How do we fix the Australian problem?
>>70486310
They're just hurting on the inside and looking for a way to lash out. How would you feel if you lived on a deadly island filled with convicts and abos?
Just humor them anon, give them something to live on for.
>>70486531
Don't believe the lies.
Australians thrive on the banter, they revel in it.
>>70486310
Annex them into the United States.
>>70486310
Kill all abbos
>>70486598
We're actually a pretty miserable people as a whole, batnz and recognition make us feel good for a little while.
>>70486310
Put a flag on their leaf
>>70486759
bantz*
>>70486310
give them something to do besides selling the raw materials to build the world's deadliest weapons
>>70486310
>implying that banter and original content is a problem
fuck it britain since you became muslim you lost your sense of humor,
>>70486641
Please do so i can shitpost your elections.
>>70486310
Report them to the prime minista
Australia is like the optional dungeon that's filled with the best loot but the DM put all the highest level mobs and environmental hazards in there to guard it.
Ausposters are our best friends.
t. FLbro
>>70486310
how many nukes would it take to reduce shitralian into one piece of solid glass
>>70487133
Are you saying were dwarfs?
>>70486310
what problem
>>70486310
Nuclear weapons. A fleet of subs stationed off the reef they let die, firing a volley of sea based missiles with multiple reentry warheads we should be able to wipe out the aussie shitpost problem.
>>70487133
You have loot?
>>70487309
why does everything and everyone want to kill us so bad anyway
>>70486310
What is wrong with australia?
>>70487169
Enough to cause a terrestrial extinction level event.
>>70487169
A lot.
>>70487339
A lot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mining_in_Australia#Minerals_and_resources
>>70486310
can't fix perfection
>>70487398
United Kingdom, more like united pooftas amirite fellas?
Sounds like they need to be culturally enriched with some Canadian cock.
>>70486310
Background checks for all shitposting.
I find this fucker hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI
>>70487638
We already have enough Asians, thank you.
>>70487516
Most of it is desert that no one lives on so it's not like we have to nuke the whole thing.
>>70487821
>>70487638
>>70487652
>>70487892
I will deny nothing in your pic. People here are generally miserable and life here in general sucks.
>>70488032
you know what always cheers me up?
thinking about the housing market
>>70488110
you must be a big nerd
Could some Aussies post in my Aus thread before it disappears please:
>>70487402
>>70487402
>>70488110
Our booming economy and strong thriving culture really gets me going.
The only solution is that Australia becomes the island property of America.
Fuck this country. Someone from the US marry me so I can move over there, preferably someone in a nice place like Vermont. Somewhere cold with lots of forests, good hunting and freedom.
>>70486531
>>70486310
>>70486598
>>70488733
>somewhere cold
Careful what you wish for. It was -22 here this morning.
>>70488818
Sounds comfy my man.
Remove the penises from their mouths
>>70486310
>How do we fix the Australian problem?
>cropped Australian flag posting this
>>70487045
That'd be kinda fun. We should make that happen.
>>70486310
gas chambers
Unleash the secret Emu breading program that our government's been working on since the 40's.
>>70486641
This was the plan all along, we have weapons grade shitposts here, we need you to come take them off us...
>>70486310
Massive emu attack.
The cunts are immune to spiders.
>>70490170
My grandfather fought in Emu war 2, he saw some shit, he used to cry out in the night about the emus.
But there is one they fear
>>70490432
>>70490432
literally who
>>70486310
Just forget about it, unless sliding posts is your job, then keep on shitposting for your daily shekel
