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RECENT MAPS
>Tel al Eis (april 9)
https://i.imgur.com/sMY3c7F.jpg
>North Aleppo (April 8)
https://i.imgur.com/yaT9gmo.jpg
>Daraa (April 8)
https://i.imgur.com/ohK7Nbq.jpg
>Hit, Iraq (April 7)
https://i.imgur.com/ZiAT4OR.jpg
>E. Homs Roads (April 3)
https://i.imgur.com/di9eQl6.jpg
DEVELOPMENTS (April 9)
>Rebels capture al-Khalidyah as tides turn in southern Aleppo
>Syrian Army pushes back the Islamic State at the Tishreen Power Plant
>Syrian Army makes fresh gains in the East Ghouta
>Syrian Army, IRGC intensify attack in southern Aleppo amid the coming offensive
>ISIS inches closer to central Damascus after seizing Yarmouk Camp
>Syrian Army restarts Jobar offensive in Greater Damascus
>Hezbollah, Syrian Army launch surprise offensive to block ISIS from the Lebanese border
>Rebels reverse the Syrian Army gains in Handarat Camp
>Rebels seize more territory from ISIS along the Turkish border
>Syrian Army routes ISIS at the Deir Ezzor Military Airport
>Al Qaeda militants execute 15 Hadi soldiers
>Yemeni Army, Houthi forces route the Saudi Army at Kofal: 40+ killed
Previous >>70448771
>>70471520
Repost
Pls help
>>70471566
FISRT FOR FREE QUEBEC
>>70471653
Yes
>>70471566
top lel
>>70471655
Fuggg
>>70471653
You're kind of in the middle ground in my opinion.
>LONG LIVE LULUCO
FUCK YES
>>70471653
you are not, I think you have to be tallen than 6' to be ok
5th for patriot rebel fighters
>>70471688
>>70471686
Fug
>>70471709
>>70471718
Ok that's good
>>70471718
Fuck me, well, i'm going for the 1,78 or 1,77, i'm taller than mayority of my country.
>>70471712
the new goddess of /sg/
>being this assblasted about me.>>70471790
>>70471688
>>70471866
For the season, Megumin for the rest of the war
>>70471804
If you're less than 7" you're eternal manlet and would be better off dead. Height war when?
>>70471833
here the average it's 1,75 I think. You are fine
I'm gonna skedaddle and play some Vidya. I'll be shitposting tomorrow morning,
>>70471918
>posting your ugly mug that takes all of 1 second is obsessed
>>70471888
Holy fug
Sorry for judging anon
BREAKING Khan touman has been liberated by the revolutionaries.
https://twitter.com/markito0171/status/718932066646274048
>>70471963
B-But I'm taller than the average Indian
>>70472110
>mark
Nice source
>>70472110
>markito
I have some bad news for you, Mohammed
>>70471566
Reminder that the Swedish and toothpaste nusrats are just ottoman using a proxy.
He can't even put the effort in to change how he posts so it's not depressingly obvious he's samefagging.
>When were you when we completely broke a Turkish shitposter so hard he develops dissasociative identity disorder?
I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad. I'm impressed by how badly we fucked him up just by doxing him.
And he's a Manlet who lies about his height.
>>70472178
Of the rebel accounts; Mark is actually a pretty good source.
>>70472159
Fucking lol, his twitter handle is fuck Putin. Never noticed it.
ottoman when's shit
Instagram account:
https://www.instagram.com/onur.balkar/
twitter account:
https://twitter.com/Bozkagan
Tumblr:
http://balkarhanedani.tumblr.com/
I'm wondering how the Assad boys will recover from the eventual blowout when the Syrians recapture Hadhar.
>>70472110
>revolutionaries
>>70472159
tell me when you come bro ill hook you up
>>70472270
>Of the rebel accounts; Mark is actually a pretty good source.
>>70472304
<Official Hezbollah Twitter account claiming <that today's rebel offensive in southern Aleppo <was REPELLED.
https://twitter.com/MilitaryMediaSy/status/718920203287965696?s=09
>>70472274
When some moron was spamming Ivan in all caps called fuckputin we knew it was him instantly
>>70472304
They are already giving up their arms:
https://twitter.com/vi.tun.neeke.ri/status/908932066533272204
>>70472408
Dude you are a fucking 15 years old kid. I would knock you out with one punch<
>>70472470
My fucking sides. How long until his inevitable suicide?
>>70472270
Nah, I'd trust even that one jihadi more than markito, the guy has been lying as long as I can tell.
