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I wonder what /pol/ thinks about this-American soldiers under mortar attack scre


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I wonder what /pol/ thinks about this-

American soldiers under mortar attack screaming , crying and begging god to keep them safe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MwNUMM4iRb0

British soldiers under mortar attack acting professionally, looking out for each other and even joking around

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gW4AOknNLn0


Are the American soldiers just not trained to the same standards or are they more cowardly ?
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>>70417027

old news

>Are the American soldiers just not trained to the same standards or are they more cowardly ?

we were courageous enough to beat your asses 2x

stay mad
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>>70417027
>Given shit-tier equipment
>shit training
>go into battle it's a MRE with peanut butter crackers
>Pussy out during battle
>mfw
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>>70417123
Yeah the French empire had nothing to do with it
> 2x
American education
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>>70417202

you couldn't manage the addition of the wee French? topkek

we also bailed your ass out in ww2

British education
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>>70417467
> this entire post
Lmao what do they teach in your schools? Is it really that bad ?
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>>70417027

not to defend americans but those are just two groups in two different situations
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>>70417944
not an argument
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>>70418096
What is there to argue with? Address the OP post instead of making shit up
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Fuck off with this cherry picked shite,
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>>70417027

>British troops under fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iboWG0cjIiM
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GET YOUR FUCKING LEGS IN JACKO
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>>70418214

kek
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yanks have always been a bit gun hoe m8 when it comes to warfare, all you can hear on the channel is "yeehaw" when they hit something. British troops find them hilarious because they're so stupid, still, we'd be lost without them. American soldiers are alright imo the last 100 years we've been kicking ass together.
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>>70417027
>>70417124
>>70418441

The British army is a joke you can never compete with the US you fucking cucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
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>>70418441
> gun hoe
Lol
>>70418572
Nice link retard
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>>70418572
Guess who is walking the US-dog...
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>>70418739
:^)
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>>70417027
Larger military groups tend to have more unprepared personnel, most of the us army soldiers are probably normal young men who aren't used to high stress situations of real war and thought the army would be easy like playing Call of Duty and Battlefield when they decided to enlist, though it's kinda sad if you thinki about it, presence of personnel unprepared to violence shows that they came from a relatively peaceful environment, having a weak army is not a reason to feel ashamed, it means you're just too used to living a peaceful life and it's not a bad thing.
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>>70417027
Americans are cowards. You should see their marine ads compared to ours. Theirs are appealing to the COD fantasy and ours appears to men grounded in reality
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>>70418800
Cod fanbase *
appeals*
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>>70418800
At least post a link ya drongo.
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>>70418882
US: https://youtu.be/62tnJtLBQzQ
UK: https://youtu.be/AbvMPaeUvvs
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>>70417027
>Are the American soldiers just not trained to the same standards or are they more cowardly ?
nigger influence / degeneration contamination / affirmative action training standards degradation
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>>70417944

>he doesn't know about Lend Lease

plus our actual involvement in the war

look, I'm not the one so butthurt he has to keep making threads trashing America

chip on ye shoulder

the lady doth protest too much

etc.
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What is with this fucking constant England shilling anti american lately? I mean it's not even good bait, it's just pure shit.

It's going on constantly. Is someone sliding this board again?
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>>70417027

>1 soldier = the entire American army

why are you wasting your time with this bullshit?

you want to talk about cowardice? you faggots restrict the ownership of basic utensils

if you have certain politically incorrect opinions online you go to jail

the UK was great once
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>>70418800
Motherfucker your ads appeal to transgenders, women, and limp wrists faggots.

The British military is a joke puny little stupid men with subpar (even for us) equipment and even more garbage training. I swear to god listening to your lieutenant try to call for fire with their shit slurring accent was the only thing you even did right. The rest of our training with you was breaking everything down for you so your slow little Anglo brains could catch up.


Men grounded in reality don't make me laugh, more like men grounded in retardation.


t. Marine
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>>70419076
> he thinks lend lease counts as "beating our asses"
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>>70419170
It's just too easy
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>>70419209
>>70418945
Hahaha cry some more, tubby. The last time I posted this, some Amerifat tried to correct me by linking an even more cheesy and unrealistic ad appealing to 15 year old COD players. Stay mad
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>>70419209
Jesus christ. Americans just cannot handle banter. They are so far up their militaries arses, its hilarious.
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European armies are career-oriented. You join and generally stay in. Pay is generally decent, equipment is meh, but they're very down to earth about their own capabilities and threats. You make do with what you get (surprise! another round of budget cuts) and deal with it.â„¢

The US army is more about a "2-4-8 year"-contract and attracts the "fuck I don't know what else to do"-crowd. They also get spoiled with gizmos and constantly fed propaganda (because idiots). So naturally some kid from Bumfuckville TN is going to be bawling because the recruiters didn't tell him he'd get mortared at in some shitty dusty hole halfway across the globe for a reason he doesn't understand.
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>>70418945
I must admit the American one is cheesy as fuck.

>Wearing a beret while operating
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>>70417027
Legend has it that Jacko still hasn't got his fucking legs in to this day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01v0sUra-yg

>amerifats shouting
>amerifats laying low
>amerifats shitting pants

>brit wearing no protection
>brit standing up like a boss
>brit giving orders
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>>70417027
The other Americans were pretty brave in that clip. I would be absolutely shitting myself in such a situation.
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>>70419635
the weak should fear the strong
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>>70417027
The only thing America provides is equipment and resources. And, that's only because they're large enough to keep a strong military-industrial complex.
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>>70419717
Well, you would be trained to not be a coward. Also, you would have chosen to go in the army - knowing all the dangers and risks.
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>>70417123
>>70417467

>2x

Yeah, 5000 british soldiers, and 30,000 pissed off Canadian Farmers pushed you back into your borders and burned down your president's home.

We should have taken Maine.
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>>70419203
That's not really cowardice.
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>>70419170
Because we're bored of bullying krauts.
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>>70419961

Basically this. The other nations don't seem to understand that the Brits just bully people for fun.

The Australians get it.
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These Cheery picked videos shows the cowardice of the british army, show me just ONE video of the britsh army fighting in close quarters combat like this

>protip you cant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmpl4JnDdA
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Anyone got that video where our soldiers and the Amerifat soldiers are attacked and the Amerifats scream like bitches while ours laugh
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>>70419209
Our ads are dark and show the suffering side of the army - but yeah, they definitely appeal to the weak-hearted.

>It's a joke
All cases and examples disagree. Look up British army vs. American army, and you'll see that we're the best of the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ds4_aZgQI

I like this video because it shows an elite American regiment go against the British airforce in little army games that is for the ground force. To relative surprise the British airforce beats the yanks at their own game, despite most of their equipment being american, and so they're not trianed in it; however the yanks are trained, unlike the brits, with the equipment.
>subpar equipment
Yeah, that's true. But, we don't spend the same amount on the army as you do.
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>>70420094
Well, we're not retarded enough to go close up to an enemy.

