Come home, white man.
>>70468648
Home isnt NA though. You are the ones supposed to come home. Bring some guns and leave the fatties behind.
That looks comfy as fuck but stop posting b shit on this board and setting the precedent for autists
>>70468648
>Implying that bear wouldn't screw you up
>>70469327
>not worried that some eldritch abomination is beneath the lake.
This is my dream, but also with tons of tech shit so I never have to leave the house and can shitpost all day from maximum comfy.
>>70469544
Disgusting.
>>70468648
>>70469327
>he doesn't know how to deal with bears
Europeans are so gay
>>70468648
But seriously, that is a dream home. Only thing it'd need one or two smaller buildings for a gym and study area.
>>70469712
So are Canadians though. You did after all vote for the greatest cuck in the world.
great spot till spring when the snow melt floods your home
>>70469712
nah, they just don't grow up with a shotgun above the fireplace
>>70469327
Are europeans really afraid of bears?
Fucking pussies.
>>70469864
My province didn't. At least I know how to handle a cute little black bear without shifting myself.
>>70468648
>Implying crushing all non-whites and earth and forming a new ringworld wider than anything else isn't the solution
>>70469694
Ey m8
The cool thing is that all of the niggers and spics are contained in the southern part of the US. Based states like Montana, Idaho, Vermont, etc. are totally white and naturally beautiful as well.
>>70469960
Not really. I used to go on a "deliverrance" kind of trip each year and we slept in shelters in bear woods.
remove the dogs and we have a deal, i couldn't bear them jumping into the lake
>>70470169
sounds unbearable
>>70470071
How would you take down a black bear, huh? Wise ass.
Your country aren't even allowed to have guns.
>>70469327
Unless its a Grizzly or a Polar bear, you don't really have to worry about bears
t. someone who lives in a town that often has bears wander into the main strip
>>70470308
Kek.
>>70470169
I thought there were no bears in denmark
>>70470163
>Vermont
>home to the commie jew
Based
>>70470356
>Your country aren't even allowed to have guns.
>being this stupid
I thought Europeans were supposed to have good educations?
>>70470356
Canadian bears respond to a simple apology.
>>70469712
we genocided them
>>70470401
There aren't. We used to travel to Sweden each year with canoos - that was until they got all the muslims and the country became unbearable.
![bear5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A0teIpu.jpg "bear5[1].jpg")
>>70470356
>>70470356
Scare it away. Black bears are pussies. If it's a grizzly then there's a problem.
I would never shoot a bear anyways, it wouldn't stop a charge. Bear spray is more affective and non lethal to the bear
>>70470394
Black bears can be just as bad.
I've shot 2, and I'm sure they won't be the last.
>>70470169
> "deliverrance" kind of trip
So you took turns getting ass raped by the Euro equivalent of hillbillies?
>>70469712
>Tfw you killed all your bears over a thousand years ago
>>70470514
Why would you do such a thing?
>>70470435
Oh you caught me. I faked having a masters in Canadian syrup culture and gender studies. Oh boy, this is so embarrising.
>>70469694
uk has 4x the muslims than american
>>70470163
Yes... all near the super volcano that is overdue an eruption by thousands of years.
>>70470567
BULLSHIT.
People who rely on bear spray are usually urbanites who don't know any better.
45-70 lead pills do the trick.
>>70469327
Black bears are pussies. Source: im a hillbilly
>>70470576
>Black bears can be just as bad.
Only if its a mother black bear protecting its kids, black bears on the whole are complete pussies
I'd be more worried about running into a moose than a black bear
I want to but you won't let me
I just want to live peacefully in a small American town owning lots of guns
>>70470616
>not interbred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ea7koANoc
>>70470648
>this much damage control
Just admit you made a stupid statement
>>70470603
Haha oh you, Swedes don't rape, they get raped.
>>70470659
No it doesn't. In absolute terms, the UK has less muslims than the u.s. We have more in terms of percentage of the max population.
>>70470717
Agree with you there. Hell I'd rather go against a grizzly than a pissed off moose.
>>70468648
Will I you give me a gun?
>>70469694
Insecure Brit, you live on a tiny island.
Nah, a heavy rain would lead to instant flooding.
>>70470682
>he kills bears instead of just scaring them
Faggot.
>>70470806
Of courshe.
>>70468648
but where is home?
there won't be anywhere left soon
Fuggin bears man, I am legit scared of them
I still suffer from Bearanoia when I'm outdoors even though I carry a gun
>>70470630
Haha totally forgot about that picture. Anyways, in Sweden it's not allowed to shit in their forrest because if you do the fox picks it up and spreads plauge in all of Sweden. So, there's one good reason.