Apostolis Moustakas @TolisMoustakas 19
sHace 19 segundos Ver traducción
>URGENT: #ISIS retook 3 villages from #FSA in northern #Aleppo and entered #Mare.soon #YPG against ISIS
Unconfirmed but if real, what?
>>70472520
>Ottoman when?
Never.
>>70472470
lol. not anymore
>>70471566
You won't believe this:>>70472118
>>70472676
meant for>>70472274
>>70472341
November 22nd 2017
>>70472520
Did you say, golpe?
>>70472234
KEK you're the same autist that kept denying that birnah and zaytan were liberated until video evidence suggested otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mueLni5ltbk
As a burger said like two threads ago:
If losing two villages and a hill means SAA got BTFO then "rebels" and ISIS should be halfway out of the solar system.
>>70472304
Tigers will arrive soon enough and rekt the rebels.
>>70472741
That's him?
I was wondering who it was
Seemed familiar for a reason
>>70472384
>#Syria Reports claim rebels took Zaytan, Barnah, Khalidiya, Qal`ajiyah, Tell Zaytuna in southern #Aleppo A lot -need visual proofs-
See, he doesn't just claim stuff. He actually wants proof. Also he reported that ISIS recaptured 4 villages in N. Aleppo despite clearly being pro-rebel and anti-ISIS
>>70472741
>>70472676
Jesus Christ, how low can the guy get?
Also, who's Markito?
>>70472676
https://twitter.com/kafkef069
>>70472788
Fuck off already, Achmed. Go fuck a goat.
>>70472520
If you could even reach high enough to punch a normal human runtroach.
You're the only person here who would post their face or dox themselves.
>mfw he made his Instagram private so we couldn't prove he's a Manlet
There was a pic of him flexing so hard he was close to shitting himself near objects for scale.
>>70472520
>>70472826
yes. here's his face for photoshop.
>>70472788
https://twitter.com/Ald_Aba/status/718927367708798976
Not even in the town, just the countryside, get #REKT
>>70472919
STOP TALKING OR REPLYING ME FUCKER
1st for Monetizing Turkish earth and profiting from the literal loss of Turkish land
>>70472940
Hes got a cool name now.
>>70473135
Hey man what's up ?. Do you come black sea ? for job?
>>70473002
le delusional chilean assad boy
>>70472788
anta meen ya akhi?
>>70473135
now I wanna play some mw2
>>70473112
resimdeki senmisin yoksa başka birininmi
>>70473185
Fucking hell, the damn roaches appropriated part of my language.
>>70473002
Kek assadist denialist delusion are reaching baghdad bob levels. I wonder if you'll kill yourself when the rebels start to push into aleppo city or if you'll keep jerking off to assad and pootin til the end.
>>70472849
That's why nobody trust him as a source, maybe about ISIS vs FSA shit, but vs SAA? Is a joke
>>70473276
>>70473357
>>70473441
The difference between you and me is that i can go where ever i want in the country or eu because I'am 18+
>>70473357
Just so you know, I'm saving your inane posts to rub them in your shitskin face once "rebels" get rekt once again. Please don't bomb anything when it happens, just go hang yourself instead.
>>70473276
min al rafideen. wa inta?
>>70473627
Srsly how ald are you?
>>70471688
He reminds me of the supreme gentleman.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence"
-Onur the Ottoman
>>70473256
No, most of the good quarries are surrounding the Bursa region. I have eaten black sea food though, my Turkish partner has a Tatarian cook from the Black Sea region.
Otto, please keep sperging out, it's ggreat,
>>70471653
185 cm? You're average, if male. HUGE if female.
Goodnight guys
Its 5:20 am here
Going to sleep
>>70473554
You are 19
>>70473357
Ok runtroach.
Alone again on a Saturday night I see.
Being an autist and a Manlet must really kill your social life.
>>70473817
I'am not virgin though
>>70473962
lel
>Guise, I promise
>>70473911
Male unfortunately
Greater Syria
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>>70450687
>The south east of Turkey is in civil war west is comfy.
>But another suicide bomber or smt is gonna happen 1 week or later.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/slightly-wounded-explosion-istanbul-38276609
Spooky
>>70473915
Night mate.
>>70473962
Yes, we know you like to have sex with men.
>>70472341
>ill hook you up
With what ?
>>70473666
Emirates
>U.S. deploys B-52 bombers to Qatar for fight against Islamic State
>http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-usa-bombers-idUSKCN0X60F1
>>70473911
>average
he is really tall for someone in india
>>70474134
Ah you're still here
Night
What's the time there?
