In your living room, while one of her customers reads the vows?
>>70531361
Reminds me of my parents desu but no I would refrain from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cXjV-2Yw
Rather get married this way.
>>70531361
Why are cuck weddings so damn depressing? Burch's was equally shitty
>>70531361
Shes a cute. A CUTE. But no way. That even looks like his parents' house, w0t
>>70531361
Prostitute, maybe, if she wasn't going to do that line of work anymore.
Honestly, the main difference she'd have from most women in the US now is the business sense to get paid while fucking.
>That guy marries a whore
I don't get why. Surely he can get better than a whore. Surely the whore, if she's a really good person, could stop being a whore.
I don't get it.
I'd never marry someone who has prostituted themselves. Because women don't really fare well from that.
>>70531559
holy fuck americans are trashy
>>70531361
Post the honeymoon.
I've heard prostitutes can make pretty good wives because they're out for a relationship rather than what they do for a living.
But for me it would have to be at the church with the family gathered around etc.
>>70531361
He's a big guy.
>>70532385
What honeymoon, he just watched her fuck the wedding party then went to work the next day.
Dear Alison,
no one, literally no one, believes Nintendo of America's stated reason for firing you, especially not even the pricks who celebrate the firing.
I am ashamed of what some parts of game culture have done to you these last months, and I am especially ashamed that some of these despicable people think they're part of the DeviantArt community of artists.
Please don't stop loving games, please don't stop participating in DeviantArt, and please keep a stiff upper lip.
I promise that I will, much more than yesterday, criticise the dissemination of vicious, factually incorrect slander wherever I see it. And if there's anything people can do to help you personally, please do ask for that help.
Best wishes,
Needleblade
(or "Vainamoinen" e.g. in the Double Fine forums, the Telltale Games forums, The Red Thread Games forums, the GOG.com forums etc.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCMR-Fxblhs
best wedding
>>70531361
Source?
>>70531361
Is there a source for this image?
>>70531559
>covering up white skin with ink
wat
>>70531559
>that pastor
Tbh the whore looks like a fun fuck.
Tfw you will never be the ultimate red pill stay at home husband while your qt pie slut wife makes $1000 a day getting railed by rejects but you're alpha because she doesn't actually mean anything to you.
>>70531559
based rich panini
>>70531361
what if its a cute prostitute?
>>70531361
lol, that's Allison Rapp
For those not in the know:
>She was PR at Nintendo
>Posts things to Twitter literally supporting CP
>"Moonlights" as a softcore porn model
>Nintendo fires her
WAAAAHHHHH NOT FAIRRRR
>Turns out later that she was even an escort
Her boyfriend/husband is literally cucked, and posts things about it on Twitter constantly. "Just educating myself on open relationships!"
She has a really nice ass though.
>>70532247
The trashyness is beyond American level.
>>70533027
>prostitutes
>cute
>>70531559
fucking shit, that guy looks like he could fall down and die any second
Man, that's pathetic, and I married on a Monday morning, at the state capitol with 2 friends as witnesses. My wife then went back to Chicago because she had to go back to school. Yeah I spend my wedding night alone. At least we were married by a judge, not some random guy
>>70531657
Christ, these are weddings? I've held a wedding ceremony in my living room before, but at least everybody was dressed up nice and we had seven people.
>>70531559
degeneracy meter is off the fucking charts
>>70531361
I cringe when looking at that towering neckbeard reading the vows and knowing he's the worst kind of "atheist minister."
>>70531361
Guess nintendo money wasnt good enough.
>>70532963
>t. cucklord
>>70532558
Post it anyway.
>>70533054
Here's the aforementioned ass. Her escort name was Maria Mint. I guess I'll dump if you guys are interested
>>70531361
No I would not marry your mom
>>70531361
I wouldn't get married by someone with a neckbeard or wearing cargo pants for a start.
Also the groom looks like he realises he's making a mistake but it's too late to back out, lel.
>>70531559
>>70533054
evidence of the escort thing? And the softcore porn was that Ness shit?
>>70533449
>2016
>not liking cargo pants
what a stuck up cunt
>>70531559
4 S C O O P S
C'MON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUmD3ZYS38
>>70533541
You can find all pertinent information here. As well as most of the pics, so I won't bother dumping after all. I guess they're a lot easier to find than I thought. Literally all over the Internet.
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Alison_Rapp
That house looks poor as fuck. I don't get it, aren't both working? I recall se saying she had student loan problems, was that the reason she was whoring herself?
Archive of her escort website
archive.is/3VjBf
archive.is/URQ2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4&nohtml5=False
top cuck
>>70533054
Have there been any new developments in the last 9 hours? Fucking sleep
>>70531361
there is no way a qt like her would be a prostitute.
>>70531361
is that the increasingly nervous man?
>>70533732
Wow that screenshot really gets my blood boiling. I have no idea how a guy can just accept being in that position.
>>70533398
muh dick
>>70532247
>implying the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd wedding between ricky and lucy wasn't trashy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkHMSKgIWs
>>70533752
Sorry, I too was asleep. So I'm not sure.
>>70533794
Oh you sweet summer child
>>70533398
Uh no thats ugly as her face.
