>run red light on way to work
>lights flash behind me
>pull over on the side of the road
>roll down window
>"Sir, I need your license, registration and proof of insurance, please."
>give him my license
>dig through glove box to get registration
>"that's alright, sir. you can get the rest later."
>he walks back to his patrol car and grabs a citation booklet
>gives me a ticket for running a red light
>"it's not the crime of the century, sir. If you ask the court for traffic school, they'll keep this off your record. Just be sure to ask them for it though, otherwise they won't give it to you. They even have it online now. Have a nice day sir, and please try to drive more carefully."
FUCK THE POLICE! They're all jackbooted thugs designed to rob people for the government!
>>70424786
>>70424786
desu your case is one in a billion. What's more likely to happen is that a patrol car is stationed right beside a newly laid speed limit sign that can't be seen because it is placed in a blindspot on the bend of the road. They will then fuck with you by delaying you as much as possible, taunting you, and of course giving you a ticket.
>>70424786
why did you run the red light? doing that here and you would have walked to work.
Sounds like the officer was pretty civil and let you get on your way quickly as possible to be honest. He even gave you advise on what to do to avoid it going on your record and increasing your insurance rates. Sounds like a nice guy. You ran a red light and should be given a citation. Lot's of dangerous drivers out there too busy with their cell phones and driving like maniacs that need a slap on the hand. Not saying you are an unsafe driver, but running a red light is a big fuck up.
>>70424786
>year 2016
>not just leading cops on an epic chase across several counties
>>70425205
>>70425215
It was yellow, but turned red when I got into the intersection.
>>70424786
You're lucky you escaped with your life.
>>70425205
>>70425215
Bootlicking statist shills
>>70424786
>run red light
>get ticket
That's how it works.
>>70424986
>a fucking leaf
Your police sound like douchebags, but ours are generally friendly people.
>>70426181
That hasn't been my experience anytime I worked in the states.
>>70424786
For future reference, if you floor it to next county, they can't do shit to you.
Seriously.
I agree. I was halfway through my daily fifth of vodka last week when I plowed through some kids crossing the street and some faggot pig had the audacity to arrest me
>>70424986
Your niggerish antics are why cops become such bitter fucks. Drive 10% over the limit in the city, 30-40 on the highway. Watch out for neutral coloured domestic cars. If it's a different make, anybody has a haT, anybody is in the back seat, you cant see a light bar or security features, or anybody is old. And why the fuck would you speed passed anything parked? They use vans for photo radar now because people like you are fucking retarded. It's not hard to break traffic laws, just like its not hard t be a traffic "cop" god damn f a m I bet you voted trudeau you're that stupid
>>70426453
>run red light
>no cops
>get ticket mailed to me in a month
weeeeeew
>>70426651
>>70424786
>run red light
>get T-boned
>>70425874
kek that's a good one.
Can I save it?
I miss the can I save it meme desu...
>>70424786
>sitting at red light
>watch cop pull up behind me
>go when light turns green
>cop flashes his lights and pulls me over
>wat
>fat Mexican cop named Vazquez waddles over
>"you know why I pulled you over anon
>no
>you just ran a red light
Didn't give me a ticket but fuck cops
>>70424786
>Break the law
>get asspained when there are consequences for breaking the law
People like you are why lolbergtardianism is a meme ideology.
>get pulled over
>get nervous for a second because I have weed in the car and have been smoking
>remember I'm white
>officer friendly walks up asks for my papers
>give them to him, ask if he minds if I smoke
>he laughs and says it's fine
>comes back 2 min later
>The reason I pulled you over is a broken tail light. I'm going to give you a verbal warning just be sure to get it fixed.
>thank him for his time, he tells me to have a nice day
>>70426993
>don't like bending over to take government cock
>somehow this is a bad thing
>>70426993
>bootlickers
>be driving a cab
>have a killer as a fare
>earlier pulled gun on me, forced me to drive him around
>forced me to stuff a body in the trunk of somebody he just murdered
>murdered guy landed on my windshield, smashed it
>get pulled over
>fare tells me to get rid of them or there'll be more bodies
>cops tap on window, shine flashlights in my cab, getting pretty nosy
>"sir, we stopped you because your windshield is smashed"
>other cop finds blood on the car
>"is this blood?"
>killer in the backseat staring icecicles through me
>tell them I hit a deer
>"sir, we need to impound, please step out of the cab."
>can hear my fare inhale like he's getting ready
>cops get a call on the radio, have to leave
>"go straight to the garage, sir. have a nice night."
The rest of the night was pretty exciting.
>>70424786
>"land of the free"
>>70426565
Not sure if inbred or fascist.
>>70428433
You sucked his dick?
>>70429970
>he doesn't recognize the flick this is from
kek
