In 2008 and 2012 I voted for Obama. I voted for Hillary in the primary and I will be voting for her I the 2016 general election. Prior to 2008 I was too young to vote.
Wat do?
>>70437455
*in the
First you need a nice thick rope.
>>70437675
And what would I do with that exactly?
Kill yourself
>>70437675
FPBP
>>70437777
>>70437777
Can't do that m8. Gotta vote for Hillary to protect the Obama legacy.
>>70437455
How to kill yourself 101
Method (in order of pain)
>Shotgun to the head destorys the brain causing near instant death.
>Pistol at the base of the skull aimed upwards destroys the brain stem near instant death
>Falling better make sure it is a really high building or you are gonna be in enough pain to try again
>Lying on train tracks if you position your head on one track you should be decapitated it will hurt but it will get the job done
>OD really it depends on the kind of drugs you use, avoid most non opioid painkillers because they kill you though acute liver failure that causes a fuckton of pain
>Suffocation by gas, depending on the gas you may have mild to extreme irritation in your lungs and throat in all cases panic will set in due to asphyxiation regardless of the gas
>Drowning really hard to pull off because of instincts and stuff but it is a nasty way to die
>Hanging if done right your neck will snap and you will receive instant death, you will not do it right and die with immense pain around your neck and the panic of asphyxiation
Dont's
>Self-inflicted any sharp or blunt force trauma (except jumping) that means no wrist or throat slitting
>Jump in front of traffic you will get fucked up and will likely survive
>electrocution so much pain involved and it is dangerous for anybody who finds you
Do's
>Make sure your body will be safe for anybody who finds it
>If the chosen method makes a lot of mess try and do it outside or lay a tarp out
>There will be trauma involved for the person who finds the body, so keep your pants on
This is the obligotory make sure you want to end it all before you do, go have a shower put some nice day clothes on and head out for a walk, do something you love one last time before you commit
There you have it now you can end it all!
>>70437777
it's over
>>70437898
You dare ignore Kek?
>>70437455
Hillary will be your only logical choice. Sanders won;t we an option. Unless Paul Ryan gets the nomination, He is a good man and probably a better prez than hillary, but the party is so cancerous, it should really be purged of bigots and psychos before they should be trusted with exec. power on a federal level.
>>70437777
Checked
>>70437898
It is unwise to anger kek
>>70437777
Its His Sacred Will.
>>70438595
I am worried this heathen has angered all mighty Kek, how can we ever compensate for his lust of meme magic?
>>70437777
WITNESSED
>>70437777
>>70437911
>>70438900
welp OP i think its time to kill yourself. KEK demands a blood sacrifice
>>70439203
>yfw op delivers blood sacrifice
>>70438900
Confirmed
>>70437777
WITNESSED
>>70437911
Dubs
Quads
It is confirmed,the SACRIFICE IS ON THE SABBATH
>>70437777
>>70437777
based
>>70437777
REKT
CHEKT
KEKT
>>70437777
>>70437777
He better not disappoint Kek.
>>70437777
>>70437911
>>70438202
>>70438595
>>70438683
>>70438900
>>70439203
>>70439825
>>70440805
this is now a kek thread
>>70437455
DEPORT
>>70437777
WITNESSED
>>70437777
double double as we say in crapistan
>>70437455
Throw yourself off a fiscal cliff.
>>70437675
I love the similarities between /pol/ and Islam. The hypocrisy is amusing
>>70441700
Checked
>>70437777
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
You can really see how much they hate each-other.
>>70437911
This doesnt have hydrogen sulfide gas...
just mix some iron and sulfur powder, burn it, dump in HCl to produce lethal gas...
>>70437777
Praise Kek.
>>70441957
>Islam practiced old world corporal punishment
>This means anyone who believes old world thinking has a place in modern society is basically no different from kebab
Fuck off
>>70437777
>>70437777
CONFIRMED
KEK WILLS IT
And they said meme magic wasn't real
>>70437777
Op better deliver
