You cant imagine how much i hate those fucking Brits.
Filthy Brits need not reply.
>>70458741
mfw Germany is just jealous about their past empire not being as large as ours.
>>70458741
t. Angela Merkel
Remind me again. Who won the wars?
>>70458741
Stay mad, Germany. It's okay, we understand.
I consider the British English canonical.
>>70460225
"Active practice of dental negligence" is only like the 12th wrong with people on your island.
>>70458741
rude
they are our best allies
>>70460463
The jews
>>70460633
>>70460528
"Active practice of being fat faggots" is America's biggest issue.
>>70458741
Go to bed achmed
>>70458741
>>70460463
Jews
I consider the British English canonical and learn the British English and the British accents, pronunciation, etc. Although I want to move to Ireland.
>>70460796
Ireland is a nice place desu
Irish are friendly people, countryside is beautiful. idk what the job market is like though
>>70460463
>Remind me again. Who won the wars?
We lost some provinces, but got rid of the kikes.
Remind us what you won.
>>70460463
Considering the aftermath, the true winners who gained the most were the Russians.
Which is fair enough, since they did the most fighting. That said, the people who say that the British did nothing during the Wars are bullshitting.
>>70461039
Yes. We demolished Dresden and laughed at what we had done.
>>70460926
Togoland (divided between Britain & France)
Cameroon (divided between Britain & France)
Tanganika
German South West Africa (became part of South Africa)
Nauru
Samoa (became a New Zealand mandate)
New Guinea (became a Australian mandate)
Germany's Alantic communication cables
Most of Germany's merchant fleet
Turkish Mesopotamia & Palestine became British mandates
In total 950,000 square miles & 1,000,000 people added to the British Empire
>>70460926
>but got rid of the kikes
Now you're getting flooded with Muslims, funny isn't it.
>remind me again. Who won the war?
Russia .
>>70458741
I watch the Muslim immigrant fucks German girl porn video every single day. The death of your country and people makes me cum.
>>70460528
Oh look again an American clarifying just how fucking ignorant and S T U P I D they truly are. I'd ask you to simply research this topic but that's egregously unfair. Our dental care is tip-top and our residents a greater level of oral health than yours. Bb.
>>70461121
And you lost your entire empire to us.
>>70461188
>I watch the Muslim immigrant fucks German girl porn video every single day.
Sure you do. Watching pakis fuck your ugly english teens would probably make you puke.
>>70461402
Top kek lads!
>>70461458
>british preferring muslims fucking white girls
Color me surprised.
>>70461630
We're civic nationalists, so we really don't care what people look like. Just like America can't be white nationalist because of their history, neither can we. We were like 5 different people in one country for thousands of years.
>>70461402
>>70461472
Samefagging nigger
>>70461393
Stay mad Prajeet
>>70461402
LOL! What American empire is this?
>>70461402
>>70461472
Newfag.
1954
1974
1990
2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgIdNgzVDKk
"""""""world champions"""""""
>>70461402
>>70461472
Are you new, friend?
>>70461830
Fuck off kike. Turn on your TV. We're everywhere. You niggers even watch our political debates.
>>70462105
You don't want to go down that road, son.
>>70461796
Don't talk bollocks, lad. You won't ever be truely British until being British has lost all meaning.
>>70462136
The military may be there but they don't control shit. Britain on the other hand still has oversea territories.
>>70461933
>>70461808
Actually, I have a friend in the living room who is also browsing /pol/. Don't worry, I know what thread IDs are.
>>70461830
pic related
The one you couldn't pay for after you went broke dealing with Hitler.
>>70462566
>Actually, I have a friend in the living room who is also browsing /pol/. Don't worry, I know what thread IDs are.
Being this much of a lying newfag.
>>70460918
how about you go fuck yourself proddy cunt
>>70460545
Vive l'Entente Cordiale
>>70462649
Some of us actually have friends and go outside m9.
>>70462834
Said the beta fag who spends all day in his mum's basement.
