Why is this allowed?
>>70488066
Because fuck you faggot, thats why
will global warming turn florida into a red state?
>>70488066
>salty northern cuck detected
lmao'ing at your life
Floridians are the most POWERFUL race in the world
I'll say hi to Mr. 305 for you
>>70488343
FUCKING
>>70488066
We have CA, TX and NY state, we don't need FL.
>>70488384
WEED
>>70488066
Florida is great.
>>70488066
To make other states look bad
It wont be in 50 years.
>>70488066
So we can conveniently keep all the old people in one place.
>>70488066
Florida is LITERALLY the Best State.
>>70488666
Thats something satan would say
>>70488373
Haha pitbull is dope, I'm from Michigan and I am definitely salty about the weather. It snowed 2 inches yesterday in Lansing.
>>70488066
Florida is the master state, faggot
summer is going to be even more brutal than usual thanks to global warming
Florida is p cool tbqh
Some parts are empty as fuck but then you get dense suburbanite areas full of white girls and beaches
then you have absolute shitholes like parts of dade county where everyone thinks they are Lebrawn james
>>70488771
Let me guess, you're a proteshit?
Revelation is not literal. 666 refers to Nero, not Satan.
>>70488879
i hear everyone is white trash as fuck and addicted to meth and prescription pills. the weather sucks ass its hot and wet as fuck. fuck that state is ugly as shit.
> california
>>70488066
Florida thread?
Florida thread
Florida men report in - Orlando area here.
>>70488066
Florida will be utterly destroyed in your life time.
>>70488435
LEAF
Florida is the Australia of USA.
>>70488666
This is bait, but
>search for 'man in florida'
>564965185 news results
>>70489100
Tampa
>>70489100
772 vero
>>70488066
Isnt florida basically New Cuba/Puerto Rico?
Anything outside of this, is a shithole
>>70489158
Fuck off bootlicker
>>70489164
FUCKING LIGHTNING REEEEEE
>>70489300
>>70489100
pasco county represent
>>70489381
this 2bh
>>70489365
I did not post that image.
fucking chinkmoot
>>70489141
What are you getting at?
>>70489410
we should meet and fuck the kill ourselves
>>70489381
Holy shit, pasco aswell.
>>70488773
>It snowed 2 inches yesterday in Lansing.
Why don't you drone on about it, grandpa?
>>70489548
we should meet and fuck then kill ourselves
Florida is the state with the biggest penis.
Fact.
>>70489520
I fixed your image.
>>70489234
Countdown county bitch!
>>70489291
Sure, spout memes, Florida is still a shit state full of degenerates and old people.
>>70489100
Miami bro here.
What will you guys do when our state goes under water?
Will you stay and form a city on stiltes and become a sea faring pirate society?
Or run away like a little bitch?
>>70488066
they say Florida is where old people go to die.
>>70489234
You left out the most based beach of them all, Ormond Beach.
>literally an enclave of 95% white religious conservatives surrounded by daytona's black ghettoes
>police is based, seen them personally tase a black man for no reason at all
>beaches are quiet, skeeto free and hardly any shitskins in sight
Fuck you New Yorker carpet bagging nigger sucking Jew lovin yankee faggot marriage supporting Muslim apologist traitors. Florida will always be the promise land, don't fuck with my public masturbation and rights to bath salts.
>>70489729
Thanks, but you missed flipping the Aus flag, for some reason it was the wrong way from the pic I saved, idk if intentional.
>>70489100
904 bb
>>70490011
>my oc
>>70488066
Miami here
North Florida is shit
how do we stop florida man?
>>70489100
Gainesville, go Gators...lol
>>70490067
Who wouldn't want to die knowing they are dying in the best state?
>>70489381
LANDO checking in.
Us19 baseheads get out
>>70489100
407 right here.
>>70490061
dude you can join my pirate crew
>our one goal is to blow things up
>blowing things up leads to drinking games
>drinking games are about blowing things up
our goal is to blow things up and be drunk
there are no second chances.
>>70489234
>TFW I live in that circle
>>70490236
"you have gone incognito"
>>70489100
pensacola checking in.
>>70488066
Let everything south of Lake Okeechobee return to nature. Would make the state so much better.
>>70490768
In your dreams Cletus
Go back to Alabama
>>70489100
bonita springs here, please help, I'm literally surrounded by mexicans
I hate this shithole state
>>70489100
Melbourne checking in.