>>70470682
Fuck that. Unless you're hunting a bear gun is pretty retarded self defence for one. I don't want it die. Bear spray works fucking great I've seen it in action.
>>70470768
Hardly, I merely stoobed to your level of shit posting.
>>70470806
You can have some of mine.
>>70470866
Awww, did I offend the frail little animal lover?
Most of the time I give a warning shot, didn't have time to once, and the 2nd time the fucker didn't care.
>>70470734
It is possible, the American dream is always alive.
>>70470792
>>70470717
>afraid of a deer
Only in Canada.
>>70470785
Muhammad is the most common boy name in Britain. It took the Jews 50 of brainwashing a huge population, without feminism and abortion, to do this. Britain has a fraction of the population and will be a caliphate in 15 years tops. You have nothing to laugh about.
>>70469327
>Implying I wouldn't train it from birth to attack PoC on sight
>>70470866
This. I'd be sad to see canada turn into some shitty bear less country. I judge a country by its bear population density.
>>70470981
>I merely stoobed
Okay, so you're actually stupid.
Makes sense
>>70471024
Mother fucker have you ever seen a moose? That thing could fuck you up worse than almost any other thing you'd run into.
>>70470785
Isn't that what matters? If I lived in a city with 5,000,000 people and there were 10,000 Muslims and I never saw them who gives a fuck? If I live in a city with 10,000 and there's 5,000 Muslims in it then half of the people I walk by are fucking smelly ass Muslims.
>>70471024
>Scared of black people
Only in America
>>70470912
It's saved my life before, and it will again I'm sure. I'll put it up against pepper spray any day.
I've got a carry permit for my .44mag as well, but I only bother with it when I'm working. Rifles can get clunky and cumbersome in dense bush.
>>70468648
>>70471022
It's currently pretty much impossible to legally move to the US from Europe.
>>70470912
>He thinks bear spray would stop bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8R9fwsEA6M
>>70468648
I would give anything for this. No access to the internet or annoying cunts. Just dwelling in the serene beauty of the wilderness for the rest of my days.
>>70471064
>no education
>stupid
You debate like you're twelve years old.
>>70469169
No, my home is America, not socialist countries that fail to recognize the rights of free speech and to bear arms.
You dug your own graves. Don't come knocking when the soil begins to pile atop you.
>>70470906
i'm not a fan either. Last time I was out hiking, my friend lent me his sleeping hammock. It was brand new, and tits. Rain flap, mosquito net... All that good stuff. But then, in the middle of the night, I woke up, and all I could think about was being a bear pinata. So I layed there with knife in hand, ready to split the bottom of the hammock in case anything started knocking me around. Nothing happened, but it was raining that night, so I had the flap on, and could not see anything at all. I will never sleep in one of those again.
>>70471257
Go to southern NZ then ya poofter
>>70471227
Brb roof leaks, rats scurrying around, bugs crawling through cracks
No thanks
>>70471264
>debate
So you're autistic too
>implying I'm debating
>implying I'm not just making fun of you
>>70471144
And the fuckers don't stop until they've fucked you up. At least grizzlies usually bluff charge, blackies it's a coin flip. With moose, they're coming for you and they ain't stopping.
>>70470882
>>70470985
>tfw you will never be burger
>>70470906
We have a ton of black bears in Quebec. I see them all the time when driving north to my summer cottage.
They wreck my blueberry bushes.
Guns or revolvers? What's best for innawoods/bear/moose defense bros?
>>70471383
Okay Muhammed.
>>70471239
>he thinks bear spray would stop bears
>post a video of a bear getting shot to death
?
Bear spray does stop bears. Also doesn't kill them.
>>70471234
>It's currently pretty much impossible to legally move to the US from Europe.
Since when? My math professor is from Poland and my geology professor is French.
>>70471257
I'm with you man. Would be nice.
>>70468648
Looks pretty comfy.
>>70471449
Is autism a big problem in Denmark?
>>70471455
What's wrong with killing them? There's no fucking shortage of them.
>>70471414
Where you live my dude
>>70471311
>f. But then, in the middle of the night, I woke up, and all I could think about was being a bear pinata. So I layed there with knife in hand, ready to split the bottom of the hammock in case anything started knocking me around.
Fucking this man. Same thing happened to me when I went camping alone except I was clutching my gun all through the night.
>>70468648
>>70471574
Not as big as it is in Canada.
>>70471581
Because it hurts his feelings and what is more important, your safety or his feels?
