This woman bursts into your room and demands that you house Jamal and Ahmad in your home.
What do?
Kill her.
>>70467339
Didn't happen. Dogs didn't bark
>>70467339
Sure if my wife didnt throw me out to live with Mehmet and hang this on the door!
>>70467339
"No, Merkel, I AM the Ahmed."
then rape her
>>70467339
Beat her senseless with my hockey stick and then give her a dirty sanchez.
Wage gorilla warfare against Nazis
>>70467339
IM SORRY MOTHER MERKEL I'LL TAKE THIRTY MORE RIGHT AWAY AND SLEEP IN THE GARDEN
>>70467339
Point to my constitution, then grab my gun.
Stara komuszyca.
>>70467339
Accuse her of Holocaust then demand she pay reparations to me.
Shoot her
>>70467339
ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>70468119
Australia on time and on target
Become a true European hero.
Sure i say as i turn on the gashowers and leave the house with my roomates!
My state has the Castle Doctrine, you tell me.
House them and ask her if there are more that need shelter, because she knows best
>>70468437
Nice flag.
>>70468437
shut up, captain
Shoot her in self defense.
Oh wait, we can't own guns. We can't even protect our homes with non-lethal weapons.
>>70467339
I didn't read thread.
>Shoot her
I live in USA afterall.
>>70467339
House them, then flay at night. Dress their skin and go become german refugee.
Shoot her. Castle doctrine, faggot.
>>70468527
Tom hanks is that you
>>70468437
You sure are wise muhammad
Welcome to America.
>>70468317
Explain
>>70468437
Look at me iris
>>70467339
Tell her that my grand grand father was jewish (not true, before you faggots start jumping your horses) and ask her if she want to control my kind again while she leaves while apologizing.
>>70467339
Slit her throat and shit in it. I'll gladly accept whatever punishment.
>>70468706
>>70468631
Just a question, you can shoot anyone that just barge into your house?
Like, if obongo was just walking down the street and your door was open so he just stepped in to tell you that you shouldn't leave the door open or whatever the fuck, you can just straight up shoot him?
>>70467339
Punch her in the fucking jaw and strangle Jamal with my bare hands.
>>70467339
Im not German i don't have to give a fuck about what she says.
Also i'd shoot her for breaking into my house and i'd probably become a hero in Germany for getting rid of her.
>>70468205
You don't have the constitution
>>70467339
bayonet her, like the soviets should have her ancestors
>>70469006
>Just a question, you can shoot anyone that just barge into your house?
Basically, yes. As long as I have not given them permission to be there, they are trespassing.
>Like, if obongo was just walking down the street and your door was open so he just stepped in to tell you that you shouldn't leave the door open or whatever the fuck, you can just straight up shoot him?
Shoot to kill and say he threatened me. Dead niggers tell no tales.
>>70467339
I have a referendum and then kick her out.
>>70467339
punch her until she cries
>>70469006
No, you cannot legally shoot obongo under any circumstances.
But as for an intruder in general, it depends on the state. In most states here, no you cannot. But in a few red states you most definitely can.
>>70467463
First post best post.
>>70468799
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inejiro_Asanuma
>>70468799
nip assassinated a commie who could've ended up ruining Japan
>>70467339
I say: I understand you had to sign the Kancler Act which made you a puppet for USA, UK and France but kindly GTFO of my sphere of influence. You have no power here. Bye,
>>70468437
YARR MATEY
>>70467339
" Why do you want to invade Britain, you Nazi?" Then relax and let her fall apart from national shame.
Scream "Oy vey anti-Semite! Are you NAZI again?"
>>70467339
>live in Texas
>castle doctrine means I can shoot them as long as I feel my life is threatened
>yell loudly that I feel that my life is in danger
>shoot them both
>>70467339
i'll house all 3 of them and hopefully they will all die of poz.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Execute order cuckty cuck
European Union = CCCP
>>70467339
Westernized muslims are examples in society, almost all of them are extremely peaceful people. However, as usual, the progressive media uses this as a curtain to make westerners think that all Muslims are peaceful. They're not. Middle eastern mudslimes have shown time and time again that western civilization is nothing but a roadblock in their way on their path to world Islamic dictatorship. They blatantly disregard western customs in the EU. Their culture is incapable of existing peacefully in a secular western nation. Deutschistan will burn thanks to progressives. Only then will the leftyfags realize they're in the dark.