321 all the way.
>>70490845
fuck off nigger, I'm Cuban and only want to deport all non Cubans from my areas, Cletus has a right to live among who he wishes.
>>70490728
>>70489100
Pensacola soon to be Jax here.
>>70490768
I could get behind this.
Lake Okeechobee is the asshole of north america.
Anything south of it is the turd hanging out the nation's ass.
Just wipe it already.
>>70490958
>It's this autist again
>>70490984
You will end up regretting it bro.
>>70491096
Uncle Sam is sending me there, got no choice.
st johns reporting
>>70491192
Carry on then.
>>70490882
Move to pasco. Mostly white here, non whites here are bro-tier.
>>70488066
Because if you ignore the niggs, wetbacks, and the entirety if Dade county it's a really nice place to live.
Pic related friendo
Also 904 Jax beach area reporting
>>70491244
Is it bad? What's the difference between them?
How would you feel about Floridian Secession after a Hillary Victory, my brethren?
>>70489100
Jupiter here, nice doubles for best state
WHY ARE PUBLIX SUBS SO GOOD?!
>>70491386
Publix ultimate with banana peppers :3
>>70491287
According to your pic, the majority of Floridians voted against Trump
>>70489381
Who EAST pasco here?
>>70491486
Fuck off he got the most votes in all but one county.
>>70491316
Nah, I didn't like jacksonville very much, but that's probably because I was born and raised in pensacola. I lived in St Louis, Mo for a while too. First chance I got to move back here, I did.
>>70491486
found the wetback
>>70491550
>>70491550
west pasco sorry pal
right next to the gulf view square mall
who wants to meet for some chick fil a?
>>70491486
>>70491626
>State a mathematical fact
>"fuck off, wetback"
No wonder Trump talks so much about loving the uneducated
>>70490250
>biting contest
holy shit my sides
If Rubio hadn't of run, The God Emperor would have taken Miami too.
I'm calling on some meme magic. Dubs, The God Emperor becomes President. Trips, he builds the wall.
>>70491886
so much fail
thanks for breaking my heart anon
>>70491486
>all the votes for other candidates are strategic votes against Trump!
Wew lad
Maybe they voted for Rato because some liked him better, or Foolish Foam Boy because he's a spic like them as well as a senator here. I supposed you can make the conclusion that votes for Kasich are establishment votes against Trump, no one really likes that faggot from what I've seen, he's going nowhere in this election and should drop out already, leave the race to Trump and Rato.
>>70489100
941 Sarasota here
>>70491956
If you support trump you should want Kasich to stay in, he's splitting anti-trump vote big time.
Why does nobody realize this?
>>70489100
Winter Park masterrace
'scahn on cunts
>>70492102
Kasich is about to fuck Cruz over hard in the north-east
the gap between Cruz and Trump will be extremely wide. So wide that it would be impossible to steal it from Trump
>>70489158
Dear plebbet,
Sunshine laws. Crime blotter is all public record, so a bored journalist etc etc.
Why do other states hate freedom so much?
>>70489100
Palm Bay standing by
>>70489100
321 just left Mortens in Orlando. Fogging epic steak
til everyone on 4chan is from florida
>>70490061
>>70489100
Broward Hollywood 754/954 Reporting in for duty
>>70490894
F.i.t.?
>>70489234
>tfw you live in that circle
Seminole, standing by.
>>70492102
I do realize that, but he's hardly made a dent in the elections. I guess he can stay once it becomes mathematically impossible for Cruz to win, which should be soon enough.
>>70492225
This too, it's the Northeast, and Trump's got the old blue collar vote locked down. Rato's run out of cheese - there aren't much retarded bible states left that vote for him. Plus last I heard was that Trump was absolutely dominating in NY polls, 100% of victory. The concentrations of shitskins will spell trouble though.
>>70489100
New Smyrna Beach
>>70489100
/Pol/k county here. Didn't know there was other bros here in the sunshine state!
>>70489234
Tfw live in that circle
WHERE MY FUCKING 321 NIGGAS AT?
>>70489234
fuck off that's nigger/spic/mickey mouse zone
My north FL zip is 97th percentile avg. income for the entire country
>>70489100
Plantation. land of the niggers. At least I live in a gated, private neighborhood.