Cowardice =/= retardation
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>>70417123
>2x
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it's only a bit of banter Yanks don't cry
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WHITE POWER
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>>70420486
Yanks turn into raging autists whenever someone criticises their military.
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I was only ever a reservist but apparently Yanks aren't even taught run, down, crawl, observe, aim and fire.

Which is the most basic maneuver when it comes to infantry.
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>>70420094
>just ONE

okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aas6IreJOQ
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yanks itt absolutely fuming over nothing lmao
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>>70420539
>turn into
They're born that way, mate.
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KEK
Fucking Americans are the biggest faggots, heard so many stories about how fucking dumb they were in vietnam and how the aussies would stay well the fuck away because they'd all be loud and smoking cigarettes at night.

Americans are just stupid nigger CUNTS
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Lots of angry yanks ITT

Does being circumcised inflict a repressed trauma that makes you angry for the rest of your fat life?
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>>70420568
they're as useful as cannon fodder
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>>70417467
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>>70418096
Molenyeux please leave
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>>70420568
They aren't taught anything except how to open an MRE and stuff their fat fucking nigger faces.
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>>70420594

Your whole country is literally smaller then Texas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYSCuAfOc5g&nohtml5=False
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>>70420712
> literally the "muh dik" argument
Not surprising from a 63% white country
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>>70417027
>under mortar fire
>swears in shock
>apologises for swearing
makes me proud
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>>70420712
And yet this small country has managed to build the largest empire ever; bring forth the modern world; create civilisations; build modern science and produce the language of the world.
Whenever someone brings up Britain's size, I always take it as a compliment for that very reason.
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>>70420712
Texas probably has more spics than we have Muslims in our entire country.
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>>70419524
Muricans army tends to enter in more shitholes than europeans ones, more conflicts, more soldiers on the ground, more possibilities to see shit situations like OP video.
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>>70418037
But thats how /pol/ works:
Take pictures of brainfucked SJWs
Claim thats how liberals are

Ignore the difference between social democrats and socialists

See pictures of teenagers welcoming refugees
Conclude that all Germans want their wives to have sex with a Muslim and watch

Simple minds. Don't expect too much.
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>>70420712
Your whole country is literally a kike and nigger infested fuckhole of degeneracy. Every american baby is stamped at birth as a slave for the kikes. You are all so brainwashed to be sjw's and faggots that you turn your children into trannys and hand your wives over to tyrone and jamal.

top kek amerifat scum
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>>70420712
Yet somehow managed to have the largest empire in history.

Impressive really.
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>>70418037
Yeah, but if you lurk on this thread more, you'll see that the theme is rather consistent. Brits are more disciplined, skilled and intelligent, whilst yanks are more shouty, emotional and childish.
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>>70420868
This. They're also deluded as hell about their current predicament
>muh guns
Still waiting for that uprising you've promised us, you fat fluoridated fucks
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>>70417027
Different cultures. In America, you deal with threats by reacting to them seriously. Britain has more of a culture of making light of danger as a way of psychologically handling it. They're just as scared as each other, they were just raised with different ways of showing fear.
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>>70417027
Its been a good few years since I've seen this exact post. Good to see it again. The banter is real
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>>70420862
True, but I rarely see a video of Americans acting cool and rational. For them, it's all about being rambo.
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>>70420855
How did you go from a worldwide empire back to a small island? Your ancestors would be ashamed you have went backward not forward


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXJgB1-a8iE&nohtml5=False
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Royal Marine adverts are nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhahiQJhfTo&nohtml5=False
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This isn't banter, this is just flat out harassment.

Reported.
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>>70420866
This is the designated anglo banter thread

If you aren't willing to contribute some top bants, I'm afraid you'll have to leave
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>>70420985
kek
b-but we're voting trump! surely this massive kike pandering faggot will make us great again..r-right??
How fucking stupid are these niggers honestly, I'm so sick and tired of how much america fucks over the whole world. Literally every bad thing that is being done to white nations is because of these fucking kike slaves who expect the rest of us to be melting pots of degeneracy like them.
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Just off the shell the pakis m8
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>>70421160
Make me.
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>>70421073
It's better to have built the world's greatest empire and lose it, than have built a small empire and claim it's the biggest.
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>>70421020
>Americans reacting seriously
Oh yeah? In response to the NSA spying scandal, Americans literally got together to shit themselves in public to supposedly show that if the government is going to take a dump on them, they're going to take a dump on the government. I wish I was lying but I'm not shitting you
Pic related
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>>70421160
Tbh, medpac is right.
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>>70417124
>>70417027
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>>70418096
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>>70420868
>Australia, literally the scum of the world, an off shoot of Britain where they sent they're inbred criminals and degenerates

What has Australia ever contributed to the world ever? Your county is the laughing stock of the world even on 4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL6k38kQJ74&nohtml5=False
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>>70421073
I'm sure your ancestors would fucking shoot every modern american if they saw the guy who use to pick their cotton ruling the entire fucking country.
Fuck off you amerfat nigger scum, fucking just go kill yourself and do the world a favour.
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Here have a redpill
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=456_1408421473
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>>70421185
It's insulting when American libtards compare Trump to Hitler. Hitler was articulate, had life experience and was genuinely captivating while all Trump does it say "make murica great again" over and over until his redneck fans cream themselves
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>>70421268
Is this a fucking joke? Why are they all grouped so close together? Why do they think a sandbank is good protection? It's only brutal because they're retarded enough to think their positioning is good.
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Imagine Americans patrolling Belfast in the early 70's

They'd just be in a constant state of panic and cause about 50 individual bloody Sundays
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>>70418149
The op is full of complete shit. We don't know the full context behind both, but the point is no one fucking cares about a couple soldiers because at the end of the day the us still has the greatest military on earth and no one can come close to competing.
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>>70421283
What's the redpill? It's better for Brits and yanks to work together to kill sandniggers? Sure, I agree with that - but this is 4chan, not afghan.
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>>70421383
Yanks would just have made the whole thing even worse, killed thousands at random
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>>70421289
Not only that, can you imagine Hitler going to an AIPAC conference to suck the cheese of old kikes cocks? Bloody unlikely.
Either way I'm sure both of our countries will suffer as america leads the white nations into absolute destruction.
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Hahaha the angry autistic American replies are 10x funnier than the actual video / OP

America is a nation of autism hahahahahahaha
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>>70421386
You're thinking purely in 60's terms.
I mean, if MI5 hacks into your military's network. Disables all communication and electronic equipment, and steals data - you guys would be pretty fucked. Essentially, what I'm trying to say here is that modern warfare relies more on computing and information than anything else. And, as far as I know, Britain has a highly skilled intelligence network.
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>>70421073
i can hear their voices trembling and they haven't even made contact yet, they can just hear the pakis chanting. nice video, really shows how """"fearless"""" and """"strong"""" the US troops are
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>>70421430
Your military cannot even compare you not have 500 tanks... Barley Any nuclear warheads, shittyAir Force 1 aircraft cArrier compared to our 10
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>>70417027
Did anyone actually die because if not (pic related)
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>>70421386
>us still has the greatest military on earth
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Those American soldiers where just kids, woth a future, afraid to die, just wanting to get out alive.

