This is Finland.
It's cold, it's dark, it's rainy, we have shit food, autistic people and we live next to the russians. We have a problem with alcoholism and violent crime, we eat a lot of pork and we are the last pitstop before Russia on a roadtrip through Europe.
Most of all, most finns don't see any of this as a huge problem.
Why the fuck would any refugee want to come here?
bennies
>>70435114
Because there's a small minority of Iraqis living here and we have social bux for immigrants. The Iraqis come here to live with their kind, realise the true nature of this country and its people, then go back.
>>70435114
Ballsack
Totally moving there next summer. Hope the autism levels match mine and that i get accepted better then the rapfugees. Looking forward to drinking vodka naked on a pier by the lake after a session in the sauna.
>>70435114
Don't you gives have alot of somalians?
>>70435114
Id's de damn globalisds :D
>>70435114
Always dark here too
They leave once they find out the truth
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-finland-idUSKCN0VL0UE
https://www.yahoo.com/news/finlands-no-good-disappointed-migrants-turn-back-152042061.html
http://www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finland-news/domestic/13652-many-iraqis-already-want-out-of-finland-i-m-dying-on-the-inside-here.html
>>70435348
>Looking forward to drinking vodka naked on a pier by the lake after a session in the sauna.
Remember makkara.
>>70435403
yes, but iraqis mostly.
>>70435114
>Why the fuck would any refugee want to come here?
Looking at recent statistics, they don't.
>>70435474
>too dark
>too cold
>hostile populace
>asylum process takes too long, can't just waltz in like in Sweden
>>70435467
In Outer Space you mean?
>>70435613
>hostile populace
We're not hostile tho, we're just autistic. Well sure, some are hostile too, but most foreigners just see us as hostile when we just won't speak to them.
>>70435509
are your immigrants integrated like ours?
>>70435509
Ah yes, grillimakkara on a stick with åbo sinappi
test new flag
>>70435934
Fuck no, lol. They don't even try.
>>70435934
They are. A couple months ago some nignog actually tried to commit suicide in the refugee center.
>>70435994
You know our ways well, croatian. I say welcome.
>>70435844
I hope we will become legit hostile to them soon, so that more of them will leave willingly.
Will make the purgenings easier when the time comes.
>>70435474
>too dark
>too cold
>anti-social
Integrated perfectly.
>>70435844
The general attitude is negative and hostile though. The come here thinking we'd act like the Swedes.
>>70436335
Sure, I hate them myself, but I really don't treat them differently. Mostly because I don't speak to people anyway, though.
>>70436393
I love this one.
>>70435114
If finland becomes less gay would it be hard for amerifat to move there? You really sold me with cold and dark
>>70435474
>-i-m-dying-on-the-inside-here
So everything is perfectly normal?
>>70435834
>>70435888
>>70435932
>>70436009
Did tumblerinas have a training camp in Finland or something?
>>70436574
Yes.
>>70436574
Not quite. They haven't integrated fully until they are actually dead inside.
>>70436556
Less gay? Countryside Finland is one of the more homophobic places in the world. You can literally get curbstomped if you fag around in a town of 500 people
>>70436556
Not really, murricans tend to be liked here but we don't see alot of murricans here.
>less gay
As long as americans see that sitting in a sauna naked with your mates drinking beer is gay, we will never be less gay.
>>70436556
There's nothing gay about sitting in a sauna naked with some buds. Unless you really are gay and can't stop looking at their dicks?
>>70436853
This is my new bowerdrink
>>70436715
They need to start drinking for that to happen. Theres nothing more capable of numbing your mind of suicidal thoughts than drinking.
Too bad muslims don't drink, they can never integrate.
>>70436207
2 of them tried.
Unfortunately they survived :(
>>70437071
Pretty good, but know what's better? Coffee, you faggot.
>>70437087
Can't even kill themselves properly, man these immigrants are incompetent.
