A Canadian family walks into your restaurant.
What do you do?
>>70468828
Ask to be paid in golden nuggets.
>>70468828
Put their food in joints and drink in bags.
>>70468828
>>70468828
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>70468828
Expect a pleasant experience, aside from a shitty tip.
>>70468828
>Canadian
>Black family
>>70469128
> 360 degrees
> ...
>>70469232
That's the entire point, Rusak.
American restaurateurs refer to blacks in code as to refer to them without insulting them when they enter the establishment.
Black people are referred to as "Canadians", particularly because they leave little to no tip.
E.g.:
>black family walks into restaurant
>waiter: "oh great, it looks like another bunch of Canadians just entered into the restaurant"
>>70468828
We don't have niggers here except in Toronto, so your bait isn't that good, when baiting us use a picture of a chink or a paki family.
>>70469356
>Being this new
Lurk more newfriend :^)
Sell my restaurant , what a shitty bussiness to be in ,
Whip out my cock and start running towards them
>>70469356
NEWFAG
>>70469710
R A R E
A
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I work in a badass restaurant in Texas and I swear to you the downfall of it will be that it was built 30min (waaay too close) to the local nigger town. We've been open two years now and I swear to you I see more and more niggers everyday. I'm not over exaggerating when I say probably 1 in 3 black tables will try to get a free food item. They almost always leave zero tip and they will drink half of an alcoholic beverage and then say they don't like it so that they get free alcohol. I dare any liberal to work in a restaurant for a month to see if it will change their opinion over black people. All of this would be tolerable if they weren't so god damn rude and disrespectful every time they go out to eat. They have absolutely zero social skills. Rude to servers and then hoot and holler louder than any other table.
>>70469356
aahhahahahhahah new
>>70468828
>>70468828
You know what I actually have a story for this one.
>be me
>around 20
>waiter at restaurant in Toronto
>>whites
>"Hi, how are you?"
>"I'll have the steak, medium- well."
>"Thank you."
>table area is clean, leaves a tip
>>Chinks
>"Wha you got?!"
>"Where da chicken?!"
>"What you mean 'wot kind of chicken?' WANT CHICKEN!"
>Walk by to serve other tables
>"HEY YOU! WHERE MY FOOD!?"
>chinks finally gone
>table area is a shitshow
>forks are nowhere to be found
>didn't even pay the full price for it's food
>>Arabs
>literally the same as the Chinese
>>blacks
>"Hey man, what we got?"
>"Aight, coo. Lemme get summa dat cheeseburger."
>"Ayo, thanks dog."
>black guy leaves
>table in good condition, leaves tip
>>poo in loo
>about the same as blacks but they don't tip
>sometimes go full chink but not that often
>>70469442
"Canadian" is a pretty common codeword for nig nogs in service jobs. You can't say "there's a group of niggers at table 4" without drawing attention but you can say "there's a group of Canadians"
so this actually wasn't bait
>>70469710
>Montenegro
yes, Mr. Mountniggerstan you go do that.
>>70470375
Chinese people see westerners behaving "with class" and think to themselves "I can do that, but much cheaper". Dumb gwai lo
>>70470395
We used to use "My buddy from Markham" when discussing Chinamen. Not very subtle but it worked.
>>70470395
Didn't know that, the more you know eh?
360
>>70470375
nigs in toronto aren't terrible, not great but not as terrible as say, detroit.
>>70468828
If that's them, I'd tell them the cleaning crew isn't supposed to arrive until after closing.
>>70468828
SIKH'S
ARE
BRO
TIER
>>70470222
ok, so why don't you put something in that says gratuity is obligatory???
people might get annoyed but they'll be smart enough to figure out why. and when you send that message, the problem customers will stop coming, too
>>70470684
I've found that almost all Arabs and Chinese are scum, (Arabs moreso than chinese) while the good ones are just okay. With poo in loos and blacks, the worst are gang members and robbers while the good ones are on par with whites.
>>70468828
"I see from your daughter you got BLEACHED"
>>70468828
I'd serve them. I respect blacks that have risen above the nigger stereotypes.