>>70473962
>>70474095
>Marduk commands it!
>>70473962
men don't count.
Apostolis Moustakas @TolisMoustakas 2 minHace 2 minutos Ver traducción
>Reports that YPG prepares to enter Azaz against ISIS. Aleppo
ISIS = FSA = Nusra, who cares right now?
>>70474206
8:00pm here. See you in the morning.
>>70474185
i guess we ran out of fancy guided munitions
How are things going for SAA in south aleppo?
>>70474275
why leaving so early on a saturday?
SAA made no gains in days. Im getting anxious. Someone tell me something good.
>>70474275
Yeah, see ya
>>70473834
underage b&
>>70474376
>>70474456
I got work tomorrow, gotta get up early. I gotta cover for some chick on maternity. Next week I'll have more time though.
>>70474443
They repel a FSA/Nusra attack, Kalidihya was under Nursa control since weeks.
>>70473834
Guys genuine question here if /Turkey General/ starts and Constantinople gets liberated what will Russia do with it after the war? Give it to Greece or keep it?
>>70474614
forgot pic
>>70473834
Wot
>>70474186
That's reassuring
>>70474491
Go to sleep Raj. You can enrich this thread with glorious shitposting tomorrow.
cya guys
>>70474548
What was he thinking?>>70473834
>>70473834
>>70473834
>>70473834
>>70473962
>I'am not virgin though
>>70474614
I hope they don't give it to fucking Greece anyway. I'm sure a Russian puppet state would govern it fine.
>>70474660
Alright
'night or morning whatever
>>70474685
he's not if u count gay
>>70474601
How are russians reacting to this?
>>70474067
>unfortunately
>not enjoying male privilege to the fullest
>>70474186
Are they the same height as gypsies? If so, our friend is HUGE.
>>70474680
>implying kids think
>>70474806
Now that you mention it, with a hair do like that I bet he's a bottom fucboi.
>>70474806
BOOOM!
When you gonna be on the news m8?
Any good livestreams of turkish news?
>>70474614
I'd hope they'd cede it to Greece once the Greek debts are lower, adn they're more fiscally responsible.
>>70474721
Would he replace the people
>>70474806
Man, i'd join the Russians if they let me liberate Anzu.
>>70473834
Nice, only 15 and tearing Ottoman When a new asshole.
>>70474925
Why are Serbs always so based?
>be ottoman when
>get exposed and memed on
>still come back for more
>>70474994
Going on the assumption that this all happens and NATO just backs off from the region, Putin wouldn't risk committing genocide or anything crazy like that. It would probably just be like Belarus 2.0 or something, could be balkanised too depending on how co-operative the Kurds are.
>>70475091
You must be 18 to post here. Delete your comments or you may get banned.
>>70474997
Turkish pussy is dank
>>70475091
>Tripfaggin
Kill yourself faggot
Didn't billiepenn post pics the other day?>>70475091
You are about to be banned, for being underage. Any last words before you get radio silenced??
>>70474881
They bomb the entire area of course
>>70475091
>>70475091
report and b&
>>70475285
>12
12 year olds are smart enough to not say that they are 12. Pls let us speak more of the Glories of Assad and the war in Syria?
>>70475285
they'll still ban u, even if u are 30, if u say u r underage they drop b&hammer
>>70475178
>It would probably just be like Belarus 2.0 or something
You're going to have to fill me in their, what happened with Belarus?
>>70475474
if assad would be american he would beat trump and hillary and become president
>>70475460
I am a week old, shitposting from a womb from my new iPhone.
>>70475472
I just mean as a puppet state. It's a dictatorship aligned with Russia, no fear of a "democratic" government ruining things like in Ukraine.
>>70475337
fuck you. hibiki is pure
>>70475099
Most of us are shitheads desu.
>>70475347
>>70475645
And don't ask me how it got there, it was here while I got here.
>>70475626
Then he'd gass harlem, south central and a decent bit of the south claiming its a thing against the deadly Xyka virus mosquitoes.
>If you are still confused as to who Jaysh al-Islam is, let me put it this way: its goals are aligned with that of Al-Nusra Front, Al-Qaeda, and IS.
>Jaysh al-Islam recently admitted to using chemical weapons against the Kurds.
>And yet, the radical militant group has been granted more political courtesy than Syrian President Bashar Assad was ever extended.
