My fiance looks a little bit jewish and her last name is jewish but she's a cool girl and doesn't act jewish, what should I do?
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Put her in the oven, but only on low heat
convert to judaism
let her try the superior BBC
>>70436975
Ask her if her family is Jewish.
>>70437034
You mean low heat to give her a slow painful death, or low heat as in low enough that she'll survive?
I'm not going to kill her or hurt her.
>>70437034
>it's like anuddah sauna!
>>70436975
>>70437034
Keep her at cool temperature.
>>70436975
>My fiance
fuck off normie
hope you have a prenup
My guide to dealing with jewish women: if you had a son would she want to circumcise? If yes, oven time, if no, put it in her shekel pouch.
>>70437190
Should I put her in the oven but keep the oven off and make her roleplay with her as a jew and me as a Nazi? Will this offend her or excite her?
>>70437265
No I will never do a prenup
>>70437283
She seems reasonable so I'm pretty sure she would not. But I agree if she would mutiliate an innocent baby, especially her own baby, then it's oven time.
>>70437291
Fucking /pol/ I don't even
>>70437291
KEK
>>70436975
marry into the jew family and become reap the benefits of almost not being a goy
>>70437416
>>70437166
Low heat to save money on electricity. Let her die knowing you aren't wasting shekels.
dutch oven
>>70436975
>what should I do?
>>70436975
lol fuckin impregnate her nigga.
survival of the fittest breh. Noone will even know your kid is jewish because he will have your last name. You get them sweet shekel snatchin genes and noone is none the wiser. Your kid will blend in with the goyim, a shadow in the night
german jewish on my mothers father and swiss jew on my fathers mother's sides here.
but yea, also get the prenup breh
>>70437291
fuck yes you should jewish girls are a kink and a half. It's all that german neuroticism
Never use such a cuck term as fiancé ever again. You should do that.
>>70437593
Will this actually work?
>>70437635
>mfw you aren't even making this up
>>70437291
Turn it on or she won't yell and turn wet.
>>70437637
Good point, maybe she'll respect me more in the afterlife that way.
>>70437727
>but yea, also get the prenup breh
Wait will this actually help me? It's not like she's from some rich zionist banking family, I don't think she's rich.
>>70437825
If I turn the oven on at the lowest heat setting, is it low enough to not kill or severely burn?
>>70437986
Turn it all the way up until you hear sizzling. The more sizzling you hear, the wetter she is.
You want that bitched lubed up don't you?
>>70437166
Just warm enough to be mildly discomforted
>>70437173
Kek'd
>>70438096
You just said low heat in an earlier post faggot. And I already said I'm not going to kill her or hurt her. I'm actually being serious. I just want to oven roleplay without hurting her.
>>70438177
If I put it on lowest heat setting will it be low enough to not hurt her?
>>70438345
Jews have actively developed resilience against oven heat in the past centuries, you can safely turn it on for a few hours at low heat.
>>70438543
Oh cool, thanks for the info.
