You have a .44 revolver and one round. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden are in bound and gagged in a room with you. As you look at the only things you have, you are pressed on which one to shoot. Which one would you shoot to change history and why?
>>70468199
Line them all up exactly the same height on their knees. Go to one end of the lineup, aim down the line, fire one bullet through all their skulls.
>>70468199
Shoot Trump and pistol whip the rest to death.
>>70468199
Kill Osama, it's dangerous to have wild dogs in the room as people
Nice try Secret Service.
>>70468199
I shoot myself because the problems of the world run far deeper than those people. Even if I were to kill all four it wouldn't make anything any better. Killing the leaders of a malignant movement does nothing, the problem is that each of those has/had enough people who were eager to follow them where they want to go.
>>70468199
Pistol whip everyone but Trump then smile at the God-Emperor as he witnesses my sacrifice to make America great again
What the fuck? Obviously Clinton, what kind of retarded question is that?
Shoot Trump just to see the butthurt on /pol/.
>>70468199
None of them are particularly worth shooting, but I guess it'd be Hillary. If I could go back in time and pull the trigger on one person it would be Mayer Amschel Rothschild before he conceived any of his Satan spawn.
>>70468199
Strangle everyone but Trump then shoot Hillary again for good measure.
>>70468199
I'll shoot myself I don't want to make that decision. If I was forced , Hillary for the craic
>>70468199
what?
clinton, there is literally no other plausible option
>>70468199
Grin at them, shoot myself and let them all starve to death next to my rotting corpse in the exitless room of hell.
>>70468199
Give Hitler the gun, tell him to shoot me for being mixed race scum
Clinton
>>70468199
Shillary
I'd shoot OP to be honest family.
>>70468709
>>70468852
Seconding.
As much as I dislike Trumps authoritarianism I think shooting him would martyr him. Nobody's going to think a dead Clinton a martyr, Hitler did nothing wrong and Bin Laden died in '11.
$hillary goes
>>70468934
Do it for the craic
>>70468199
>shoots Trump
>beats the rest to death with the revolver
>>70468199
myself
If I shoot myself does that mean all the mistakes I've made in life are gone?
>>70468199
Put Hilary and Osama back to back
>>70468822
>>70468199
I would pistol whip and rape Hillary. I would intentionally try to cause as much mental damage as possible. Enough so that she could continue her campaign for the Dem nomination, but ultimate face major mental breakdown when up against trump. Then I'd shoot Bin Laden in the dick and walk out with my sweet new gun.
>>70468934
For the craic, i love you paddys so much
Sit Osama and Hillary back to back, head to head. Pull the trigger squared up to penetrate both.
Then suck Hitlers dick, and snowball Trump.
>>70468199
Shoot Hillary, untie Trump, and because he's always carrying, let him shoot Osama.
I'd ask trump who to shoot.
>>70468199
>Cabbage Nig
>>70468579
This
/thread
>>70468199
Free Trump and my main man Hitler, leave room, find Bernie Sanders and shoot.
I'd just ask Osama to detonate his bomb.
>>70468199
I'll give it to Osama he knows his job.
>>70468199
Hitler and Obama are dead already. Put Trump in front of Hillary and hope for the best.
>>70468199
Line up Hillary and Osama shoot through Hillary and hope it kills Osama as well.
>>70468402
A .44 won't go through all of them. You would need a .50
A .44 is for stopping power, not penetration. It would get stuck in Hillary's skull anyway.
>>70468199
I would let Shayk bin Laden go free and listen to his advice.
>>70468402
This but I would make sure Hillary is the first one so she is certain to die. Hillary dying is the only way this election could go to anybody else. It would actually get pretty interesting, see who they try to get instead of Bernie. Trump won't win even with Clinton dead or in prison.
wait I change mine, kill Hitler, that way antisemitism doesn't get associated with him for propaganda, and becomes less vilified
>>70468199
Hillary, because I like Trump, Hitler was cool, but dead already, and Obi was just a sandnigger, dead already, and Hillary probably financed a thousand like him, or more.
>>70468414
second post best post.
>>70470041
If Hitler would not halted the jewish lead soviet union, they would have reached Paris and London, and those fucks would not have militarised to protect themself, later the US jews would have played the country into soviet hands, so they could have had their zionist dreams, if you are white you probably would not even be born than.
>>70468199
Hillary. She deserves it. If she is elected president it's coming for her
>>70468199
>Trump, Hitler, and Bin Laden in a room together
That sounds like a fun time. Shame that cunt Hillary has to spoil it.
Stick Hillary in front of Bernie and shoot, take pictures of Trump beating Osama to death to aid his campaign. Then us and Hitler would go drink vodka and eat pickles together
>>70469835
Assuming it went her thick fucking skull to begin with.
>>70468199
Clinton
How is this a question?
