The Boston Globe have mocked up a fake front page in the world of a Donald Trump presidency.
Featuring:
Deportations, riots, sinking markets; white house orders to kill ISIS family relatives; problems for the wall; annoying the Chinese; and "eviscerating the first amendment".
Classic liberals.
>We're losing on the facts!
>Let's just make something up. It worked in The China Syndrome!
>They're 100% just making shit up at this point
They don't even have the faintest argument left
You can tell from the column about libel laws that they're scared shitless.
Lügenpresse in action, my friends.
>>70507646
These are all straight from the the things Donald had said he would do. If you support the guy, your choice, but don't backtrack when people discuss the actual consequences of what he says his policies would Elbe if he were president. Luckily enough, 90% of the crazy things he has said to rile up his retarded conservative hick fan base, and to entertain his edgy meme-chan /pol/ fan base, will never happen, even if he is elected.
liberals are so cucked they think deporting illegals is bad
>>70508571
>the actual consequences
>>70508571
>400 billions for deporting illegals
Tell me how this is anywhere near realistic.
>>70507646
>the jews fearing trumps new libel laws and finally being able to stop the jewish medias lies and america can finally become red pilled again
feels good man
>>70507646
Riots are already happening. The wall will take time to get started but is an easy goddamn project. Chinese will love trump. And the first ammendment will be healthier than it has been in years.
Fuck the press.
>>70508773
Even if it were we'd make that money back in no time from all the saving we'll do once they're gone.
>>70508708
Your right. This article is unrealistic. There's no way that US soldiers would miss out on an opportunity to kill the families of radicals.
>>70508887
>Your
>implying any SF group, Army or otherwise, would be opposed to making bodies out of anyone related to, or found in an isis compound
>>70507646
>Boston Globe
>Relevant
Dying newspaper throwing a bitch fit for buyers.
>>70507646
That Chinese dog joke was hilarious though. I am seriously not enough of a loser to read all of that.
>>70507646
Too bad they forgot the liable laws =^)
>>70507646
>refuses to kill isis families
>implying half of our military isnt full of people who signed up to crusade the Muds
it's a win for donald
theres zero chance this stunt actually convinces a trump supporter to switch sides
there is a small chance it will redpill someone on the fence by making them ask why the media hates him so much
it justifies trump's claim that he is fighting against the MSM and establishment
and finally, the Boston Globe is forever tarnished by making their front page the equivalent of The Onion
>>70508941
The military will be so happy under trump. After 8 years of that restrictive faggot prez they'll be giddy to do some real military work.
>>70507646
>Strawman: the newspaper
Just lie my shit up, pham
Aside from the troops being faggy, looks like some good news desu.
>>70508791
This is a big redpill to explain away the lies with. Anyone will understand when you explain that the lying media are going to do whatever it takes to brung him down.
May kek bless our Lord
>>70508571
They mocked up baseless worse case scenarios faggot.
MSM will do nothing short of killing Trump to sway the public.
>Border wall halted when mexico refuses to pay
These fucking faggots think Trump want's Mexico to literally cut us a check.
Retards. All he has said is he wants to reduce the trade deficit with mexico by at least 10 billion dollars. How do they not understand this?
Thank god that Murdoch and the Kochs will have Trump removed long before November
>>70509456
Dont forget foreign aid money we send them. Thats going to the wall
>>70509456
>Oh we owe you money?
>well now we owe you ten billion less.
>Suck our cocks
>>70509635
Is that how you think trade deficits work?
What grade are you in?
>>70509741
Im not wrong faggot. This is how it goes down. Why do you think the mexican prez was so mad?
>>70508920
I'm on a fone lying in bed u dagger
Amazing, I had read what a cesspool corners of this site were, but to actually visit is like peeking into 1930's Munchen. Thanks for trashing any illusions that there is hope for mankind.
>>70509850
Because he was butthurt. He already accepted that the wall is coming.
>>70509850
Trade deficits aren't debt you mongoloid, and even debt doesn't work like you're describing.
>>70507646
why do they keep trying to stump the trump
this shit happens daily now and still nothing has happened to him
>>70507975
>Let's just make something up
Are you implying Trump WON'T deport the illegals and that there WON'T be riots?
>>70510166
>Anything in trade
>Not debt
Whatareyoudoingnigger.jpg
>>70510361
>>70510385
>>70510385
Oh I see, you're a retard. My condolences to your family.
>>70510529
>He doesnt understand that all currency and trade comes down to debt.
Laughingirls.html
>>70510361
what makes you think either of those things are bad?
>>70510681
What makes you think either of those things are fabricated?
>>70510741
the impression that they are horrible things that must be avoided is fabricated
The media is just tripping over themselves trying to convince people Trump is a fascist when all its doing is reinforcing the opinions that the regressive left already holds while showing moderate people how fucking insane they are. This will only help Trump.
>>70510859
>muh tone argument
As long as we're agreed that it's the reality of the Trump administration, we're good.
>>70508571
All a fight worth fighting. An ok price to pay for a worthy cause.
Maybe Trump will pay a national defense force to help clean shit up too.
Sounds good desu senpai
>>70507646
>megan on the white-house blacklist.
>the scent of teargas
>unites sunnis and shias
(laughed out loud at this point)
>"Absolute scum! Scum! Scum! Totally dishonest people" president Trump said in a ceremony on capital hill, with Hulk Hogan
>... After insulting Chinas first lady
Bwaaaahahahaha
They're getting desperate now boys.
>>70507646
What is that article about the Nobel prize, can someone explain what they're saying? If they're anti-Trump yet suggest that he might get nominated for Nobel, are they saying that the Nobels are meaningless and that all the worst people get them? Or do they genuinely believe that Trump's got the ability to have a positive effect on the shi'ite/sunni conflict, but somehow that's still a negative thing?
>>70511427
My guess is that they're trying to say tongue in cheek "trump is so bad even sunnis and shias unite against him lololo stumped btfo"
Probably won't need a full wall, once the groundbreaking starts it should be enough motivation for the illegals here to run back. that and we will need to enforce the existing laws that go after employers that are hiring them too.
>>70510361
There are riots over Michael Jordans, the US will manage
>>70509121
>the Boston Globe is forever tarnished by making their front page the equivalent of The Onion
It's over for the Boston Globe. From today, I'm an OnionKnight