>>70460545
Based Frenchie <3
>>70462738
Well-played. Not even Farage could recover from that.
>>70463054
Wow, that was so witty brah, too witty in fact. Gonna have to bow out of this one. Not even farage could recover from that!
>>70462738
You could literally swap the word British for American and it would still make sense.
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TAN COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
>>70462566
>We're an empire because muh military bases
when will this meme end
>>70458741
You are funny
You are smart
Sauerkraut is a real food
>>70463444
checked
>>70462738
>Your culture is defined by where your stuff gets made
By that logic that would mean Americans have no culture...oh wait!
>>70463440
>implying we have curry or kebab shops in America
Literally never once seen one. We have our own brown people cuisine here.
>>70462323
Come on bud. We have people in power in multiple countries that do anything we say. We might not have land all over the world but our influence is everywhere. Colonization died before we took power.
>>70458741
well you're German you're basically obligated by law to hate Britain
they're not so bad but the trash accent and cast off celebrities are awful.
>>70463455
>Mfw most of those troop movements were coordinated with the US Military
>>70460748
nah, it's mostly just spics and blacks who are far here
the only fat white people are single moms cola burners and their kids. nothing of any value basically.
kids with white parents do sports or at least run around outside everyday because they have backyards in America without land mines in them like euro countries.
>>70463897
don't forget the questionable cuisine and their "comedy"
>>70458741
you chose the wrong culture to hate, we're the best at taking the piss out of ourselves... #fail
>>70464099
Nigger please. There are nothing but fat hicks in the south.
>>70462738
but the TV is South Korean
and the curry or kebab is on you get some fish n chips nigger put the ragheads outta business
>>70464099
You keep telling yourself that, fatty.
>>70464115
their 'comedy'..... look up exactly how much of our comedy your country has tried to remake
>>70462738
British people all own shitty IKEA furniture? is this because Somalian convicts all get the luxury lofts?
>>70464240
Yes, good goyim, listen to the blue tribe
Fucking brits are only good at stealing wealth of other countries.You would be NOTHING without us.
GIVE KOHINOOR BACK.
Don't worry I hate you too and await the next Dresden with ecstatic hope
Fucking Jerry twat
>>70464115
Let's not forget about great American comedy.
>>70464340
hey mother fucker only 1 item .. no 3 items in my room are Ikea ... got some fucking argos going on too
aryans are the ugliest race.
>>70464386
Bombing germany would actually make it better at this point.
Fucking Tommy cunt.
>>70464384
Pajeet,..... how do you wipe your arse with one hand and use your phone with the other? Did you mix it up and post this shit?
I love your banter England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1iL2jGZiZw&nohtml5=False
>>70464384
POO IN LOO
>70464099
http://edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/04/21/exp-general-batsche-int.cnn
Tactical Mobility Scooters when?
>>70458741
Success breeds jealousy, Turkroach.
>>70460545
love u France
>be British
>get raped
>>70464786
> Be American
> Get shot
>>70464622
Please elect Trump so you can compete with our banter levels
>>70458741
>>70464371
>this much denial
I see it everyday. Your rolls must be blocking your vision fat boy.
>>70464488
>aryans are the ugliest race.
>>70464827
I'd rather get shot cuck
>>70464488
Anglos ARE Aryan dickface
>>70460787
>/BeDU/
kek
>>70464941
Anglos are aryans enriched with nordic blood.
What are you, Turkroach hybrid?
>>70464622
this is fucking cringeworthy.
feels like i'm watching some shitty british sitcom from the 70s
>>70464955
Don't worry, no-one wants to rape your fat arse.
Why does it drive on the left side of the road?
reporting
>>70464827
>Be American
>Watch your Mrs get shot with a load from Jerome's BBC
>>70465037
We're Anglo celts mate it's probably the celtic genes that make us ugly
>>70465223
I'm not ugly, I'm a 9/10
>>70465094
>fat country calling another country fat
>>70460463
Yep, that'd be the Jews. Great job btw. Well done. But do you believe in hasbara shilling threads? You better start believing in them...BECAUSE YOU ARE IN ONE!!!
