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my father in law is a massive bern-out and wants to move in
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If he does he'll destroy my marriage. My wife already agreed he can't move in.

I can't stand him because he's a lazy man who's lived on benefits his whole life. He smokes an ounce a day of weed but claims a forest fire ruined his lungs. My wife was homeless between the ages of 6-8 when he lost his benefits and refused to get a job because he couldn't stand working for "any assholes."

He inherited 100k from an estranged relative (sounds fake I know, but seriously) and spent it on studio equipment and a motorcycle.

Then was homeless again because his benefits were cut when he got the inheritance and he refused to work.

Again.

We just bought our first house and he's hinting about moving into our spare room. He'll pay rent of course! Oh sure, until he doesn't. Then what am I gonna do? Let my child's grandparents be homeless?

Fuck me, if he moves in, I move out.

>Pic related, he's red. I'm not blue.
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>>70405324
he sounds pretty chill, let him in. Your wife sounds like a bitch for not supporting her father
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>>70405423
Into the ovens with this one.
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>>70405324
Tell him that you plan on using that spare room as an office to work, to create wealth and support your family.
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>>70405423
16
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>>70405458

Hahaha

No.

Sometimes instincts on these things are right, and shitty fathers usually are one of those things.

>inb4 story about women who fucked over their husbands and made them look bad for their kids

I'm not talking about that.
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>>70405423

You need to make him disappear OP.
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>>70405423
It's 16 for anyone wondering.
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> im not doing the math, not in the mood
> i didnt try
> but i totally could. im not here for MATH

fuck, i cant believe im reading this

what a complete cunt

its 16, fuck
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>All this 16 bait

Step up niggas
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>>70405397
What a fucking tard. Tell him to get a fucking job and stop leeching of you
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Tell him to fuck off and your wife will understand seeing how she's been fucked up by him. Remember that love, like respect, is not simply given. It is earned and that holds true even for one's parents. So..... yeah. Don't be a lil bitch and just tell him to take a hike. You're th3 man of the house. Not him.
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Seriously, just tell him "no." And make sure to tell your wife that you will not live under the same roof as that man.
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>>70405590
His wife, my mother in law, is a wonderful women who get's shit on constantly.

They're high school sweethearts who are still married. They have 3 kids, and he talks over her constantly. Sometimes she talks and no one even listens and they'll just talk over her.

She also raises my brother in laws girls for him because he's too busy smoking part with my father in law.

Whenever I visit, I do my best to help her out as much as I can.
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>>70405920
*smoking pot
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>>70405920
Have HER move in instead! Holy fuck how is this even hard? Don't be such a betafag. Out your foot down, kick his lazy ass away from your home, and then find a way to help your ma-in-law. Like fuck me man.
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>marrying into degenerate stock
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>>70405779
Off you*

Maybe educate him on the origins of santa before you tell him to fuck off.
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>>70405324
How the fuck is this related to politics? Keep you stupid rant in >>>/adv/

>>70405567
>>70405779
>>70405863
Americans, stop sucking his dick. Let the loser who comes to image board for life advice figure it out on his own or get cucked
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>>70406144
Who's asking for advice?
Anyone can feel free to post stories about being stuck with a bern out in their families.

I'm just posting some of his retarded shit.
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>>70406144
He already decided. Although it doesen't have much about politics despite showing the politics of the average dead beat
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You have to keep him out OP.

There is never just one pothead. He will bring other potheads and his dealer around, or tell them about what you have and your comings and goings. Potheads never think before they blab all the info you need to rob someone. (I should know, I used to be a druggie and a criminal a decade ago)

AND you have kids. Given all the shit influences from the jew media you have to contend with, they're gonna see a burnt out old socialist as a role model?! He's gonna be teaching them to blame other people for his mistakes!

Put your foot down. Tell him you don't want a drug addict around your children. It's the right thing to do!
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>>70405324
Why are you worried? Your wife agrees with you. Is he just going to barge in and cuck your shit up?