>>70436746
And what of the language barrier? I dont want to be like some nog is english generally spoken there or is it seen as
spanish is in the usa
>>70436835
Sounds alpha to me
>>70436853
ES is so terrible I have no idea how anyone can stand it.
Last time I tried it I just wanted to throw it all away and vomit after taking a few sips.
Megaforce tastes kind of the same but I can stand it at least
>>70437148
Looks like we need to help them
>>70437162
All young Finns speak English atleast on a simple conversational level and you'll learn Finnish eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuV8u9rW-w
>>70435114
because our fucking traitorous cunt of a prime minister blurd out "OH REFUGEES COME TAKE MY SUMMERHOUSE!!!!!"
same goes for our secretary of treasury...
When he gets caught of lying he says "i was giving you misinformation i was not lying!"
>>70435603
We still got 30k here and I see them sitting on the benches at Revontulikeskus all the time. They just sit there all day. I don't even know how they get here since the only rapefugee housing place is like 4km away.
When are they all leaving?
>>70435114
gibs and wite wimmins (they don't know your are fingolian).
Whoops. I should've posted this one first.
>>70435348
finns are also extremely racist, they'll probably talk shit about your ethinicity behind your back
>>70437341
He's not doing it on purpose, he's just a spineless faggot who is doing what the EU tells him to.
And in the end he didn't even let them live there.
:DDDD
>>70435834
Top kek
>>70435114
Honestly Finland sounds pretty appealing to me after reading that.
Can I bring my guns to Finland? I play ice hockey and enjoy drinking. I am a journeyman carpenter, 29 single, no kids.
>>70437323
Pretty funky t b h f a m i l y
>>70437671
And white
>>70435114
I came here for them eskimo wiminz.
Also for the free money.
>>70437671
You can use guns if you're in the military, police force or you hunt. Other than that they're impossible to get as far as I know.
>>70437671
Probably, but you need a license for every single gun you own and a valid reason for those licenses. Self defense isn't one, because fuck you. We natives can atleast use reservist shooting as a reason, but that won't work for you.
>>70437799
Shit nigga, what are you talking about?
>>70437528
I have no idea how our gubmint is so fucking leftist when at least 80% of the population is against this fickficki shit and pretty rightwing in general. Even the media gets caught lying frequently. There was a poll on HS about ''Should everyone be allowed to own an assault rifle?''.
They locked the poll and deleted it after around 82% said yes.
>>70437162
The thing about language is that most finns wont ever talk finnish to you, it's a common complaint from foreigners because they can't learn it if they don't use it.
English is well known here and we don't speak finnish to you because we know it's hard to learn.
Expect finns talking finnish among themselves and switching to english when talking to you. You need to learn it if you want a good job, though.
>>70437528
You truly are like us <3
>>70437323
They have minorities in finland? :(
>>70437849
>They locked the poll and deleted it after around 82% said yes.
Same with the Yle poll on why people are racist. Modified it completely when ~80% said it's because of bad experiences.
I don't remember where I got this but it's a Binland bread so have it.
>>70437378
>leaving
They are going to leave on the day of the rope.
>>70437528
Well at least the leftists and the sjw women will accept me as long as i hide my power level. But on a more serious note, i don't take offense easlily and do have an understanding that people nowadays are critical of any kind of immigration. But then i am 190 tall, white with blue eyes and drink like a skunk. I presume integratipn for me will be easier then for a mudslime.
>>70437873
Every country has some sort of minority. We've had gypsies for ages and everyone hates them. There's some niggers but nearly all of them live in Helsinki.
Helsinki is the hive of leftist hipster trash. It's the San Francisco of Finland
>>70437378
when the war is over ;=)
>>70437873
Yes
How different is the rest of Finland from Helsinki?
I've only been in the latter, pretty nice, really, although I spotted a group of somalians close to the city center who ruined the experience a bit.
>>70437934
They didn't just modify the numbers, they completely deleted the ''bad experiences'' option
>>70437849
economics wise everyones so fucking socialist though
>>70438147
Less niggers
>>70435114
Lets see... easiest place to get asylum in and massive gibs?
but you have finnish meme queen Katja Kettunen (if that's actually her name). pic related.
if this isn't a reason to live and die for. I don't know what is. such beautiful girls in your country.
