Why haven't you settled down with a nice fat girl yet, /pol/?
>>70537661
Same reason I don't date horse girls, I can't afford all the food.
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>>70537858
bretty gud
It's not like the gravitational pull leaves me much of a choice anyway
>>70537858
9/11
>>70537967
do you even lift breh
>>70537661
Because I dont want to spend my entire salary buying food to a fat bitch
>>70538080
Buying food *for* a fat bitch.
Just helping you speak English better, Denmarkbro.
>>70538080
How original.
>>70537661
>mom dies
>depression
>settle with chubby girl because I don't want to die alone
>paying $50 a day for food for the two of us
>I gain 10 lbs in 8 months, she's gained near 30
>realize I'd rather die alone
>break up with her
>she attempts suicide because she knows she blew her only shot at a non-hambeast
>laugh
I've lost 20 lbs since then, leaner and stronger than ever.
>tfw spending $3 a day on food.
>>70539493
Are you me?
>mom died in last October
>depression
>date chubby girl for a few months
>gained 30 lbs in that time
>break up with her
>she tries to hang herself
>mfw she literally broke the ceiling fan and coffee table
>I get a call from her mom that she's in the hospital
>she didn't even asphyxiate because all the neck fat
>mfw
>haven't talking to her in a few months
>>70540124
>youll never be saved by your own neck fat
why even
>>70540124
Don't give her any attention. Women have no regreets throwing a man into the gutter at the smallest sign of weakness, so they shouldn't feel entitled to anything else themselves.
>>70540124
>mfw she literally broke the ceiling fan and coffee table
Holy shit that's great. Reminded me of the best fucking part of my story that I forgot to include:
>walk out into the living room, she's covered in vomit
>pill containers empty
>fucking idiot
>call 911
>fire dept comes in
>5 big muscular white males
>"what happened here sir?"
>I broke up with her
>they start fucking laughing their asses off
>one guy even says
>"fuck she's unconscious... we're not going to have to carry her down the stairs are we?"
>try not to fucking laugh
>30 min later
>police guy asking for the report
>another big white guy
>"what happened here sir?"
>I broke up with her
>he smirks
>landlord freaking out, asking what happened
>"Obviously she knew she was losing this smart attractive young man with a great job. She knew she had nothing left."
>landlord goes full sjw feminist
>"Excuse me ma'am, I don't have time to blather on about nothing. If you want the police report, you'll have to come down to the station. I have to finish my report if you'll excuse us."
>she fucking leaves
>I start laughing, he's giving me the 'you liked that shit huh' face
>"Yea, so I'd move all your shit out of her apartment while she's in the hospital and go find a nice wholesome Texan girl. They breed them a little different here, it's not like California."
based Texas so fucking based
>>70537661
Because when I watched Willy Wonka I did NOT develop a blueberry fetish
>>70540565
Come to America, we have extra.
>>70540884
>implying Texan women aren't just as fat and aren't whores
>>70538177
Thanks:)
>>70539242
Ahh sorry, didn't see you first post.
>>70537858
holy fuck my sides