>>70462323
>Cockburn town
kek
>>70465290
Post face pic then
>>70465165
fat
>>70465406
fat
Everybody knows that the UK is the america of Europe
t.Superior Nation
>>70462136
>>70462566
Why do you think you having military bases is other countries makes you have power over them?
For one you pay the countries so you can have bases there, so you are essentially defending them and giving them profit, 2 positives with no tradeoff.
Plus, numerous countries have bases in other nations. The UK has bases in Germany, South Africa, Canada and many more. Does this make them part of the British? No it doesn't and it is the same deal with the US.
>>70465370
>Cockburn town
Named after what I get after spending a night with your mum Sven.
>>70465335
>>70465476
>gun hating cucks
>america of anything
>>70465532
>>70465543
Your president is a gun hating cuck
>>70465543
sixty two percent fat
>>70465611
>>70465611
who pays to feed this fat fuck every day?
>britcucks
>>70465217
>be British
>invent sandwiches
>force entire citizens to bin all knives
>can no longer produce sandwiches
>takeaway employees go broke and are forced to work as accountants
>>70461039
Not denying that the Russians did the hardest fighting but, no, the US was the biggest winner by a long way.
The Russians got
PRO
>a lot of global prestige for their regime (remember they had worked with Hitler to divide Poland, among other things)
>Eastern Europe as satellite states
>North Korea as a satellite state
>a good position in China (but the Chinese betrayed them)
>some captured German engineers/scientists
CON
>massive death toll and significant gender imbalance
>the European part of their Empire was wrecked and they lacked the resources to build it up again quickly and effectively - hence shitty concrete apartment buildings everywhere and most people remaining fairly poor
Now the US got
PRO
>an international finance system built around their currency in which it was literally the law that you had to trade oil in American Dollars
>the old powerful Empires of Britain, France, Germany and Japan are now junior partners, heavily in debt to the US.
>so basically the only rival to American power is the USSR which, compared to the US was poor, backward and relatively weak overall
>Asia divided by clever statemenship - the Chinese and the Japanese still hate each other so much that they will never be able to unite effectively.
>much of the top scientific expertise of Nazi Germany went to the US (remember the Nazis invented rockets and were still arguably the best at quite a lot of other technologies despite losing the war)
>a series of useful junior partners in the Middle East - where the most easily extracted oil is. (This one has been going a bit wrong since the 1970s)
CON
>a death toll, but nothing like as significant as a percentage of population compared to all the other powers
...
Germany and Japan lost huge
France lost their Empire
China got devastated but at least was free of Japan
UK got a glorious victory but effectively at the cost of their Empire
USSR won big
USA won so well they went from being an upstart power to global hegemon
>>70465623
You fucking stole that Obama pepe from me cunt
RULE BRITANNIA
>>70465698
>>70465718
fat
>>70465707
>Be German
>Get Raped
>>70465335
>Fattest in Europe
>Still skinny compared to Americlaps
Feels good Trayvon.
Isn't it time to go to the drive thru walmart to get your 2 gallon bucket of diet corn syrup? Remember to tip the cashier or she might spit in your drink. Be careful Jamal doesn't shoot you.
>>70465611
>>70465698
America invented cucks.
>be american
>donate sperm
>some cuck in the UK raises my child
>>70464240
He's literally the only fat guy in the picture, fempai.
>>70458741
ficki ficki
>>70465698
You really want to go there Americuck?
>>70465843
>Can't donate sperm anonymously
Well shit I was thinking about looking onto that but fuck it now.
>>70465843
This just proves America is a country full of wankers.
>>70465843
fat
>>70465718
>Heavily in dept to the US.
Remind me Tyrone, how are your debts looking?