Seriously, fuck him. You shouldn't have to pretend to give a rat's ass about that leech.
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>>70405423
Answer is 14
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>>70405672
Its 15 because in the last calculation there are 3 bananas instead of 4. Look closer.
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>>70405324
You tell him that he is a fuckup and you are not going sipport his death end livestyle.
Then dont let him move in.
Family doesnt mean you have to take his shit.
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>>70406145
Your "Dad" is Fucking retarded, doesnt he have better things to do then post whole day long on fucking Facebook.

I bet he was that righteous guy when there was no facebook who would complain about computer and then himself got addicted like teenager.
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>>70406307
sorry, 15**
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>>70405324
Let him cash his social security into a retirement home. That's the best lesson he can have on his views.
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>>70406144
Nah, it would be one thing if this was the FIL's first hardship, but this dumbass hasn't learned a lesson in decades. He is not hard on his luck, he is a fuck up and a detriment to the stability of OP's homelife.
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>>70405423
Let apples=X1
Let bananas=X2
Let grapes=X3

We have a system of equations.

3X1=30
X1+2X2=18
X2-X3=2

X1 obviously equals 10. Through substitution, 10+2X2=18, and X2=4. The third equation is also solved through substitution: 4-X3=2, so X3=2.

Finally, now that we know the values of X1,X2, and X3, we can solve the final equation.

2+10+4=16.
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>>70406307
What the fuck is with the smug pic and wrong answer?
Answer is 13

Green apple = 10 each
4 Bananas = 1 each
Two cherries= 1 each

Last image: 2 cherries+1 green apple + 3 Bananas= 2+10+3
Total=15

Stupid trick with that subtle banana

>>70406229
Who the fuck wants to know about your autistic dysfunctional family? Fuck off
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>>70405324
Tell him you both consider him dead and to never contact you again.
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>>70406446
Godbless American Eduation, spell with me now

RETARD
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>>70406584
16 is right, you fucking idiot
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>>70406713
>any "non-capitalist" state has not had industry

holy fuck another one for the Somalian Airlift
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>>70406584
Hold your roll there pajeet, its 100℅ correct if you miss the banana switch, and thats really easy to do
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>>70406494
>>70406584

>Assuming there's two cherries and that they don't simply represent one banana

Say it with me

P O O I N L O O
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>>70406717
Read >>70406494
You will see a 'fourth' banana hidden in the fire two 'equations'. Why are you so riled up over a kids' puzzle?
OH RIGHT! CAUSE YOU FAILED IT!
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Just pay for a shitty studio apartment for him. Cheaper in the long run and he doesn't eat your food.
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>>70405324
If your wife is also agreed that he won't move in whats the problem? Just tell him no. The end.
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>>70405324
>being such a beta that you can't deal with a libcuck

What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck off this board and go grow a pair.
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>>70405324
It seems to be a trend among middle aged men to be total libcucks. Clearly it's the new mid-life crisis. He just wants to fit in OP, leave him alone. Leave him alone on the streets, you don't want that influence around your children.
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>>70405324

That sucks man. I was in a similar situation. My girlfriends dad has a "bad back" but its just an excuse to collect SSI, not work, and take pain pills all day. When he wasn't shooting up heroin when she was a little girl, he was fucking other women than her mom, and has 6 different daughters and a son with 4 different women. Only the son lives with him now in his degenerate hovel that smells like piss. He was also arrested and sent to jail while my girlfriend was in middle school because he robbed a blockbuster for heroin money. He's constantly calling her on the phone and bitching about how his back hurts, how he needs her to do this or that, how he needs to borrow money, how he needs to let us have him move in. Every time he calls he instantly ruins her day and she's upset and sad. Its fucking bullshit. Fuck you Gary you worthless fat piece of shit.

I don't know what the right solution is either.
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>>70406832
No.
He can't guilt trip me out of my money.
I already said I wouldn't let him move in and I wouldn't give him money.

He's been slowly trying to guilt my wife.
And I know she feels bad because she loves her father.
But I seriously will not let him leech off me.
I honestly don't care if that means he's homeless.
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>>70405423
15 anyone who stated its 16 notice there are 3 bananas
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Tell him no. You are the man of your house and your wife will respect it.
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>>70407097
I got tipped off to that by 'solution is in the description' which states '15% give up trying' not 16.