>>70489234
How did you get a Tampa flag?
>>70492727
You type Tampa instead of Florida
>>70492692
Titusvillian here
Merritt island richfag reporting
>>70489100
941 Englewood. Fucking brownout. Can't see shit.
>>70490728
>>70490984
so when are we gonna fuck, friends?
>>70489100
Palm Beach
Anyone coming tomorrow? It's in boca raton
>>70492880
>>70492896
Tfw palm bay
>>70492983
>tfw no qt man/woman to fuck in St. Pete or Seminole
>>70488066
>st petersburg
a literal what?
florida girls hit me up i got a big dick
>>70492983
We can't, son.
Your mom and I think it will stunt your development.
>>70490130
Pretty based town. Lived there 2 yrs. Place is like Pleasantville.
Surf is far better here tho-cocoa-Mel bch
>>70488066
Melbourne woo
>>70491245
Hernando here senpai, higher elevation, quieter, less crime, whiter.
Sarasota checking in...
home of the late Randy Savage
>>70489100
Tallahassee here.
Orlando and below can suck my dick.
My Fellow Floridians, I say we secede.
Because fuck Georgia. We can start our own Republic, with blackjack and hookers.
>>70490984
>Jacksonville
Don't get shot, friendo. Know your safe zones.
>>70493104
Guy that brought the railroad into that city named it after his hometown. Still has a lot of Russians who I can only assume come just based on there name now.
>>70493064
You're gonna see like 6 early-2000s ferraris from old guys whose skin resembles that of a dried out purse and, through grotesque desperation, their way of clinging on to the old days is to buy a quasi-super car so the one 20-something bimbo dumb enough to think she'll get some tuition money out of the deal will suck his equally purse-textured dick
The rest are gonna be beaners with shitmods and rice burner chinks in Honda low riders
Don't go to Florida car shows
Florida is based I live in west palm beach but I'm currently cozy in key west for vacation.
>>70488666
Florida won't be the best state for long, what considering global warming.
Hello from New Jersey Floridians, can I come join you guys in 3 years? I'm white not a stupid italian or a nigger or a puerto rican. I like guns, fishing and hunting and I am getting my EE degree. Yes/No?
>>70493187
OH SHIT NIGGER ME TOO
...what high school did you go to
>>70493587
>New Jersey
You should probably stay desu bro
>>70493587
As long as you suck us off, you're safe.
>>70493439
Love the keys except west. Prolly because I always bring kids.
Love marathon and duck.
>>70493439
>West Palm
https://youtu.be/hFOFCi1uVYk?t=1004
>>70493587
Move to a Hwite town, this makes the Florida wonderful -- a virtual paradise. Move to a town where there's more than 5% minority population and everything turns to shit.
AKA be prepared to drop $$ if you want to live in the nice white neighborhoods with community Publix and good schools
>>70493587
No.
>>70493587
Too many New Yorkers and "Joisey" residents flocking to our great state... I'm generally not welcoming of them but if you can contain yourself from bragging on how "great" the northeast is or don't constantly shit on or complain about Florida, you might be accepted.
>>70493587
Stay in your shitty state. You'd have to pump your own gas here. Don't know if you can handle it.
>>70493587
Sorry bro, full up.
I'll tell you what, if you manage to kill one of these New Yorker faggots here you can stay.
>>70489381
Yeap.
>>70492301
>Why do other states hate freedom so much?
I thought privacy was a freedom?
>>70492704
47000?
>>70488773
Michigan is the Florida of the north
>>70493587
Stay in NJ bro.
Enjoy your boardwalks
Robbinsville was a nice place to live
>>70494091
This is correct
>>70493747
How right you are!
My are in Manatee county:
-99%white
- 1.5 miles from Publix
Bad news:HOA fees $700 per year (but those fees are was worse on atlantic side).
>>70494091
this is wrong
old michigan people go to arizona to die
>>70494043
32082
>>70493919
I love your state anon, I have relatives in st. lucie county who live in a minority free gated community, stay with them often, it is absolutely perfect there.
>>70493927
I fill up the company vehicles @ our private filling stations
>>70493067
Tfw Malabar
>>70493919
I moved here from new jersey two years ago. Florida is so much better. I still go to nj to visit my family but I'd never move back up there.
>>70494408
I lived on Americana, right by minton. Now In texas though.