The other where just older, seem used to this kind of shit, probably already accepted death an an outcome.
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>>70421596
Mate stop shaking and crying
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>>70421596
Read >>70421560
I don't care how many tanks you have, and I don't care how many warheads you have (I doubt anyone would use them, unless they don't follow the MAD doctrine). That doesn't matter in today's age.
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>>70421596
Americans can't even use their equipment - and I'm not just talking about your mutilated penises here
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Divide and conquer, lads. It's all fine well to have banter, but we have always more in common than we do apart compared to the rest of the world (I'm including the rest of the anglosphere too).

We should stick together. But we have to remember that both the UK and US have Third Columns within them opposed to the Anglosphere, if not complete anti-white attitudes.
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>>70421683
Ayyy
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>Are the American soldiers just not trained to the same standards or are they more cowardly ?
Definitely the first, maybe the second.
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>>70421596
Your huge military spending is compensation for the fact your infantry has some of the worst training among modern militaries. It pales in comparison to French and British.
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Americas """""""""finest""""""" soldiers.
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>>70421759
Semper pie
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>>70421683
>>70421660
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>>70421505
America truly is a joke of a country.
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this thread gives me nostalgia, I used to make this exact thread on /new/
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>>70418800

Lol you have never served a day on your life but see fit to tell me about it.
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>>70417027
What is the source of this laughing British man and this gif?

Pls
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Think about it britain sucks, You went from an worldwide empire back to nothing in the span of 200 years mostly without even a fight and when you did fight you lost, you lost to America in the revolutionary war, you lost to the french a bunch of times, you lost badly against the Germans in world war 2, your country is a loser and is now completely irrelevant on the world stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4DoJvyfbw&nohtml5=False
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>>70421797
This damage control.
Is this what 'throwing the towel' is in America?
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>>70421797
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/17/british-teeth-us-dentistry-oral-health
It turns out saturating your water supply with fluroide doesn't improve your teeth but it does lower IQ.
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>>70418945
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AMERICANS EXPLAIN THIS HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>70421884
The Patriot.
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Please stop fighting with America :3
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>>70421910
Haha are you okay lad? You want to sit down and take a rest? It's okay to cry
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>>70421884
The Patriot
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>>70421560
>hacks into military network

Kek you could guest star on CSI
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>>70421910
>you lost badly against the Germans in world war 2
what lol
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>>70421937
Join the MARINES and destroy Sauron!
Literally training a bunch of fat faggots how to play dungeons and dragons, no wonder the fat niggers piss their pants in real combat.
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>>70421956
>>70421989
Thank you
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>autists that can't handle or dish out banter participating in a designated banter thread
>autists that can't handle or dish out banter too autistic to realize it's a designated banter thread
Jesus H. Christ
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>>70421946
>>70421864
Why are you laughing? You're the one getting fucked Lol. Pic related is America's symbol of strength to the world
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>>70420983
During the start of the Iraq war, there were many instances of friendly fire, US on Brit, because the British just could not, to even save their lives, understand a map

There are instances of both nations being retarded
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>>70421910
>Forgetting to mention the times we've won
Cheeky
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>>70421910
WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIET
t. jamal tyrone shaniqua
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>>70421615
>>70421660
>>70421807
ITT: britbongs butthurt about how far their "empire" has fallen
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>>70422029
B.bbut I'll respawn right??
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>>70417027
Isolated incidents and we have no idea of the context or circumstances. I'm fed up of seeing this shit - and I'm a British fuckign soldier.
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>>70422070
>Friendly fire because someone can't read a map
I think the British soldiers could read the map. They may have been bantering the yanks, if this is true, but I doubt it is true.

Anyway, the fact yanks decided to kill their team mates over a map just shows how retarded Americans are.
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>>70417027
Cherry picked examples, cute.
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>>70422107
Americans sure are good at killing white people.
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>>70422107
Maybe 50 years ago but we're just here to laugh at you pathetic fat fucks. Try not to shit yourself please
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>>70418214

>Americans under fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTV_sAwlFcU
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>>70421759
You can get kicked out for being too fat so I doubt this pic is real
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>>70419635
Anglo superiority
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>>70422160
Try again, ahmed
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>>70422024
The British were taking heavy casualties against the Nazis before the US invaded If it wasn't for the US help against the Germans the Nazi's would have invaded and taken over Britain just like they did France

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYSCuAfOc5g&nohtml5=False
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>>70417027
>excuse my language
kek fucking brits
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>>70422107
Are all Americans stuck in the past? We've gotten over all that: we only look to the future, you know.
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>>70418798

it would be an italian to make this point...
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>>70422234
Okay.

>Friendly fire because someone can't read a map
I think the British soldiers could read the map. They may have been bantering the yanks, if this is true, but I doubt it is true.

Anyway, the fact yanks decided to kill their team mates over a map just shows how retarded Americans are.
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>>70422264
>we only look to the future

The Unifed Muslim Kingdom?
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>>70422230
You can never be too fat in America
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>>70422254
>If it wasn't for the US help against the Germans the Nazi's would have invaded and taken over Britain just like they did France
>Amerifat education
The Battle of Britain ended their hopes of operation Sealion succeeding in 1940 long before the US joined the war. The German military did not have the capability to hold a D-day style landing in the UK at any point.
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>>70418798
This is really it, our frontline infantry grunts are usually dumb kids that just barely graduated high school. The only 'professional' soldiers in the US military anymore are officers, everyone else leaves after one or two contract periods.
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>>70422234
150 posts before someone called me ahmed
Must be a new record
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>>70421710
No you tard the only thing we have in common with those fat foreigners is the language.
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>>70422264
yeah you got over your empire pretty quickly LOL
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>>70422264
It's because the past was the only time they were a great nation.
Now they're just a bunch of fat niggers,spics and jew slaves who are cucks to jamal. Literally training their kids to be trannies.
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>>70422215
Lol at least my country isn't being invaded by sandniggers but whatever keep dreaming Lindsey
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>>70422322
You can though, they have body weight standards that you have to fall under in the military and if you're too fat you get kicked out
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>>70422384
This. Even then they've butchered the language.
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>>70422107

Not really sure why anyone is even engaging in this. The world that Britain called its own revolted against them and they folded. An empire no longer. They hold on to old glories because they have nothing else. It's fine. One day, America may even end up polishing its medals and talking about how much ass it kicked way back when. Who cares.
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>>70422070
Because the US troops were retarded and fired on friendlies you mean
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>>70420090
We do not
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>>70422064
why that rainbow white house hurt my feels so much?
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>>70422406
Hey, at least we were a great nation, unlike America.