Only then did I notice the 3 vs 4 banana thing.
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>>70406713

There will always be war, no matter the form of government or even lack of one.
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>>70405324
Let him be homeless. If you move him in kiss your marriage and children goodbye.
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OP, you are retarded, it's so fucking easy to deanonimize you with screenshots you've made.Wtf?
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>>70406069
This is truly the best post. I'd never have married a woman with such a sketchy past, no less have children with her.
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>>70405324
You're a selfish fucker who doesn't deser--

>smokes weed

NEVERMIND, DEPORT STONERS
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>>70407084
My mother is like this. She will try anything to get her own sad alcoholic little way.

Make it clear to your wife that by helping him she enables his behavior. He will find someone else to pull tricks on if she deems useless. Maybe he will try to make her look bad, so make sure to inform anyone you or your wife care about of the situation. Also, talking about it with people you trust and that agree in her presence can really help her to stay firm in her decision.
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>>70407737
She's the only one in her family who works at all. Put herself through college, bought her own car, her father charged her rent as soon as she turned 16.

She has a decent job coding at an accounting software place. Has less than 3k left on her student loans.

She's got her shit together because she doesn't want her kids to go through wondering when their next meal is like she did.
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post pics of your wife
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>>70408464
father charged her rent at 16? Fuck wow let him rot
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>>70408606
It was a life lesson. She needed to "pull her weight" and help "support the family"
All the while he sat on his ass, smoked weed and collect ssi
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>>70405324
Multigenerational households are too important to give up this opportunity because the guy has different political opinions.

Give him conditions.
>make it clear you are the head of the house, and he is their by the grace of you alone. He does what you say, you are the boss.
>Take his rent and force him to have a schedule / be productive in some way. If he doesn't have a job, give him one. Artistic stoner types can usually be coaxed to create some form of art that can be sold, rather it be trinkets, jewelry, or paintings.
>give him a heavy load of chores and tell him to curb his drug use on threat of involving police

If he can't do these, talks back, give him another chance, but make it clear that the next time, you will kick him out.
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>>70409124
I laughed at loud at this.
No offense but the moment is say 2 words he'd start screaming that I'm a fascist who can't tell him what to do.
I'd have to kick him out in 5 mins
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>>70409124
I actually agree with this. It is important to have your children growing up seeing older men and women in the household. It's a shame that he's a libturd.
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>>70410351
Not if they're a bad influence.
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>>70405324
Why are you making this thread then?
Put your foot down it's your house and this isn't Asia so you have 0 obligation
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>>70408796
Those are real lessons
Yes he's a piece of shit and a hypocrite but forcing your kids to get a job that early is good especially in this age. Builds character and keeps them from becoming degenerates
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>>70407517
Amen
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>>70406446
You don't even need the first equation.
Since B - C = 2, B = 2 + C and you can substitute into the second equation so A + B + 2 + C = 18 and subtract 2.
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>>70407084
I know how she may be feeling because my grandfather never did anything with his life, did some time In the merchant navy, spent 40 years on a sofa watching football. My dad was kicked out at 16 and had all of his possessions sold off because he was unable to immediately pay rent straight out of school. The day he left school he was kicked out. He's done great for himself and we have more as a family. My grandfather got Alzheimer's and despite everything my dad and I spent a couple of hours a day after work visiting him and sorting stuff out. Same with my girlfriends father and his mother. She's always been awful but he drives from the south to Leeds every weekend to help her with things.

You need to tell your lady that this man was bad for her, is an extreme risk around you children and that any money you give him is a waste that will have a direct impact on the future of your children. That is money that could be put aside for them. She will come round. Tell him to get a job and that's that. At most help him dress for an interview. Don't do it all for him. Also fuck him I'm still putting my studio together with money I earn from my sound work. Wish I had a 100k injection
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>>70406713
let the free market handle it, once war is not economically viable it will cease to exist
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>>70405920
why does he even care if he refuses to work?
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>>70405423
16
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>>70413086
>this is what scatvians actually believe
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>>70413278
not an argument
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>I don't want my father in law here because x
>my wife agrees

This should have been the end of the conundrum. There shouldn't have ever been a thread.
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>>70405324
Then simply tell him to fuck off?

