My 23andme results came in.
Am I white, /pol/?
OOOOYYYYYYYYYY
>>70447662
I have yet to see a 23andme result in which someone is not 0.1% Jew. It seem like they purposely put that in there even if you aren't Jewish. Something seems suspicious.
>.8% jew
No, but you're part of the tribe now
it wasn't supposed to happen like this
>>70447662
A jew? No, you're not white.
>>70447662
Ashkenazi, come live in Golderns Green imminently.
>>70447662
>23andme
>Paying to give all of your genetic info to google
>>70447662
>ashkenazi
>prepping my gas chamber
>>70448194
R A R E
A
R
E
>>70448116
I'm not sure how to handle my newfound 0.8 Jewness, would I be safe in London?
>spending $200 to shitpost on /pol/
Holy shit.
>>70448194
RARE!
>>70448358
>spending $200 to shitpost on /pol/
i should've known i had a little Jew in me before the results even came back
>>70448311
gas yourself or go to Israel
>86% British
>>70447662
You can still infiltrate jewish communes and claim heritage. If you can't be "White" you can be an ally and help OutJew the Jew.
>>70447914
I think you can use gedmatch to get more closer results and using different filters.
>>70448311
Well, in North or West London, you'll be actively embraced by Nigella type yuppie families who think it's exotic to know a Jew/Jewish family. In all seriousness though it's an abhorrent and insidious community however im pretty sure being Ashkenazi got me a place on the banking graduate scheme, swings and roundabouts.
Don't they give your DNA info to the highest bidder?
>>70448877
probably, it's owned by a jew
>>70448877
So they know to give him ads with 99.2% jew content?
>>70448181
Thank god someone said it.
Fellow Canucks, please support Bill S-201 currently making the rounds in the Senate, else we will not have genetic nondiscrimination laws like the rest of the G7!
Is there a non 23 and me way to get this info where you can remain anonymous and not have google and third parties steal all your info?
>>70447662
REMINDER THAT THESE THREADS ARE POSTED BY A KIKE. THE OWNER OF THIS WEBSITE IS A FUCKING KIKE. GOOGLE IT. DO NOT GIVE YOUR MONEY STO SOME KIKE WHORE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT GOYIM
>>70447662
>>70447914
this. ancestryDNA does the same thing. they always throw in >1% of somthing not white.
even if you end up 100% european the put jew in there.
>>70449799
but how can i find out my ethnicity? is every company owned by a jew?
help a goy out
>>70449799
τηις βασιkαλλυ
>>70447914
>>70450043
>>70449959
Fucking read this you dumb goy
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki
Why do you thinkg they throw that jew in there everytime?
Congratulations
You paid jews to learn you were a jew
Jewed by your own kind.
>>70449664
>Is there a non 23 and me way to get this info where you can remain anonymous and not have google and third parties steal all your info?
the problem is that these companies use their own databases to give you an estimate. the bigger the database the more accurate the results. so if you go with a non jewed small company your results will be innacurate.
The one drop rule applies to kike blood as it does to black blood.
Into the trash/oven you go Chaim
>>70450239
hahaha
guys am i white?
i think these tests always throw in a little nonwhite.
>>70450275
ching chong bing bong
>>70450359
>potatonigger
>>70447662
>0.8% Jewish
INTO THE CHAMBER FRIEND
do me
>>70450422
>south asian
POO
O
O
>>70450206
ok, that was expected. but what is the purpose?
>>70450443
pic please ?
>>70450359
>Iberian peninsula
>>70450425
it says the ireland DNA can easily just be scottish or welsh. and i know ive got scottish family.
>>70450443
>1.8% Jew
>0.4% Paki
>2.1% Abo
>0.2% Ayy lmao
>>70448490
>that flag id
Every. Single. Time.
>>70450239
I'm kind of new at being a Jew I think if I give it some time I can really live up to my ancestry
>>70447662
Here's mine, I'm a filthy unworthy negroid mongrel, my homies.
>>70448877
And the police. Without any warrants.