>>70422316
Unified Muslim World, Imsh'allah
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>>70422223

check my almost quints
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>>70422413
I told you not to shit yourself! You're stinking up the thread you fat fuck. By the way
>62% WHITE HAHAA
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>>70422316
top kek amerifat scum, I wonder why we all have to suffer the muslim invasion?? surely nothing to do with you kike slaves?
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>>70422456
Because a nigger lives in there

>>70422466
No thanks, mate. I'll just check your nice dubs instead.
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>>70422413
>literally sixty three percent white

hahaha
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>ctrl+f 'BEADY'
>0 results found

wtf
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This is what Britain looked like during ww2
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>>70420866
>Ignore the difference between social democrats and socialists

There isn't a difference you retard
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>>70422456
>why would a symbol of faggotry being plasterered on the white house offend me?
Jeez, I can't be offended for you Amerifat
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>>70418800

>Theirs are appealing to the COD fantasy and ours appears to men grounded in reality

Show me. I actually saw a recruiting ad in the UK of a first person shooter style. You're fucking bent
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>>70422406
Count the American multinational companies that grace your shithole of a country and then consider the long arm and reach of American political influence. Add to that American foreign policy and its military.

Yeah. "Old Glories." Tell that to the guys that are testing weapons on your soil today, they'll get a good laugh at that one.
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>>70417027

Fuck your divide and conquer Jewish tricks.

American soldiers are bro tier. I can give you some great examples if anyone is interested?
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>>70422406
Top kek. I just reread what you said, and 'they' meant America. Haha, I'm so silly.
Please, lobotomise me.
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>>70422525
This is what the """""""""""""whitehouse"""""""""""" looks like in current year
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>>70422525
That's what Detroit looks like today

HAHAHAHA
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>>70422569
Go down a few posts you toilet scrubbing slavic scum
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>>70421268
>Lets huddle together to make the target as big as possible for the enmy
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>>70422525
This is London 10 years later
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>>70420712
Cool video desu lad
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Americans have to defend appointing white men to positions of power lol he's not even white HAHAA
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>>70422578
Tell your stories, lad.
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>>70422576
Shutup you fucking nigger, if I wanted to hear from a jew I'd watch a trump video.
Your whole country is ruled by Israel so don't get too uppity.
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>>70422509
63% of 310,000,000 > 80% of 61,000,000

At least we're able to keep the savages that live here in check.
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>>70422743
>nigger
>jew
>other bullshit

I thought you people were good at bantering. This is just fucking disappointing.
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>>70422576
Let's play a game, I'll post a picture of my white Prime minister and then you post your white President, ready
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>>70422563
ha offended you say. its upsetting not offensive
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>>70422611
Top kek britfriend
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>>70422765
You have more non-whites than us, percentage and raw number wise.
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>>70422765
>keep the savages that live here in check.

FUCKING KEK
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>>70422765
>we're able to keep the savages in line
Haha you're too funny.
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>>70422807
Well, he's more orange if anything, but still...
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>>70418945

muh cup of tea. heh
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>>70422862
That's not Obama
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>>70422799
America summed up in one picture.
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>>70422525
And yet we still won and did worse to the Jerries.
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>>70422578
Fuck off you tryhard spacker
No one gives a fuck
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>>70422908
No, it's the 45th president, Trump.
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>>70417027
The eternal anglo strikes again
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>>70422921
>Americans hate the rich
>do the bidding of a billionaire Jew
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>>70422862
he's not Americas President, this guy is
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>>70422955
He won't be president and he isn't president
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>>70422984
Americans can never get enough kike cock in their mouths.
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>>70422807
Your obsession with skin color is funny to me, considering just how much you people bend over backwards for non-whites. That has to bother the shit out of you, doesn't it Nigel?

So our president isn't white. Newsflash: We know. Doesn't matter. Guess you win that game. Hell of an effort.

Let's play a new game. I'll post a picture of my President that's not currently embroiled in an international financial scandal, and you post a picture of your Prime Minister that isn't embroiled in an international finance scandal. Fun game, right?
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>>70423081
:^)
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>ITT: Eternal cuks bragging over other people's achievements
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>>70422578

Me and 3 of my oppos was in basra when we grabbed a couple of teenagers throwing stones. mikey grabbed one and I go tthe other took them behind a wall and fucking leathered them good style. Little fuckers'll be off school for a week. haha mugs.

https://youtu.be/fxi5kxzx3V0?t=52s

52 seconds
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>>70421371
this

>one mortar barrage
>entire team reduced to a twitching red pulp
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>>70423081
I thought it's haram to be gay.
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>>70423055
Britain is literally the jew financial capital of the world. That's why the majority of British people are ugly as fuck, they have jew inbred genes in them.

New york is bad, but London is even worse, it goes back centuries.
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>>70419891
>Pissed off
>Canadians
Passive aggressive farmers at best.
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>>70423010
He's they guy who will make Shillary president. Trumpfags don't even realise what a clown he is. He's clearly set up to lose.
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>>70423139
>BEING RAYCIS HURTS MY FEE FEES
t. jamal tyrone shaniqua mercedes
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>>70423081
No, this is, please try to use stats and figures instead of select pictures, I know it's hard for americunts to grasp
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>>70422921
>More international jew bullshit

This is getting boring. You people care about Soros because he can actually wield some power over your brain dead elites and politicians. Here, he doesn't have enough bread to get his foot in the door. Try harder, Aussie.
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>>70422509
>>70422483
Literally child tier b8

Nothing can make up for your fall from grace lads, not even banter
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>>70417123
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>>70423139
>literally below 60% white
>diversity programs everywhere
>white men berated everywhere
>hilarious American comedian Louis CK: whites shouldn't exist
>black on white crimes covered up
>double elected nig president
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>>70422107
u wot m8?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Nations
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>>70422456
Because you lost the cultural war. You probably live-work around likeminded people, /pol/ for one consist of a socially conservative majority. But when you step outside of your bubble you realize its your beliefs that are unpopular and the circle jerking you do only hides this reality. Hence whithehouse in that picture shatters your illusion. Your time is over, your culture (i.e. trad-con) lost. You know this but you don't want to accept this.

I know I'm projecting but I believe I can relate. As these are my exact feelings regarding roachistan. The only difference is that population is becoming more conservative rather than more liberal, I live in my circlejerk so I doesn't bother me much, but sometimes it shows his head from the ground and I'm forced to see it and it is unsettling. I assume the feeling is similar
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>>70422951
In this thread we can see

>take the piss out of Australia
>we all have a laugh
>take the piss out of Germany
>we all have a laugh
>take the piss out of Sweden
>we all have a laugh
>take the piss out of Britbongs
>was all have a laugh

>take the piss out of Americans
>sperg all over the place can't handle a tiny joke
>queue a bunch of statistics, WW2 revisionism and mom's spaghetti

Americans are retarded tier autistic and serve no purpose on /pol/ whatsoever.
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>>70423179
Sure thing schlomo
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>>70423139
>We bend over to non-whites
We don't. Lefties do, but the government doesn't and the majority of the peopled don't.

