If you had to live in a society where it was mandatory to go through one of these a day, which would you choose?
the joint as soon as i get off work
that's a tough call since both are so degenerate
on the one hand I dont want to get fat, on the other I dont want to be taking mind altering substances
Both t b h
If you're gonna go degenerate, might as well go all the way
>>70437634
How's that potato famine going you starving fuck
>>70437634
A burger won't get you fat.
A burger with large oily fries and a motherfucking liter of soda. That gets you fat.
Burger.
Currently bulking.
t. /fit/
>>70437601
this
>>70437483
Well I don't want to feel like a useless sack of shit every day, so probably the joint.
>>70437483
burger, because even if I have to pay for the burger, I'd be spending less on food than if I smoked weed
>>70437483
Assuming that's weed and not a cigarette, I choose the joint.
>>70437693
funny that that's the one thing americans know to make fun of ireland about
maybe you could do with one so you cant stuff your face full of fries every day amerifat
>>70437748
How retarded are you.
You need good fats in Protein rich foods, not just any old fats, you retard.
>>70437483
Do I have to eat the pickles?
>>70437483
burger
I'm on a bulk so the mcdouble would do nothing but strengthen me.
>>70437654
That's degenerate thinking you le degenerate.
what kind of manlets are browsing these forums lel
>cant handle a single burger
hahahahhahahaha
I have both of these everyday already, do your bit.
>>70437654
a leaf with the only good post in this thread what has the world come too
>>70437922
>implying there's even many fast food restaurants here
Stupid mick
>>70437483
Neither better to to die on your feet with the resistance then be a degenerate fuck.
>>70437483
the joint
mcdonald's burgers taste bad, the burgers from bbq vendors are better
>>70437483
Burger
Drugs are degenerate.
>>70437738
This. The worst thing about it is the bun, which you can just throw away.
>>70437601
First post best post!
I thought eating burgers was mandatory for americans. This just blew my mind
Joint in the evening. Don't want to be a fat cunt.
McDoubles are pretty disgusting and only pass as "burgers" in the academic sense. I'd take the joint so I could eat the food of my choice.
>>70437483
>The double cheeseburger provides
>390 calories,
>23 grams of protein – half a daily serving –
>7% of daily fibre,
>19 grams of fat and
>20% of daily calcium
>$1-$2
You can eat one every day and still be right with your diet.
But I'd pick the joint because the joint is more expensive and more of a pain in the ass to get.
>>70437483
>light joint
>put it to lips every once in a while, in case i'm being watched
>just let it burn out
>>70437483
I already smoke a joint per day
>>70437738
That's a McDonald's burger. Its not made of anything the human body can process
>>70437693
spot the mad degenerate
>>70439466
>That's a McDonald's burger. Its not made of anything the human body can process
Source? I believe their proteins are just as good as any other burguer.
>>70439466
Yet I take a fat shit after I'm done with one of those bad boys
I'd smoke the joint right after the burger - protein intake can be a buzz-kill.
Also, does it have to be just one of each a day?
Ill take the joint over the literal junk ""food"" "burger" that is pumped full of chemicals which are totally safe and follows the FDA guidlines have another one goy!
Burger. It's less degenerate.
>>70437601
I thought it was a tampon oops
Free burger obviously. The nutritional content would be a benefit to everyone's wallet as they can still manage a healthy diet around it.
>Its not made of anything the human body can process
And yet it provides adequate calories and macro nutrients.
The dope on the other hand would be outright dangerous to people under the age of 25.
>>70437483
Burger because a joint all by yourself is pretty brutal especially if you have asthma like me. I used to smoke weed a lot in high school but now I'm just a holic
Gimme the j. McDoubles are instant diarrhea for me.
>weed turns you into a braindead hippie
>burgers give you a lot of protein and fiber
Burger and lots of workout, of course.
>>70437483
Can i alternate? I like both.
>>70437836
>Well I don't want to feel like a useless sack of shit every day, so I'll choose the one that makes me act like a useless sack of shit
Wewlad
>>70439992
lolwutareyouevenimplying
>>70437483
Both.
