ITT: act like it is 1510
Archbishop Pavel, im English Monarchy
This new way of doing justice with "evidence" and "wittnesses" that the muslim spain used to do is pretty rad, we should start following this "sharia" way in our courts as well instead of trial by ordeal.
Using evidence and wittnesses to decide if someone is guilty or not makes more sense than tying a rock to someone's neck and see if they float if we throw them in a river.
Sure is kinda nice not being all dead and shit. Surely this will last
>>70531806
wish the white man would make more shitting streets
>>70531469
You seem to be a lad of gargantuan proportions
ooga booga
fuck the danish
Say no more
>>70532013
is that an iphone?
>>70531806
got any spare seeds my tribe can trade?
we have some dye
>be tribeman in Central America
>be proud hunter, best in while village
>out hunting one day and look to the great sea
>see floating city coming over the horizon
>ohhshit.stick
>run to tell others of great city
>think I am absolutely retarded
>pale people come from the city and greet us with a strange language
>give use shiny beads for something called territory
>we keep living as normal
>some don't like new people and goto attack them
>magic men point fire sticks at people and they die
>realize they use magic and gtfo
Months later we learned what they meant by "territory"
>Fuck Castille
>Fuck the moors
>Fuck France, too.
>What is a German?
>>70531327
>1510 Anno Domini
>Having hebrews in the land of your forefathers
ISHYGDDT
Have you all seen the Sistine chapel yet? Just opened to the public. Very beautiful art. Surely art will only improve and serve as the greatest accomplishment of man.
>>70533024
you did a shit job at it, LOOK AT THIS ISLAND ;-;
>>70531469
>>70531900
This Henry VII seems like he will be a sound and just ruler, he and catherine of aragon will reign on forever.
>>70531327
>>70531900
This Henry VIII seems like he will be a sound and just ruler, he and catherine of aragon will reign on forever.
>>70533552
Puerto Rico is not the land of my forefathers ;^)
>>70533024
Forsoth!!!!!
>>70531900
For thou
>>70531880
POO
IN
LOO
>>70533024
Dutch genocide best day
I got elected to be sacrificed to the moon godess AGAIN!
This gonna be a rough week, I need to chew on some coca leaves.
>>70533024
i live in st auggie, thank you based spain
>>70534138
was having a renaissance part of your plan all along?
>>70531900
For thou...
>>70534268
I can get a couple of buddies and help you to get rid of sacrifices for a small price...
Get on my level you irrelevant shits
Germans lol, they can't even win wars
>>70531327
Hey fellas, just done signing up to a conquest on the New World, some shitty islands or something. Can't wait to get a brown qt wife, /pol/, wish me luck.
WHERE DE TRIBAL WIMIN @
>>70531513
Ahmed detected
>>70534755
>>70531327
REEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING TURKS
GET OUT FROM MY CONTINENT
>>70531327
>1510
>Tfw the Renaissance still not reached your kingdom
BEST CENTURY OF MY LIFE
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE
>>70535082
that's a timeless one.
>>70535412
>1510
>Being a filthy heretic
Protestantism is a fad, you'll see how quickly it will fizzle out.
>>70535977
>Submitting yourself to the power of Rome espousing Jesus' original sentiment
I want Papists to leave
>>70536126
>submitting to Rome
>not sacking it and make them submit to you instead
Charles I is going to be so fucking based, just wait
'Oy! My bloody blasted knickers reak of rotten fish!
>>70531327
I just shit in a bucket and tossed it into the street.
Makamo tipinawakan pampa titlajtoaj tomasewaltlajtol. Tomasewaltlajtol semi ipati. Kemej nochi masewalmej yayoksa, nochi tlajtoli yayoksa noijki. Tlajtoli kipiya chikawalistli. Tla nitlajtoa se tlajtoli, kwali, tla nitlajtoa miyak kachi kwali. Tonantlajtol kemej toyoltlajtol.
"I warn thyself Hebrew,dont dare provoke my wrath"
OOGA BOOGA WERE DEM KANGARUUS AT
>>70534213
Still mad?
>>70536681
Top Fuckin Kek
Nice one Pablo
>>70531327
I hate those fucking Austrian Habsburgs ruling over us. They tax us way too much. We should start a revolt...
I hear this Luther chap has some good ideas.
Cardinal Grand Inquisitor reporting in from Toledo. We've got over a hundred evil heretics and jews to burn at the stake tonight, ad majoram gloriam dei. Gates open at 7, auto-da-fé starts at 9.
Fuck the danish
wow found a photo of myself from 16th century
>>70534213
You are about a century early there, Yank.
Hello, completely White brethren! It's a wonderful day in Castile! How are you all doing?
>>70531327
Look at all these conspiracy fags that think the world is round.
>>70535977
>>70536126
>>70536230
>1510
>armada in 1588
>dutch revolt in 1582
You're both at least 7 decades early.
HRE GO HOME!
We are the kings and queens.
>>70536681
Yeh I don't know what the fuck are you saying but you better hand those brown women and submit to christendom or else.
Maximilian I, by the grace of God elected Holy Roman Emperor, forever August, King of Germany, of Hungary, Dalmatia, Croatia, etc. Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Limburg, Luxembourg, Gelderland, Landgrave of Alsace, Prince of Swabia, Count Palatine of Burgundy, Princely Count of Habsburg, Hainaut, Flanders, Tyrol, Gorizia, Artois, Holland, Seeland, Ferrette, Kyburg, Namur, Zutphen, Margrave of the Holy Roman Empire, the Enns, Burgau, Lord of Frisia, the Wendish March, Pordenone, Salins, Mechelen, etc. etc is NOT MY EMPEROR
Oh boy, to which ruthless dictator will I whore out my fighting prowess this time? Might even be the pope!
>>>70535977
>>>70536126
>>>70536230
>>70537701
>You're both at least 7 decades early.
Haha, hoist by their own petards
>>70537958
I predict working exclusively for the pope is going to end badly for you guys.
>>70537851
Inpan yoteotlaquiac, ¿Tleica ammo huizte?
>>70538278
Hush, go back to the windmills
>>70533827
Yes, he seems to be a well rounded ruler.
>>70538305
It's like it's trying to talk, but has a foot instead of a tongue. Okay, listen me out , pal. WHERE. ARE. YOUR. WIFE. AND. YOUR. DAUGHTERS? We conquistadores have some needs.
>>70538589
Yeah, alright boss. We'll pay taxes.
>for now
>>70536783
GIB SILVER
>>70532134
kek
he up on that hill trying to get signal.
>>70538729
Quema, ximopanolti
>>70531900
for sooth
>>70535977
fun fact
all three of the Ottoman admirals at Lepanto were white Europeans, two from the Balkans, one from Italy
>visiting Venice on trade expedition
>from northlands
>see new artstyle that is super realistic
>baffled at the beauty
>notice large amount of realistic tits in statues and paintings
>holy shit this is better than those crappy drawings we have back home
>we need this in my kingdom
>mfw the spread of art was because of realistic looking titties
SWISS MERCENARIES BEST MERCENARIES
FUCK HABSBURG
It is I, Mozart
So I found this pretty cool new place for Spain that I'm gonna call Florida
Maybe the fountain of youth is here?
Get in the horsewagon, peasants, we're bullying Pope Julius II.
>>70531880
We did, our Aryan ancestors. Until you pood in our eastern cousins genepool
>>70531327
B-but, Botero painted that in the '80s.