>>70471581
There's no shortage because we don't kill them ln the scale like every other country did. Nothing wrong with hunting rhem responsibly or emergency defence but obviously not killing a bear is the preferred option over killing a bear.
Thomas Kinkade's stuff is pretty comfy desu
>>70471144
>>70471414
Please, continue. Tell me about the mighty Canadian beast.
>>70471612
BC
Summers I spend on a couple gold claims. Fall is hunting season, winter is trapping season, spring is hunting season.
>>70471779
Kek.
>>70468648
What a terrible, unrealistic fucking painting.
1 flood and the house is gone
yfw, my home and 180 acres in upper michigan is thtt picture perfect.
>>70471764
Is that san francisco before SJWs?
>>70471764
When i see pics like this i think about georgia/carolina, how wrong am i?
>>70471779
If you hit one in your car on the highway you will most likely die and it will most likely stand up and walk away. If you piss one off in the bush you should pray to your god because the end is near. Never bring your gf around one because when she compares the two of you together you'll never be adequate in her eyes again.
Fucking delicious also.
>>70471744
They're actually over populated around here. No shortage of grizzlies too. Wolves are what we're really after right now.
>>70471656
I also had a gun with me, but a gun is kinda useless when you can't see shit. My plan was to split the hammock, then pull the gun. I was with a buddy, so I did not want to go off all willy nilly spraying bullets everywhere, because he like bumped into me to fuck with me, or was taking a piss or something.
Scariest thing you will ever experience is a mountain lion scream in the middle of the night. Shat bricks when I heard it. Sounded like a women was being murdered.
>>70471480
If they even are permanent residents, they're probably old and have waited 30+ years to get their green cards
>>70471779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe5wVeEChTw
>>70471965
Very wrong
>>70468648
Come home, White man.
>>70471858
Nice. I'm in Alberta on the BC border. Fucking rocky Mountain master race.
>canuck kills an innocent moose after being "attacked"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1XlsskYmY
Fucking canucks
No OP we must go to Europe
>>70471952
It could have been so different.
>>70470356
>he's afraid of black bears
Bahahaahaha
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkwy0scRXBU
>>70472190
I never said that though.
>>70472035
Try getting stalked by one for miles and having it charge you right by your campfire.
Once again, a gun saved my ass.
>>70472268
I didn't know Les Stroud used 4chan
>>70468648
Also quite reasonably comfy.
>>70472153
>innocent
>moose
Pick one
>>70472190
oy vey people wake up! bears are timid animals
>jew lady scares away bear
"take care... but have a nice hibernation"
idk why this video made me kek
>>70472153
>canuck
>being this dumb
>>70472413
This, had to sneak around in the woods when going to school because those bastards were there with their calves
>>70472372
Don't think that homo even owns a gun.
>>70472153
The only thing fucked about that video is how he leaves it there dying. Fucking finish the job and put it out of its misery.
>>70471052
>I judge a country by its bear population density.
This should be the basis for all civilization.
>>70472136
Ah, an Albertan.
Explains your hard on for bears.
>>70472153
>being so desperate to insult Canada you end up insulting your own cowardly countryman
That video happened in Wyoming
This might be the only thread in history where Canadians contributed anything of worth
>>70472696
This is a stereotype I can live with
>>70472153
I like how he calls out to the moose and moves towards it instead of waiting for it to move out of the way (literally baiting it). I also like how his first shot was when the moose had turned its back and was going away.
>>70472856
Americans are known for shooting at the first sign of danger, aren't they?
>>70468648
>tfw ywn be a self sufficient alpha male living off the grid in an idyllic self built cabin with your wholesome christian wife and children thankful for every day you are blessed to be alive on this beautiful planet
why even live?
>>70472981
Why don't you go be that if it's your dream?
one day I will come back and retire there
>>70470163
>tfw shitskin living in Montana
How angry are you?
>>70469169
"Home is where the Hijab is" -Sweden
>>70468648
>gave my heart a boner
>>70472268
Shit man. Those things were bad enough in Red Dead Redemption. Can't even image one IRL.
>being afraid of bears
Man the fuck up faggot
>>70473139
you can't anymore, they're invading every peaceful corner of the globe
>>70472190
OMG his reaction at 2:50 is so adorable.
European fag here, can I haz a bear as a pet ?
P.S: Y'all north americans better kill as many mooses as possible. These guys are scary as fuck tbqh.