>>70437483
the burger
>>70437483
Holy shit I'm old I thought that was a tampon.
>>70437483
The burger, obviously.
At least you can compensate by eating only veggies as your other meal.
>>70437922
lol terrorist
>>70437483
Are they provided or do we have to buy them?
>>70437483
smoke a joint right before bed. the number of people not getting enough sleep would drop dramatically.
the joint. cheese is bad for you, bread is bad for you, McDonalds mystery meat is bad for you.
>>70437483
the burger because it doesn't give you delusions that it does shit like cure cancer and epilepsy
>>70440283
yeah eating a fast food disgusto-disc every day would totally have no negative impact on my mood or health
at least I can smoke the joint at the end of the day and go to sleep
Burger. My life isn't so shit I have to resort to drugs to forget about it.
>>70437483
Big Mac.
At the very least you could burn it off IF you exercise already.
Joints are for fucking losers and turn people into losers.
The joint. Sell the dime bag worth of weed. Buy multiple burgers and then sell them at a higher price to the same stoners. Use money to buy cocaine.
>>70437483
The joint, it would help with my pain in my leg (shattered it years ago and it's all fucked up still, never healed right).
>>70437483
Is it free? if it's free then the weed, if it's not then the burger.
>>70437483
Burger
I'm never doing any drugs.
Joints are for niggers and old hippies.
But I would choose that just because I already take one single hit of DUDE WEED LMAO after work a few times a week.
doobie pls
honestly id take either, but its a shit tier mcdonnald burger, so defo joint!
>>70440096
>burgers give you a lot of protein and fiber
>protein
Not in pound-for-pound relation to the calorie bomb you're shoving into your body. Beef also has less than desirable protein quality (i.e. amino acid diversity). Supermarket bread is a protein source too, just a similarly pathetic one
>fiber
kek, no
McCuck burgers are a good source of heme iron, but that's really it
>>70437483
Burger.
Burger, even though i dont eat meat anymore. Better than a joint because that makes you stupid
>>70437932
>>70437601
A FUCKING WEED LEAF
>>70439522
http://www.thankyourbody.com/mcdonalds-hamburger/
Pic related is where the real burgers burger down.
>>70439466
>muh fast food
Calories in, calories out. Is it full of nutrients? No, but guess what? They aren't advertising as a fucking Whole Foods.
Its a burger joint
>>70440791
Well, what food has the desirable protein then?
McDonalds simple burgers are shit desu, they leave a weird after-taste
haven't smoked weed because people still look down on it, at least old people but young ones smoke when they can weed
>>70437483
>all this people thinking weed is a drug
>>70437483
Can I get a McChicken with that? McGangbangs are the fucking best.
>>70440916
>http://www.thankyourbody.com/mcdonalds-hamburger/
Oh yeah nothing says non biased like some dumb bitch shouting MUH GEE M OHHS
>>70440934
Lean chicken cuts, low-risk (as in mercury, among other toxins) non-farmed fish, cottage cheese and skim cheese, egg whites. These are all gold standard. Soy, beans in general, lentil, all the low fat legumes are decent too, but not amazing.
>>70440791
if you're saying that mcdonalds beef and cheap beef in general has a poor amino acid diversity, the i agree with you.
but beef can be very good
EAT GRASS FED LIVER FOR THE HIGHEST QUALITY PROTEIN THAT YOUR BODY WILL THANK YOU FOR
>mfw foreigners recognize that the burger is from McDonald's
>>70440916
That looks like one of our traditional burguers that get sold literally everywhere.
>>70441225
We would recognize burguer king, pizza hut and subway as well.
>>70440511
but the burger causes cancer and epilepsy
>>70437483
Holy shit, I'll take the Jay and lmao
ITT: fat mcneckbeards get triggered defending junk food
>>70437634
>on the other I dont want to be taking mind altering substances
Okay Paddy MacAlcoholismIsDestroyingMyFamily
>>70437483
Its not mandatory and I still consume both every day because I can.
Can't believe the amount of people choosing the joint.