You and your wif are trying to create a family that is worth a shit. He's just a bad memory.
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>>70413325
neither is a baseless statement
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He actually seems like a funny guy
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>>70405324
why is this thread posted again, is this a new type of shitposting or something
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Call Dave Ramsey and ask him what you should do. I guarantee he will tell you to tell your father in law to fuck off.
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>>70406145
I don't think I've ever seen someone fuck up an argument against DST before.

It's like the easiest thing to hate on.
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>>70405324
>all this bitching

Never talk to me or your wife's father ever again.
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>>70405324
Tell him to fuck off. It's really that easy. Be a fucking man, or you wife will shop around for a nog who promises to beat her daddy up.
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>>70407012
Why do you consider that a bad back is a shitty excuse? Isnt it pretty bad if he has to pop painkillers 24/7?
Or do you think that its much better than he makes it out to be and hes just faking it?
I understand if you spite him just cause of how he treated you wife growig up, chronic pain is not an excuse to fuck your own childs childhood up.
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>>70406145

that fucking shirt
wow, what a faggot
also: step it up, senpai
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>>70406272

I agree with this and I am happy your wife agrees not to let him move in as well. As a kid you don't get to pick your parents and if he is a fucking cunt then it is not your responsibility.

Of course he will hint to you letting him move in, that is just the way he has been doing things his entire life. Don't you see that from his FB posting? He blames everyone! If you say no he will blame you, capitalism and everything else. I bet this guy is for modern family setups but as soon as he wants to move in he is all for traditional family setups where kids take care fo their parents.

You are not responsible for him. If you worry about the grandkids then tell them when they grow up to not be like him and fucking red pill the fuck out of them! Your father in law is a good example for your kids on how some people cannot be helped. You cannot help people who do not want to help themselves.

If you let him move in he will tell you he will get a job and pay rent but he's not gonna!
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>>70405324
>we both agree THING can't happen
>halp /pol/ wat do
I'm way confused. Unless this is an excuse to post FB caps, I guess.
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>>70405324
Just set rules and if he breaks them, kick him out.
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>>70405324
My mother in law got married to a sperg after she randomly moved to straya no bullshit, a legit near retard. She came to visit ND my wife begged to let their broke asses stay with us. I relented and he stayed and talked shit about America for 2 days, specifically guns. Had to kick him out after 2 days. Wife didn't like it but she got over it
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>>70415671
>We don't have any money!!!

If you can fly your ass over here you can buy a hotel room, don't stay with someone and run your fuckin mouth. I hate fucked my wife so hard
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>>70405324

Looks like his plan was to wait for you to buy a house all along.

Pretty straight forward solution: there is no "spare" room in your house. Get your wife to stand up with you on that. Whatever room he thinks is "spare" is the room you already have plans for ... and you put those plans into effect immediately and without delay.

You didn't say what state you're in, but if weed isn't legal, call the cops if he tries to bring it onto your property. Instant permanent trespass order, especially if you have underage children present.

If your wife really supports you, this is a no-brainer.

If he's really headed for homelessness, you get the fuck in touch with social services and make sure he knows that's his only option. Especially make sure social services are fully aware he's a drug addict and you can't have that near your children under any circumstances.

I personally enjoy smoking a bit of weed once in a while as a recreation ... and I fucking despise derelicts like this that fuck it up so bad for the 99% who use responsibly. No tolerance for them in my life. I'm probably even more hardcore about it than most straight normies because assholes like this have made it suck so fucking hard for me and the decent people that aren't complete fucking derelicts. It's deeply personal to me and mine what these fucktards have done to us.

Anyway. The big thing is to use that against him at every point, especially with all government services and law enforcement. Get that spare room converted into an office or a studio or whatever ASAP so everyone throughout the entire extended family knows there is no "unused spare room" in your house.
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>>70406235
/thread
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bumping with his youtube and twitter

https://www.youtube.com/user/TiedyemansVideos/
https://twitter.com/TiedyemanArtist

Anything mentioned in this thread probably could have been gleaned from info divulged on his multiple social media accounts, especially since he link to his real facebook profile on his youtube.
Even if he never mentioned any of the particular details seen here, he is a massive pothead and could have divulged info about his family life, forgot about it, then it got lost or deleted or something.
OP has plausible deniability.