Did you go to heritage or bayside?
>>70494536
I hope to do the same
>>70489100
352 surrounded by stupid liberals here
>>70494263
Lol, in our areas association dues can be nuts, but the shit is worth it because I've never seen a nig in my town except bagging groceries once and I get to live around a bunch of successful fucks who drive porsches
In PVB, where I live, there's one neighborhood in particular that amasses $40k/yr in association dues per home owner. Of course this is just the start of it, because if you want to be "super elite" here you have to be a member of the Inn & Club, which I think amounts to like another $30k/yr
It's crazy nice, I used to go in there all the time because a friend lived there. It's got a massive country club/private golf course extension with just about every amenity you can think of.
The kicker is that it's called the plantation and it's a shit ton of old, retired white fucks that pontificate about the blacks
pic related is a house in there steeped atop a hill
>>70488124
First post best post
>>70489381
Where are my Tampa people
>>70488608
Why do americans always draw themselves as blondes in memes? Lmao
Like 99% of the male population has brown hair
>>70494909
I have some family in Tampa and Clearwater. I don't like the Gulf though.
>>70494909
Tampa Aquarium is the shit.
>>70494998
Looks better.
Did any other UCF fags see the Trump chalk on the sidewalk south of the student union like a week ago?
>>70495076
Eh, the SS American Victory is better. (Big Ole Navy ship right behind the aquarium.
But maybe that's just cause I'm ex navy.
>>70495182
>>70495182
Nah, I'm not at the main campus. I'm moving there this fall. Taking classes in Daytona right now.
>>70489100
786/954 here
Why is everyone so quiet and non-talkative down here?
>that feel when your hick/ nigger town made it on the map
I love Florida. Even though my town is filled with base heads, it's interesting to see all the people interact
>>70489100
Born in Ft. Lauderdale and going to school in Gainesville
>>70495182
Do you have pics to share? Stories of leftists getting triggered? I'm an alumni and last time I was there was just over a month ago for the Trump rally.
>>70495540
Fsu
>>70494618
I'm also 352, bodman is that you?
>>70491481
With the sweet muchie cheese and sub dressing
>>70495540
>>70495632
>tfw doing chem/phil double major and deciding between FSUs #3 in the SE philosophy program of UF's outstanding chem program
>>70493986
Police transparency, anon.
>>70493164
Them Cocoa Niggas Mayne
>>70489047
I've spent half my life in both CA and FL. I'm moving back to FL in a few months. I'll take a more humid climate with friendlier people any day in any era. CA is ass all around.
>>70495795
Go to FSU and you have to deal with FAMU. Come here and you go to a school where there is nothing to do but drink, the school tries to fuck you all the time, and have assholes everywhere.
>>70489234
This is the best place in the Florida Kingdom, but what is shit to us is still better than life in other states.
For example, most of New York State is such a bore that most NYC residents never even drive through it. Meanwhile, in God Tier Florida, Ponte Vedra fl is a vacation place, The Bahama's wants to be visited more than Rome or London. Maimi, Jacksonville, and Gainsville all have sick parties and good medical schools. People come from around the world to get educations at these places. Florida Caverns are the best caverns. Navar beach has a great museum and St. Augusting has an old spanish fort.
>>70493609
Florida air academy
>>70494672
Yeah, there is def more of an elitist feel in the very nice atlantic coast areas compared to gulf coast.
Naples is pretty snobby though.
My only black neighbors are top tier...normal families with normal jobs. No riff raff...yet.
>>70489100
Orlando/UCF area
But I don't wanna meet any of you fags because I might get murdered. No offense.
>tfw 904
remove golf shit
>>70496258
ayy i live really close to ucf
352 ocala
>>70496258
I feel the same way, no harm done. 4chan is the last place I would look for people to meet with.
>>70496258
Smart move.
My street gang will fuck you up.
P U B L I X
U
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>>70496079
Seems like FSU is at the same time for rich kids and absolute tards, especially judging from their retarded frat culture and horrible academic standings minus phil and law
Tbh I'm leaning UF because their chem program would look better to med schools and I can give a wetbacks stinkhole about social life
904 ftw
How do we all feel about Tarpon Springs?
imo: pretty great, food is meh but it's a great place to visit.
>tfw no qt /pol/ bf in Seminole or St. Pete
you got a problem with America's Australia, m8?