Goes to show how many fucking /pol/acks are losers doing nothing with their lives
>>70437634
Nobody likes you italy
>>70438962
>a leaf
you mean a frog you fat-burger
It seems like most people got their knowledge about Mickey D from that hack "Super Size Me".
>>70437483
Can I choose the burger place i get one from?
Gibs me burger
>>70440511
As someone with epilepsy please go fuck yourself. Both my neurologists (One local and one at MAYO clinic) recommended me to smoke it on top of my meds so my tics would stop.
>>70441493
Fuck you, you fucking degenerate. My Mother and brother in law are epileptic and dont need that shit.
Just admit you're an unmotivated piece of shit.
Burger, am Ameri-kin.
>>70440931
I'm not fat because I eat heavily processed foods. Its because I don't burn calories.
I guess the burger as I've never tried weed.
>>70439204
>which you can just throw away.
That doesn't seem in keeping with the rules.
>>70441385
I could just give a burger to a man on the street if i was too full.
>>70437601
>before work
>>70441193
Thank you. Will eat more of the non meat stuff there
>>70441578
>unmotivated
How do you motivate yourself out of epilepsy?
>My Mother and brother in law are epileptic and dont need that shit.
Way to go and show you know jack shit about epilepsy. If you honestly think epilepsy is a ailment that is the same for everyone you might be a retard.
>>70437483
I dont need tampons so of course I would choose the burger
>>70441578
Britbongs mad because his backwards country doesn't have medical marijuana.
Or is the stuff just haram achmed?
>>70440283
holy shit thats the joke you dense fuck
>>70440355
The fuck does being old have to do with it? I'm old and don't smoke pot yet I knew it was a joint.
>>70437483
GIVE ME THE BURGER FELLOW AMERICAN.
>>70437483
A small piece of shit burger a day won't really do much damage, you can combine it with healthy food anyways, it's just one burger.
A joint is destructive in the long run.
I will choose the burger any day, at least it won't make me a fucking retard in the long run.
>>70441799
It isn't really relevant, unless you're doing any sort of progressive training. If you're bodybuilding, sports training, or have a progressive cardio regimen, only in these cases do you have to worry much about protein quality and keeping track of macro intake.
>>70441993
We all know the USA is where maximum degeneracy originates. Keep telling yourself weed does nothing while you sit in your room, jobless and shitposting on the Chan, daily.
>>70437601
DUDE
>>70441867
He's British, he doesn't know anything
I am curious though, why would weed be better than a pill with just the THC? Wouldn't a pill bypass some of the negative attributes of smoking pot?
>>70441406
Here's your :
(you)
>>70437483
That hamboiga looks mighty delishoush.
>>70441867
Burger education at its finest.
Epilepsy is not a result of motivation you twat. You can be born with it or massive trauma can trigger it.
Weed is for people that aren't motivated with life and smoking it and then using the excuse its for a medical ailment is complete bullshit.
>>70437483
I swear pol is like a constant pot/mcdonalds/burger commercial
>>70442125
>on the Chan
I rost big time
>>70437483
Burger, I can train that off. Actual drugs, not so much.
>>70442158
I honestly don't know. I live in Florida so I cant get it legally unfortunately. My doctor told me its more than just thc that catches epilepsy and ticks its mostly CBD if I'm correct.
can I choose both?
>>70437634
>food is degenerate
wut?
>>70442270
>Epilepsy is not a result of motivation you twat
>Fuck you, you fucking degenerate. My Mother and brother in law are epileptic and dont need that shit. Just admit you're an unmotivated piece of shit.
>Weed is for people that aren't motivated with life
Says who? You? Fuck you.
Maybe if you got out and socialized with people you would realize the stoner meme is pretty much just retarded 16 year old kids trying there hardest to fit in. I guess since some brits are cucks all of you are.
>>70437483
If it's specifically a fast food burger, then i'd rather smoke.
fuck now I want Mickey Dees
>>70437483
The hamburger, of course. You say mandatory, I say free.
