How come this isn't a warzone?
>>70506249
>direct war between nuclear countries
Also there's literally nothing there.
>>70506249
Because the Cold War was set up to squeeze Europe into submission, not to destroy either Russia or America
It's too cold.
>>70506249
Unfortunately, our relations with America are far from perfect, so we still cannot get our shit together and smash goddamn Canada.
Just you wait though.
>>70506249
Because there is no war.
In fallout it is, actually
No one lives there.
>>70506351
What the fuck
>>70506249
Because we are not at war with USA, obviously.
Because it's a kiss zone.
>>70506249
Very few people live in Siberia or Alaska and the infrastructure to move massive armies there is impractical and retarded because we aren't at war. When Trump gets elected I will gladly accept our new Russian allies.
>>70506351
cultural appropriation
Because Russia hasn't done anything to us to warrant a war. In fact, I'd rather we be close allies instead of being allied with you European cucks.
>>70506249
because the current meme is economic pyramid scheme fighting
>>70507025
We don't want to be your ally. Because every fucking time when american say "ally" he really mean "bottom bitch"
>>70506249
>Because
Those regions should be one country.
>>70506249
Nobody lives up there retard.
>>70507181
Don't you have an ass to freeze?
>>70506351
First post worst post
>>70506493
You gotta smash the source. We do a big one on china, then Canada is no longer a problem.
>>70506493
I've never cared to be allies until I read that.
>>70507181
Oh come on, pidoras, you can be a power bottom!
The big question is how come they failed to discover and colonise America first. They only settled forAlaska eventually and sold it for shit.
>>70506249
because Whites aren't (or shouldn't) be enemies. We are blood brothers and need to form friendships that will stand the Tests of Time.
>>70507309
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
how come this isn't a total warzone - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>70506371
oil, a lot of oil
>>70506351
>>70506351
What does your elbow have to do with fuck-anything?
>>70506493
the anglosphere will fuck your russian shit up and then we'll win the gold medal again
>>70507387
The chinks did through that route thousands of years ago.
Slavs are not native to that part of the world and until fairly recently there was very little over there.
>>70507489
You're free to have all the medals on Cuckold Olympics you want
>>70507455
Why fight a nuclear state for their oil when you can just get it elsewhere? (Like the Middle-East)
>>70506249
Nobody lives on that side of Russia. Literally three or four people.
>>70507604
wasn't suggesting that, just saying Alaska has resources. I wish we could drill into that big icicle and not have to depend on the Middle East as much, but it would affect the polar bears apparently
>>70507387
Settling Alaska happened much later than Columbus, and in fact Slavs appeared there later than actual US was created. We also tried to colonise California, but logistics was shit, and Alaska seemed largely useless, we didn't know about oil deposits
Because we're bros deep inside our souls. Waiting for Trump making our friendship open and beautiful.
Make the World Great Again!
>>70506351
son of australia making daddy proud
>>70507690
Yeah, why fuck up your own environment when you can fuck up someone else's. Plus, when the Middle-East inevitably passes peak oil, you've got your own reserves that no one else has access to
>>70506493
>smash goddamn Canada
I love Russia now
>>70507789
sounds pretty good, yeah I guess that's what the plan is
>>70507489
Aren't you french? froggy
>>70506249
because the us bought the land, and if russia where to try to re take it, we would get all capitalist on them. there are many army bases in ak, and the local population wouldnt enjoy a invasion either, they all have guns.
>>70506249
It is, Siberians fight bears and man eating tigers while Alaskans fight bears, moose and wolves.
>>70507711
>Actually believe that new US president will change russia-us foreigh policy
Nigga, come on...
>>70507181
>every fucking time when american say "ally" he really mean "bottom bitch"
That's because our "allies" are usually shit tier South American countries and cucked Eurofags. Not you Russia. We would be brother and sister.
Just kidding you fucking snow niggers.
>>70507230
Explain pls
last time i read the news the soviets (you will always be commie fucks to me you scum) can barely keep control on their own internal regions, and never have.
>>70507966
It's time to blanda up!
let it happen
>>70507545
Thousands of years ago the sea level was lower and Asia and North America were not divided by ocean. Look at a satellite/elevation map of the continental shelves.