Also donate my cell phone to Hitler so they win
>>70468199
Well, i would strangle Hillary with my bare arms, shoot Hitler and let Trump beat to death Osama, video tape it post it to the intrenet and insure his presidency.
Clinton.
fuck osama, marry hitler, kill hillary
>>70468199
Osama easily.
9/11 and the resulting shitstorm in the Middle East would have never happened (Jewluminati conspiracies notwithstanding).
Also, the entire world would hate us far less than they do now.
>>70468199
Clinton, duh.
I'm thinking more a human centipede scenario. maybe line them up ass to mouth, with trump at the front, and keep them there by brandishing the weapon
>>70468199
maga
Fuck Donald
Kill Hillary
Marry Hitler
>>70468199
Shoot Hillary, pistol whip Osama to death.
Unbind Trump and Hitler.
>>70468709
Is it strange that I find pic relate hot?
Shoot Hillary, let the rest go.
None of them did anything wrong.
>>70468199
>shoot hitler
>trump no longer gets compared to hitler
>wins election
Osama is already dead. I choose to shoot Hilary
Would shooting Hitler make Jews more powerful than they already are?
>>70469086
> Bin Laden died in '11
You sure?
Clinton obviously.
Trump is an historical irrelevancy.
Hitler was the greatest of bros.
Binny was just a patsy.
Only Clinton is truly evil.
>>70471886
Why do you need Trump when you have Hitler?
Hitler is the best leader the world has ever had. Way better than Trump.
>>70471450
>>70471972
>implying
he made europe weak, causing a war that led to a massive population decrease
would've been better for him to not exist and possibly have a smaller war with stalin
>>70468199
Untie trump, have him strangle the rest while I shoot clinton
>>70468949
FUUUUUUCK
Anyone advocating the killing of Hitler or Trump should be banned from the internet forever.
>>70472166
>he made europe weak
How so? Arguably the last time Europe was strong was in the 30s and early 40s. Anything that occurred after WW2 is solely the responsibility of the Allies who created the world Hitler rallied Germany to fight against.
>causing a war that led to a massive population decrease
Britain and France did that. If they (primarily Britain) had not interfered in German business in Eastern Europe, in which the former had no right to interfere, war could have been avoided. Plus most of the deaths in WW2 occurred in the final year when the Allies were the main players. German advances were actually fairly light in deaths because of how rapid and efficient they were. Not like Allied ones that were foreshadowed either by waves of bombers indiscriminately bombing everything in sight or hordes of savage steppe gooks egged on by Jewish Commissars.
>would've been better for him to not exist and possibly have a smaller war with stalin
Had Hitler not existed, Germany likely would have fallen to Communism and thus Western Europe would have faced war with a huge Communist alliance. Hitler literally saved Europe from Stalin by acting as a buffer state. Almost got rid of him too. Oh well.
Hillary, of course
she's the only one who did something wrong
>>70472925
>Arguably the last time Europe was strong was in the 30s and early 40s
precisely because they lost so many people in a war amongst themselves
>If they (primarily Britain) had not interfered in German business in Eastern Europe, in which the former had no right to interfere
actually, if germany hadn't invaded a country that had a protection pact with britain then there wouldn't be a war.
they had a duty to help poland, they failed in that mostly but still officially declared war
>German advances were actually fairly light in deaths
until they got around to slaughtering the civilians :^)
>Hitler literally saved Europe from Stalin by acting as a buffer state
poland was the buffer state, it would have protected europe from stalin/communism if it weren't invaded by two countries simultaneously
>>70468199
Hillary clinton because the ones before can't change history of the MAGA and birthed the moment where won and took office.. And she's a criminal and a fraud and an evil and obnoxious liar and her and bill have a lot of skeletons in their cubboard..
The selection is easy..
Shoot Hitler, he was an incompetent leader and betrayed the Germans with his "nationalism".
>>70468199
Shoot Hitler, save 40 Million Europeans + avert the self hate and self cucking of Eastern Europe.
Hitler is utter dogshit, the guy can't even lick Napoleons boots as far as leaders go.
>>70473846
>precisely because they lost so many people in a war amongst themselves
Yes and no. They lost a lot of people in WW1 as well and were able to recover, without the equivalent of a Marshall Plan. Hell, Germany went from dogshit to the most powerful nation in Europe in 10 years. What made Europe the joke it is today was the 1960s. The laws and social change that occurred in that period are what prevents Europe from doing what it was able to do after WW1. Hitler had nothing to do with that, although I guess the Hollywood bogeyman version of Hitler acted as a useful catalyst for neo-Leftist politics.
>actually, if germany hadn't invaded a country that had a protection pact with britain then there wouldn't be a war.
Liberated is a more accurate term. Germany wanted German territory back that was occupied by the Polish state. Britain turned what could have been a border squabble into a war. By providing the pact, they also ensured that the Polish government became outrageously arrogant and deaf to German diplomatic requests, thus necessitating war. You could call it warmongering.