I wanna visit Winland anyway.
>>70435114
You forgot degenerate gamblers
>Typical Finnish Supermarket
>>70437162
Oolrait outsaider juu niit to ätliist unterstant the beisik finnish phrases. Othervais juu aar wiirdo.
>>70438127
That nigger is literally the tiniest guy there.
Why do niggers act tough again?
>>70438147
+Way less niggers etc shitskins
+Less leftists, faggots, and other homos
-Way, WAY worse public transportation
-Fucking nothing to do but to drink beer and watch tv for most of the year.
>>70438290
I'd rather watch grannies and grandpas lose their welfare on gambling machines than Ahmeds and Jamals raping teenagers in the markets.
>>70438290
hardly degenerate gambling when the amounts of money are so little
>>70438290
>tfw its totally true
I've been here for about 3 months now, living off that sweet wellfare they got. And every single old person is gambling in the LIDL. Whats up with that?
>>70435474
Stupid sandnignogs didn't know what they were dealing with. This ain't a place for the sane. There's no way our ancestors moved here willingly, they were exiles and outcasts. Kinda like ancient Australia.
>>70438243
>Henkseleissä lukee Lindström
huutista
>cold
>dark
>snow
>nothing but forests
>people generally don't want to fucking deal with you
>invented spurdo
based on this thread i can say i love finland
man, if the language wasn't a complete clusterfuck i'd totaly learn it and move there
>>70438387
>Fucking nothing to do but to drink beer and watch tv for most of the year.
Festarit and summer cabins, hunting in the spring / summer / autumn though.
>>70438524
Basics of it are not that hard. Perfect grammar is unachievable for foreigners but you can still make yourself understood quite easily with just a few lessons.
>>70438485
Finland is a peaceful country, the only excitement they'll have in their old days is by gambling.
>>70438265
"she" looks like a boy
>Q: Finland, and the whole EU should tighten the border security and refugee policy
Darker red: Fully agree
Lighter red: Somewhat agree
White: Hard to say
Light gray: Somewhat disagree
Darker gray: Fully Disagree
Whole nation
Male
Female
>>70438658
first you dont pay denbt and now this
>>70438556
Yeah, too bad during the winter, there is fuck all to do.
>>70435114
>Why the fuck would any refugee want to come here?
I can't think of a single reason at all for an army of young savages with balls swollen like melons to visit Finland. Nope, none at all
>>70438052
Dont worry bro, finns have nothing against croatians. We are nationalistic more than racist tbqh, racism really has nothing to do with our stance on immigration. Some finns hate swedes and russians almost as much as somalis and iraqis.
It's mostly about the country of origin, people from thailand and nepal for example are treated fairly well imo. And since we have nothing against croatia, we have nothing against croatians.
>>70438524
You don't need to learn it. Everyone here can speak English, or at minimum rally English.
>>70438658
well, I'm not surprised a mediterrenean meme man such as you, only likes big butts, wide hips and huge tits.
>>70438846
Basically just hole up in whatever dark pit you call home, lift and drink.
>>70435114
Why would people of the desert want to live in a frozen wasteland that forced it's inhabitats to have incredibly light skin absorb what little sunlight is present so they wouldn't die from rickets?
Free gibs of course
Everyone knows they'll leave without gibs
blessed autists
>>70438880
Except they don't look like that.
They look like pic related.
rainy, shit food, autists, no immigrants, russians and everyone likes it?
sign me up
>>70435114
You made this sound bad, when in fact we have one of the highest standards of living in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKRI4SjHV8k
>>70438880
Finnish women don't even look that good. Most look like mongols and siderwhales.
They can get all the fickificki they want in Germany/Sweden.
>>70438780
Here add this to the list :^)>>70437990
>>70435114
Refugees might not want to come there, but we do.
>>70438524
Here, let me start you off.
