what's the /pol/ approved method of suicide?
>>70511582
Visit US Highschool
Visit any Gangarea
>>70511582
Death by cock.
>>70511582
self-immolation in a really public area
die while assassinating members of the illuminati
>>70511582
Suicide by cop>>70511642
>>70511582
Dying in upcoming race war.
>>70511582
>suicide
>/pol/ approved
>>70511746
Most of us are depressed and/or suicidal guys who don't want to live past 50
>>70511582
Suicide by cop.
This.
Ripped apart by dogs
Death in battle.
That means becoming a soldier, or if you're a lazy git suicide by cop
>>70511582
Kicking a grizzly bear in the testicles.
>>70511582
Suicide bombing a mosque.
> let's see how they like it
>>70511837
Lack of pussy? That can do that to a man.
>>70511582
Show cops in Saudi Arabia your trap folder
>>70511582
buckshot mouthwash
>>70512303
even in death, aussies are the worlds greatest shitposters
Hanging yourself with a novelty sized gummy worm.
>>70511582
Enlist and die while fighting Muslims in the Middle East. A hero's death similar to that Russian Rambo that died when directing an airstrike towards himself when he was surrounded in Palmyra
Why do you want to kill yourself? If you've dishonored yourself or your family/friends, then I'll understand, but if you're a vagina and want to kill yourself because you're depressed, then you should fucking kill yourself, faggot.
>>70511582
Live as a productive member of society until you die by a natural cause
the Dylann Roof extravaganza
honorable mentions:
- autoerotic asphyxiation
Injecting 7 pints of battery acid into the bloodstream
>>70511582
Carbom monoxide death
>>70511582
The only honourable death is death in battle.
>>70511837
Hi CIA
>>70512792
Give us a fucking war then.
There is no /pol/ approved method of suicide because /pol/ didn't raise a coward.
>>70512355
Nope, just sick and tired of shit. That's why I'm slowly killing myself with lots of cigs and alcohol. One step at a time.
>>70512848
Not the CIA. There was a thread just the other day (thursday, I believe) that confirmed my claim
>>70513135
>needing someone else to declare war for you
>>70511582
>what's the /pol/ approved method of suicide?
living in Europe
>>70513543
>living in western Europe
ftfy
>>70511582
Publicly speak about your political views to Bernie supporters.