>PM's in a international finance scandal, but our President isn't.
And? I'm sorry our PM had a very successful, career-oriented family, unlike your president's sexual deviant mother and nigger father.
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>>70423276
is that why your government let 1400+ children be raped by pakis because they feared they would be labeled racist?
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>>70423234
>a genuine statistic is bait

Hahahaha fucking hell lads
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if you can beat america so easily britain, do it again :^)
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>>70422701

Back in 2008, Helmand things were really going to shit. Our rules of engagement were restrictive as fuck and basically we were getting a kicking because the politically they didn't want to escalate the situation.

Anyhow one of our patrols at night got into a ambush, really bloody. They bugged out but it was only once they were clear they realised someone was missing.

Pulled back to base and we were all tooling up to go out again and find this guy. It was dangerous as fuck we shouldn't really of been doing that mission with the numbers we had. We put out a distress call to any neighbouring units. The US response was fucking incredible.

Helicopters, MEC Inf, UAV, even some Delta Force who were doing sneaky shit in the area. All volunteers. We went out and found this guy, dead but we recovered his body.

The point is yeah we make fun of the yanks but when you need them they are there. They stand by their mates and they are forever my bros for that.
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>one instance of Muricans being cowards
>one instance of Oi Mate U Olroight? not being cowards
If this is the best you can come with all it does is make UK look bad.
If your soldiers were so great you'd have a better argument than two cherry picked videos.
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>>70423168
Top kek. At least they can do that without being retarded about it, like Americans.
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>>70423179
So what if I have a long nose that points down? Better than being a Mexican like you are
>mfw 1/3 Chance you're not white
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>>70420569
just going for a stroll down by the stream, killing taliban like it's nothing

"here's another one, shoot him", so fucking casual like
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>>70417123
When was the Second time?
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>>70422107
>an american
>putting empire in quotations
o i am laffin, this comes from an american, who typically would boast about having the strongest military on earth, about how they apparently "rule the world" when they have so little to show for it on a map at any point in their history.
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>>70423168
best video, I've watched in a while, thanks for that
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>>70423208
You think I'm some limp dick PC faggot just because I don't care about niggers as much as you do? Come on, Australia, bring the heat.
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>>70423342
That was a list of facts, not an argument. What a silly you are ;) John Oliver is tame compared to Louis CK and CK is 10 times more popular.
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>>70423362
>The point is yeah we make fun of the yanks but when you need them they are there. They stand by their mates and they are forever my bros for that.
Completely agree, even if yanks can be a bit low on the skilled side.
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>>70423231
Hahahaha wow, yeah because soros isn't funding many of your president campaigns and things like BLM etc.
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>>70419635

The SAS have a taste for blood LOL.
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>all these britons getting assmad about a superior army
Kek
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>>70423362
Tat's because the type of Americans in the army aren't the autistic revisionist sperglords on 4chan that are completely unable to see the slightest crack in their own armour (if their nigger President funded their armour budget that week).
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>>70423389
Blue eyes, light brown hair, german and welsh ancestry.
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>>70423370
Don't you have some potatoes to beg for?
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>>70418800
>Americans are cowards
K.
>can barely even buy kitchen knives in UK
>"Ban Trump cause he said mean things!"
>culture of being scared of offending others

Fuck off you limey piece of cuckold shit.
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>>70418572
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>>70423210
Challenge: Post a pic of Muslim occupiers in the us

Pro tip: you can't
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>>70418945
lel Swedish army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprqomTW-Wo
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>>70423445
Well, it's a start.
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>>70423302
This is why these threads are cropping up more and more. We need to give the Amerifats a taste of their own medicine
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The British were never smart enough to accomplish this
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>>70423546
look at
>>70423143
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>>70423362
You sound like a pussy as well mate. Bet the pakis were laughing themselves silly.
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>>70423276
So? America is a melting pot. It was never meant to be a lilly white utopia. Only dumbass Klan members and silly shit Neo Nazis think that. America isn't about skin color. America is about power. Always has been, always will be.
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>>70423501
Don't you have some sheep to shag?
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>>70419592
Fuckin Jacko. Always one.
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>>70423434
You're a limp dicked faggot who lets his country be overrun by niggers,spics,kikes,faggots,trannies etc etc. You don't care about niggers because your country is already lost.
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>>70423588
written in English no less.

How's your Chinese?
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>>70423559
Good

>>70423546
Sorry when was the last terror attack on UK soil?
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>>70423588
Wasn't Kubrick British, though?
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>>70423519
Oh boo hoo. You can't deny all the footage of you bitching while alpha Brits take over. Your women really do crave the BBC (BIG BRITISH COCK)
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>>70423559

>being so mad about your country being such a joke you want to drag others down to your level
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>>70423421
Because we're not empirialist dumbasses? Maybe it was possible to take over "savage" land in the 29th century, but in the modern world (ya know, the one you live in, Nigel) its kind of hard to take over territory. We don't need to have colonies when we're the strongest nation on earth on whose military dozens of countries rely on (including yours) and can project power worldwide.
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>>70423465
BLM is a sideshow act. Everyone who studies politics knows it. It's a wedge issue in protest form. A litmus test for candidates willing to bend to the 9 percent of progressives in the nation. That's why you have Bill Clinton slap them down handily at press conferences over the last two days. Get with the fucking times, Aussie. Soros is a non-issue here. Only your people are stupid enough to think he is.
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>>70423686
They actually do. Just look at all the hollywood movies in the last two years - all of them have British actors or actresses.
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>>70423609
I agree. America will always be non-white and it's quite a beautiful transformation for you
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>>70423609
So fuck off and keep that shit to america, not everyone wants to live in a melting pot of degeneracy.
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>>70417027
This thread is top-tier banter. My respect for eternal anglo scum has intresset massively. I actually think this is a good thread, america has always been the worst enemy of tradition and culture and needs to be spit upon in order for /pol/ to become more redpilled
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>>70423519
>>can barely even buy kitchen knives in UK
I can literally walk to the supermarket 5 minutes away and buy a full set of kitchen knives with ease, where did this meme come from?
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>>70423302
Maybe you should get better at your bants

>americans aren't great
>americans are fat
>60% white

Every single anti american post on this thread can be summed up in these three key points.
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>British
Crooked yellow teeth
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>>70423362
This tbqh, we use to have the yanks shoot IEDs we couldn't be bothered to spend 9hrs clearing because our ROE wouldn't allow it.