>>70469128
Kek. Lurker detected.
>>70469128
OMG 360 DEGREES U FUKIN AUTISR
>>70470795
Some of our best servers are regularly given parties of 30+ people daily. The most people I've seen come in one group for one table was 65. Parties of over 8 people AUTOMATICALLY have gratuity put on their bill. On numerous and I mean numerous occasions I have seen black tables ask the server to take the gratuity off their tab. You can literally scratch out the gratuity and just put the orginial total. Completely legal to tip $0.00 to the staff after having a meal costing $150. Its such a bad problem that I've seen servers actually pay other servers money to take a black table so that they won't have to serve them themselves.
>>70468828
You call THAT a Canadian family? This is a Canadian family.
>>70468828
I tip them 20%. And then the waitress gives me a tip. Then, some bald Amerifat sweaty amerifat tips me.Then, I hold the door open while leaving for someone, and I give them a tip.
The problem with that is that I went to Canada and still saw niggers, so we started calling them Frenchmen instead.
>>70470907
This 110% other than the bad loopoos. We really don't have enough of them where I am from that the bad ones are really noticeable. I say this as someone who has had a pretty diverse social circle since 2008.
Alot of African I know just want to hustle people, or are likeable yet very easily corruptable.
The fuck is this meme .
I've seen a total of maybe 150 black people in my life in Alberta .
>>70471378
Kek
>>70471378
Shit. Meant to reply this>>70471381
Goddamnit.
>>70468828
"You can't sell pirated DVD or fake glasses here, please get out or I call the police"
>>70471642
>>70471378
Nice samefag.
>>70468828
If I'm a waiter, I try to avoid serving them because I know they won't tip. I'll pass it off onto the new guy.
If I'm the owner, I tell my waiters to push the margaritas, because that's what I do.
If I'm in the back, I put my balls on their food, because that's what I do.
>>70470395
Thanks cuck.
>>70471767
Yeh. I fucked up replying because I'm on mobile because my computer sucks when combined with its shitty placement on the other side of a thick ass wall from the router.
>>70469474
To be fair you don't see the 360 thing much anymore
>>70468828
Also, I just realized that they aren't family. The adult nigger has them at gunpoint to pay for his meal.
>>70471125
Pushing a "gratuity" on the bill is in bad taste and even insulting if the service was less than excellent, I'm sure those canadians are getting 1st class service when they come to your shitty establishment
>>70471125
there's gotta be some way around that. like a message that the gratuity is legally binding?
if it gets too common they should just announce that tips are no longer expected and bake it into the price. guess that might be laying it on a bit thick, tho.
can you give any hints where your food is? by badass do you mean the food is actually good? i'm in dallas.
>>70472727
it increases the number of fake smiles and inquiries, but also increases quality of service. European waiters can be infuriating.
>>70472727
>Canadians
Why do you give them the title of canadian? You give the impression that they are equals.
>>70470395
I am sure that most of POL works service jobs. I hope you poor fucks know that most of us laugh and make fun of you.
>>70472727
canadian here. gratuity is pushed fucking everywhere.. even timmies
>>70471621
I'm from Newfoundland, what's a black person?
>>70470731
>t. Bramaladesh fag
>>70470516
I'm taking weekend classes in Markham. There are a lot of Chinese people there, way more than brampton.
>>70469061
Britbong are you mad at not knowing the glory of bagged milk ?
Man dad, you got old.
>>70469143
>20% tip
>Shitty
Okay bud.
>>70478197
>bagged milk
Y tho? Once you open it, you can't reseal it. And if you want to keep the rest of said milk from the open bag, you have to buy a container.
never tipped, never will. fuck dat shit. dont like your salary? get a better job
>>70479611
From my experience, you get almost a gallon of bagged milk for the price of .33 of a gallon of milk from a carton. With the lack of soggy card board. And plus...wit bagged milk...it's only a tiny little cut at the lip of the bag. I doesn't go bad...or spill everywhere.
