no roman /pol/ thread?
OKAY
MEANVILE
ON ROMAN /POL/...
ALL CITIZENS
BE AWARE THAT THE VASSAL
PRINCE HEROD TETRARCH OF GALILEE
HAS COME TO THE CITY
BY ORDER OF THE TRIVMVIRATE
ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD
SHALL BE KEPT AT AN APPROPRIATE MINIMVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3f6skfCMwU&nohtml5=False
>>70498296
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
>>70498296
Herod is a Bedouin, not a Hebrew, though. I have doubts about the competency of this "triumvirate."
>>70499821
me too citizen, how long until another war breaks out? also, they've been forcing italians off their ancestral land to give it to a bunch of legionaries. and what was the deal with those proscriptions?
>>70498296
Get the fucking Baron Harkonnen out of Rome before he corrupts the Senate!
Season 3 when?
I need a new slave boy.
Mine died mysteriously after trying to put my dick in his butt.
Also will someone pee in my mouth so I can clean my teeth?
I keep hitting myself on the eye.
>>70500604
>Season 3 about the reign of Augustus, Agrippa marries his daughter, Livia, Tiberius, Germanicus
by the emperor it would be so good. they fucked up with season 2 though, that period could have been stretched out so much longer. no sextus pompey? 2 episodes in egypt? wtf was that.
>>70498296
NO ACTORS OR PROSTITUTES MAY ATTEND
>>70500811
I fucking loved Marc Antony in that shit. I'd kill to see up to Nero or Marcus Aurelius. Fuck, even Caligula.
>>70501104
>Caligula on HBO
so many tits, so many murders, so much incest.
i can't believe this isn't a thing already.
its like real life lannisters but in Rome.
>>70501251
Have you seen the Caligula 1979 movie? That was a ride. I'd love an HBO version. Fuck GoT.
>>70501485
yeah, it had the guy from clockwork orange eh? great fucking movie. tiberius and his minnows was the best part.
>>70501666
Any idea what that device was that was a moving wall with the spiining blades that chopped off the heads of the dug people?
>>70501666
And yeah, Caligula dancing in front of them is one of my favorite scenes for some reason.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tkTpXPv.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME
>>70501941
top kek. i think it was called the "wall of death"
>>70498296
FYI dude, while autism can't be cured, it can be managed. See a doctor and discuss your options
>>70502195
>not liking roman /pol/
get a load of this newfag.
get the fuck out of here you election year twat.
i will have you thrown off the Taripian rock if you speak to your consul like that again.
Mithras is love
Mithras is life
What are some essential readings besides Meditations?
>>70502675
The Gallic Wars- Caesar
The Histories- Polybius
Parallel Lives- Plutarch
Lives of the Twelve Caesars- Seutonius
On Friendship- Cicero
for starters.
>tfw no qt Bactrian gf to stick my pilum into
Who else /riding the Hadrian train/ this election?
He's the only Emperor who will actually build a wall, and he's going to make the Gauls pay for it.
>>70503251
i heard he's a faggot though. how can a boylover succeed Trajan? he is the best emperor we have ever had. Warrior, general, politician, architect. the man can literally do it all. he's like Caesar reincarnate. How can Hadrian hope to equal that?
>TFW no Germanic wife to inseminate with my Roman seed
Ugh, why the hell do people want their own gladius? What next, a ballista? Paranoid retards think the Huns aren't gonna come here and burn down our town you tengriphobes!
Some of you dagoes are okay, don't go to Teutoberg Forest tomorrow.
>>70503483
He can't. If Hadrian becomes emperor we can say goodbye to the dream of the whole world being united under Roman law.
>>70504195
what's this talk about no new conquests? how can one expect to keep up the demand for slaves? we might have to rely on the persians, or god forbid, the jews to get slaves for us. you know those gods hating cunts always charge. just when i thought the empire was looking up, the gods insist on jamming cock in ass.
If you don't like the germanics then you're just a bigot
Germanics are a people of peace
If you hate them so much then maybe you should leave Rome
#GermanicLivesMatter
>>70505430
>tfw great grand dad died in tevtorbeeg
FVCK off you Germans, if tiberivs wasn't such a cvck and just let Germanicvs bash the Fucking barbarian heads in then we won't have this issue
THE IDES OF MARCH WERE AN INSIDE JOB.
BRUTUS WAS WORKING FOR THE JUDEANS.
>>70503251
NOT ALL CELTS ARE GAULS. The Caledonians aren't remotely the same as the Arverni. But you'd know that if you took a Barbarian Studies course at the Academy instead of listening to the shitcallers in the Forum all day, you intolerant pleb.
>>70503607
try living near the rhine then talk to me about armament laws
>>70498296
Hey, who is this month's bread brought to us by?
Is the Bacchanalia degenerate, /pol/?
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We're feelin' fine
We're gettin' down
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