>>70465530
necrophilia, nice
>Wake up
>Be British
Worst feel in the world.
Why couldn't my ancestors be smart and move to America?
>>70465766
DEUSCHLAND UBER ALLES
Why hasn't America banned knives yet and joined the civili"s"ed world?
>>70465532
>>70465611
You're both fat, you nasty fat pricks.
>>70458741
> the eternal turkroach is shitposting in multiple threads
kys
>>70465094
Even if I was fat Nigel (Prajeet), I'm still not an ugly, rotten-toothed cunt like (you)
>>70465997
Cuck
>>70461402
>own a quarter of the world
>America thinks it's them
You realise the reason you won your revolution was because we didn't want an all out war with the French?
The French are the reason you exist and the only empire powerful enough to challenge us. Americans were nothing.
If Germany hadn't fucked up our entire continent, twice, you'd still be nothing.
>>70458741
dw OP, us cheeki breeki immigrants are slowly taking over those rotten gobbed faggots' shitty island.
>>70466043
What would happen is somebody walked up, shanked these 2 bitchboys, and binned that knife?
hail britannia
>>70465843
next level cucking
>>70465997
Cuck
>>70458741
German comedian in Britain (unknown in Germany because they have no sense of humour or irony)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNNCqAmZzTA
>>70466089
Are you serious? You posted a picture of fucking ugly AMERICAN actor, Steve Buscemi. Are you a fucking retard?
>>70458741
GIB HAUS GIB MONEY
>>70465923
>surveyed 680 men
sure is an accurate representation of the whole
>>70466101
The biggest cuckolding of all was being born in this shitty country.
>>70465973
"When you owe the bank $1M, the bank owns you. When you owe the bank $4Tn, you own the bank"
>>70465843
>>70466154
>>70466163
See >>70465923
How does it feel to be the literal cucks?
>>70466089
Every British person I've met as had fine teeth, but a lot of the Americans I've met have crooked, decaying teeth and look genuinely inbred.
>>70460796
Well you live in Europe so it makes sense to learn the European English.
so glad those wrongthinkers are off the streets
>>70460463
/thread
Post YFW Muhammed isn't the most common name in your country
>>70466154
>>70466043
Silly Americans, we kept restricting guns and our crime rates have never been better!
Get with the civilised world shitlords!
>>70466232
You should move to America. You're such a degenerate cuck you'd fit right in.
>>70466231
>what is sample power
>>70466119
Mfw I'm a frenchie living in the US and everybody just wants to suck my baguette coz "muh oldest ally"
>>70466246
>16.3 trillion in debt
>>70466089
>>70466281
It's an old meme. We have very cheap dental care here, and it's completely free under the age of 18, our teeth are on average far better than America now but it's nice to give them a laugh seeing as their 40% shitskin hellhole is more fucked than Europe right now.
Nothing disgusts me more than ANGLOS
When brits say racist things on /pol/, are they technically breaking the law?
>>70466353
Glad your parents named you Jamal instead eh?
>>70466439
>i know nothing about economics
>i have no idea what debt is
>>70458741
Germany... KEK my sides have so far gone they literally crashed reality m8
>>70466441
B A S E D
>>70460225
God save the Queen britbro
>>70466447
>>70465973
You faggots want to be Aussies so bad. Fuck off kiwinigger.
so it's not just a meme?
>>70466469
Same thing happens in America when you deny the holocaust. Google it, senpai.
>>70466390
a word you used when you got btfo
>>70466439
>most of that debt is owed internally
>>70466558
And you want to be white so bad.
>62%
>>70466544
But... What about Oldest Ally Best Ally senpai?
>>70466628
But the holocaust didn't happen.
>>70458741
brits are ok. how the fuck you guys ever let your country become so cucked and pc is beyond me.
>>70466644
China.
>>70458741
Reminder all British to sign the Epertion stop 9 million being waste on pro cuck German Eu leaflets.
sign it spread it
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/116762
>>70466644
>Internal debt to Israel
>>70458741
I don't mind Brits if they hurry the fuck up and Brexit. Fuck the EU.
