Decided to make beer inspired by /pol/ we are in the process of creating a label and wanted to see if anyone could help us out with some meme magic. Anything with Trump and or any other white male is perfect
Here is a prototype for our bottle caps
>>70538425
What makes it special?
>>70538816
what makes white males so special?
Description: bitter, tasteless, half-empty and reminds you of long-dead relics.
>>70538425
is it jenkem in the jar?
>>70538648
marketing Trump as a face of White Males is not good idea. Use Mel Gibson instead
It looks like a giant poop jug.
I will now proceed to post white males drinking beers as inspiration.
I've been on 4chan too long. I thought you were saving your feces and the contraption on top was what you stuck up your ass to make sure it all made it in.
>>70539017
improved version: Bitter, tasteless and will never touch the lips of a woman
>>70539113
>white
"Finally a beer thats not made by the jews at anhueser busch"
>>70539179
^^ bravo! Winner.
What did he mean by this?
>>70538425
strong 95% pure alcohol is the real white mans drink.
May May Magic
I miss homebrew threads on /ck/.
>>70539428
Hahaha yeah totes winner guys hahaha
Feel the burn
>>70538425
its a jug full of poo, isnt it?
>>70538425
Where can I get some? I'm an avid beer drinker and brew mead from time to time. I'd love to review it.
>>70538425
Just label it "feminist oppressor"
>>70539773
I would like the clarify this is actually a real beer. Not a jug full of poo
For real though, OP.
Why does your carboy look so empty? I get that it's a 6 gal instead of 5, but it still doesn't explain why your wort looks like it's only 4 gal.
>>70538648
Use pepe.
Much better.
Also, don't make a waterish beer, make something strong
>>70540217
Pepe is normalfag shit thst gets posted on facebook by celebrities
>>70540183
We spilled a bunch of wort when we were pouring into the carboy
>>70539588
Say friend , at what temperature does pure alcohol boil?
>>70538425
Base it around marijuana.
Here is the link to customize the label if someone feels inspired
http://www.grogtag.com/front-only-basic-label?dnatoken=GSB596#_ga=1.1461297.1624078299.1460303599
>>70540050
How long did it take you to accumulate that much poo? Did others help you or is it all your poo?
>>70540050
Maybe India can confirm it's not poo.
>i brew my own beer
>>70539113
> not natty
Seems about right
>>70539175
zozzle me too fæm
>>70540385
Why didn't you just auto-siphon it?
>>70540533
definition of shit positing from Canada
>>70540707
This. Only pretentious hipster faggots make their own beer or ale.
>>70538425
What percentage of it is black cum recollected from your girlfriend's orifices?
>>70538425
>>70538816
>>70539588
>selling pissjugs
>>>/r9k/
>>70539677
>proceeds go to Trump volunteerism donation
>>70540835
Or sovereign nationalists that say fuck getting permission to make your own brew over a certain proof.
>>70540835
Yeah being self sufficient and obtaining beer the way God intended sure is hipster right guys? Do I fit in now?
>>70540835
>>70540707
You're not a man until you've made your own alcohol at least once in your life.
Buying alcohol because it's inconvenient or difficult to make your own is justified. Buying it because you don't know how in the first place is just fucking pathetic.
You fags fall in the latter.
>>70540927
don't forget NO DRUGS, NO ALCHOHOLLLLL, NO CIGARETTES
>>70541063
>You're not a man until you've made your own alcohol at least once in your life.
can someone please help us by making a label???? Willing to trade rare pepes and rare trump pepes
>>70540835
The only faggot here is you senpai.
>>70541181
>le hat meme
A kit costs $50 bucks.
Just do it.
>>70540765
He's natty there, don't be silly..
>>70538425
>brewing
Distilling is a true mans profession.
>>70541063
This.
I spent the same on brewing equipment as i spent on one batch of alchohol.
I now brew high percentage fruit wine for 1/10th of the price of store bought wine.
Tastes pretty much the same (you have to buy high grade wine to get anything better than the piss you can brew yourself)
I buy cheap fruit wine powder in the store and then i use my own honey as sweetener (you can just use sugar)
http://www.honeyflow.com/
Got one of those.
If i didnt lift weights i would be a fedora hipster.
>>70541047
>>70541053
>>70541063
Literal piss water. I'll never understand why people drink or want to make their own worse, unprofessional shit.
>>70541860
You need to be +18 to browse this site.
>>70541860
If you are drinking to get fked up anyway it doesnt matter what you drink. Might aswell go with the cheap and interesting option. Brewing can be fun.
Also, i sell the abundance alchohol to my mates. Im actually making money, not alot ofc.
>>70539175
I thought it was a massive cum jar
>>70541300
To be completely honest, OP.
I think your idea is stupid and tacky as hell. Naming a beer after a political candidate I get that you're doing it as a joke, but I can count on one hand the number of people that would be impressed by it. And I'm saying this as a trump supporter.
>>70541300
I got you.
>>70540707
>>70543228
Op you a bitch ass nigga
>>70538425
what % piss is it?
I can't be borhered with plep tier DIY gayness. Fuck off OP
>pic related: actual flavorful beer
>>70538425
>>70543727
Nigger, I could fucking MAKE shocktop.
>>70543727
this is actually gold. can we photoshop the white moon face onto the shock top chad?
I quit drinking a few months back, you weren't in time OP
>>70543228
god teir
>>70538425
>beer
amateurs.
>>70540707
>i have any hobbies or interests whatsoever
I don't have any fedora memes saved.
