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I'll start with some OC
>>70418364
if i wanted humour id just look at germany
>>70418472
FPBP
>>70420770
i just felt like dumping
>>70418364
I have a porn of an english woman getting ganbanged by a bunch of young t*rks.
>>70420860
Is this Civ V? If so how is it? I've never played the civ games before
>>70421353
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Have you showed mad love today /pol/?
>>70420845
kek
>>70421470
It's alright, I might recommend Civ 4 as a starter since it's a bit less simplified than Civ V which is made for women and children.
I might just be a picky asshole though, and I prefer Paradox games like CK, Vic, EU, and HOI.
>>70421353
God damnit...
>>70418364
>generic civ 5 message
>picture of screen
The only joke here is you.
>>70421852
>this civ games were good now its for toddlers
>>70421701
「ZA KINGU」
>>70421961
Would it help if I rewrote my post in Arabic squiggles so you could comprehend what I even said?
Not really /pol/ but this one cracks me up every time.
>>70420860
Implying the netherlands werent crypto jews... Always playing both sides.
>>70418364
Meh that's usually rashid's second choice if he can't get Islam.
Someone should make a picture of Austria gifting a great artist to Germany.
>>70422227
Kek, of course. A merchant from Amsterdam had the crown of Denmark under his bed as collateral for a shit ton of loans for fighting Sweden.
>>70422977
Source?
Swedes took tons of loans from you and England aswell. Goddamn money gruppers.
>>70423120
Saw it in a documentary few years ago, can't find which one it was quickly. We funded every side of most wars for quite some time. Together with Venice we were the jews of Europe.
>>70423697
Haha, pretty sure the crown thing might have been a metaphor or just a fairy tale. I have been ferociosly googling it now for a while and cant find anything about it.
Seems very unlikely aswell but a good story nonetheless i suppose.
You helped us out a few times though and for awhile we were pretty good together.
>>70422063
A FUCKING RARE TREE
>>70422063
TREE
R
E
E
>>70426179
Jesus Christ is this RuneScape? wtf happened?
>>70418472
I like you.
It's all you shitpost, but you fit in so well.
>>70426990
Apparently a lot.
>>70426990
You can still play a 2007 version of the game that roughly half the players are on.
oldschool.runescape.com
>>70424231
Well, we did have the head of an African king on a shelf until a few years ago. Some writer found it, and there was a minor "muh racism" shitstorm. But we chopped his worthless head off because he did the same to two of our soldiers. So fuck that guy. We should have kept the head.
>>70421470
It's really boring and time consuming. Definitely /pol/ approved
>>70426179
best runescape was sprite based 2d runescape
>>70430150
the wtf part about that is not the image itself; it's that someone nuts to it.
>>70421353
sauce please!"
>>70430150
>>70430268
>mfw I've masturbated to diaper transformation many times
that's just poorly made, the best diaper TF is mostly literature though I know some good comics/artwork
>>70424782
That's what they should have had, in Civ.
Not fucking Bismarck.
>>70421701
STANDO POWAH
>>70430425
>BASED
>>70420770
>Mexico holding a dildo
Top kek
>>70421701
The new BLM/Nazi salute
>>70420845
I never understood the Finland knife meme
>>70418364
What's the difference between a jew and a snake?
....
If you see a snake on the road while driving, you brake. If you see a Jew, you step on the gas pedal.
>>70432478
>Mexico
>>70418472
The bright side is that germany will still be majority german in 2050
>>70432830
Finns are stereotyped in Scandinavian culture to be short-tempered drunks with a penchant for pulling knives as soon as they get pissed.
The most hilarious thing is that this stereotype is actually true. They literally have a gene that makes them more violent and unpredictable after drinking booze.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1341100/The-violent-gene-Genetic-mutation-Finnish-men-makes-fight.html
>>70420570
i fapped
>>70420770
japan and china were at war before 1939
the uk had a king at the time
2/10
>>70422063
Based cedar
>>70433187
I'd like to believe it is some sort of an inside joke but I'm starting to have my doubts.
>>70421852
never play 4 but I heard it was mostly luck based
>>70430529
her nose is literally as big as her mouth
>>70431103
is this victoria or something?
This one always makes me laugh.
>She is far too sick to be mass executed with the rest
>Take her to the hospital where we shall waste precious resources on her recovery before killing her.
>>70421353
You should rename that webm into "Turks gangbang asian woman"
Who will you main?
>>70430725
>have the kraut we beat
>not the one who beat us
The United Cuckdom, everybody. Still salty 145 years later.
>>70436685
This guy over here
>>70421701
「WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN」
>>70433937
I bet you're fun at parties
>>70436545
oh wow they just got me to give that shitty looking film a chance.
See, those sharia law protesters aren't so scary when you change their signs with those of the cultural marxists who defend them!
>>70437518
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
RAYCISM NIGGA MUFFAGAH WE WUZ CULTURE AN SHIET
>>70436545
fuck now I have to watch it
S O O N
>>70418472
That's not funny, just pathetic and sad.