>>70437483
Weed
That burger would destroy my intestinal system
>>70437483
A joint per day is very healthy
>>704s37483
The joint, then a fucking huge burger after a hour of being highed
Also saged, nothing to do with politics
>>70441317
At least we don't get beheaded for drinking :^)
>>70437483
>No allah pic
Schlomo u no even trying to please anybody.
The joint. Weed's more expensive than double cheeseburgers.
>>70440468
>cheese is bad for you
Okay, that's it.
THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR!
>>70439404
Not with the dark web.
>>70437483
Well I`d have both
>>70442758
What does this look like to you anon?
>>70437483
But I do both everyday anyway.
>>70437634
>one burger a day will make you fat
What are you 2 feet tall and 30 lbs?
>>70437483
I'll toast that log
>>70442125
You probably clear 60k a year and think you're big shit.
Kek, what a faggot.
>>70443559
>THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR!
I think he meant the horrible mc donalds "cheese", that is colored artificially and shit too.
BTW, im a big fan of swiss cheese, good stuff!
>>70440916
>the bun is sourdough
Stopped reading there
>>70437483
Fuck i don't even like weed
> weed it is though
>>70440916
>http://www.thankyourbody.com/is-milk-healthy/
>Is milk healthy? Why I choose raw and stay away from low fat milk.
Yeah I don't trust any site that actually promotes drinking unpasteurized milk.
>>70443898
kek
Yeah I get pretty dizzy staring at shit like that after awhile, my big trigger that isn't electronic is black and white stripes. when I look at it they meld into each other and I get a heavy aura of deja vue and dread like something really bad is about to happen.
Doesn't help that I vomit during seizures. One time my parents found me head back with vomit spewing everywhere, nearly died.
>>70444046
>I think he meant the horrible mc donalds "cheese", that is colored artificially and shit too.
In switzerland you're not allowed to call that garbage cheese, so your point is somewhat moot. But then again, the offence came from an American, so this might indeed be a misunderstanding. Anyways, I demand an official apolgoy, or else!
>>70444046
>BTW, im a big fan of swiss cheese, good stuff!
Fun fact: our best/highest quality cheese is mostly produced for export.
Holy FUCK guys
OP here and NONE of you answered the question correctly
I didnt say if YOU had to take one, I said if you have to live in a world where everyone eats burgers daily or a world where everyone smokes a joint daily
For fucks sake!
Suicide
>>70437483
that's an easy choice, which one fucks you up more in the long run? honestly
and we all know the answer to that
>>70444545
>Fun fact: our best/highest quality cheese is mostly produced for export.
As is our coffee, or any other product produced by any nation I suppose.
>>70437634
The double cheeseburger is like 450 calories, I think you'll be fine so long as you don't go hog wild on the rest of your diet.
>>70443434
You're right. We don't.
>>70444020
Fuck yourself you unmotivated faggot. Go and get a girlfriend and learn to be a man. Is this thread stressing you out? Better go take a joint to settle down you drug dependent drone.
>>70437483
The burger, it's less degenerate and I lift anyways so I won't get much fatter.
Also, smoking is gay as fuck.
>>70437483
Id rather smoke weed erry day than eat a burger erry day.
>joints
Sorry but I take bong hits like an adult.
>>70442758
>Dude, like settle down. Like if everyone smoked weed there'd be far less violence in the werld.
>>70445169
Goddamn nigga calm down, like shit nigga why you so mad?
Do I have to smoke the marijuana wrapped in paper? can't I put it in a humidifier or something?
>>70437483
none of them, both are cancerous
I choose the third option or I invent it if I need to
>>70444951
>As is our coffee
Ha. Then it's all fair, I guess.
Mhhhh, cofffeeee 8)
>>70445349
Why do you care so much? My medication stops my seizures but not my tics.
Ill take my medical advice from a neurologist before I take it from some snaggle toothed cuck
Will you contrarian faggots please stop acting like THC is comparable to something like desomorphine.
>>70437601
I already consume both daily. 'Murica!