>>70508390
"no"
>>70508390
What's this supposed to be?
>>70508530
remove them faget
enjoy your tourists from Brest, France
>>70508725
a railroad or something
>>70508725
trans-continental super highway
>>70507711
Do you believe that? America will just fuck you up on your back if you give them a chance. Better get real allies so that you can resist the fat headed fucks and their jewish masters.
America is your biggest enemy.
>>70508140
The arctic is a gateway over the pacific.
Anybody who starts a war there would be fucked economically
This is the only way north korea could actually pose a threat (don't tell them that though)
>>70508872
why is Romania always butthurt about the United States
>>70508840
>Brittany to Tierra del Fuego in 2 hours
>>70508872
Dat gypsy is godsamn right. Every fucking time USA backstabing us when there's a chance.
>>70506249
Alaska belongs to Russia , half their state is run by covert spies .
>>70506249
I live in Fairbanks. The number of military bases here in the interior is crazy. Even bases that supposedly are dismantled or don't exist are rather active. The US has larger military defense here than several times the size of most country.
Because it was sold to the us and Russia is top tier gent so they honor their trade agreement.
>>70506249
Because if those dirty commies ever touched American soil, we'd turn them into radioactive dust.
>>70509101
THIS, alaska is great for recruitment, there are simply too many americans living there to have it be a warzone now.
>>70509049
Kashmir belongs to Pakistan, half their state is run by covert spies
>>70506351
You've been shitposting first posts so fucking hard for hours. how do you do it?
It's too cold to make war there, it's best to just cuddle under the blankets near the fireplace
>>70509209
>MUH CARRIER
Google about K-10 and USS Enterprise.
>>70509209
You have more actual commies in position of power at the monent
>>70506249
Why would the Russia-Canadian border be a warzone?
>>70506249
Just wait until the global warming kicks up and the North pole begins to melt. There is already submarine shenanigans going on up there
>>70506351
Its like a retarded kiwi aussie
>>70509367
You can't attack them directly. Not because they're better, but they have more puppets to stick up for them. However, if chinks crash them economically, your chances grow exponentially.
>>70506249
There's sea between them. We own that and keep the peace.
>>70509255
The Riverlands belong to the Lannisters, half their state is run by covert spies.
>>70509367
I'm not saying I want to, Vlad. I hope Trump wins and we actually become close allies as we should. I'm just saying, if you ever directly touched American soil, we'd rekk your shit and it isn't within our interests to directly attack you either.
>>70509477
Not yet. If barney or shillary win, then yeah, the Iron Curtain will come down, but in the opposite direction.
>>70509630
You dumb gyppo, the puppets ARE us. That's why they're puppets. And the chinks will crash Russia far before they crash us.
>>70509673
The Falklands belong to Argentina, half their state is covert spies.
>>70509101
Southeast fag here. The islands around here are full of bunkers from WW2. A lot of the military presence here is hidden because they don't want the general population to know which islands have hidden anti air turrets.
Of course the question you have to ask yourself is why would anyone want to invade the most well armed place on earth with a very spread out population?
>>70510162
Texas belongs to Mexico, half their state is run by covert spies.
>>70506249
It's irrelevant on both sides
>>70510273
The Death Star belongs to the Rebels, half their administration is run by Bothans.
>>70506249
Some Russian political figures, Vladimir Zhirinovsky in particular, have expressed opinions that say Alaska was sold illegally, and wish to take it back. Other Eurasians have expressed similar views, but zhirinovsky is the loudest one.
>>70510620
Earth belongs to Mars, half of our planet are covert spies.
>>70506249
That, and Putin has been stationing a lot of Arctic troops around Russia's far east. The US has responded by bringing up Apaches to Wainwright Army base and just recently moved some F35s to Eleison AFB. It's becoming another cold war almost.
>>70506610
you just got out-shitposted leafbro
>>70506249
Why Russia doesn't conquer Alaska back? They sold it too cheap/it was part of Russian Empire back then, like Crimea, you know.
>>70506493
Now we're talking