>>70438291
What's Auf Die Fesse?
Is Halt Deinen Fesse like a really rude way of saying shut up?
>>70438573
It's about getting punched in face.
>>70437376
Here's the source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>70438573
It's "in the face".
>>70438695
Danke würstchen
>>70438291
alt history german flags are so based
their current flag is shit
>>70439775
But our current flag is older than the shitty one you posted.
>>70439775
>german flag
Fucking unionists! Get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70440028
older doesn't mean better my good kraut friend
>>70428258
Fucking based. What did they do with it?
>>70439775
>German resistance flag 1944
>German
>1944
>not loving Papa and the Nazis
Get the fuck out
Absolutely Savage!
Deutschland Stronk!
>>70418364
>what is a screenshot for 500
>>70430379
Kek
>>70440410
Hitler didn't destroy all of those German nations.
>>70436380
wait is that actually them?
>>70441554
>You fuck greasy fuck
RIPIP sides
>>70420570
I don't understand this image at all. Explain?
>>70433602
>O'Rourke
>Irishman calling Niggers subhuman
>Pot meet kettle
JK JK Irish are white etc
>>70441909
hahahaha took me a second
tip top keks
>>70441554
>go eat a salami sandwich
lol'd
>>70433590
Ayo das rayciss
>>70433513
What makes you think there will be a Germany in 5 years let alone 30
>>70441955
history repeats itself
>women are whores
>>70441671
Are you serious right now or what
>>70443023
I really, really, really like this image
mind if I save it?
>>70441683
goddamn it.
>>70443639
>>70441980
oh thats one of my favs.
is it weird that i can understand what hes saying and where hes coming from?
>>70443435
averageamericanposters.jpg
>>70424782
what game?
>>70444433
civ 5 mod
you have never played civ 5? why even live
>>70433513
>The bright side is that germany will still be majority german in 2050
US though won't ... but that's only cause you had a few hundred years of a headstart on us
>>70441421
holy fuck
>>70432918
>>70433011
>>70433011
>>70433086
wtf is this shit
>>>/b/
Fuck off, nu/pol/ kiddies with this YLYL cancer
>>70441509
I'm not into gayming but that is one based pole
>>70436685
King of Bhutan
>>70421701
i dont get it
do they think pharoahs dabbed?
>>70446835
>justice on a game
this is so cringe
>>70436685
the Burmese lady looks qt af
>>70447085
>cleansing degenerates
>cringe
>>70436685
Is that Joseph Kony? Nice.
>>70420570
Evolution by Milo Manara Great one !
>>70441554
>my boyfriend is 6feet 7inches tall
>>70437376
I watched this whole documentary, they're racist as fuck..
After what I've read about the mandarin guy, the Chinese don't have sturdy legs to stand on. Although the niggers working there are very niggerish, working 1 or 2 days for a pay check and leaving. Not working at all unless they're supervised.
The black dude didn't seem as lazy as the Chinese dude made him out to be.
>>70446098
glorious
>>70441421
incredible
>>70418364
Had a huge collection of screenshots and greentext but most of my files were lost last month. Here are the survivors.
I just came across an electric retard comic and nostalgia'd hard. Holy shit
>>70430062
DELETE THIS
>>70441421
I kek'd out loud
>>70422063
Nice flag
>>70421353
Anybody have the uncensored version?
>>70422063
How is stanford
>>70446835
What game is that?
>>70450575
watchdogs
>>70435648
Yup. Victoria 2 if I might add.=)
>>70441554
>Who don't you save your sister's life before she accidentally gets harpooned by someone?
KEK
>>70444098
He says it clearest in one of the posts near the bottom, 1133 I think, but it was pretty funny up until then
>>70418472
>>70432830
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puukkojunkkari
>>70448923
Pretty good
>>70427762
this is not runescape
i refuse to believe
>>70439775
I prefer this one
>>70441421
dude i laugh and feel sad for him at the same time.. All he wanted was to share a moment with this film and everyone mocked him ;/
>>70433760
This is out dated!
>Sweden White
>>70441421
WHAT
>>70441509
Not gonna lie, I kinda want that shirt
>>70433760
remember when we could actually publish stuff like this? and nobody got offended; it was all in good fun because we knew we were all more or less the same in the end. now we have to fear offending people who will explode over it, or even excluding the 'new europeans' from our fun. of course you can't actually make fun of them, but you can't leave them out either so you'd have to scrap the whole thing
>>70430529
>i look like beyonce
Maybe after she had her face caved in and thrown in the microwave
>>70453184
>>70433760
also,
>story illustrating the character of the swedes
>cuck joke
>>70436685
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
>>70440028
keep licking that weihmar republic ass
>>70430150
Literally what?