>they had a duty to help poland, they failed in that mostly but still officially declared war
Which is of course why Britain and France promptly declared war on the USSR when they invaded Poland two weeks after Germany. Oh wait.
>until they got around to slaughtering the civilians :^)
You mean the guerillas? That was permitted during WW2 as they were unlawful combatants and thus not governed by the Geneva Conventions of the time. Laws regarding their treatment only came in after WW2.
>poland was the buffer state
Clearly it wasn't given that Stalin invaded it without any protest from the West. Had an alternative history occurred without Hitler and Stalin pushed into Europe and invaded Germany, I imagine that would have been met with protest and war from the West who would not want Stalin bordering France and other Allied Western nations.
>>70475202
>What made Europe the joke it is today was the 1960s
what made it that way was the constant fear of being compared to hitler, thus limiting right-wing politics
>By providing the pact, they also ensured that the Polish government became outrageously arrogant and deaf to German diplomatic requests, thus necessitating war
would any country give up their land by diplomatic request?
regardless, it didn't necessitate war.
iirc the only significant claim germany had in the area was for danzig/gdansk, they wanted control of it instead of it being a free city protected by poland
>Which is of course why Britain and France promptly declared war on the USSR when they invaded Poland two weeks after Germany. Oh wait.
i'll admit I don't remember their reasoning here, was it fear?
>You mean the guerillas?
nah, civilians. all those times they just lined up civilians and shot them in major polish cities to inspire fear
not to mention all those belarussian villages that got massacred
>Clearly it wasn't given that Stalin invaded it without any protest from the West
it wasn't able to defend itself as it was attacked from two sides, had no support and was not orepared for a blitzkrieg attack
>>70476468
bumping thread so we can continue the conversation
>>70468199
Give the gun to Hitler
/thread
>>70477411
Pleb this is fucking hilarious let it go on, I didn't think some of the replies would be this funny.
Osama bin Laden. As much as I dispise Hitler, maybe he turned things for the best. Maybe without him Germany and much of Europe would have gone full commie, and maybe the cold war woulda tuned out different.
>>70477648
Pleb am I? I bet you're Slavic too you piece of trash
>>70477876
Thanks m8 but I'm Lithuanian you half redneck piece of shit from Kentucky
>>70478163
>Lithuanian
You're proud of being from a country where there is more land mines than people
Hillary because she's not alpha and does not advance humanity in any way.
At least Bin Laden and Hitler catalized things a bit.
>>70478510
>steps foot into Lithuania
>goes into field to pick cabbage
>gets shot by Putin
>falls onto landmine
But yes I do show patriotism for Lithuania as shitty as the nation is now
Hitler, because he failed anyway and wound up making the jews even more powerful by giving them the holocaust to guilt everyone into obeying.
The amount of people actually considering shooting our God Emperor is shameful.
What has /pol come to?
>>70478710
>gets assfucked by Russia 3 times (about to be 4)
>"we were a great empire in the Middle Ages"
>>70468199
Hitler
>>70478710
"Great nation"
>paid tribute to the Vikings and Denmark
>doesn't want to accept its just like the other Baltic States
>>70479241
True but at least I'm not from Poland, invaded more times than Lars has fucked up on drums.
>>70468199
Beat them all to death with the butt of the gun, then use the bullet at target practice later that week.
>>70468199
myself lol
>>70468199
shoot myself and hence leave the rest gagged and bound to a slow death of starvation :^)
>>70479508
>lithuanian still mad about wilna and irrelevence
Shitlery is the clear and present danger.
>>70480009
It's just a joke m8, the feg I'm arguing with over Lithuania is a friend and my parents are Lithuanians, but I'm American kek. I don't give a shit about the country and I know it's a worthless shithole.
>>70468199
"When I have but one bullet, and I am presented with the enemy and the traitor, I shoot the traitor."
>>70481795
hey m8, you'd best start learning about it.
might have to return there soon.
>>70482106
Oh I know all about the country actually, I'd probably kill myself before I go to that welfare recipient drunkard hell. Suicide rate is ridiculously high there anyway and I can see why.
Face away from them and close my eyes then turn 360 degrees and fire. Walk out of the room with eyes closed not knowing who I shot
>>70468709
fuck off
>>70468199
I would shoot Toby twice.
>>70468199
>give gun to hitler
>he works his nazi magic
>we use the newly crafted device to teleport to a higher dimension
problem solved.
>>70468199
Easy, shoot Hillary then untie Trump and Hitler so we can beat Osman to death together.
>>70468199
>unload gun
>remove bullet
>snort powder
>beat everyone but trump and Hitler to death
>>70468199
God Emperor, Shill, and two already dead people.
Hard choice, familia
>>70468199
Hillary Rodham Clinton.
>>70468199
Those are some shitty choices. I would shoot Stalin or Churchill.
Give the revolver to Lord Trump.
