>be me, as a kid
>always dreamed of becoming a soldier
>loved anything to do with the military, plastic green army guys to remembrance parades and memorials, war movies and games
>not just a cawadooty pew pew I want a gun type
>loved the idea of giving everything you have to protect your family and your nation
>saw veterans as the bravest people on earth, always wanted to thank them somehow
>always wanted to be a soldier, even just a grunt
>even if I got killed, I could die with honor on the battlefield, defending my family and all that is good and free
>now, old enough to enlist
>le weed man is elected
>"if we kill our enemies they win"
>because it's [current year]
>feminist military policies being enacted (soldiers being made to march in heels, what the fuck)
>Canadian military bases being used to house rapefugees, mosques being built with my tax money on OUR MILITARY BASES
>diversity quotas on the horizon
>if we ever see combat, it'll only be in defense of Israel's interests
Sorry, kiddo.
My dream is dead.
The Canadian Military never really did fuck all anyway.
>>70502222
fpbp
Also checked
>>70502004
Fugg I know that feel bro.
In my case my also mother wailed like a shrieking banshee every time I mentioned the idea of joining the army.
>>70502222
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9o_Major
frenchies did
>>70502222
Understand I grew up on stories about liberating the Nederlands, storming Juno Beach, and fighting up Vimy ridge. Now Canadian soldiers are being put into motels so Syrians can sleep in their bases.
>>70502422
"Syrians"
>>70502222
Untrue. In WW1 and WW2 they did some cool shit. To OP, if you're really that deadset on it join the Canadian SEALs (LEAFs?) or something. Won't have to wear no heels.
>>70502004
Navy bro here, its not all that bad plus only new people live on bases and it sucks shit much rather be moved into a motel. plus its one of the only stable job left in canada.
>>70502004
Consider joining the military of an uncucked nation like the USA or Russia. Canada is a meme country with no observable ethnic, cultural, or religious identity so you have literally no obligation to remain a citizen.
are Canadian soldiers really being made to march in heels?
>>70502222
>mfw Canadian Military never really did fuck all
>>70502959
>Joining Russian military.
>>70502378
Dog bless
>>70503275
Tell me what position Russia is on pic related and then tell me what Lithuania's position is on pic related.
>>70503396
>what Lithuania's position is on pic related
They don't have a position on your pic because there is only countries on your pic
And Cucktuania is not a country
>>70503634
Never forget, cousin.
>>70503275
Just saying, that flag is of the LPR. Aka East Ukraine.
>>70503275
That is a irregular pro-DNR volunteer unit, dipshit. Pic is how real Russian army compared to other post soviet meme country armies looks.
>>70502784
Canadian special forces only saw minimal action in the last few decades, the entire military has pretty much been cut out and relegated to guarding embassies and bases and distributing supplies to civilians