>>70474658
>can I have a wild animal as a pet?? :DDD
Kill yourself
>>70470906
According to that map I live on the edge of polar bear and black bear country.
painting needs more gigantic black flies and other nasty shit that eats you alive
>>70468648
Why would Europeans migrate to a country that will be a minority white by 2050? American whites are delusional as fuck
>>70471257
http://www.city24.ee/et/kinnisvara/majade-muuk/Halinga-vald-Arase-kula/pcnt38?selectedTabMenu=list
>>70472190
Black bears can get hungry too
Maybe they have some good territory management to prevent that, though
>>70468648
Looks like Argentina
>>70476457
If Trump doesn't work out maybe /pol/ can form a crusade and take it from you blacks
>>70468648
>Come home, white man.
>>70469098
>Come home, white
>>70469459
have it over for tea and get to know your neighbor.
>>70469169
>Home isnt NA though
>>70469238
>That looks comfy as fuck
>>70473536
Very angry tbqhwy.
Please leave.
>>70469459
>some eldritch abomination is beneath the lake.
>>70469327
>that bear wouldn't screw you up
>>70470906
This map misses out the biggest bears of all, the Kodiak bear.
>>70469544
>Come home, white man.
>>70469712
>he doesn't know how to deal with bears
>>70469815
>Disgusting.
>>70469815
>But seriously, that is a dream home.
>>70468648
I like that painting as well despite the cheese.
Where is it a depiction of in the U.S. ?
>>70469544
THIS
>>70470668
nigger if that shit goes off the world is fucked, It would be like a nuclear winter.
>>70468648
Fun fact: I personally knew the artist who painted who painted this.
>>70470394
>Unless its a Grizzly or a Polar bear, you don't really have to worry about bears
>>70470906
Post your face when you live in NO BEAR POPULATION
>>70471227
Here's my pick.
I was thinking of renting a cabin in WV this spring on like airbnb for a hiking trip.
>>70477849
Minimalism is degenerate.
>>70470436
>Canadian bears respond to a simple apology.
>>70477537
>>70477466
Pussy cityfolk detected
>>70470567
>If it's a grizzly then there's a problem.
>>70471227
heaven on earth
>>70477895
Well I don't really like the style of the outside but I wanted a brown cabin with nice interior kitchen and this was the only one I could find. Would prefer renovated kitchen + traditional outside but didn't see it.
>>70470668
>Yes... all near the super volcano that is overdue an eruption by thousands of years.
>>70471965
Savannah, Georgia and Charleston, South Carolina resemble that painting a bit though without the hills. In reality though they look nothing like SF.
>>70470906
>I still suffer from Bearanoia
>>70471912
UP?
>>70471965
charleston is like that
>>70471052
>I'd be sad to see canada turn into some shitty bear less country. I judge a country by its bear population density.
>>70469327
we free men have this thing called a gun
>>70477466
Y'all = You all
Ya'll = stupid Yankee that doesn't know how contractions work
>>70470394
>t. someone who lives in a town that often has bears wander into the main strip
Churchill Canada where polar bears migrate through town.
>>70471414
>And the fuckers don't stop until they've fucked you up.
>>70471443
>>70468648
Why is such a simple lifestyle so impossible to obtain?
>>70470567
just carry a bear sword and some fireworks to scare the bear away. maybe a whip too
>>70468648
Did a puzzle of that painting once.
>>70468648
>you'll never go hiking/exploring in God's country with your best bros
Why live
http://youtu.be/LIPc1cfS-oQ
>>70472001
>Fucking delicious also.
too chewy
>>70478446
Yeah looks like it!
>>70472107
>Come home, White man.
>>70472964
shooting at the first sign of danger, aren't they?
ah feared fo muh defense ayuh................
Why do people shit on Thomas Kinkade so much? I think his paintings are comfy.
>>70472696
I never heard about this stereotype before. Is because everyone from BURTA likes rednecky things and predators and shit?
>>70471414
Moose kill a much higher number I people every year. I still would rather see a moose charging me than a big old bear.
>>70472442
>bears are timid animals
>>70471744
Bears don't fuck around, leaf. I had 2 bears, big gay ones, fuck me.
is Poland the new future savehaven?
>>70468648
>implying this isn't just a romanticism of a past that never existed in the first place.
>>70470668
The yellowstone caldera is cut off from its source iirc so any pressure build up/chance of eruption is extremely minimal and it'll be dead in a short geological span of time anyway.
>>70479999
>*cues police academy blue oyster scene*
>>70471239
I feel bad for that bear.
He dindu nuffin. He was just following his bear instincts.
>>70468648
If by home, you mean my European heritage, then fuck no, America's where I'm staying. My ancestral home has turned into a home for the conquered, and the conquerors are the Muzzies they're opening their gates too.