Is there a genetic test to differentiate between british and irish? My dad was adopted and I know he was one or the other but am curious which.
>>70447662
MAZEL TOV
We Jewish people need to stick together
>>70450773
Hello Tyrone
>>70450773
>.3 west africa
you're basically a nigger. an hero
>>70450574
>1% kangz. im ok with this.
>>70447662
>eastern european
>broadly southern european
>iberian peninsula highlighted on map
you're a nigger, anon.
>>70450931
LAHIUM, another great day as one of GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE, brother
>>70450443
ABOOOOOO
>.3% finn
hello were r the memes ;-DDD
>>70447662
>sending your DNA to a company
good goy, hopefully they throw away your sample when they are done with it :^)
>>70450275
<%1 Unassigned
Keep dreaming that unassigned is not some subhuman nigger blood or Sephardic
-Manstein
>>70450443
Found the petrol sniffing Ausnigger
>>70449664
Gedmatch compares results from databases from ancestry, FtDna and 23andMe.
Also
http://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Promethease
Promethease is a literature retrieval system that builds a personal DNA report based on the scientific literature cited in SNPedia and a file of genotype (DNA) data. Customers of DNA testing services (23andMe, FamilyTreeDNA, Ancestry.com, Complete Genomics, WeGene, ...) can use it to retrieve published data about their DNA completely independent of whichever company produced the data.
>>70447662
Shalom brother
>>70451371
30% feather nigger is somewhat passable but not 6% actual nigger.
>>70451222
23andme is a google company afaik. Or at least there is a google comany out there that does the same thing.
>>70451204
>.1% unassigned
>>70450931
>>70447662
>>70450275
>>70450773
How do you guys get your results in that kind of view btw?
>>70447662
I want to know my genetic makeup but I don't trust this company. Sucks.
>>70451371
What a fucking mess.
>>70451371
Hello Tyrone "Runs from child support" Shekelberg
>>70450275
Hey stumpy
>>70447914
Not true at all. Look at your fucking flags.
I've seen people from Eastern Europe who get no non-white percentage.
Look at your flags. Where do you live? Why do you think you haven't mixed with some non-whites at this point?
>>70451464
>>70451656
>>70451670
You haven't even seen my true power
>>70451222
If they wanted your DNA so badly, all they need to do is pass you on the street.
You guys have the new version?
Post traits
>tfw more European than average Europeans
I am like 5% polish jew and still antisemitic, who cares.
>>70450773
>.1% unassigned
>>70448194
RÅRE
>>70447662
>tfw wanna take one of those tests
>tfw I fear that it will show up my Anatolian "heritage"
WAKE ME UP
>>70451248
50%+ kike in you little nigger boi
>>70448194
Whyd you stop posting?
>>70447662
>0.8%
is the merchant trying to trick me or am i probably part feather nigger?
"0->1%"
>>70447914
Everyone has a little Jew in them. No reason to be an antisemite goy.
>>70451874
Why bother when you idiots send it to them, AND pay them $200?
>>70452225
I suppose they do it by the eye color you actually have
Mine is blue
Post hair color, i have brown hair
>>70452480
Well, in my case, my father told me my great grandmother was 25% Aboriginal.
I wanted some gibmedats for MUH STOLEN GENERATION so this is my proof to hand to the Aus consulate and get reparations.
HOw does ancestry.com DNA service compare to 23andme? Seems like it must suck considering I only ever see 23andme results on here and never ancestry.
>>70452684
People use 23andme because they want to screencap the pie graph thing.
I don't think Ancestry give you that.
>>70452531
also wont be going bald
>>70447662
yes, you're white. unfortunately you're also retarded for asking that question...
also, you've literally linked your post with your genetic code kek
>>70449959
>>70447914
>>70450206
it happens senpai. i was a little disappointed tho desu. i thought you had to have a little bit of Jew in you to be woke AF like me.
>it does say 0.01 Broadly Middle Eastern & North African, which I interpret as <.01%...anyways you'd have to not believe in evolution to think someone could have literally 100% European here.
>>70452684
i used ancestry.DNA. seems fine to me.
