You're on a vacation in Australia and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do? Oh yeah, he's 6'7'' 200 pounds, all muscle.
>>70442610
i wonder how i got a gf
>>70442610
Let my powerlessness at doing anything about it fester into rage inside me, then go home and shitpost on 4chan.
>>70442610
Shoot it, skin it, cook its meat, tan its hide.
>when a fucking animal is healthier than its indigenous population.
>>70443026
Watch out, he might be in a gang.
>>70442610
jump into his bag
>>70442610
Wonder why I am in Australia and not New Zealand.
>>70442610
I show him my key chain
>>70442610
>200 pounds, 6'7
Boo hoo, a spooky and lanky skeleton. I punch the fucker in the face and keep walking.
>>70442610
>6'7
When will they learn?
>>70442610
He alone I am with my GF I brawl for her honor
>>70442610
GSP GSP GSP !
>>70444732
He'll fuck you up, son.
I'm ok with this because it means I have a gf
>captcha: shed
FUCK YOU GOOK MOOOOOT
>>70444722
Why do you carry around a hairy heart?
>>70444732
Somebody actually caught this thank you. I was beginning to think everyone here is a fuckin Manlet and doesn't know what you should weigh at that height
>>70442610
1v1 me pooftah
>>70442610
>6'7'' 200 pounds
THANK MR SKELETAL
>tfw burgers have concealed carry permits and can simply talk shit to him and if he hits them they can simply shoot him in the chest and walk away
>>70442610
>he's 6'7''
I punt the dwarf and continue on with my day.
7ft God race reporting.
>>70445449
>designated streets
>>70445257
He's a leight weight at that height. Kangaroos don't have superhuman power if they weigh less than an average 6'0 grown man.
>>70445443
Don't mind the dyel's and furries. If you can bench 315 and squat like 505 you can defeat every kangaroo with a bit of boxing training.
>>70444732
>>70445052
>>70445443
>>70445495
I just used Roger's real height and weight.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3110240/Forget-Dave-meet-Roger-giant-grey-kangaroo-pictured-stalking-suburbia-2m-red-rival-emerges-crushes-buckets-fun-BIGGER.html
>>70445257
There tails give them a clear advantage .. I use my brain to find something to compensate
>>70445443
Sorry, I don't understand burger numbers.
Realistically speaking, how long until they develop inverted thumbs?
>>70442610
HOW CAN NON-MARSUPIAL MEN EVEN COMPETE?!
>>70442610
damnit aussies...
>>70445449
>1v1 me pooftah
>pooftah
>poo
At least that one didn't hit the streets.
>>70445764
You can defeat gray roo maybe, but red roo can legit kill you with one kick.
>>70445949
You want them to start a paralel civilization so you can try to reproduce with them and create a hybrid race between them and us ! you fucktop dude !
>>70445621
>not even 10 ft tall
don't talk to me or my concubines' sons ever again
Shoot it in the head with a .243 and hide the body before the park ranger comes along.
>>70442671
first post best post
>>70446085
I, what, no. No no non non onono
>>70442610
mirin dem arms brah
I understand its due to sexual frustration and fuck him.
>>70446079
Come on, they are like your average curlbro. Not only that, but having such an impressive physique with these low stats makes me think it's all water and creatine. I could probably defeat this light weight in an armwrestling match.
Isn't there a webm of a bogan punching a roo in the fucking face?
>>70445257
So THAT'S how Australians got their rating ritual
>>70445257
fucking kangaroos know how to choke you out wtf
>>70446404
found a gif but it's only a small gray one.
>>70446716
Not only that but they have been known to pick things off the floor and drown animals in rivers. Literally the assassin of the animal world. There a reason the roo has been able to survive in a country filled venom and death.
>tfw kangaroos will build a civilization faster than aboriginals
>>70446745
kek
God fucking damnit, why couldn't I have been born Australian?
>>70446386
Their kicking force can be as much as 180 pounds. The kick speed can travel at a speed of up to 30 miles per hour.
Imagine a 6ft, 220lb cunt at 5% bf that can leg press 1000lb for about 350 reps, and has faster reflexes than a Korean ping-pong player.
That's a red roo.
>>70447279
>non primate
>smarter than a hominid
Yh in 20 million years sure.
>>70443793
>those signals
>>70443793
He's like Marky Mark.
But I think he's showing alpha male dominance.
>>70447779
Yup, the kicks are what's gonna fuck you up, not the punches.
>>70445764
the average 6'0" man shouldn't weigh 200. They're peobably fat as fuck.
I'm 6'6" at ~200 and pretty muscular.
You fatties need to lose some weight.
>>70446745
Madman. Probably fighting over a fucken Long neck of VB.
>>70442610
I would propose Mr Kangaroo.
Stick my thumb right up his butthole
>>70442610
Does Kangaroo porn exist?
>>70453395
Probably.
They have weird dicks. Just google it.