>>70491316
Avoid most areas north and west of the St. Johns. East Arlington and the beach are ok. Old Arlington is a 1970s timewarp as far as architecture is concerned.
Parts of Jax are getting better fairly quickly though.
>>70496787
swell wish sponges and shitty Christmas parades
>>70496479
>tfw 352 and still 40 minutes away from 352
>>70488666
visited Orlando twice and Florida is pretty great, not gonna lie. everything is great compared to sleaseville, louisana though
>>70496787
It's pretty meh, feed wasn't good and I didn't enjoy any of it really.
>>70488666
THIS
S/W Florida reporting in. state wont go completely under
>>70492692
Melbourne reporting. Fishing in bannana and indian river is god tier.
>>70489100
Lake Buena Vista here. Florida's a shithole and Orlando's a tourist trap. Worst city design ive ever seen. I plan to leave soon.
>>70489193
Ayyyy psl here mein negar
Kissimmee here. It's full of piece of shit Puerto Ricans blasting their salsa music and all the PR girls are single moms.
The only good thing is the cranes that visit my backyard every day
>>70497138
>most of the shiter parts will be underwater
Good
Need to update this with Trump and Hulk Hogan vs Gawker.
>>70489100
>>70495540
>>70494618
>>70495637
Glad to see so many fellow 352's in here
At least we're not all liberal trash
Coral Bay area here lads
We should form a militia and retake W. Florida, fuck Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi.
>>70497409
quality bants anon
>>70497337
Cranes are adorable.
We have a pair of cranes always in our yard
>>70497409
Needs more lovebugs
>>70491999
>>70492919
>>70493249
Aw nice, a few other 941/Sarasota county peoples.
>>70497628
this
and those flying cockroach shits
Miami Dade county here. Get me outta here.
>>70497484
They can keep that shit
>>70497708
>>70497628
and more sex offenders
>>70497709
I'd drive up there
>>70497409
>tfw visiting FSU right now
Fuck this school it's full of alcoholics and retards let me out.
>>70497709
DUDE FOAM LMAO
>>70489100
941 hanging with the Amish
>>70488066
hahaaha benis :DD
>>70497913
>He thinks it's different anywhere else.
Tip: Put on some flip-flops and attempt a bonfire. Our alcoholics and retards (redundancy) know how to take a bonfire and make it magical.
Is anyone here in the Computer Science program in FIU?
If so, then can you explain to me why the pre-requisites includes Chemistry and 3 Physics classes?
>>70488066
If you're a native Floridian, Florida's pretty awesome. If you're a transplant, go back; you're making my state suck.
>>70498290
It is different elsewhere. I'm stuck in my buddies apartment by Madison social and the music is so fucking loud. I'm not even going to try to sleep till it closes
>>70489100
954 Davie standing by.
>>70489100
954 Oakland Park reporting in
>>70490768
Fort myers and Bonita here suck my dick
>>70498574
DUDE
BIG TRUCKS
LMAO
>>70492707
I live on border of plantation/Davie what's good friendo
>>70498782
That's mostly redneck transplants from the hellhole known as Dixie
>>70498782
If you don't like Florida than you can git out
>>70498742
Oakland is literally niggerville.
>>70497138
Think my part of ft myers is kill as is my families Bonita home. Hopefully this is like fifty years out
>>70498964
In the part I live in, it's mostly a mix of white and Hispanic working class families.
>>70498929
>>70498918
Which is it, dip niggers?
>>70488066
Why is this allowed?
Because Andrew Jackson was an Injun demolishing badass, that's why.
>>70492436
Was at Hollywood Beach all day for the gorgeous day, the new margaritaville is nice desu
>>70499227
it's both
Are you voting for him?
>>70497186
Lake Buena Vista is pretty based. Only saw 4 niggers and the people in general are very kind.
Lived there for 11 years,they are master race for sure
>>70488066
No State Income Tax
>>70498686
FSU is trash.
>>70493467
>the rising sea levels meme
My neighborhood was built with locks and canals in 1983. There is a marker on the lock that was put there when the thing was build. I go out to the lock about once a week and the water is always at or beneath the marker.
>>70499076
which part of Oakland yo
>>70489100
Palm Beach here, on the border between civilization and Little Cuba.
>>70499611
Whats with Argentinians and Brazilians with Florida, saw a fucking lot of them.