>>70439011
is that Suzy Berhow from Gamegrumps?
Ayy lmao
>>70439086
How'd that work out for you again?
![P6m8OgK[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ioOK6QA.png "P6m8OgK[1].png")
>>70438681
FUCKING HELL
>>70438647
>>70438946
thanks finbros
>>70439067
>>70439137
>Could I have a cup of coffee, please?
Kaffia. Don't listen to anyone claim anything else.
>>70436680
>>70436574
You'd expect after thousands of years of inhabiting Finland you'd adapt to the depression caused by lack of sunlight.
In Canada, the Inuits live in harsher conditions yet discovered they could reduce their depression by staring into burning whale fat for hours.
>>70435114
I'm a bitter piece of shit, I like vodka, I hardly talk to anyone I haven't known since my younger days, I'm super white, I'm a number-crunching engineer drone, and I like the dark. If I learn Finnish could I make a second life there?
i love refugees
>>70439314
If you pass the throat singing and drinking test
>>70439433
>forgot the sauna test
Shame on you.
>>70439199
Breddy gud tbhfam. Also Russia and our fuckups are one of the reasons you aren't cuck-tier like Sweden rite now. Also finnish people have been pretty welcoming to me during my time in Finland.
Also checked.
>>70439017
>Escape war to go on a hunger strike
Can't make this shit up
>>70439414
We can gladly give them back to you.
>>70439414
Sverige ja
miu :D
mau :D
>>70439433
And the spoon test.
>>70438387
>-Way, WAY worse public transportation
>-Fucking nothing to do but to drink beer and watch tv for most of the year.
Larger northern cities are really not that bad, they have decent transportation, free wifi (Oulu) and good shopping/etc.
smaller towns have literally nothing to do though. I have done nothing except eat, work and lurk /pol/ all week.
>>70439234
fucking lol'd
>>70438524
>finnish language
>>70439475
Havent you heard? The drinking test is done in sauna since 2013.
>>70439586
Yeah but that comes only when you marry.
>>70435114
money
>>70439515
Although it is an old video, it is one we should spread. We can get people of the narrative that these men are """"poor helpless, escaping"""" war.
>>70439630
>>70439433
And mämmi test
/pol/Finns always give an overtly positive opinion of Finland and Finnish attitudes towards mulculti/swetardation. Truth is we are pretty cucked because of general indifference towards it among Finns and there will not be any change for the better in many years. Average Finn is a greedy and lazy gibmedats worker who votes for leftshit parties or a farmer who votes for farmer benefits. These people don't care at all about immigration they just want more money.
>>70435114
Altijd weer die finnen
>>70439234
Is there at least a pronunciation difference here, or is it contextual? All these Finnish language pictures confuse the hell out of me.
>>70439414
Yeah saw this while in Umeå.
>>70439663
JUST
>>70439011
this is a sami
>>70439000
>incredibly light skin absorb what little sunlight is present so they wouldn't die from rickets?
>mfw nogs will start offing themselves soon because they grow suicidal without dem vitamins
>>70439433
>>70439475
>>70439586
>>70439677
I'll get on that asap
Are arrainged marriages in style there
>>70439794
I used to eat vegemite so that shouldn't be a problem
>>70440005
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ebin
>>70439937
>someone sprayed refugees welcome on a construction site wooden wall
>the next day it read Refugees NOT welcome go back to the desert
>>70440050
:DDDD
>>70439840
Yes, this thread gives Finland a too good of an image. Although, i think that Finns are not that cucked.
>>70439217
It's possible to learn Finnish very well if you have the mental capacity for it and are dedicated enough. One of my cousins is married to a Colombian woman and she has lived here for about 5 years and she speaks Finnish pretty much perfectly.
>>70438658
Daily reminder:
If that looks like a boy to you, you must be a feminine little bitch.
>>70439017
The "strange and bad eat" looked like a pretty good to me. And I drink water from toilet like "animal" since that's the only place with plumbing here
tfw these immigrants complain when they have all their shit taken care of. I would trade places with him in a heartbeat.