>>70466687
Best ally is best ally.
>you will never rape a gay british sissycuck
>>70466232
god ur a fucking piece of shit. This country didn't make you a cuck you made urself a cuck. U have chad ancestors who conquered the world m8, who won wars and invented shit. Ur a over privileged pile of shit who gets given a high standard of living by these people and then says "OH no i'm not amerifag wah my country is shit" well if it's that shit do what our ancestors fucking did and make it great again.
tldr: go fucking kill urself
>>70466790
24th of June Ameribro
>new zealand staying up late to defend his cuckstamp
admirable 2bh
>>70466385
Americans are nice people.
>>70462136
>military involvement
>empire
They're not the same thing. Fucking burger.
>>70466866
It is 10:30 in the morning.
>>70466222
I'm sorry, Nigel, that years of inbreeding rotted your brain. The picture was nothing more than an example of an average Britcuck's mouth.
>>70466822
I found this very odd when I got to Uni in England (coming from a tiny town in rural Wales).
All the guys would randomly kiss when drunk, they'd snapchat pics of their dick/balls to each other and otherwise engage in openly 'bicurious' activity.
People found it normal, as well which is what confused me so much. It was completely normal for every guy in the room to have kissed every other guy there.
>>70466687
>>70466794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76R57kdlDlM&nohtml5=False
Glad you're following comrade Obongo's message.
He hates Britain and loves France.
>>70466864
For the love of all that is holy, do not let this slip through your finger, friend.
>>70465672
H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
Dresden = Happiest day of my life SourKraut
>>70466420
Why are you posting on 4chan and not out there getting that little baguette basted?
>>70466281
>Kiwinigger shitposting
You're too poor and irrelevant to have come into contact with Americans. Don't you have some Maori bull to prep?
>>70467051
lol confirmed
>>70466687
Better?
>>70464384
NO POO ON DIAMOND
>>70466826
More concerned with the fact that they have legal weed and lolicon and we don't 2bh.
>>70466864
Fuck the EU.
>>70466765
The Chinese economy is falling apart. They have lost 20% of their foreign currency reserves since last summer.
But hey, you can probably get away with believing Xinwen Lianbo for another 2 or 3 years.
>>70466780
I agree that our government is pushing what they can get away with in terms of debt.
My original comment was just about how the US's financial position was such that it made 4 former great powers junior partners before that Chinese overseas student in New Zealand shitposted me about the US current debt.
at least the uk is safe thanks to the men in blue.............
So is baseball illegal in the UK? Serious question.
>>70467073
No, he likes them cause they're 15% muslim and growing.
We like them cause they got us away from you guys.
He hates you cause he doesn't want a brexit and he's probably mad for colonialism cause hes a nigger.
We don't really hate you, but you look down on us as a whole and talk a lot of shit, so to me.. meh. Rotherham.
This fucker.
>>70461188
>Muslim immigrant fucks German girl porn video
sauce?
>>70458741
why the fuck are you writing in English Kraut?
>>70466473
Shitskins live in ghettos (quarantine zones) inside our cities. Shitskins are taking over your country, cuck.
>>70467277
>>70467544
You talk like none of us have every visited the states. That's cute.
>>70466649
OOOGA BOOGA Maorinigger. You're not even human.
>>70467212
There are a lot of rich Americans who move to New Zealand because of education for their children and because this country is generally better.
And don't try to think up some weird fantasy to satisfy your cuckolding fetish. Cuckolding doesn't even happen often in NZ, unlike your home in the cuck capital of the world.
>>70466980
>>70467299
You still owe a lot of money to them.
>>70463440
Except that's what our culture has always been like while yours is just getting destroyed from the inside out.
why are americans so barbaric?
>>70466544
Fuck the Queen/
Daily Reminder that these anti-anglo threads are nothing but the ramblings of a dirty Turk loon.