We are deffo better trained though, Yank military training is like a mass production assembly line
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>>70423715
You seem rustled.
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>>70423715
>rely on
I would agree with that sentiment if we payed for your services, but you do it for free (like the Jannies).
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>>70423690
>dragged down to your level
Yet more evidence that Americans cannot take banter. I bet you're calling up your lawyer right now
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>>70423662
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_Great_Britain
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>>70423652
>your country is already lost

That's interesting to hear from a country that has our military bases in it. You'd think that if we were in such dire straights, we'd have sold those off and pulled back by now. Huh. Weird.
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>>70423588
>Von Braun was a German along with most of his team
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>>70423788

>le banter meem

Fuck off you poor excuse for a human
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>>70423690
you Yanks are so Beta, you like little rats scrambling for any data, it's too funny
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>>70423736
Yeah ok, let me know when he stops funding your presidential campaigns and I'll believe that he is a non-issue.
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>>70423751
You are a descendant of degenerate British criminals.

I fail to see how you are superior to a nigger. Your abos are living breathing memes
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>>70423609
Which is way it has been such degenerate materialist society since the begginig
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>>70423609
America was 90% white in 1950 you dumb spic. Only the blacks were there historically.
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>op is a non-white using the same MO as the eternal anglo poster
He's been posting this same thread over and over since 8am at least.
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>>70417467
My mum's American, I love it dearly, but this post is just embarrassing...
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>>70423751
>degeneracy

Jesus, Australia, you're breaking all those windows in your house with all those stones you're throwing.
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>>70423690

fucking claps, Britains got hundreds of thousands of streets older than your whole "country".
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>>70423874
>Posting Karen with such a faggy post
Kys
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>>70423821
Sorry what was that about a team of arabs armed with only boxcutters? Good job.
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>>70421077
Is that fucking Omid Djalili (had to google how to spell his name)
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>>70423843
I agree. "banter" is too widespread but since the Amerifats will never shut up about it and constantly try to emulate the Aussies, we might as well "banter" them
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>>70423829
I think we are talking about two completely different things here. I'm not sure what military bases has to do with what I said?
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>>70423821
All those attacks have made us resilient as fuck to enemies and traitors. We don't cry when some planes knock into some buildings, we get on and live our life. It may be that famed stiff-upper lip, or it may be because we're not pussies. I don't know, you can decide which one it is.
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>>70423848
>Funding your presidential campaigns

He's not the only billionaire that donates in the United States. He's not even a drop in the bucket. If he died tomorrow and his billions suddenly disappeared, Hillary wouldn't even notice.

You really have no idea how campaign financing works, do you?
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>>70423766
I can drive 10 minutes away and buy 10 guns with ease. If you even develop a thought in your mind of doing that your government will fuck you right in the ass. Your country is filled with pussy-ass little crybaby bitches.
>>
Americans hoping the Turkroach, eternal Anglo guy will come to save them, from the onslaught my kin are dishing out here today
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>>70423770
>Implying the anti-Sweden and anti-UK threads are diverse

>lol britbongistan
>muh rotherham
>muh Swecucks

>mention your rampant nigger problem
>FUCK YOU AHMED WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>70423821
>2 deaths in 6 years

Top espanol kek we know who's really cucked by shitskins and it's you.
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I'm ex British Army infantry and have worked extensively with US Army.
They are good soldiers.

Some observations:
British equipment is shit.
Brits are more rowdy
Brits drink more
Brit banter is sharper. Sometimes the US lads would get a bit offended.

Yanks have better equipment
Yanks are louder
Yanks are friendly
Yanks are more 'compartmentalised' in their skills, I would say Brits are more adaptable

Both armies are excellent, though. Some slight cultural differences but we're brothers.
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>>70423787
Nice argument
>>70423780
Because influence> money? We wouldn't want to take funding from your sharia police anyways
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>you will never join the british army and bants with your mates around some good pints with heart of oak playing on the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA&nohtml5=False
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>>70423859
>degenerate

This word being bandied about on this site is actually quite hilarious.
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>>70423905

And they will remember their names entirely in Arabic. You may want to start learning the pronunciations since you'll be cleaning toilets in Arab-town.
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>>70424042
>If you even develop a thought in your mind of doing that your government will fuck you right in the ass
Shotguns are pretty easy to get provided you're not a paki and live in the countryside.
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>>70421560
I think you mean MI6. MIS (or MI5) is national security, MI6 is international.
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>>70423715
>Because we're not imperialist* dumbasses?
That's a lie, that's exactly what you want to be but you're too pussy to do it. You'd rather try and be an economic empire because of your lack of balls, but even in attempting that you're being destroyed by commie china

LMAO
M
A
O
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>>70423857
Yes everyone in Australia is descended from a few hundred convicts.
>American education
>>
Aussies banter for fun. Brits banter to get their minds away from their crumbling culture around them. But at least they aren't canadians.
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>>70424042
>insults like a child
>must be an American't
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>>70418202
This, also it's obvious b8
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>>70423609
Melting pot implies there's constant mixing between races because at the end of the day 'everyone's american'.

In reality, it's more of a mixing pot where the whites are the cream that rise to the top, and every one else stays in their own little oppressed racial groups.
>>
In WW2, the Brits surrendered Singapore, the stronghold of the east, to a force of Japs less than half their number.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Singapore

> It was the largest surrender of British-led forces in history.

So much for British valor.
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>>70424075
It's true, though - isn't it. We don't rely on your military we use your troops like they're bitches from the harem.
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>>70424073
Nah Amerifats should go fuck themselves
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>>70424005
>10 people killed

also

>post 9/11

look at all those failed / prevented attacks after 9/11
>>
>pointing out the flaws in others and inflating one's own attributes
>attacking and ridiculing others in an attempt to boost your own miserable self-esteem
>"""banter"""
>>
You Brits are like niggers when you talk all that shit with a hint of inferiority complex.
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>>70423867
So? Where is it enshrined in the national character that it should be anything other than America? I'd love to give you a lesson on nation building, Nigel, but I'm all out of crayons and I'm guessing your reading comprehension isn't up to it anyway.
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>>70424144

>implying the yanks havent saved us many times
>>
I rate this thread a
10/10 quality cesspool of misinformed jingoism
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>>70424022
Do you understand how bizarre it is to the rest of the world that Hillary wouldn't notice the loss of billions? Your country is a fucking mess.
>>
>>70424176
>You Brits are like niggers

You Americans are actually niggers.
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>>70424066
Tbh, these are more diverse. Our banter is more adaptable and original.

