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Why couldn't the Dutch make proper colonies?


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Why couldn't the Dutch make proper colonies?
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hou je bek kankerfaggot
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>>70459415

They made Indonesia, the largest Muslim country in the world, and through some fucking miracle, managed to keep them from chimping out and going durka durka on them. They did the impossible, they took the Jihad out of the Muslim.
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>>70459415
>Can't keep your country
>want to keep colonies
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>>70459415
Because of the eternal Anglo to be quite honest.
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>>70459415
eternal anglo kept ruining it for us
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>>70459415
More importantly, why didn't the british wipe out the spear chuckers and make SA like a weird cousin of australia?
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>>70459415

Quite simply; the anglo stole everything the Dutch build.

And if they couldn't get what they wanted. They put women and children in concentration camps.

The real evil in the old world were the anglo.
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LAAT DEZE KANKERMONGOOL ZIEN HOE GROOT WIJ ZIJN
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>>70460560
/this
The anglos stole New York too
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>>70459415
The Dutch needed the ex-colony of their former rival to liberate their fucking homeland. Is it any shock that clog-wogs fall short?
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>>70460230
>>70460248
>>70460560

Stay mad boys.
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>>70461396

Nobody is mad anglo, just stating the obvious.
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>>70460248
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>>70460230
>>70461560

So cucked we cucked your colonies.
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>>70463251
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>>70463438

That quote needs a green text arrow.

Anglos were memeing before anyone else.
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>>70461560
be happy you lost your colonies
look at great britain colonies wer cool back then but today britain is full of bangladeshis and pakis
germany is full of turks but turks are like 3times better muslim migrants than pakis
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>>70463335
And then you got cucked out of having an empire yourself, leaving us both with nothing, but you have the reputation of evil while we're the cool weed guys. All according to plan, my friend.
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>>70464114

>weed lmao xD

Ah, you got me there.
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>>70461396
I love how you guys massacred your own soldiers who refused to murder unarmed women and children in the second anglo-boere war. The unmarked graves can still be found in the Beaufort-West area if I am not mistaken.
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>>70464330

Gotta eliminate the cucks.

Stay mad Chukobobo Appawebongo.
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>>70464543
Cuckold is a term reserved exclusively for a british citizen, khaki.
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>>70464543
>>70464330
Kruger telegram best telegram of my life
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>>70464762
Brits has been the ass end of a joke since the dawn of time. Empire resorting murdering women and children becausr they could not best farmers. Ass handed to them every occasion through out history.
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>>70464762
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>>70465305
I hope you're proud of it, Ahmed
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>>70459415
They were more like merchants than rulers.
Back in the days they only cared about gold and spices.
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>>70465116
they also never won real land battles against industrial nations

they sucked against romans
they sucked against saxons
they sucked against normans
they sucked against the usa
they sucked against napoleon
they sucked in wwI and wwII

but they were good at terrorising other lower developed nations like china/india/africans etc.
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I miss the /pol without country flags all these fucking /int threads
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>>70465305
oh and obliviously instead of fighting the wehrmacht soldiers they decided to attack their woman and children with bombs - the british way
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>>70461215
>saved

Yeah thanks a lot things are looking great here, id rather speak German.
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>>70465857
Leave them to their fantasies and dreamt up victories anon. They got btfo big time in ww2 and still claimed they were victorious. No England, you barely survived.
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>>70463251
Funny that krautbro because God just won't stop punishing Germany again and agan and again and again.
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>>70466066

Hitler attacked the Britain first.

What did you do to Slav women and children again may I ask? What happened to civilians during Poland blitzkrieg?
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>>70465857

How come Hitler couldn't invade Britain even though our military was tiny?
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>>70466521
I hope you enjoy Jamal's cock.
>>70466782
Literally nothing
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>>70466521
germany will survive almost everything but when we finally fall, if we fall, our people will be scattered to the four winds and found new empires all over the world like those guys from atlantis who where propably germans too.
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>>70461396
Yeah well it took you allying with the French and the Germans to invade us.
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>shit colonies
Fuck you talking bout m8
WITNESS ME
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>>70459415
Also, explain to me how our colonies were shit?
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>>70467112
Say something in either Dutch or Papiamento
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>>70467164
Mulatts
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>>70459918
Well, not completely. Muslim jihadists from Indonesia did blow up this resort in Indonesia that Westerners like about 10 years ago. Still, you're right - the jihad rate is way down in those islands.
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>>70467199
Papiomento is spoken in Surinam, not the Antilles.
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>>70467164
They pretty much all ended up British?
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>>70465399
I sure am. The Germans have been the menace of Europe since the days of Prussia.