>What in the world of politics would possess the West to support the very entities which seek to destroy its way of life, and its sense of self? I would say utter lunacy, but that would be missing the point.
>https://www.rt.com/op-edge/339036-terrorists-chemical-weapons-aleppo-attack/
And yet the western media is not reporting any of this.
>>70475626
Agreed.
:DDDD
>>70475963
Did your boyfriend leave you for a flea or something?
>>70475963
Taken cocaine have we?
>>70475626
>beat trump and hillary
That could be achieved by any median european adult. I keep wondering where do they find these people...
>>70475178
No need for genocide, just deport them to Europe.
>syrian refugee family moved in my street
>come home from school
>see 2 boys and 1 girl from refugee family playing football in my street
>girl passes the ball to me
>do some tricks ive learned when i was young
>kids get astonished by my skills
>more kids from the neigbourhood join in
>play football with them for 3 hours straight
>mom yells and says to come inside because dinner is ready
>go inside and eat dinner
>go upstairs to my room
>sit on my bed
>mfw flashbacks of my childhood
>one tear drops from my eyes
haven't had these strong feels for a long time
>go to sleep and return back to my daily boring routine
>>70476619
>>70476509
> DudeWeed
>>70476619
kinda hard when you're 190cm
>>70476619
Go to your room 12 year old
>>70475178
putin would replace them slowly
like the crimean tartars
they would bawww but the process would be too gradual to call genocide
>>70476820
kek
>>70476821
Sounds horribly familiar.
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/tiger-forces-deployed-northern-aleppo/
I have reports that Erdogan started to cry when he read this
>>70474614
I'm bored here. People tells for 30 years civil war going to happen.
WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70476820
dude are you wearing lipstick or something?
>>70477011
Mine can i ask you something?
>>70476509
>>70476761
G-Gert?
>>70477119
are you even in highschool?
post your grades
>>70476928
yup happens all the time in history
>>70477224
Well you are 16 lel
>>70476944
Are tiger forces like a delta force/seals equivalent?
>>70477123
what do you want, balkarhanedani?
>>70477119
Goddamn, go away fatty.
>>70477533
*balkanlarhanedanı nvm
>>70477201
Why so many threads today?
>>70476944
>Once again, this military operation will be led by Colonel Suheil Al-Hassan and his understudy, Colonel Shady Isma’eel
At least we know who replaced Hassan when he died
>naval science
>>70477749
shitposting is becoming increasingly convoluted and advanced
Am i going to die If a join army?
>>70477771
there is a lot of CP in this child's schedule
>>70477771
the blue is what counts as your final term grade, right?
how do you get a 47% in english? is it your second language. god damn
and how did you get 44% in trig? jesus, have fun repeating the 10th grade, kid.
>>70477771
Enjoy your b& mate.
>>70474614
>deleted
>>70478594
kek
>>70478614
>allahu ekber
>>70478614
He dun b& up.
What does CP mean in his school report thingie?
Srsly how did he find this fucking thread?
>>70478736
>What does CP mean
CHEESE PIZZA
NOTHING ELSE
>>70477771
BASED ADMIN
>>70478976
More importantly, how did you?
>>70478976
Facebook, page of shitposting actually post about /sg/ bomb FSA/Nusra, maybe that's why we're getting so many newbies here
>>70479098
After shooting down Russian jet^^
>>70478736
fuck if I know.
look, this guy posts on funny junk. hopefully he stays gone.
How the fuck does this kid not even have facial hair? I mean for fucks sake, what kind of 10th grader doesn't even have facial hair?
he looks like a fucking baby
>>70478983
Come on, he's not studying child porn latin 1, is he?
>>70479002
>based admin
Someone reported it. There's no way the janitors would find him otherwise.
Who smokes here?
>>70479368
US school system is just that based
>college prep
>>70479548
Me
Only weed tho'
>>70479548
Smokes what?
>>70479650
Weed or ciga
>>70479548
enjoy your lung cancer
>>70479687
I'm high, I quite smoking tobacco though
>been gone some hours
>come back
>/sg/ burned rhrough half a dozen threads
Wtf happened?
Fresh OC
>>70479694
Anzu is it you :3
Is it true that the FSA is making gains, or it's just turkposting?
>>70479851
Shitposting, newfags, FSA fanboys, turks and a fucking 12 yo boy trying to be relevant >>70479310
>>70479964
No gain was given that day
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/rebels-suffer-huge-losses-southern-aleppo/
>>70479867
That's not funny dude.
>>70479580
A man can dream.