>>70424073
Brits are more skilled and intelligent, as well as better to be around.
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>>70423990
Power and influence. Read a book.
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>>70424189
>Where is it enshrined in the national character
Liberal democracy and freedom are white inventions. The US was fundamentally a white nation with a black minority before the 60s and boomers fucked your shit up.
>>
>>70424100
>Arabic
No
Urdu or Bengali
>>
>>70424005

>we're not pussies
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>>70424170
Pointing out each others flaws in a humourous way is literally banter yes. Lol Americans can't take the banter so much they turn into armchair psychologists
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>>70424257
We have American niggers you sorry cucks have chavs, the worst kind.
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>>70424166
Yeah, like the boston bombings and the Californian shooting.
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>>70424189
Yes please tell us more about nation building, we are all just so impressed with what you did in Afghanistan and Iraq. Such a beautiful caliphate err I mean nation you built there.
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>>70424077
I like you, frog.
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>>70424258

>brits
>good to be around
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>>70424138
That was a strange battle. We could've won it easily if only we went into the forests. It's almost like we wanted to lose.
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>>70424316
t. Jamal
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>>70424066
The difference is, we don't, for the most part, argue with an air of superiority. We point out the faults with no malice. We know how to make fun of a country without directly insulting the nationalism of its people.
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>>70424101
Oh no shit, an over under shotgun that you probably have to fill 400 pages of paperwork out for, wait 2 years and appeal before a court stating why you need one?

But really, don't downplay your gun laws because they are a fucking joke. I have guns sitting 3 feet away from me that would land you a lifetime in limey prison.
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>>70424284
/thread desu
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>>70424254
If it sounds crazy to you, then you weren't crazy enough to begin with. That's why America can exert its will anywhere in the world, and why it doesn't have to care about something as petty as Femen or BLM
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>>70424261
Just fuck off you stupid nigger, nothing you said had anything to do with my post.
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>>70419472
>>70419472
Butthurt aggressive remarks
> banter

M8...
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>>70424245
>cesspool of misinformed jingoism
almost every /pol/ thread since they added the flags.
>Romania invented everything
>Ottoman Empire when
>Serbia did nothing wrong
>Muh Trianon

literally /int/ with more bitter (and underage) posters.
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>>70424360
>tries to push the "lol don't fight Amerifats and us are Bros"
>nobody cares
>Brits fucking suck wahb bad to be around
Fuck off Amerilard.
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>>70424378
>literally assblasted the response

Haha like calm down bro
>>
>>70424284
trying to lower violence in the streets is a pussy thing to do? oh thats right, you just let the niggers take over and create no-go zones where they just murder each other
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>>70424237
Not really, no. If you're going to say WWII, they didn't save us - and the war would have been won eventually, and at a greater cost. Plus, we kind of saved the yanks by winning the Battle of Britain.
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Well, this has been fun. Thanks for the bants, Brits and Aussies. And that one Swede, I hope he can get out of his cuckshed soon.

Vaya con dios, muchachos.
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>>70423179
>Tfw pretty much all our towns borrowed copious Jewish gold.
>Tfw all those towns didn't pay anything back and instead banished the Jews.
>Mfw my town martyred a bunch of them
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>>70424414
Anywhere except Israel of course :^)
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>>70424460
It's literally one letter and one word
Poor nigger merifat is butthutt
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>>70424478
>an american speaking spanish
typical
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>>70424413
>>70424284
>trying to get niggers to bin their knives
These things are just full of rubbish anyway, they get used as bins.
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>>70421070
Yeah but it's the fact that it's such a large force. We need a bunch of grunts to do shit and not all of them are calm.
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>>70424471
>the existence of weapons creates violence

lmao, ok Piers.
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>>70424189
>I-I would explain how we're superior...
>B-but y-you wouldn't understand!
>You're stupid!
>waaaaa!
>*runs away crying with pants around ankles*
Stop. It's embarrassing.
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>>70424383
Nah you're just shit at banter.
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>>70424383
>we don't, for the most part, argue with an air of superiority. We point out the faults with no malice.
>Americans
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>>70424534
Quit stealing our bantz and our pop culture, muhammad
>>
So many butthurt Americans itt. We need to do this more often, lads
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>>70424284
I think you yanks don't understand the definition of cowardice.

>Get stabbed and tell the stabber to fuck his mum.
Pretty couragous.

>Chimp out at someone with a knife and shoot them
Pretty cowardice

>Chimp out and shoot unarmed people
Cowardly

>Giving in weapons in a peaceful zone in order to promote peace
Neither cowardly or courageous

>Shooting 10 armed sandniggers
Courageous
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>>70424458

>tries to push the "lol don't fight Amerifats and us are Bros"

When?

>Brits fucking suck wahb bad to be around

They are though
>>
Americucks, how do you explain that your BEST officer candidates get sent to train in Sandhurst?
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>>70424073
Much more compartmentalised! Armourer literally means they know how to do 1 thing with 1 weapons system.
We had an armourer exchange and the guy unbolted the chaingun from the left side. That was his job. Had a shock when he was expected to service small arms.
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>>70424570
You forgot to mention that his pants are covered in shit.
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>>70420388
> there were f22s during that time
> not knowing the states won practically every engagement
> not knowing how the politicians couldn't get their shit together, meaning the military never really got to fully invade the north and just end it
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>>70424383
Please don't chop me in half with your katana.
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>>70424383
That's called autism

>we know how to banter we just take the fun out of it and can't handle it when people have fun with us
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>>70424421
"Buh Buh Buh fug off" "irrelevant"

>Get a load of this fucking islander
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>>70424738
>we could have won IF
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>>70424685
Our nations are secure strong allies and support each other in many areas, including law enforcement and intelligence.
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>>70424643
>clinical retard that probably won't set foot in America because poor explains his nigger like hate.
>>70424655
>some mad limey jealous of our freedom to carry arms
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>>70418945
HAHAHA WTF America even ours are a bit more serious
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>>70424561
I'm pretty sure weapons are used to act out violence. Unless you use those knives to circumcise your kids.
>>
Thank you for all you (Yous), fatshit Americans. As America degenerates further and the impotent rage builds in you more and more about your collapsing country I'll be sure to post more and more often
>>
ITT

American/British Civilians
>your military is shit
>no your military is shit

American/British Vets/Serving
>you guys are pretty based
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>>70424471

Yes we'd rather defend ourselves from the niggers YOU brought here rather than get arrested for trying to defend ourselves from someone trying to murder us like you do there lol.
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>>70424792
Salty like the cum trump guzzled at his little jewish gathering AIPAC :^)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWxIfEKpObA
British soldier get shot, laughs and joke with his friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIB6ST9nNG0&nohtml5=False
Americans get attacked and start crying
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Goat songs. Don't even care if the Brit's song is banting the french.

France :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvir70UcBpY&nohtml5=False
The UK :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA&nohtml5=False
Germany (superior version of Deutschland Uber Alles):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFwgUVyvkCU&nohtml5=False
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>>70424828
If I wanted to shoot someone I would just ask a couple of Albanians to buy me a gun.
>>
>>70424655

>>Get stabbed and tell the stabber to fuck his mum.