>>70439887
pronounced exactly the same
>>70439840
It's called positive thinking m8. I hate the mess we're in as much as the next guy but we can't lose our finnish spirit!
>>70440190
>And I drink water from toilet like "animal" since that's the only place with plumbing here
>>70440190
>And I drink water from toilet
w-what?
>>70440340
He is lying. He wants gibmedats so bad.
>>70440005
I love your country, Winland.
please notice me, senpai, and then tell me to fuck off, we don't want any parasites while wielding a knife and some alcoholic beverage in your other hand.
>>70440190
pic related is what a real woman looks like pekka
but i guess you prefer 15 year old boys =)
>>70439887
Finnish is literal meme language
>>70440023
According to a swede, the Somalians have a high autism and deformity rate among their growing population in sweden.
Despite being regimented vitamin D pills it doesn't seem to be fixing it.
>>70440416
>>70440340
Sorry, i thought you replied to the video. My bad.
>>70440473
Degenerate tbqh
>>70440475
mämmi :DDDDDDDDD
viddun bergele :DDDDD
only because spurdo had such an impact.
>>70440599
daily reminder that Conan is half-jewish and gets offended if you are antisemitic towards him.
>>70440583
It's highly unlikely they actually eat their vitamins.
>>70435114
make finland great again
>>70435834
>>70435888
>>70435932
>>70436009
I like how none of these are true.
>>70435114
Apart from the Russian thing, you just described the UK.
Finland sounds good. Shame about those noises you make to communicate
>>70440473
> a white nigger
Lovely
>>70435114
> Violent crime
I remember Finland being statistically THE safest country in Europe to travel to.
>>70440710
What did she mean by dressing like this?
>>70439763
>dat little frozen estonian kid in the snow
tappakhaa ithenne kehithysvanamaset autistihomoneekherit ei suomen kannatha tulla jourrut vuan maksamman suattanasti veroja
>>70435888
based finland.
>>70440858
This desu
>>70440682
That too of course, but what I mean is that the structure of the language is a fucking joke in itself. You could say that every single base word, like a noun, verb, adjective and such is extremely modular. You can add all kinds of bullshit to words and create basically an unlimited number of variables. The lingual structure allows to create words that are perfectly correct but that theoretically might've never been said by anyone. There's literally no limit to how many different derivatives can be formed.
tldr: it's insane
>>70440913
Violent crime in Finland happens mainly in the countryside and between people with feuds
>>70435888
>Someone out there is this salty over our mega ebin segret language
>>70439663
>muh quirks of language
Finnish isn't really that difficult to learn. Also go back to /int/.
>>70441230
I dig it. One Finn girl pls
>>70438079
I thought Tampere was?
>>70435114
Sounds like a good place
>>70440426
Noticed you austria-chan.
Austria is pretty gud cuntry tho
>>70441252
that's exactly what I love about your language.
>>70435114
>Why the fuck would any refugee want to come here?
Refugees will take anything over the shitholes they live in.Memes aside, they may also take interest in the Finnish women.
>>70435114
Sounds just like eastern Canada, except we live next to Americans.
>>70441252
You can be very creative with finnish language. Sometimes I feel english is very limited in terms of creativity but maybe that's because I don't know that many fancy words :D
>>70435114
芬兰太小。我们人民没有未来。
>>70441833
Do kids in Helsinki really dress like this?
>>70441495
thank you, senpai!
on a completely random note: some random finnish complaint choir thing I found a while ago, it's a political in its message and seems telling why the refugees don't even wanna stay with you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATXV3DzKv68
>>70441876
yes
>>70441876
Yeah, me on the left.
>>70441876
Dude this is from a catalog or something.
That pacman chain
Never
>>70435834
To be honest they can't use anything with a switch even if you explain it to them.
>>70440639
i never understood that haircut.
Is it like a haircut for kids with receding hairline?
>>70435114
Because Finns are cute.