>>70469478
You can't shoot legal officials that have a reason for being on your property under any circumstances in any state in the US. Just like you can't just blast away police officers with a warrant because castle doctrine.
>>70467339
>This woman bursts into your room ...
I'd use as much violence as I deem necessary to deal with the threat that just entered my domain!
>>70467339
ANYONE who has the opportunity to ------------ and doesn't take it is a dog.
>>70470082
Not necessarily true. Look up the case of a police raid on Henry Magee. He shot and killed a deputy he believed to be a home invader, was charged with capital murder, and a jury acquitted him.
Tell her she has no power over me then kick her out of my house
>>70467463
First post best post as always
>>70467339
I had a dream I was president of the United States and she was trying to stab me with a medical knife
>>70470120
>that gif
Holy shit, degenerates disgust me but that's way over the line.
Get the fucking double barrel and something to plug my asshole with because I'm not getting raped today.
>>70467339
In America we kill unwanted guests with an AR-15.
Though I do prefer something a little bigger for that fat cow.
>>70467992
Don't start embracing it like Sweden, I have faith that you're better than that...
>>70472388
>tfw you'll never be able to purchase, own and maintain your favourite types of assault rifles.
[spoiler]Mine is the FAMAS.[/spoiler]
>>70472388
>not having a 30 round clip
Pleb
>>70467339
>This woman bursts into your room and demands that you house Jamal and Ahmad in your home.
Only if you step on my balls first mein führer.
>>70472982
Bait
>>70468437
>>70467339
Kill her.
Stand your ground, bruh.
>>70468249
Make sure to remind her of jasenovac and the sixty gorillion
>>70467339
SEIG HEIL
HITLER WAS RIGHT
REEEEEEEE
>>70467339
I would ask her how she got past my parents and apologize for the unwashed laundry, bottles of piss, and cigarette butts everywhere.
Then I would continue jerking off.
>>70470082
This doesn't apply to foreign politicians.
>>70472562
It all comes down to controlled media.
Sweden lives in lala land where no immigrant of darker color can do no wrong.
Germany is on the same path and their media is pushing for more and more control every day. The two big differences between Germany and Sweden is Sweden is a borderline landlocked country. It doesn't have very many neighbors and the little ones that they do have are welding the door shut.
Second big factor is no one gives a fuck about Sweden. I don't that mean that in a bad way its nice to fly under the radar if you are doing fine but Sweden is an after thought compared to Germany. Germany is thee economic power house for Europe and if it were to stifle people are going to ask why and point fingers at the obvious welfare rapefugee problem. This won't come from the German people of course. The media and laws have them muzzled already for the most part but they can't muzzle their neighbors, especially if they jump off the EU train.
Shit won't go down till Germany collapses economically. This could take a long time. They will cut their military spending to east german slav tier spending just to avoid the problem. Germans will also work like slaves to support the system because work is a fetish to them.
I can only hope that the rest of Europe doesn't fall into mud and manages to get out while they are still only knee deep.
>>70473595
>bottles of piss
cmon dude really?
/jp/ still exists i see
>>70472017
seriously, look at those ripped-up stockings. maybe if he didn't go so overboard in his attempt to look like a faggot, he'd still have some teeth.
>>70473664
Are you suggesting I use buckets for my bio-breaks?
>>70473916
i'd suggest the additional ten paces to the loo senpai
>>70472841
Gonna pop your bubble here.
Bullpups in general suck because of the way the trigger functions. They are long gritty and heavy. The concept of bullpup rifles is great but some things about it didn't work out to well.
FAMAS though impossible to own here, though many have shot it, is considered old and dated even to AUG which is the same generation of bullpups.
It's at least not the Tavor. Which is a modern piece of shit and I am sure makes the old ass FAMAS look good.
>>70474014
Clearly it's further than that, and requires going upstairs from the basement.
That's an effort reserved for solid waste only, sir.
fuck her
>>70473647
Good post
>>70468197
rare?
>>70474240
/thread
>>70474089
Calicuck
>>70467339
I reported to Putin...
>>70468122
Still a little life in Canada yet.
>>70467339
Anyone that busts into my "room"/apartment uninvited gets a Mosberg 590 shoved up their ass and 00 buck popping out the top of their skull.
>>70468119
I fucking love you, down unda thunda
>>70468437
>I AM THE GERMAN NOW
>>70467339
shove into oven
>>70474511
Yes but only for about 2 more months now.