>>70452261
>>70450359
>>70452765
they give you a map too. but its not that great.
>>70447662
Hi Mr. Data collector
>>70452818
are we fourth cousins or are these things kinda bullshit?
>>70452933
>>70447662
ashk e nazi anything but how white you are
>>70447662
Not as white as me.
>>70453062
It's not a good thing to be 100% white. You're probably inbred.
>>70452863
so far im the only one ive seen that has 99+% european DNA but literally zero Scandinavian. seems kinda weird since im very "british" and they got raped by vikingz n shiet
>>70451222
Literally this. Why the fuck would anyone literally pay money for a company to hold your DNA?
http://gizmodo.com/of-course-23andmes-business-plan-has-been-to-sell-your-1677810999
>>70453133
>vikings
>Scandinavian
Didn't you pay attention in sch-
>checks flag
righto
>>70453118
I agree. We must all castrate ourselves and only let our women breed with immigrants ;^))))))))))))))))))))
>>70452982
You must be my long lost twin
But i think they have a few SNPs they check for this, we must have the same values for them. Post hair color
>>70453118
Race-mixed nigger rape baby detected
>>70453256
My result are here:
>>70450443
So yes, I am a rape baby. Except my white ancestors did the raping, so I'm kind of proud tbqh
>>70453118
Yeaaaah, okay paki.
FUCK, where the fuck is that one political test where you can check how important you think an issue is?
>>70453336
Abo and Indian... god help your soul
>>70453344
i got u senpai https://uk.isidewith.com/
i think it's that
My family is very diverse and tolerant~
>>70453469
A jew-abo-paki, couldn't make that shit up
>>70453228
ok faggot how are vikings not Scandinavian?
if im wrong someone else please confirm. Norwegian people right?
>>70453544
>African
Out.
>>70453544
>>70453228
>>70453118
>>70453062
hey britbongs how does it feel to know americans are more british than you. kek
>>70447662
Just how reliable are these tests, has anyone had it done twice to check if their results vary and/or have a high degree of error?
>>70447914
I am 0% Jew.
100% euro, U.K./Ireland and a little bit of Germany.
3% Neanderthal
>>70453740
We're talking about whiteness, not Britishness.
>>70453540
thanks, but its not that one, its more generic and gives you different choices ranging from "strongly agree" to "strongly disagree" and "I don't care" to "I very much care" (not exactly that, but in that spirit).
The end results come out on one of those political compasses
>>70449325
Genetic discrimination is the future.
>>70453816
britbongs have ruined the homeland. i cant return because you're all mutts now. white or not.
>>70447914
One off the people they base these off of was Jewish or something
>>70447662
>>70448802
You have to go back.
>0,8% Ashkenazi
No.
>>70447662
>0.3% broadly southern european
Shitskin detected
>>70448194
R A R E
>>70452818
Which groups are more likely to go bald?
I almost made it... ;_;
>everyone has some ashkenazi %
BULLSHIT
>>70454295
Arabs. From what I've seen a lot of Irish
>Dad got this done
>I look at it
>3% African
>Dad is always complaining about black people
>"It says you're part African"
>"That DNA is only in my dick"
>mfw
Does being polish automatically make you Ashkenazi?
>>70447914
>>70454322
Well I managed to avoid that one at least
>>70454475
>>70454544
It's not that funny. Someone clearly never had a father growing up and 'dad jokes' are new to him.
>>70447662
Greetings mongrels.
>>70447914
I got 97.8% European, 0.8% black, 0.1% East Asian and 1.1% unspecified. I'm calling BS. My mom is 100% European and my dad has blue eyes.
>>70453544
Are you even British?
>>70454322
>yakut
How?
>>70454409
No Arab or Irish ancestry as far as I know. I look like a model Northern European, but a lot of men on my dad's side have gone bald.
>>70454475
would that DNA be HIV?
>>70453062
>>70454322
>100%
I have almost all North Euro, save a few % in South Euro, but still at 99%. interesting that you guys have more South and even East but still scored 100% on the European.