>>70435241
Don't you only have social bux for a short while, though? If I moved there I'd only be able to claim for a maximum of six months before I was kicked out, surely?
>>70442183
It's cute and sexy :3
>>70440937
Woah, you have muslim abos?
R A R E
A
R
E
>>70435114
Beside the "Live next to Russians" You also described us and we have a shit ton of immigrants from the middle East. Hows your welfare though? Thats our main draw.
>>70440710
>nigger dress culture
>standing inside a shopping mall
degeneracy
>>70442280
i think that is the uk ambassador
>>70442280
>muslim abos in finland
laughed out loud
goddamn nigel
>>70440858
为什么?东北是俄罗斯。我们不能杀他们因为俄罗斯台力量。
I met a girl from jomala
she's nice, might wife her, definitely mom material
>>70436009
Well, that's autism
I have an exam for a Finnish uni coming up soon. Wish me luck so I too can be cold and miserable.
>>70439433
Oh, you do throat singing there?
I can khoomei.
Related, but not Finland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA&nohtml5=False
>>70442248
just like you
>>70442353
Yes I like the Finns, although some have no sense of humour at all.
I wish we could kick the savages out desu.
>>70442520
Not the Finns the Muzzies
>>70442410
That's Åland tho we don't like them
Question to my Finnish bros. How do you feel about Estonians and also Estonians living in Helsinki?
This is coming from an Estonian currently living and studying in Helsinki.
>>70442587
but isn't it still considered Finland ?
if not then what?
>>70440475
No, we are an Elven language.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34063157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e_7C99bOgU
>>70442672
Estonians are good. "Estonian" Russians are bad.
>>70435114
>problem with violent crime
my fucking sides
>>70442672
不知道。我不会写您的国家的名字哈哈。我想要你们都跟芬兰人结婚吧!
>>70442501
That is decent but definetly the older style, i much more prefer modern adaptations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hELyxLBXzaU&nohtml5=False
>>70442672
>>70441803
>>70442520
Finns are pretty based. When I use to play video games, I met a Finn who would join our chat every day. I went indawoods with him two summers ago in Sweden.
>>70442703
They consider Sweden their motherland. You will find Swedish and Ålandic flags in Åland but no Finnish flags.
>>70435114
>Why the fuck would any refugee want to come here?
They actually don't like it but a lot stay because the money is better than in some other places.
>>70435932
That fucking grammar. Whoever "made" this can only blame themself.
>>70442882
day/v/?
How many /mongols/ here?
>>70442844
And ching chong ning nong to you, my finish coмЯad
>>70438681
once again
>women
>>70442844
S-U-O-M-E-A PUHUTAAN SAATANA
>>70442935
Åland must be purged and made Finnish again. My political platform for next eduskuntavaali is this:
>Zero refugees
>Remove Swedish as official language
>Remove Åland and Lapp special privileges
>Remove all positive discrimination obligations from law
>Force Swedish language universities to accept Finnish students by making their curricula in Finnish
>Build a wall in Torniojokilaakso
>Join SCO as observing member
>>70435834
>>70435888
>>70435932
>>70436009
>>70442971
If any of them are staying we aren't memeing them hard enough.
>>70438381
It's a picture from the mandatory military service. You are a unit with these guys for months. You make jokes, like you take hilarious pictures. I had a black fellow with me during basic training, he spoke Finnish very well since he was born here and his parents spoke only Finnish at home. There was even a constant joke when checking out rifles from armory that we wanted 12 rifles and one spear.
>>70441876
Yes
>>70442971
>>70443448
See >>70442243 pls
>>70438524
There are always some fucking asshats at super market counters and shit that want to make small talk, no matter how I try to avoid their gaze
I've been an immigrant from Ireland living in Finland for the past 5 years.
What does Finish /pol/ think of me?
>>70442935
>>70443372
Meh, it would politically isolate us and possibly make us vulnerable to a Russian invasion. Getting rid of Åland would work out better, only rantahurrit would be pissed because the Swede voting block would be smaller.