>>70465857
lol, none of the first three were industrial countries (and the Romans and Saxons couldn't conquer the whole island, unlike when your entire country got carved up), the French went bankrupt bailing out the US in the revolutionary war (we had bigger fish to fry, the US was irrelevant at the time), we triumphed over Napoleon and won both world wars. If it wasn't for Britain Germany would've won WW1. We were also the only country that resisted your precious little Luftwaffe Mehmet.
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>>70466902
he never really tried
he asked for peace three times
one time after the invasion of poland
one time after the invasion of france
one time after the first attacks on gb

birts never were the enemy
france never was the enemy

hitler only wanted to destroy communism and the jewish bankers
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Lack of excess population. The Dutch just couldn't get the critical mass of colonists that wanted to leave their mother country due to poverty, landlessness, religious persecution or endemic warfare. And there weren't just all that many to begin with.
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>>70466782

It is true, don't deny it. You raped scores of Dutch and French women too. Disgusting.
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>>70467390
>and the Romans and Saxons couldn't conquer the whole island, unlike when your entire country got carved up
The Roman border ended at the rhine tho
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>>70467390
How were we?
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>>70467411

>birts never were the enemy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=getugf_i7E0&nohtml5=False
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>>70467491
I mean after WW2, when the USSR/USA/UK/France collectively cucked the reich.
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>>70467443
This is right
>>70467462
The Germans didnt rape all that much here desu, they were sent to the eastern front or courtmarshalled if they did.
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>>70464751
nice one my afrikaan brother
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>>70467588
You mean when you invited all of your Colonies into your big capital?
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The divide and conquer is out of control these days. Sad!
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I don't know. Amsterdam is pretty nice desu.
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>>70467798
...??
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>>70467798

ye
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Rotterdam is doing well too
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>>70467581
He's right though, Hitler respected the UK and asked for peace multiple times. Churchill wanted none of it though and along with the bankers, he dragged us into war.
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>>70467890
Nice anti-Dutch propaganda. Keep that anglo-trash away.
Here's a picture of the Randstad.
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>>70467974

>Colluding with Stalin and the commies to spitroast our Polandbros
>Good

Kill yourself cuck
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>>70467369
So clearly they weren't shit, but desirable. We are a small country always have been so we could not compete resource-wise while we also had to watch out for the constant threat of France and Germany that repeatedly stabbed us in the back, particularly France. There were 4 Anglo-Dutch wars, and we've had plenty of victories during those wars but the threat of a land invasion by other European nations, and the fact that we were very trade dependent with little natural resources meant that we could not hold out for long.
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I like this picture of Den Haag
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>>70467112
Love ya m8
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Hi guys
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The real question is why couldn't Spain make proper colonies? They had absolutely no excuse.
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>>70467581
"This war is not against Hitler or National Socialism but against the strength of the German people, which is to be smashed once and for all, regardless whether it is in the hands of Hitler or a Jesuit priest."
churchill was jealous of the power of the german people
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>>70459918
That miracle's name is Snouck Hurgronje, who studied the muslims and used their backwards religion against them. We could learn a lot from him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christiaan_Snouck_Hurgronje

>>70459415
Because the filthy Anglos kept looting them, by attacking women and children or taking them whilst nominally being allies. We lost more land to the British in the Napoleonic wars than Napoleon himself, even though we largely contributed to the victory at Waterloo. Also, houd je muil, kankerblad.
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>>70468160
Berlin is ook niet slecht hoor
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>>70468300
The real question is why were the anglos the only ones with successful colonies? And the answer is genocide
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>>70468160
>I like this picture of Den Haag
cologne is a nice city too
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>>70466902

The Luftwaffe was on the verge of breaking British airpower.

Then the Brits did a bombing raid on Berlin and Hitler chimped out, ordering Goering to bomb civilian targets instead of military ones, giving the RAF breathing space
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>>70468417
Und Ob! Hier ist ein schönes Bild der Ostfriesischen Küste.
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>>70468430
Conquest is conquest. You make it sound like the Indians in New York were happy when the Dutch showed up and began colonizing their home.

The British Empire, and subsequently, the American one, were just more efficient at it.
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>>70468412
The Batavian Republic was a French client state until it got btfo at Camperdown and then the entire fleet mutinied/surrendered to the British.
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Königsberg before the Soviets took over
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>>70467199
>>70467366
No, we speak papiamento here
Bai den conjo Ahmed, bai bek na siria
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>>70468913

>berg
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>>70468946
Ma pang pang na conjo bon mama swa
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>>70469059
>mountain
Oy vey!
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>>70459415
>EEN
>KANKER
>BLAD
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>>70469059
>anglo
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>>70468900
It was basically occupied by France. That's like saying Poland was a German ally from 1939-45.
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