I'll just leave this here...
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jvchamary/2016/03/31/black-superman/#202c0e2c2f52
>>70528851
Actually... a black superman would be weaker since he wouldn't be taking in as much energy... Also... you know... he's a fucking alien and stuff.
>>70528851
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/jvchamary/2016/03/31/black-superman/#202c0e2c2f52
>implying jews would give a fuck
There's already black supes in earth 2 and Blue Marvel in Marvel
>Comic book fiction
>Science
>>70528851
WE WUZ KINGZ
WE WUZ MANS OF STEEL
>>70528851
>forbes keeps you from viewing if you have adblock on
there's one less site to visit.
Also this >>70529021
>>70528851
aaand according to science he shouldn't exist at all.
>>70529598
Same. I always click it forgetting I can't view it.
>>70529021
>Actually... a black superman would be weaker since he wouldn't be taking in as much energy...
Funny...I thought black skin absorbed more sunlight...
>>70530835
It also dissipates energy faster
>>70528851
I want to get off this ride.
>>70528851
>website won't let me read the article unless I disable AdBlock.
Welp! Too bad.
>>70531000
Almost
>>70529021
>>70529598
>>70530835
Only if it's the UV light that gives him the powers, and we don't know if it's the UV light or something else.
>>70528851
only wite can absorb that much sun
and contain a full spectrum
WE WUZ SUPERMAN N SUPERSHEIT
I'm confused, is cultural appropriation good or bad?
Oh yeah and Earth 2 had a black Kryptonian, and there was one dimensions where Superman was Black while also being the president of the USA.
>>70528851
> article makes it sound like it's going to report on scientific journal
> some shitskin advocating for black superman because "plants ain't white" and superman uses the sun like a plant.
> actually uses the "race is a social construct" argument
Under this POS's logic a white actor in black face would be okay in lieu of a nigger superman or maybe even a green skinned superman (ayyy)
>>70528851
>please disable adblock
>>70528851
You got a black Superman. He is lazy, ignorant alcoholic who loses his powers to white pussy.
>Seriously who wrote that shit??
>>70531944
>Superman as president
Sounds stupid
>>70528851
AYOOO
>>70528851
Superman is meant to stop crime, not cause it.
>>70528851
>inb4 a new BLACKED vid of some BBC in a superman costume plugging Louis.
RACIST Trump supporter threatens to bitch slap Kanye West.
https://youtu.be/yWUdQnNAy0Y
Implying a planet inhabited only by blacks could invent space travel let alone 2 story buildings that aren't made out of mud
top zoz
>>70532307
If you know anything about Grant Morrison then you should know that's one of the tamest ideas he has ever had.
>>70528851
Superman has super powers because his entire planet was populated by whites :^)
"We noticed you have adblocker on"
Sigh, now I'm going to have to look at it on a computer
Don't have any anti-adblocker scripts on android
Fuck forbes
>>70530835
You would be wrong.
Melanin has a different frequency span and as such, lighter colors actually absorb more energy to produce Vitamin D.
Think about it:
If you live in a desert at the equator, you get sunlight all year round, all day.
If you live in Europe, where its cold and cloudy half the year or more, you need to absorb as much sunlight as you can.
>>70528851
But i thought he's a Jew
>>70531976
If race is just a social constuct, and therefore is irrelevant; why does it matter if he's white?
>>70532316
you gave me a good laugh
>>70529116
this desu.
Well if he is supposed to look like a fucking alien so yeah, a black Supes would be plausible.
>>70530835
They do. They need to be under the sun a lot longer.
Vi var supermen och skit.
>>70528851
haha look and laugh, that dweeb wrote a whole book about that type of shit
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jvchamary/superpowers-the-real-science-of-superheroes-0/description
>>70529598
>>70531228
Greasemonkey with Anti-Adblock Killer by Reek
>>70528851
Superman is pretty gay so that makes sense.
"...but ‘race’ has little meaning in biology – it’s a social concept that describes recent ancestry."
Krypton's atmosphere is an unknown. This entire article is garbage.
>>70532547
The character was created as a jew power fantasy. So I'll let you draw your own conclusions
>>70532896
And now he is an American Symbol, leave it to the Jews to creature culture.
>>70528851
lol Forbes blocks you if you use an adblock
nope
>>70532307
As stupid as the time he became the Pope?
>>70528851
Anyone have some sort of archive link?
>>70533279
Image
ok
i shattered this.
if krypton had a weak old sun with low light then kryptos would have very light skin and be very pale.
he would actually look like a lab rat.
>>70533377
>>70531000
c'mon who is this guy? I know hes photoshopped as giga nigga but who is the original bodybuilder?
>>70528851
>can't read with adblock on
Oh okay cool.
>op posting a click-bait to make some ad-money but everyone here use ad-block
>>70528851
Niggas and science...
>>70532567
Why does it matter (as the author insists) that superman be black? Race is a social construct after all.
>>70528851
There are black Kryptonias that all live on their own continent.
>>70533735
Thats one tall nigger.
>>70530835
then why do blacks in northern countries suffer from vitamin D deficiency?
checkmate
>>70528851
Superman is a jew, it was always a metaphor for jewish supremacy.
>>70528851
>Faster than a speeding bullet
>Able to snatch a purse in under a second
>Able to break out of any prison
>IT'S NIGGER MAN FROM EARTH 2
>"We president now"
Superman tier
Superman
High Tier
Hispanicman - Gods and monsters
Shit Tier
Africanman - Earth 2
>>70528851
>>70533735
Nigga's head is 2 ft tall lmao.
>>70528851
That niggas biology lets him fly and shoot lasers out of his cunting eyes. What does this twat know of Kryptonian biology?
>>70532348
already happening on tv with supergirl
He would actually be white because White People have the better ability to absorb UV from the sun.
Black people's skin was designed to reflect it.
>>70528851
>muh scyuhnce
Fucking nignogs. There's no reason to change a superhero's race except to pander. Even the writer seems to know that.
>applying real world science to comic book fiction
>>70536671
canceled
>>70531155
>>70528851
KRYPTON IS WHITE
>>70528851
WE WUZ KRYPTON N SHEEIT
>>70532307
In an alternate universe, Superman is Obama and Lex Luther is a white supremacist. All the heroes are black and all the villains are white. Pic related.
This is also coming from the same guy that brought you racemixing Wonderwoman
If only Grant Morrison stuck to writing hyper-crisis shit instead of his dumb political views. Either way /co/mblr eats that shit up.
Also check this 52.