>>70437953
/pol/cucks BTFO
>>70436685
>play Bibi
>get to tell other players what to do outside the game
>>70446835
>canadian
Every fucking time
>>70418364
This picture is only funny because OP is so dumb he can't take a screen shot on his computer. Used his phone to take a picture of the screen.
>>70441683
Haha, got picked up by news sites:
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/4chan-lit-book-vlogger-katie-harassment/
>>70424782
they really ruined it with the shitty 3d modal
>>70439775
?
Did someone urinate on my flag?
>>70430425
Fucking savage.
Burger burn 1
>>70457822
Burger burn 2
>>70449394
>>70449439
>>70449476
>1 references boards and looks like gonna be a drama between boards
>2 &3 about jooooos
Wasted potential
>>70458627
Literally me.
>>70426179
Eoc fag
>>70436545
What the fuck are they whining about? The director, Babak Najafi, is Iranian.
>>70420845
100% accurate
>>70437518
HOLY SHEEIT
WHITEY WAS KANGZ
>>70439402
>würstchen
This is insulting and somewhat cute at the same time.
my country
>>70441208
lol
This. Every time.
>>70441980
lost
>>70451331
i still dont get whats the point
>inb4 im not a native speaker
>>70436685
Kony for that expert level difficulty.
>>70441509
>comparing 11th century france with 15th century bohemia
wow those sjw cucks are pretty stupid, and stubborn...
>>70457854
I was in that bread good times
>>70441980
WHAT IS THIS KID BLABBERING ABOUT?
Why is he telling anything, anyway?
Can Americans even talk about things using the simple method of intro first, development of the story next and finally the conclusion.
He is just saying stuff that happened. Why should anybody care? Where is the conflict, problem, issues, adversary?
His mother did something bad according to him but he doesnt explain or show why that is bad.
Also a dumb plot about her sister having no shower, holding her hair as a pony tail and etc. etc.
Can Americans even finish their dialogues without going full drooling ape mode.
Fuck this kid, fuck him!
>>70427124
Don't complain c uck or I'll post the Belgium one
>>70420570
>TFW SOMEONE POSTS MY OC
WEW LAD THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED
>>70441610
Will they ever stop fucking with that guy?
>>70437518
HOLD UP
>>70462851
damn son where'd you find this?
>>70446835
>9/11 survivor
kek
>>70441980
wut?
pls explain?
>>70463412
god damn it
>>70463793
What the fuck?
Man this teacher is retarded. It is 20 minutes.
>>70463793
>10 minutes to cut one time
Women, not even once.
>>70463793
American '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' education ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>70420570
Why is Queen Elizabeth being dp'd?
>>70463412
fucking what
>>70463793
I feel this problem was created by someone, or graded by someone who does not know that a board has ends. If you want 2 pieces of one board, you cut it once. To get 3, you cut it twice. I know this is old as shit, but for some reason I felt like commenting on it. I would like to take that teacher into my wood shop, and show her how boards and saws work.
>>70463793
To be fair, I would have said 15 minutes as well. I can see where to teacher is coming from.
>>70418472
>humour
>>70464157
>>70464225
>>70464319
The board is also half of its size from before.
>>70445246
Trump will take care of that.
That's more that can be said for us, than with your leaders
>>70441955
The obvious message is that people didn't have sex between 1600-1900, except for the Americas, duh
>>70464811
Ya, implying the board isn't any harder to cut the second time. So it should technically be more than 20 minutes but mathematically and theoretically speaking, it's 20.
>>70441683
Jesus fucking christ, poor woman
>>70418472
you sick necrophile!
>>70458597
I do that now all the time since first seeing that
>>70445618
Looks like it hit a nerve.
Also Constantinople is Greek clay, gib now.
>>70418472
fug :DDDDDD
>>70433937
>triggered
>>70464913
You start with 1 board
it becomes 2 pieces
you take 1 of those 2 pieces and saw it
if she works just as fast, she will get it done in 15 minutes as that 1 (out of the 2 pieces) is half the size of the full board when it was just 1 piece.
sha sha sha
>>70421353
2 were not enough
>>70441683
>mfw i actually felt bad for her
Should i leave?
>>70465260
its still the same in diameter... if it took you 10 mins to cut through once it takes double the amount of time to cut through twice... and so on...
>>70463793
This problem is just very poorly worded.
If she wanted 3 equal parts it would be 20 minutes. If she wanted 3 parts or different sizes it could be any number of minutes depending on how big you want the parts to be.
>>70464837
Kek
>>70465733
the size of the parts doesn't really matter wether they're equal or unequal. cutting trough always takes the same amount of time.
>dont do drugs and math at the same time dude...
still my favorite
>>70465616
not if you turn it sideways
by the way a diameter is for a circle. You're thinking length or width.
>>70466300
I felt pretty offended watching that...
>those goddamn lazy niggers...
>>70422063
Is it Christmas in Austria?
>>70466106
If you cut the corners off diagonally then you're cutting the board into two pieces. But it would take a lot less time then doing a complete cut trough the middle.
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