Hope you just made up a story about some old berniefag hippie you found on facebook, OP. Can't imagine what it would be like to have this asshat as grandfather to my children.
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>>70405324
If he doesnt feel the slight bit of shame and humiliation by trying to move into his kids house and sit around all day, he is fucking dangerous.

You need to just tell him to fuck off from your life. Dont let your wife deal with him, he'll just manipulate her. End it. Fast.
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>>70405324
Have a child to fill the room and tell him he's a hero when reaches 18 for saving you from your in-law and then kick him out.
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>>70418709
Man I hope these links are true
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>>70414667
Dank.
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>>70405423

3a=30 I :3
a=10

a+2b=18 I a=10
10+2b=18 I -10
2b=8 I :2
b=4

b-c=2 I b=4
4-c=2 I +c
4=2+c I -2
c=2

a+b+c=10+4+2=16
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>>70406713
I hate these fucking anti capitalist commies, half my fucking family were killed by communists before they escaped to Canada and these fucking stoners have the balls (sorry ovaries, don't want to sound sexist) to tell me that happened because true communism wasn't tried yet? It actually fucking triggered me seeing communist posters up during the election.
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>>70405324
>My wife already agreed he can't move in.

Case closed, then. Tell him to fuck off. If you're feeling pangs of guilt because you don't want him to be homeless then you're someone he'll exploit. He's not going to change for you and your kids. It's probably best to keep the kids at a distance from the man if you don't want him instilling his shit tier values into their belief system.
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>>70406251
>Chemicals designed to make you obese
You mean sugar and carbs?
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>>70405324
Help him find a job. But do not let him move into your house. If he refuses to get a job then you probably don't want his influence around your children anyways.

You do not owe him simply because he helped make the vagina you fuck.
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You need to ring up the infallible father of the year Stefan Molyneux

also

>not
>an
>argument
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>>70405324
>Then what am I gonna do? Let my child's grandparents be homeless?
First off, grandparent. Singular since only one is involved in this. If your kids are lucky, they have 3 other good ones.
Second of all, yes, you should let him be homeless. If your wife doesnt want him moving in, then you have no actual obligation to care for him. Hes proven hes a lazy parasite incapable of taking care of himself, dont let him bring you down with him.
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>>70405324
Police are already allowed to break certain laws in the line of duty i.e. "some fag blew smoke in my face", or "i was undercover and it was necessary". And a completely internalized procedure would mean excuses get believed when they are stll half thought up.
We cant make them behave by giving them more paperwork behind closed doors.
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>>70405324
Do not let him move in under any circumstances. He will undermine your authority as leader of the household and corrupt the minds of your children. You MUST be resolute in this.
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>>70405423
16
The retard
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>>70405324

Fuck off Jew pommie slide thread shill. Only stnUK use the term benefits.
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>>70405423

It literally took me 20 seconds to come up with 16. It took him longer to type all that out.

Gas the fucker.
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>>70405423

Unsolvable.

Apple = 10
4 stack of bananas = 4
Cherries = 2
3 stack of bananas is undefined.

It is set up like a trick question because you have no reason given to suppose that the 3 stack of bananas work like the rest.
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>>70406818
Then the """""puzzle""""" has no merit.
3x=30
x+2y=18
y-z=2
x+w+y=???
If that's the case there's no answer.
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>>70426812
Change that to a z in the last one, whoops
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>>70426812
Change that y to a z in the last one, whoops
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>>70405324

You have to make him too scared of you to move in. Have a talk out by the woodshed. You know what I mean.
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>>70426812

This is correct as far as I read it.

3A = 30, A = 10
A+2B = 18, B = 4
B-C = 2, C = 2
A+C+D = X

10+2+D = X
X= 12+D
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>>70406713
But that one is actually accurate. Iraq was hardly the first nation war was waged on over corporate contracts.
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>>70405324
>My wife already agreed he can't move in.
Then what's the problem? Tell that bum to fuck off.