Remember: Around A Turk, Trickster Alert
(repeat this with me, /pol/)
>Around A Turk, Trickster Alert
>Around A Turk, Trickster Alert
>Around A Turk, Trickster Alert
>>70467653
I am more white than you'll ever be Pedro.
>>70467689
Seriously are you a proxyfag or tourist? It's kind of cringeworthy that you're going this hard to defend brits.
Or do you just dislike americans that much? lmfao. Either way, cuck-tier lad.
>>70467779
Fuck off Ahmed
>>70467779
Evenin' Jezza
>>70467172
It's not even 8pm, just killing some homework before going downtown and enjoy sweet south carolinian pussy
>>70465843
US soldiers will do some donating of their own when we liberate Bongistan from the Caliphate.
>>70466912
>influence everywhere
>bases everywhere including in your own cuck country
>literally has Europe in its back pocket
Nice try Ahmed. """""Your""""" country is shit.
Germans wish.
THEY WISH THEY HAD A CHANCE TO LEAVE THE EU LIKE WE DO
>>70467770
>partially weapons trained
>does not recognize a security holster
I wish a bong would, the beatdown would be glorious.
>>70467855
I don't hate Americans I just think it's ironic how you insult people with "bad teeth", "cucked" and so on when your country has these traits and in a very bad way.
Like you say I am being cringe by defending Britain, but it is far more cringe to see an Americuck calling other nations cucks, non-white and inbred when you have the highest numbers of cuckold fetishes in the world, are only 62% white and are one of the most inbred places on Earth.
Just give it a rest Jamal, your country is shit.
>>70467830
>white
My family comes from Ireland and France, I'm happy to continue the family tradition of hating the English.
>>70468296
>white
>>70467753
>not understanding how economics works
The Chinese economy is a fucking mess and just because the Communist Party (who lie about everything) are saying it's fine (Protip: they are lying again) doesn't mean it is.
I don't know how much you know about this (I'm assuming not very much) but the Chinese holding of US debt has dropped significantly since the summer because rich Chinese are converting RMB in to Dollars to buy up luxury urban property in the US. There is so much Chinese money sloshing around now that Chinese elites are basically having a bidding war among themselves and driving the prices up up up.
One site in San Fran recently went for $300M. First and Mission. And I just mean a site. They're gonna build the building and it will cost several hundred million more.
The commie elites are literally using up China so they get to own a bunch of luxury skyscrapers, hotels and golf courses in the West, all subject to the laws, regulations and taxes of the land.
>>70468419
You still owe a lot of money to them.
>>70468269
Certainly better than your irrelevant shithole.
>>70468269
You're not being cringe, lad. Pay no notice to the oafish American; he lacks the rhetoric to convey he's even human (possibly some sort of porcine being - smelly and fat, etc with an inexplicable urge to wallow in his own filth)
>>70468269
>Jamal
They make up 12% of the population you ignorant fuck. Go cuck some britfag you subhuman piece of shit.
>>70462738
>german car
So Aston Martin, Bentley, Lotus, Land Rover, Mini, Vauxhall, Rolls Royce don't exist now?
>irish pub
lmao no, that's a plastic paddy american thing
>belgian beer
again, there's tons of british drinks
>indian curry
the most popular curry dish was a British invention
>turkish kebab
not that popular, and this is hardly unique to britain
>swedish furniture
ikea isn't that big here
>japanese tv
tv was invented by a scotsman
>>70468419
He's a fucking moron. He doesn't even know his country has a higher debt:GDP ratio than the US yet he wants to bring up debt lmao.
>>70468542
This. Keep on defending your cuckstamp, NZ. Do it for the queen.
>>70468565
Muslims make up 5% of our population so it's far more justified to call you Jamal than we Ahmed.
>>70466904
Come to America Britbro, I need more people that get Monty Python https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7OlBdFIxbk
>>70460463
>Britain won it alone
>>70468565
>this triggers the americuck
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
