>go to party with a group of friends
>1st place we go to is empty as fuck
>half the group splits and heads to another place, me included
>second place is packed
>having a good time until we go to the dance floor
>start dancing
>don't even know how to dance
>my ass gets grabbed like 3 times over the course of the night
>dude approaches me and starts talking to me
>I tell him to fuck off if he's gay
>tells me he's straight
>tells me I look and dance like a homo
>"straight guy" tells me he wants to fuck me because I'm hot
>never even had a gay though in my mind in my whole life
>mfw
Should I have brought him to my place and gassed him, /pol/?
isnt homosexuality part of your culture m8?
you sound like a real stiff aye
Even the straight guys butt fuck each other...
>#Swedishproblems
>>70511602
>reads post
>contemplates a response
>notice flag
SWEDEN YES
>>70511602
Life's too short not a take a couple cocks in the butt Sven
>>70511602
SWEDEN YES.
>>70511602
>"straight guy" tells me he wants to fuck me because I'm hot
>wants to fuck other guys
>straight
What happened with my generation
you wouldn't want to be homophobic would you Sven?
Dont people get beate for that in sweden? God im glad i was born on this side of the baltic sea
>>70511602
what the fuck? are you sure you didnt went to some gay club you fucking beta faggot
>>70511818
>what happened with Sweden*
>>70511602
Most swede males are faggots anyway, you would fit right in. go on, open your ass and embace your new culture!
>>70511602
> Straight man saying he wants buttsex
Go home Mohammed
>>70511602
If he was black and/or an immigrant and you didn't offer your ass to him then you just broke Swedish law my friend
>>70511602
You're a fucking disgrace. What the fuck is wrong with you Swedish homos? Your country is screwed and soon you'll be assfucked by an Arab. Have fun in Swedestan, loser
>>70511602
SWEDEN NO!
What the fuck, you're supposed to be all tolerant and accepting. Now let the man stick his penis in your ass, or I'll contact the Swedish authorities and report your homophobia.
>>70511818
>>70511909
See image.
>>70511602
Participating in normie culture is degenerate.
>>70511602
You should have just fucking let it happen
You idiot goyim are ruining everything
>>70511602
>tells me I look and dance like a homo
>>70512116
>mfw hope
>>70511602
>that post
>that flag
>>70511602
Next time bend over and let it happen to embrace multiculturalism like the good Swedish boy you're.
Sweden and Swedes are a fucking disgrace to Scandinavia
>>70511602
Wow, great thread, friend.
>>70511602
>tells me I look and dance like a homo
You know the problem. Fix it.
>>70511602
>I look and dance like a homo
>>70511821
Worst part is I'm not even Swedish, just here for studying (not a Mohammed).
I want off this ride
>>70511602
I've been hit on by guys quite a few times but I brush it off easily and jokingly. I just take it as a compliment.
Never had my ass grabbed though, this would be seriously over the line.
Also, which club did you guys go to?
>>70511602
you are disgrase to great nation of sweden
Homosexuality is a mental disorder. Better get /fit and beat his teeth out of his gay mouth next time
>>70511602
See, when I talk to a Swede and the very first thing he does is sperg out and scream "FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE GAY" I automatically assume he's a gay.
>>70511710
That defeats the purpose of being straight. Having <b>sex</b> with someone of the same gender is, by definition, homosexual.
>>70511602
>not letting him give you a blowjob in the toilet
>not having a crazy fun story to tell
>being this scared of exploring your sexuality in 2016
>being a cis-gendered bigoted white male
you are literally hitler for not sucking that guys penis and letting him bum you behind the party building.
>>70511710
Kek