>Then what am I gonna do? Let my child's grandparents be homeless?
If he's as shitty of a person as he sounds it's probably best he never gets near one of your kids. Adam Carolla had shitty parents like this who were worthless bums who lived off things they inherited from dead relatives and whatever they could leech from live ones and it basically fucked with part of him for life.
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I remember this thread from last week and my opinion hasn't changed. Give him a sound thrashing.
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>>70424750
He's talking about the highly addictive Calorie
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>>70406713
>implying war and capitalism even correlate
Oh yeah, there has never been a war before Capitalism began. Remember this, you guys.
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>>70405324
Your kids don't need a worthless grandpa that only knows of leeching off other people
Have some fucking balls you faggot, you should let him come to live with you, if you do your wife will leave you because you'd become a giant pussy cuckold in her eyes.
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>>70426681
Not really if you assume the bananas count for 1 per banana. Then the answer is 15
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>>70405423
Apple - x
Banana - y
Cherry - z

3x = 30 → x = 10
10 + 8y = 18 → 8y = 8 → y = 1
4*1 - 2z = 2 → 4 - 2 = 2z → 2 = 2z → z = 1
2 + 10 + 3 = 15

Apple = 10
Banana = Cherry = 1
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>>70406235
This.
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>>70406446
X*3=30 (so X is obviously 10)
10+Y+Y=18 (so obviously Y is 4)
4-Z=2 (so obviously Z is 2)

2+10+4

Come on, I'm terrible at math and I didn't need all that shit you just tried to pull.
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how does he have facebook if he's homeless?
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Think about this, the grandfather reproduced.
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>>70427365
>implying the USSR never started or participated in any wars

capitalism isn't the cause, the need for resources doesn't just magically disappear once you start redistributing wealth
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>>70423383
nope, its 15. Look at the bananas
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>>70407097
No thats wrong nigger face. The bundle of bannanas equals 4, the b2 bundle has no established value therefore the answer is cannot compute, what you are doimg is taking the value of m subtracting 1 to get the value of n because the letters look similar. 3 bundle has no established value
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>>70406251
>it's the fat that's giving me stoner boons
Tell him to fuck off. Break up with her. Go cabin innawoods. Nothings worth anything http://redicecreations.com/article.php?id=35615
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>>70405324
Make him volunteer for the trump campaign, destroy all his bongs bowls etc then punch him in the gut and tell him thst you wont hestitate to kill him
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>>70405458
>t. This guys dad
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Got eem

Looks like a santa Claus model himself

That being sais, let's not fuck this up for op, /pol/
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>>70405324
An OUNCE of weed A DAY?! Is your father in law fucking Willie Nelson or Snoop Dogg or some shit?
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>>70405423
x + x + x = 30
3x = 30
x = 10

x + y + y = 18
10 + y + y = 18
y + y = 8
2y = 8
y = 4

y - z = 2
4 - z = 2
- z = 2 - 4 = -2
-z = -2
z = 2

x + y + z
10 + 4 + 2
16

Cops should take drug tests frequently.
Call him a lazy, dead-beat, good-for-nothing welfare leech and tell him not to contact you or you're wife's son again.
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>>70431051
Ugh he wants to decomission nuclear plants as well wtf
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>>70431208
>criminal nuke syndicate
That sounds hard as fuck
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>>70431208
He sounds like an old hippie who fried his brain on acid. He probably thinks the government is gonna get him too or some shit or that aliens live on the moon.
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>>70431471
>the only time I've outed someone's fb
>one (you)

Hold me
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>>70431571
Ech
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>>70406713

Wasn't World War 2 between a socialist (Hitler) and an even bigger socialist (Stalin)?
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>>70405423

It takes longer to write out that response than to figure out the answer.
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>>70426587

16 is apparently incorrect. I just noticed the last bunch is different from the others. So it's either 15 or "trick question"
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>>70406145
This dude is fucking stupid as fuck. Someone his age and a complete loser bitching about the government, constantly too. What a total fag, this isn't whether he moves in with you. It's whether or not you shouldn't just put a bullet in his head.
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>>70426681
If you accept 2 cherries = 2, and 4 bananas = 4, and that 2 cherries - 4 bananas is 2, then you must also accept 3 bananas = 3

Answer is 15 then
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>>70429304

Last banana bunch picture is different from the others. Trick question. To see if you were paying attention or not.
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>>70430315

This is technically correct. The pictures don't have value based on the content, as far as we know.