>>70454594
100% cuck, my congrats lad
>>70454000
swap with me. i don't like the UK
Is this web useful to know what will be your health problems and such or is just to satisfy your racial complex?
>>70454933
Because I'm Welsh, retard. Half of family is from Poland.
>have weird eyelids
>want to know if i'm part asian or just have down syndrome
>don't want to give my dna to jews
fuark
>>70454724
No idea. My best guess would be from my German grandmother. I have no idea whereabouts she is from, lots of Germans lived in eastern Europe pre-ww2 though so I'd guess that some eastern European (along with the yakut) came that way. Just speculation though
>>70455054
You get information on health indicators and some info on resistance to medicines etc, obviously its statistical... not all of it is absolutes...
>>70455141
Probably just foetal alcohol m8.
>>70447914
Sister did it last week.
Got back mostly British, Irish and Scandinavian, with 6% "vague European". They said this means either Ashkenazi Jew OR Basque people.
Considering one grandparent tans like a spic, and has a family myth of being from Spain, we're unanimous in saying the house is Jew-free.
>>70455054
The health stuff is actually worthless.
>>70453544
Jewish
>>70455305
but my philtrum is very distinct
>>70455088
gee, guess i'm retarded for not knowing anon is part Welsh and Polish
>>70455362
thank you for submitting the DNA signature for every family member within 3 generations (3 is usually enough, 4 in a pinch). i hope nobody in your family minds your heroic effort to big brother.
>>70452407
Cant you just tell him to leave?
>>70455645
Well, considering the evidence is there. It isn't that hard to assume where I'm from, dipshit.
>>70453740
I'm not even British myself to be honest. The British/Irish half of me was me Irish mammy who came here because Ireland was too rural when she was young.
>>70452982
Where do you see these? Can't find this page.
>>70454620
t. person who doesn't understand genealogy
>>70447662
They didn't just come in because that's the old layout.
>>70456031
Do you have the new version of 23andme?
>>70456343
I doubt it since mine looks older, it doesn't update or what?
>>70456420
We pay double what you did, so we get more stuff.
>>70456206
>Finland
>White
HAHAHAaHahaHaH you fucking mongoloid kill yourself
Am I white enough?
>>70456420
When did you take the 23andme test?
More than 2 years ago?
>>70455711
>expelling the chosen ones
>not inviting them into your home and giving them full preveligies
>not thanking them when they kick you out
>not giving them money because Holocaust and apologizing
>current year
>>70456206
t. person who doesnt understand why submitting the DNA profile of your entire family is dumb.
Mfw americans weren't meming they're 1/3 french 1/4 irish 1/125125 german
>>70447662
No, you are Irish.
>>70456472
I paid $100, I did the test last summer so they upgraded me in December
>>70456529
Got the test in November, results in December.
>>70456521
>euro genes to make you white
>bit of kike to give you brains
ubermensch desu, fuck /pol/
>>70456613
Go to traits - hair if you see an option to
Post pic of homepage
>>70456710
thx famalam
>>70447662
Wow I'm impressed, You are the first person I've seen who has beaten my British/Irish percentage.
Shame about the Ashkenazi 0.8 though. Time to get in the oven Chaim.
I'm honestly kinda scared of doing a 23andme because of the possibility of having some jewish mudblood. My family is from poland, after all.
>>70456591
I know right. Absolutely disgusting rapebabies, I'm glad we left that place.
>>70449664
go to a libary and ask them for ancestry. Thats the pre 2000's way to find out.
>>70455699
What'll Big Brother use it for? Treating anybody differently based on race is discrimination and illegal, so its not like this is even useful info.
If you can afford a 23 and me you are probably white.
>>70457076
Oy vey whitey! Discrimination is when you are white!
>>70447796
all joking aside, the nazis didn't believe in the one drop rule. i can't remember the specifics but i think it may have been something like if you're 7/8ths german, you were considered ethnically german. maybe someone here can clarify.
>>70450275
You're not pure. Fuck outta here.
>>70454724
Here are the surnames most related to me.
>>70456747
>Until your account has transitioned, you will not have access to the new features. However, you can view example reports on the main 23andMe site at www.23andme.com.
