This bad motherfucker bursts into your room and demands you convert to islam.
What do?
>>70415370
Doubt it because that is a Sikh bro.
Tell him to go back to his home country of Germany
>>70415370
achmed so cucked he can;t tell muzzies and sikh apart
Unfortunately he is a sikh, he would most likely, ask you to remove kebab with him.
>>70415469
He doesn't look sick to me.
Tell him ok, wait for him to leave.
It's a trick, if I do it, he'll kill me.
>>70415370
Tell him I'd rather die.
He hugs me because he's actually a Sikh in disguise.
>>70415370
Does this happen daily in your country?
>>70415370
Be very confused why a sikh wants me to convert to islam
Then again it is current year
>>70415370
Tell him I converted some time ago to the teachings of Muhammad, peace be upon him.
>>70415370
> bursts into your room
mag dump into his torso
>>70415643
No, they usually don't want to convert us, they'll just rape us.
>>70415643
>>70415370
Say to him that according to the book that all people are islamic.
>>70415370
"Hey bro. Wanna play some WiiU?"
laugh, because he's just kiddin and he's a Sikh bro who brought some hash to smoke with him ayyyy lmao
>>70415370
Shoot him for breaking into my house, then dance around the corpse as I call the cops so they can call the coroner to come pick up the body.
Unwitziger Faden
>>70415643
haha
Shots fired
>>70415370
Why am I in Canada?
>>70415801
>German """"""""humor""""""""
>>70415469
I hate this meme
>>70415888
it's not a meme, he is a sikh
OP is a shiposter
>>70415370
Tell him to convert first because he looks like a Sikh.
And you have to differentiate between Shia and Sunni at least. Sunni is the worst Islam because it is Wahhābīya. Saudi Arabia and IS incubates it. But Saudis have a bond with Zionists and US anyway and Germany arms them to kill Shiite in Yemen. Media does not cover it
>>70415982
t. Mahmud Ahmadinejad
>>70415469
>sikh
>>70415532
>>70415565
>>70415610
>>70415682
>>70415743
>>70415977
So you guys all keep telling me this is a sikh muslim. What's the difference between sikh muslims and sunni muslims?
>>70416114
>sikh
Wear Sunglasses
>sunni
Dont
>>70416114
Jamal is late and has >>70415982 worried.
Sikhs have nothing to do with Islam. They're steaks to apples, completely different foods... but still something you eat.
>>70415370
unironically unshealth my actual katana I own and fight him
>>70416255
>remove sunglasses when the weather starts getting Sunni
>not removing them when the weather turns to shiite
I would ask him how he feels about being tasked by the Meme Minister to gut and neuter the institution that he formerly served Canada through.
Politely ask him to take his business elsewhere
>>70415977
The meme is that sikhs are 'bro-tier'.
throw bacon bits and beer bottles
>>70416114
Sikh is entirely different religion than Islam.
>>70416657
RARE AS FUCK M8
>>70415370
Tell him i did the prayer for converting years ago and tell him to leave
I have a kukri right behind me so I just chop his neck off
>>70416763
pls no /pol/dex
>>70416657
> /pol/ being in every corner of the world
Proxy or real?
>>70416657
Saved
>>70416425
>>70416755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGfIm_mQm0
>wear turban and beards
>wear burqa
>muezzin
>behead goats for halal food
I don't think so.
>>70415370
>70415370
Hed never do that, hes too busy eating Pizza with his kids.
>>70415502
>
underrated
>>70415370
Shoot him right in the face. Burn his koran. Join the last crusade against his evil religion.
Win the war against satanic islam. Destroy all of it's holy places. Destroy all of it's literature. Ban it from planet earth under pain of death.
>>70415370
Laugh. Sikhs have a wicked sense of humour.
Post this
>>70416763
>he never goes to /int/
Guadeloupe is common-rare at most
>>70415370
Castle doctrine.
I'm surprised the apologist left wasn't up in arms to have a defence minister who'd personally killed jihadis.
>>70415370
Burst into a million pieces, just like him.
>>70416614
>Meme Minister
I'll have to remember this one.
>>70418103
That is a pretty weapon
>>70418103
You like to hold Big Black Glock in your hand don't you?
>>70415370
Have a good chuckle with him as he is clearly a Sikh you dumbshit.
>>70416669
>t. muslim
Nice try
>>70416973
Muslims don't behead goats, they "only" stab them in their throaths and leave them to die slowly.
>>70415370
Bounce my bacon roll off his head. Tell my dog to bite him. Fuck him in the bumhole.
>>70418687
>Guadeloupe
Why the hell do you have a different flag ? You're part of France
>>70418907
not even a muslim, but k.
>>70418983
t. Ahmad al-Finni
>>70419429
Are you a copt?
>>70419429
oy vey mossadnik, how many shekels are the Egyptians planning to steal from us, if at all?
>>70419495
t. Abu Muhammad ibn Fadil al-Almani
>>70419538
All of them, you better invade soon before they get those Weapons of Mass Holocausting
>>70415370
I'd shoot him. It's the muslim thing to do.
>>70416597
Kek
>>70415370
pretend I convert to islam but in my heart I didn't
>>70419141
fuck you nigger i do what i want
>>70420470
Jesus we let the slave cage open again
>>70420571
i dont need you any more dad
>>70416114
This is just a way to bait the newfags who haven't seen the 300 other "Sikh Muslim" threads
>>70420852
Well be sure to pass once in a while to eat something son. The door will always be open
That guy is a professional kebab slayer.
>>70415569
Sick joke
>>70415370
Laugh at the sikhbro hijinks and join him in his holy mission to remove kebab.
>>70415370
>get angry that I'm not allowed to own a gun
>whip out the happy stabby tactical knife
>scream aloha snackbar
>put kebab on the skewer
>>70415469
three rounds from my glawk 10mm into his forehead.
he will no longer grin and will look like a bowling ball.