No equation is given to determine the value of the new image.
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>>70432474

If we accept that 1 apple equals ten then we accept that 3 bananas equals 30.
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>>70432474
Actually scrap that.

The quantity of fruit is irrelevant since 1 apple = 10.

There is no way to know how much 3 bananas equals.

Therefore you cannot solve it.
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>>70406494
Go learn how to poo in loo, you shit golem
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>>70405324
DO NOT LET HIM IN YOUR HOUSE.
My dad had a similar situation with my step moms adult son. He moved in with his kids "just for a couple weeks until I get back on my feet" and it turned into three and a half years of guilt trips about his kids having nowhere to go. It cost my dad thousands in added utilities and food costs, and brought his marriage to the very brink of divorce. He's a grown fucking man and he can fend for himself. It's not your burden.
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>>70405324
Then tell him no, regardless of what your cunt thinks he's obviously going to be a pain in the ass if he stays around and at worst he'll bring trouble literally inside your house.
Tell him he can either get inside a nursing home or go back being a hobo.
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>>70405324
Nice blog bro
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>>70405324
>Calling them bern-outs
I like this
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>>70432848
He got cucked by his wife's son xD :3
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>>70405324
>My wife already agreed he can't move in.
sounds like you don't have a problem then.
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>>70429217
Soviet "math"
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>>70409124


>have a grown man do arts and crafts all day

This sounds like it was written by a ledditor.
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If you let this man child into your house, you deserve what you get OP

Fuck this guy
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>>70405324
>My wife already agreed he can't move in.
Uh, so what's the issue here exactly?
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>>70405423

I remember solving systems of equations in middle school. Now I'm solving systems of differential equations for my research but I basically only have to program MATLAB to do it for me. Sometimes I have to clean the equations up by hand a little to find a solution.
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>>70431191
Anyone who doesn't understand that the answer is 16 and couldn't figure it out in less then 1 minute, needs to be rounded up and sent info the gas chambers
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>>70405324

what kind of loser moves in with their kids?
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>>70409124
This is a terrible idea, once he's in he's in

You'd be kidding yourself if you think his wife (who is clearly torn by the situation) is going to agree to him being kicked out once he's living there. There will always be some excuse why its a bad time to kick him out, they will always be giving him "one last chance". Her father will never change unless he's forced to, letting him move in is just enabling his shitty lifestyle further
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>>70432338
I doubt that it's counting each individual bananas and not just "bananas"

If it's individual bananas then yeah it's easy since bananas = 4 and there's 3 in that pack instead of 4. If not and its just being dumb then it's 16. Either way it's easy as fuck, just poorly communicated.
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>>70405920
so does your father in law want to not live with his wife and move in with you, or would she be coming too? If the former, he's a terrible person.
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>>70406251

>e coli
>disease
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>>70405423
Correct answer is 16. so difficult
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>>70405324

Remove stepdad
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>>70434949
You brought out matlab for a 1st year elementary school problem?
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>>70405324


Don't let him move in. He's trying to horn in on your territory and cuck you.
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>>70435061
I already had it open doing some homework. it took an extra 10 seconds
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>>70433523
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
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>>70413683
the free market isn't the problem, it's crony capitalism favoring the military-industrial complex
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it's very simple op
tell him that only people with an income can live there
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He looks like a big guy, is he a body builder?
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>>70431208

>nuclear energy destroying the planet
>better use more fossil fuels
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>>70405423
It's 15

Apple = 10
Banana = 4
Cherry = 2

Final equation

Full Apple + Full cheery + 3/4 of banana group

10 + 2 + 4(3/4)