>>70474290
no it just means we have planes in theater that can drop 52+ guided munitions at a time.
>>70479994
Well that is not good but it has been worse...
>>70479867
post it in a LOL thread
>>70480097
Thank god, the turkroach almost fooled me.
>>70479867
what is DHA?
>>70480246
It is.
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/isis-begins-massive-offensive-aleppo-turkey-border/
Ok, what in the fuck is happening?
>>70480299
Its a turkish news agency(doğan haber ajansı)
>>70479964
yes, there is a lot of denial here, but FSA has been blowing ISIS out in the north aleppo and east golan
They captured al-eis from FSA, and they repelled several SAA counterattack attempts near al-eis and handrat camp
>>70480379
Sunni extremists killing each other
>>70473827
Was that building a Orthodox Christian church, but now a Muslim place, with that minaret?
Or was it always Muslim?
>>70480458
*captured al-eis from SAA
>>70478115
Hopefully
>>70480610
rude
>>70480458
South of Aleppo, FSA. & JN took Al Eis from Hezbollah and Iraqi militas and the SAA, and repelled a counterattack
North of Aleppo FSA took several villages from ISIS, most notably Al Rai. Turkey is giving them artillery support, so they capture as much of the N Aleppo plain, instead of the YPG. ISIS isn't putting up much of a fight here, they seem to be mostly pulling back to save their manpower for the coming YPG push on Raqqa
>>70480498
Wait, Comfybro?! THE ORIGINAL?!
>>70480711
Yeah, thought I shoud check in again
>>70479994
>FSA fanboys
Probably reddit fags coming in after the airstrike pic was posted there
>>70480665
Roach
>>70480680
>coming YPG push on Raqqa
Vice released a documentary where a German anti-fa communist faggot talked about not besieging Raqqa until the international community recognizes the K*rds in Northern Syria as a legitimate separate state.
>>70480817
Dude, we thought you get mossaded like Leaf Canastian (RIP) and Deep Cover, nice to see you alive, watch this, this is who far /sg/ goes
>>70480680
hezbolah, iraqi militias, and SAA are all the same side. However you spin it, Red team lost some strategic territory.
I mean, seeing as how Russia is bombing again and ceasefire is toast, I fully expect a return to the pre ceasefire status quo with rebels being blown out, but right now, red team is losing ground to green team
>>70480934
Kurds would pull some bullshit like that no doubt.
No one is ever gonna recognize their shitty slice of bread-shaped Rojava state as fully independent
Obama should just tell them we'll demand full autonomy within a nominally united Syria for them if they kill everyone in Raqqa for us
But he probably won't do that
>>70480223
What LOL thread? League Of Legends?
>>70480998
comfy didnt use to trip did he? for all we know that is mossad impersontating comfy
>>70481277
Comfy was trip, i remember clearly that.
>>70480817
welcome back, brother
>>70481117
When the ceasefire was still in effect, JN and Ahrar al Sham knew that Iran deployed a lot of IRGC and Iraqi militias to the Hadher front in order to launch a very large attack in the direction of ICARDA farms and the highway, as Step 1 of capturing Aleppo fully.
JN and Ahrar & their FSA buddies decided not to wait and launched a spoiling attack, which was a sensible move considering their inferior numbers. If they can regain Khan Tuman they'll probably force the IRGC to delay and re-structure their planned offensive
>>70480998
They can`t touch me, I have like 7 proxies
But seriously, watch yourself if the war ever escalates, if there is one thing tptb don`t like then it is people who aren`t decived by their propaganda
>>70481144
>No one is ever gonna recognize their shitty slice of bread-shaped Rojava state as fully independent
I hope not
>There be lotz of us Kurdz
>So give us a mu'fucking country nigga o' we blow shit up
fucking niggers
post tank on tank combat videos
>>70481399
We know badly, Leaf died in January by that, and Deep Cover is missing (The South African).
ZeZombie, Minnesota and I were making the thread and doing a lot of job to improve the thread, hell, we have a Houthi to report us about Yemen.
Mossad can't find me, i never put any real direction of my house.
>>70481277
>>70481343
>comfy didnt use to trip did he?
Nah, it's him. he also makes delicious cocoa drinks.
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>>70481665
If I ever disappear be sure to keep the thread OPs updated
>>70481665
Probably got eaten by some tribesmen to inherit his powerlevel
>>70481268
im playing lol now XDDd
>>70481799
Of course i will
did you watch Kiznaiver? The OP was god-tier
>>70478168
>billiepenn
So this guy was banned? Kek