>>70445892
>pic related is 20 minutes after one marijuana injected
>>70437483
Anyone who doesn't answer the burger isn't thinking it through
>burger will create more jobs
>mandatory beef burger drives off filthy vegans
>everyone gets fed at least once a day
>>70437483
>tfw when I had a period when I was smoking weed all day long and eating burgers and fries literally everyday.
Feels good to be a degenerate
>>70440568
>that's some Hi-Def jewery anon.
>>70437483
both
in the same order as in pic
>>70445892
that's not caused by desomorphine retard.
>The drug can be made from codeine and iodine derived from OTC medications and red phosphorus from match strikers,[11] in a process similar to the manufacturing of methamphetamine from pseudoephedrine. Like methamphetamine, desomorphine made this way is often contaminated with various agents. The street name in Russia for homemade desomorphine is krokodil (Russian: кpoкoдил, crocodile), possibly related to the chemical name of the precursor α-chlorocodide, or similarity of a skin, damaged by the drug use, to crocodile leather.[10] Due to difficulties in procuring heroin, combined with easy and cheap access to over-the-counter pharmacy products containing codeine in Russia, use of krokodil increased until 2012.[12] In 2012 the Russian federal government introduced new restrictions for the sale of codeine containing medications. This policy change likely diminished, but did not extinguish krokodil use in Russia.[13] It has been estimated that around 100,000 people use krokodil in Russia and around 20,000 in Ukraine.[12] One death in Poland in December 2011 was also believed to have been caused by krokodil use, and its use has been confirmed among Russian expatriate communities in a number of other European countries.[14]
>>70445576
I'm sorry for your condition but I dont believe you smoke joints simply to control your tics. If heroin was known to control tics, would you take that?
>>70441774
My nigga
>>70447553
There are many children with epilepsy and their parents who would tell you that marijuana is a miracle drug concerning siezures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSKTFe0Sg10
>>70437483
I guess the joint. Weed fucks me up too much so hopefully it's before I go to sleep.
>>70447902
>Weed fucks me up too much
Try weed that isn't *that* strong, maybe?
Burger in the morning.
Fuck smoking
>>70447553
I don't smoke it I vape it, and no I wouldn't because heroin has more cons than pros.
I'm not saying weed is the cure for everything, but to say it has no medical benefits is silly.
It may not cure cancer, but it sure as hell helps with the nausea during chemo treatment.
>>70439466
Maybe in the US...
In the developed world the burgers are made from beef.
My roommate smoke weed every other day and he's lazy faggot who sleeps till noon everyday. I know correlation =\= causation, but I'd rather not take the chance.
At least I can balance out the burger by eating healthy foods and exercising.
>>70440734
>one singe hit
how?
>>70437483
I'd say the joint but I'd go through the burger after on impulse.
>>70448011
Does weed with seeds even still exist? I haven't seen actual schwag since high school and I graduated in '07.
>>70448208
Weed really isn't for everyone that's why I choose the burger
If someone is a lazy faggot like your roommate weed will just amplify it. Does he at least have a job?
>>70448011
It makes me hallucinate like crazy. I usually listen to music and close my eyes because it makes me get pleasure from music and I see cool vaporwave art-like visuals with my eyes closed. If I have to do something high my anxiety goes through the roof.
>>70439106
True. BigMac costs around 2.4 eur or around 2.68 usd and you basically need 3 BigMac to feel full. If you buy a regular burger that is 3 times bigger than a bigmac and it costs $1, you feel full for the whole day. McDonalds is way overpriced. No wonder it is always empty.
>>70448405
Just for shits and giggles I bought an ounce of shwag for 50$ from this black guy I work with. pretty much just get some good wraps or papers and make fat white boy blunts and it will get you there. Oh yeah, seeds still exist.
>>70437483
Burger.
Only faggots smoke weed
>>70448707
Hahaha
>>70448405
>Does weed with seeds even still exist?
Sure. Just plant your own, maybe? It's not much work at all and cheap and just great (outdoors, of course).
And if you're a city-kek, well, too bad for you.
>>70448605
>It makes me hallucinate like crazy.
Are you sure you smoked ordinary HEMP?
Anyways, weed != weed. Try a different kind, with a different mix of sativa/indica.