I googled around and got this, I guess it will be a while.
>>70447914
At least 4th generation Americlap.
>>70457076
why not just have state mandated DNA banks? nothing to hide right? you brits are always 20-30 years ahead of us in Orwellian time, just a bit scary to know you are doing it voluntarily (or is this just a company propaganda advert?) AND funny that you are paying for it.
>>70457845
23andme is an American company
>>70450443
sniff in loo
poo in petrol
>>70458283
says all of the brits here boasting about how they submitted the DNA profile of scores of people to the state, for fun. what do the people related to within 3 familial generations of you think? guess it doesnt matter what they think.
>>70447662
>funding the genetic Jew
They now have a complete file on you, dumbass
>>70450921
I highly doubt there are many distinct differences.
We have been interbreeding for centuries.
Having said that, if pops is Rh negative, that may indicate a higher chance of being Irish.
>>70448877
>>70450787
Can't I just sign up using a fake name?
>>70458796
So the Americans doing the exact same thing are exempt from criticism because they're American?
How many known websites are there for ancestry testing and is it possible to just go to some hospital or whatever and test DNA there?
>>70447662
>giving your most valuable info to literal jews, just to post it on an anonymous iranian carpetmaking forum
>literally paying for it
i want to believe all 23andme threads are shill threads CAN YOU BE MORE RETARDED REEEEEEEE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki
>>70450359
Your <1% me brah, not sure if you're white now.
>>70459305
two tries... and your responses still havent acknowledged my point or countered it. you have done a great service to the state, explain yourself.
>>70447662
>.8% ashkenazi
not white
>mfw one of my Southern ancestors was a coal burner
>>70459636
Well, at least she's not a Turkroach.
>>70458796
What the fuck are you talking about. I didn't rope any family members into this, all you have to do is mail away half a cup of spit.
Why the fuck did this go up from $100 to $200
I wanted to find out what kind of slav i am with my caveman brow and potato nose
>>70459202
Yes
The best combination would be 95% northern European and 5% jewish.
>>70447662
Did you know you were Jewish before the test?
>>70450443
How does this even happen. Do you know enough about your ancestry to know why you have shitblood in your veins?
>>70462481
The tiny bit of Ashkenazi came as a surprise. The only things I really expected were the British and Eastern European
>>70462131
Why do people have any faith in the accuracy of the results theyre given? They could make anything up and they're obviously giving your real genetic information away, knowingly or not, to people you may not want acquiring it so easily.
>>70456928
It's almost a certainty for you.
>>70462893
It's probably noise DESU. Chances are it would disappear if you add your mum and dad. A big part of the sample sources they compare everyone against are Jews (many made contributions to DNA tests in early studies regarding genetically inherited diseases like tay sachs and gaucher disease). It only means that .8% of your genome share a similarity with the tested cross section of people self declared as Ashkenazi. Really it's nothing.
You should be spared the ovens :)
Mine came back 14%, and I shat myself. Turns out, after some familly tree digging its accurate though. I had no clue.
Why is there no Celtic? Don't put us in the same class as those shitty Anglos.
>>70447662
Here is mine.
>>70448292
>>70448443
>>70452067
>>70454279
>rare
Fucking newfags. You have to go back
>>70463688
Because its a stupid test, that based on "where you ancestors lived 500 years ago". It's a simplistic result, and they could offer so much more info with Autosominal testing, but this is just marketing (especially to Americans). Its big business.
Also Celtic is not really a defined genetic group.
>>70453544
what do you look like?
>>70447914
i didn't have any jew, but i had some negro and yakut. now when i go to 23andme the results say less that .1 sub saharan.
>>70456710
Does macedonia count as a rare flag?
>>70464555
no, Bulgaria minor are all over this board.
>>70464511
They're just messing with ya mate. I don't think anyone gets 100% since the October update.
>>70464780
mine was very recent (few weeks ago) recent but who knows what they mean by < 0.1
>>70464511
>>70462893
Haplogroup results are far more interesting. There no mistakes there.
