are making a grave mistake dad.
Pic not related. Captcha just got really fucking retarded. Wtf gookmoot.
>>70542063
Niggers got +2 def from mosquito forces, thats why we still alive. Wait until the Olympics, the only country to win it will be India - for they are already used to shit
>>70544204
After being repelled by the tribeswoman.
>>70544291
tribesman*
>>70540037
Argentina
lol
>>70540037
brazil.
reasons :
political void
no healthcare
financial crisis
we cant hold the country for 6 days against any 1 world country.
gg.
>>70540037
provided no one else gets involved? like an isolated war?
andorra, they have a population of like 50,000 and i dont think they have anything beyond a police force
>>70540116
>>70540584
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
Fucking mapleniggers thinking they can match the friendly, humorous bantz that Australia brings to the board. Kill yourselves.
>>70543720
Definitely Congo, they can't even get gravel for their slingshots.
>>70540455
Better than Sweden's 'Feminist Defense Policy'
Yes, I'm serious.
>>70540932
How many Emu Wars have you won?
Reminder that neither Australia nor Canada are the true shitpost kings. The greatest coup ever pulled on 4chan was Finland convincing this entire site that they're NOT the worst posters, and instead deflecting to Australia and now Canada.
REMEMBER: With Finns you NEVER WIN
>>70540037
Probably Sealand
>implying you can beat Algerian shitposting
i've been here since 2013 and i've never said something of value so suck me off eliot and chang
No mention of Iceland? They don't even have a military. Although they are in NATO, so perhaps they wouldn't be such a pushover.
>>70540037
>tfw your army will never lose to emus
feels good man
>>70542702
The Swiss guard are still trained troops though, you might kill the pope, but some random infidels have little chance of actually taking Vatican city.
>>70548113
>evolve into epoos
>mass extinction
>>70540037
Iceland.
That's assuming it's 1 on 1 no allies involved.
>>70540037
Vatican
the anglo non-country apocalypse is coming
Pitcairn.
Africa
>>70548229
peepoolia please
not even your bants will save you from the emus
>>70540037
For who? America could beat Canada or Mexico easiest in a war. Literal neighbors. Of course that's not counting the rebellion and in the case of Canada massive response against the act.
>>70540037
>Zimbabwe
It's riddled with debt, and the "too young to have fought in the bush war" niggers don't know how to do anything but riot and demand land from the farmers that actually know how to farm. Also, they'll most likely fall back on lawyers like Mugabe did.
>>70541766
Australia takes it. No surprise there
>>70540847
It would be a bad move.
>>70540037
Germoney.
We will even provide free house and board + 400€ per month for every member of an invading force hiding it's power level.
i am in the military and we train with a lot of nato forces. australias army is pretty fucking high speed with some really good standards. eastern european countries? hilariously awkward and bad.
>>70555645
btw im actually an american stationed in germany dont be fooled by the flag