You get arrested for this in UK
>>
what do you guys think about lithuanian soldiers :)
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>>70424854
>I TROLLDDED YO7UUUUU XDDDDD
well I wasn't wrong when I called you a retard
>>
>>70424854
Let's do this again sometime, we need more amerifat hate threads.
>>
>>70424808
It's been that way ever since ww2. Geneva laws and shit, and liberal faggots at home who want to save muh children
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>>70424924
Not unless you say allahu akbar.
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>>70424854

>gets btfo
>lol u mad xd
>>
>>70424702
Do they just shit themselves and carry on with their day like it's no big deal? Does it happen that often that it's just a normal socially accepted fact of life to waddle around all day with liquid shit running down your leg?
>>
>>70424927
If you're not America your soldiers are assumed to be of the highest quality until proven otherwise. It's the other way round for the fatbois
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>>70425006

IIRC its because of a weight loss drug, and they just dont notice/care
>>
>>70424561
Put it this way, there's obviously a problem with violence as it is in western countries, the UK and the US have a bit in common in that regard, our societies are both quite violent.

But hardly anyone gets shot here. Less people die as a result of there being stricter (not non-existent) access to guns.

It just comes down to what you think is a worse form of violence; stabbings or shootings? Personally I'd say shootings, mainly because even if armed police show up before the guy kills anyone, a nut armed with a gun can still turn it on the police and have a chance of taking one of them down. In Britain, if armed police show up to deal with a knife wielding lunatic; that's pretty much it, show's over, nobody else is going to get hurt from that point onward other than the assailant themselves.

I mean, yeah I'd love to be able to go down the shop and buy an AK, but honestly, making it a bit harder than that saves us a lot of trouble.
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>>70423715

>this entire post
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>>70424773
No

It's what happens when you actually care about something. You get offended when people insult it. It is apart of the psychology that has made us the greatest nation in the history of the world.
>>
>>70425006
Pretty much, it's due to the american diet. Anal leakage is just part of the typical day to day in America.
>>
>>70425006
>this sorry excuse for an insult.

It's like you posh fairies are typing a novel when you want to hurt someone with words. Lol fags.
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>>70423168
kek, that crowd forming at the end. Everyone coming out to watch the show
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>>70425006
I believe it is socially acceptable. It's no more disgusting to them than sneezing or coughing. The average American has 3 bathroom accidents in public per year
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>>70425078
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>>70425092
>words are too complicated for me
America - the post.
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your average
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American
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>>70423715
>empirialist dumbasses

>on whose military dozens of countries rely on

Jesus christ you're stupid.
>>
>>70425129
Fucking disgusting amerifats. Too lazy to eat properly and too lazy to use the fucking toilet. I heard that about 45% of amerifat population wear diapers.
>>
>>70425142
Government =/= your country / your national identity
>>
>>70425166
Oh I understood what he said. I just can't believe it was ever meant to be insulting but funny.
>>
>>70425092
Is this better for your level of education?

American fat fay poo poo in his pants
>>
>>70425166
>Americans can't understand English
>Brits can't understand Ebonics/American

It makes sense... right?
>>
>>70425262
Lmao keep trying you paki.
>>
>>70421145
He has the white people smile.
>>
>>70425243
I believe that is true. It's even worse when they organise with intent to shit themselves
>>70421212
>>
>>70425260
Back to school, tyrone.
>>
This thread is too good. We need to save all these 'bantering yank' threads into a folder.
>>
>>70425129
>>
>>70425356

Are you retarded?
>>
>>70425345
>MFW they make fun of Indians shitting on the street
>MFW they were just projecting
>>
>>70425243
I heard that if an Australian wants to travel to a place that influences world politics they have to cross at least one ocean.
>>
>>70425378
those are mexicans, look at the signs.
>>
>>70425356
Back to mosque, behead a Brit servicemen in the streets and get a slap on the wrist.
>>
>>70425412
Indians are better because shitting streets are their form of toilet. The American can't even understand the concept of a toilet hence them shitting themselves in public. They're a nation of infants
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>>70425185
Why did we let this happen
>>
>>70425438
I don't think you need to cross an ocean to get to China from Australia.
>>
>>70425239
Doesnt refute claims, results to ad hominem
>>
>>70425468
no hablo espanol
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>>70417027
with an army of over a million a few cunts are bound to enter from time to time you fucking British prick
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>>70425559

Don't worry I have you covered.
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>mfw Americans say niggers can't assimilate
Look at how well they assimilate into American culture. Pic related
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>>70425559
And that's how you make a limey buckle under bantz ,gents. Take notes.
>>
>>70425539
Maybe its time for a diaper change and a juice box?
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>all that screaming

Can't you guys just STFU and lesson to the commander oreders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9zxM1bS_7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqjoS9mg7pg
>>
>>70425624
Top kek
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>>70425509
Haha damn thats a good one
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Typed up average British man, and I think the picture describes what happened here today
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>>70425539
>makes an argument based on his lack of being a dumbass
>can't string a sentence together
>attacking that is ad-hominem

Top espanol kek Mr. Wannabe Philosopher. I know watching Stefan Molyneux and reading the /pol/ sticky makes you feel smart but if you took a little time for independent thought you'd be further ahead in this world.
>>
>>70425742
That doesn't look like a nigger though?
>>
>>70425793
>>70425742
>>
>>70425742
That's palm oil.
>>
>>70425742
this is what I got for average british male
>>
>>70425793
She was giving birth to one. See it roll down her legs?
>>
>>70425925
She is giving birth to a future american president kek
>>
>>70425916
A funny Mi5 agent? You're so flattering
>>
>>70424391
>I have guns therefore I'm cool and you should respect me
>>
>>70419170
Pakistani shit posters posting from bongistan taking credit for British activities like the mudslime version of we wuz kangs
>>
>>70425916
>a suave and charismatic super agent with a groovy style and fabulous teeth

thats not an insult!
>>
>>70425916
>an ugly man that has so much mojo he can pull any pussy he wants

Ouch
>>
>>70426010
Kek
>>
This is an average brit woman
>>
It's safe to say we absolutely destroyed the Americans. Good show, chums
>>
>>70424854
So glad I made this thread. Everything went pretty much as I expected.
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>>70425916
Americas future looks darker, than this guy big PHAT nigger ass
>>
>>70426133

>xdxd lol we ruined them ladds!!
>>
>>70426138
>IDs exist
>>
>>70426205
Turn off your proxy americunt.
>>
>>70426099
She looks like she's been blast in the face with a tanning bed. She needs to get the right pigment if she is to assimilate with the Caliph of England's downfall and his harem of Anglo slaves.
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>>70426010
>>70419170
>dude, like, wtf bro
>why don't people like us, I mean we're so great
>they must be shills right

How fucking oblivious can you get, fucking open your eyes it's not just us pretty much everyone hates you except your Israeli overlords.
>>
>>70423770

You forgot stupid
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The shitty pants meme needs to get forced more
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