>>70533449
>tfw she will never strangle you with those thighs
>>70533908
To each their own, I guess
>>70533595
You forgot to point out the nosering in the lollipop pic
>>70531559
>if anyone should get married, it's definitely these 2. 100 percent. totally.
>>70531361
Fuck yeah, think of all that free sex while all the other men have to pay, suckers.
>>70533732
i reckon i could write an interesting book about cucks
they are so fucking weird, its like they are a different species or some shit
>>70531559
He uses some steroids or implants to get biceps like that?
He have 4 day biceps only a week??
http://www.mariamint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/
All uploads to her site
>>70532247
Yes anon we are all the same, the same people who took us to the moon and invented so much of modern technology are the same trashy people getting married in their living rooms
>>70531559
GOTTA WED BIG TO GET BIG COME ON
Oh wait, she's that nintendo pr pro-pedo girl? HAAHAHAHAHA
>>70531361
what a cuck. hope he enjoys his HPV and genital warts
>>70534016
He's going to pay half his shit.
>>70533733
This video embodies EVERYTHING I hate about the "we're failures LEL XD but if we SAY that we're lazy failures somehow that makes us less of a failure, right guys ?? lel" culture, which is all over California.
>>70531657
Apparently getting wed through a fat cargo pant and poloshirt wearing neckbeard is a thing.
>>70534304
You know SWJs don't have any money, right?
>He's going to pay half his shit
What, half of his -$80,000 from Women Studies student loans?
>>70533600
>Wearing cargo pants at a wedding
Go home Piotr, you're drunk.
>>70533944
You and I are of a kindred spirit anon.
>>70531361
I probably would. But I doubt even a prostitute would want to be with someone like me.
Thanks Atheism.
>>70534386
>>70531361
man that guy looks like such a manlet
why isnt she marrying that tall alpha in the back?
I was told being tall was good
Jeeeez, someone got molested.
>>70531559
I am looking for the one where he flexes his pecs and it squeeks like a dog toy. He marries his supplements. Any idea?
How long was she hooking? Was it while she was married?
>>70533966
Also forgot to point out that the EXIF was checked and the camera used to take Maria's photos was also used to take Alison's photos proving that the bitch is the same ho for anyone that needed more evidence.
>>70531361
I dated a former prostitute for a couple of months.
Never again. She was fucking nuts.
>>70533286
I got married on a Monday morning by a Judge at a municipal court; however, I did promise my wife a real wedding after that.
It's nearly been 1 year since that day, we will be having a grand wedding overseas in a Catholic church. One of a kind wedding dress, 250+ attendees, and the best hotel in the city for our reception.
She means the world to me, this wedding is my public statement of my love for her.
>>70531559
What an obnoxious piece of shit.
>>70535028
Congrats man, have fun.
>>70535028
You married a cartoon, how sweet.
>>70534431
don't be like that anon
>>70533054
>>70533398
Sadly her ass is only good in those 2 pics. In the other one it looks like cottage cheese. Would still hit tho.
>>70535028
If magical digits fampai.
I hope your marriage lasts and makes you happy
>>70531361
This is what happens when you coddle kids and protect them from reality all of their lives. When the guy is about to jump off a bridge in a few years, his parents will only have themselves to blame.
>>70531559
I love BurgerBros
>>70533595
In case people are wondering about the timeline here, yes, she was selling herself to men while married.
Exhibit A:
>>70533595
Notice the ring.
Exhibit B:
My pic. Her husband's matching wedding ring.
This guy is the definition of a cuck. You know, I thought cuckoldry was mostly a meme, but damn... How pathetic of a "man" do you have to be...?
it's like this but with a loser career
>>70535885
It's like seeing a battered dog. someone just put it out of it's misery.
>>70535580
He literally preaches about the wonders of open or "poly" relationships. I don't have his website, but every other word on there is some ridiculous tumblrism.
>>70531657
>tfw you wake up every day knowing you're not anthony burch
>>70535580
No self respecting man would ever wear a tungsten ring as a wedding band.
Tungsten doesn't scratch nearly as easily as gold, but just a little pressure and it will break. It is a perfect allegory for a marriage based on that kind of band.
>>70535988
this
what the fuck is he even doing with his life
and he actually looked like a decent male who would not be cucked into this
>>70535028
It's basically just a vacation. Just hope you didn't go too batshit with the expenses.
>>70536105
What would be an ideal ring material, then? Titanium? Some sort of carbon-fiber thing?
>>70536320
He's already gone batshit on the expenses if he intends to go through with his plan.
>>70531361
That whore looks like some twink I sometimes call to suck on my balls. About the same frame and haircut as her minus the teets.
I would not be another one of her cuckstomers, gross.
https://youtu.be/oOLvBXYhGXE
>>70536355
Gold and only gold.
You have three kinds of gold to pick from, white gold (higher silver content), rose gold (higher copper content), or yellow gold (higher gold content).
Mankind has always valued gold as precious metal. You celebrate your ancestors and the human struggle by selecting gold as your wedding band material. Don't fall for reddit rings and meme material sciences.
Why are Americans so cucked and degenerate?
why is posting about this a banworthy offense on /v/?
>>70534120
>the same people who took us to the moon
You mean von Braun?, the german scientist?
>>70534120
You mean German scientists from operation paperclips?
why is this thread not bumping? it stays on pg 10.
>>70536827
Jew gold still believing the gold meme >current year