A-am I white pol?
How much is the test in Burger currency?
>>70465115
kek
>>70461999
>submitting the DNA profile of yourself, you immediate relations, their immediate relations, and a 3rd generation removed DNA profile
>didnt rope any family member into this
you did exactly that. i'd guess you gave the DNA profile of about 60-100 people to the state.
>>70464965
Almost certainly noise. Or possible a case that some African populations carry trace amounts of European DNA from back flow into Africa, or colonialism, and those tested who were declared as purely African share a tiny amount of similarity with your genome.
>1% I would take with a big grain of salt, and again once you add other relatives it can change and even disappear.
Want to have a genetic profile on our database?
It's only $199. No tax!
>>70450359
>2% Finland
Sorry, buddy, you're out of luck. Might as well embrace your nigger genetics and go steal some potatoes
>>70465105
i'm not totally sure what these mean
>>70465115
DELETE THIS
I'm not falling for the Jewish meme and paying 200$ for the FBI n sheet to spy on me. So all I know is that I'm pure white from at least 5 generations ago.
>inb4 memes
>>70448463
Haha. That's what I'm thinking.
>>70447662
Jews cucked themselves. They will be extinct in 2 generations. YFW Hitler won
>>70447914
I got the nigger on mine. Only niggers I know that were associated with my family were 3 slaves in Virginia.
>>70465608
Pretty interesting actually - check out eupedia for a really good write up on your haplogroups.
Is your Y haplogroup l2a or l2b? I'm guessing l2b which is Saxon/Northern Germanic (your earliest male ancestor).
U5 is pretty much Finnish. Your mums mums mums mum etc.came from Northern Siberia. You are Fingolian :)
>>70465608
Check out eupedia.com for a good explanation of your haplogroups. They are your earliest male and female ancestors and where they came from.
Is your Y-Haplogroup L2a or l2b? I'm guessing b which is Saxon/N. Germanic
Your Maternal side is fingolian. Comes from Northers Siberia, and common in Russia, Finland and the Baltic. Sorry to say she was probably a bit chinkie eyed.
>jewish dna
>spent £125 to find out
something is off here, was there a sale?
>>70466557
Weird sorry for the double post, it took ages to show up.
>>70466094
Are you a girl? Why only your mtdna haplogroup?
>>70448490
I am all of Europe. Kneel to your god
>>70466819
Nah I forgot to put it in that pic. Y-DNA is G2a4
>>70466898
we know you are a mutt from your flag m8 no need for the pic
>>70466557
l2a2! And I can definitely see a bit of that chinkie eyedness coming through in some of the older females on that side of the family.
Thanks for the website too I would never have known what to do with any of the haplogroup info
>>70467009
I said Kneel
>>70467032
You're welcome. I find haplogroups way more interesting, as they are a window to tens of thousands of years into your family history. I'm U4a... same thing with the females in my family.
l2a2 is old very European pretty much the early Germanic peoples. Check out eupedia for a great write up.
>>70466996
Sorry to hear that. G2a4 middle eastern (neolithic farmer stock).
>>70467600
Yeah shit sucks. At least H1c3 is European and I don't have any actual recent middle eastern blood.
>>70468284
They were probably more like Caucasians anyway - a bit swarthy and unibrowned :) J1/J2 are the real sandniggers.
Here is a result of some people I matched with in the DNA matches.
>>70468936
There is definitely the remnants of a unibrow on me, have to keep that shit plucked regularly.
Reminder that anything under <1% on speculative is likely noise, especially if it doesn't fit your known ancestry at all. 23andme is only representative of the last 500 years. GEDmatch calculators use much older sample populations.
>Not being 100% white like me
Step up plebs
>>70469826
I realise that. My grandparents on my dads side came from Northern Spain, and my mom is half Greek half German.
>>70447662
How long did it take you, OP? It's been fucking 7 weeks for me and still nothing.
>>70470919
I ordered mine in January and only got my results back a couple of days ago. They sent me an email saying there was some sort of holdup at the lab or something though because most peoples results are usually processed way quicker than that