>>70478503
please try that with your auto lil weenie <burp>
>>70470981
>I merely stoobed
Every single place on Earth is our rightful home as the only race of people competent enough to rule over it.
>>70471162
>implying gangbanging chimps with guns and legal power are a laughing matter
My dream is to buy a shitty $30,000 one floor home in Montana or Wyoming and just chill all day. I'd have to save up around $100,000 to totally retire and frugally live off that money forever, which is a long shot. I wouldn't mind working to pay the property tax and computer bill though. Shit, I'd flip burgers at McDonalds as long as its in a happy pleasant neighborhood with no nigs
>>70478516
you all sound like your mouf is fulla grits
>>70480280
buckshot or slug
>>70479287
>just carry a bear sword
>>70469694
They're all contained in Mega City One, aka Detroit, when you don't live on a puny, rainy, socialist island you have lots of places to put the undesirables.
USA is huge britbong, you on the other hand have to share everything with your Muzzies, including your women apparently.
>>70471022
the worst thing about that picture is that breakfast here would be $40, but in America it's maybe only $10
>>70479811
>Moose kill a much higher number I people every year.
>>70476457
Yeah, but America's got white people in it.
>>70481075
not many
>>70480099
>The yellowstone caldera is cut off from its source iirc
>>70471965
Geographically, you're way off as that painting is of the famed Lombard St in SF. However, visually Savannah, GA, Charleston, SC and Wilmington, NC all look similar, though somewhat smaller.
t. NCbro
>>70481274
Yellowstone Supervolcano Ground Raises Ten Inches
>>70481326
>>70477592
Looks like the rockies, so Colorado maybe?
Wyoming?
>>70481364.
According to the Yellowstone Volcano Observatory , run by the USGS and the University of Utah, during the past 2 million years the Yellowstone super volcano has had three of the world’s largest volcanic eruptions:Eruption of the >2450 cu km Huckleberry Ridge Tuff about 2.1 million years ago created the more than 75-km-long Island Park caldera.
The second cycle concluded with the eruption of the Mesa Falls Tuff around 1.3 million years ago, forming the 16-km-wide Henry’s Fork caldera at the western end of the first caldera.
Activity subsequently shifted to the present Yellowstone Plateau and culminated 640,000 years ago with the eruption of the >1000 cu km Lava Creek Tuff and the formation of the present 45 x 85 km caldera. Resurgent doming subsequently occurred at both the NE and SW sides of the caldera and voluminous (1000 cu km) intracaldera rhyolitic lava flows were erupted between 150,000 and 70,000 years ago.
>>70469327
No need to be afraid of any scary bears if you have a gun designed to kill them.
>>70481623
>Wyoming?
>>70481223
The blacks and Mexicans are used for labor, don't delude yourself my silly shitposter. You'll be hard pressed to find a black in a nice neighborhood, just in our mega cities.
>>70471779
>faggot thinks a moose is a joke
I hope you get trampled by one, you gigantic ignorant fuck
>>70481543
to be fair, if it erupted like it did in the past, then it really doesn't matter where you live. the world would be dark for years.
>>70474265
holy shit that man would be swimming in pussy
one of only two men to fight off a bear in hand to hand combat
>>70481791
You'd use a 10 gauge with a bucketshot or slug to kill them, not a pistol.
>>70477094
No. I have a career and worked hard to afford my things and live here. Please go to Eastern Europe if you hate us so much.
>>70481884
>You'll be hard pressed to find a black in a nice neighborhood, just in our mega cities.
>>70482000
For hunting, yes. But if it is charging at you then a fast shooting high powered pistol that you can easily carry with you can easily do the job.
Also, nice digits.
>>70481326
For reference. Pic related. Photo, though. Not a painting.
>>70480702
>not using an all-american 1878 Colt Double Barrel 10 Gauge
non-patriot
>>70468648
When we reach the singularity I will program myself to be athletic and full of vigor and then live in a house exactly like pic related
>>70481856
Killjoy
>>70481710
>>70482058
reeeee
but seriously, if you actually have a job and aren't on welfare, then you're better than most of our white faggot race-traitor liberal cucks
>>70481953
>the world would be dark for years.
>>70482534
How do so many black men get welfare anyway
Isn't it almost impossible for men to get
>>70469544
this senpai
if you actually have a job and aren't on welfare, then you're better than most of our w
amerifats have become so sensitive about their non whiteness just like the brits
you cant even make posts about it anymore without a bunch of angry amerifats whiteknighting their shitty nigger infested neighborhoods
>>70469694
>>70482215
Is a .45 good for that?
>>70482523
>>70482613
affirmative action pedro/tyrone
they also get a easier time in college