10+ 2 + 3 = 15
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>>70405423
3X = 30 -> X = 10
X + 2(4Y) = 18 -> Y = 1
4Y - 2Z = 2 -> Z = 1
2Z + X + 3Y = 2(1) + 10 + 3(1) = 16
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>>70416322
>I personally enjoy smoking a bit of weed once in a while as a recreation ... and I fucking despise derelicts like this

I despise you, you are a derelict.
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>>70405458
its a shit poster probably a proxy as well
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>>70405324
>He smokes an ounce a day of weed but claims a forest fire ruined his lungs
He's not wrong
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>>70435358
wrong.

back to 7th grade pre-algebra you go, jerome
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>>70414887
Nigga, this fuckin guy is a lazy piece of shit. if he doesn't over exaggerate his back pain he won't get all the commodities he's acquired from it.
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>>70432779

Are you retarded? 3 apples is 30 so an apple is 10. 18 - 10 = 8, divide by 2 bananas is 4 - a cherry is 2. It's 16.

I can't believe you curry niggers ruled the planet once.
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>>70405423
simple

∫ [0, 373] ln(10x)+(2x^28(csc(4x))) dx = 15

The awnser is 15
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>>70405423
I got 20
3 apples equal 30 which means each apples is 10
1 apples plus 2 bananas equals 18 meaning that each banana is 4
1 banana minus one cherry is 2 meaning the cherry is 6
6+10+4=20
not sure how you guys are getting 16
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>>70435960
Check the fucking picture, it's only 3 bananas instead of the normal 4

4/4 = 1

It would be logical to state that each banana is equal to 1

The entire group is equal to 4

The final equation includes 3 bananas so it equals to 3

So 10 + 2 + 3 = 15
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>>70435673
Fuck you nigger

I've taken all the fucking calculus classes and DE

It's clearly 15
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>>70406144
>Let the loser who comes to image board for life advice figure it out on his own or get cucked
>India
>gets cucked by toilet witch
pajeet pls
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>>70436255

>all calculus and diff eq

you should brush up on linear algebra, then
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>>70436148
Wrong for reason mentioned here

>>70430315
>>70436256

You are a retard
>>70436067

Kill yourself ameriburger
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>>70413086
You know, I was gonna mock you until I realized that war between nuclear states dosen't happen cause economically unviable.
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>>70436416
Fine it's undefined

We have to leave it at that

But it sure as hell isnt 16
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>>70436067
>4-6=2

wew lad
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I dunno.

This Dale Clark seems kind of cool, living life on his terms.

Maybe we all need a little Dale Clark in our lives.
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>>70405920

He actually has a point here. the 15 bucks an hour movement is a pathetic pandering to niggers that don't read how long it will take time get there.

15 an hour in 6 years wouldn't keep up with the inflation.
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>>70426681

Idiot, it's just a different graphic containing the same 3 bananas.

The ansver is 16, it's simple.

EVEN if the 3 stack of bananas stupid rule applies, it's easily solved again, which makes it 15. Cos 4 stack = 4 and cherries = 2

Retards all around.
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>>70405423
Oh that's just cheap.
This is more about eye for detail than math solving abilities.
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>>70436821
if my city/state raises min wage to 15/hour i'm not tipping anyone anymore (I tip 15-20% now). servers are guaranteed compensation from their employers up to minimum wage so they'll get 15/hour regardless if I tip or not

let it all burn down
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>>70432695

Well, yes, using strict first-principle logic, this is unsolvable, but using the newfangled semi-nigger logic, we MAY be allowed to infer that a single banana is worth one point.
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>>70405324
This thread was posted a week ago with the same text and images. Maybe not exactly the same text; I don't remember.

Everything on this board today is some bullshit spam parody of a real post.

Internet propaganda machine trying to push down something important?

Or maybe you just wanted to talk about your fucking stepdad once again even though this is a politics board and not a stepdad board?
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>>70406446
subtract 3rd line from 2nd line to get
x1+x2+X3=16.
You don't need to solve for them individually
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>>70436945
Clearly 4 bananas autist
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>>70431051
I feel like a loser at 27 only making minimum wage and living with my mom.

Thanks OP. It's good to know I haven't failed that catastrophically
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>>70435673
It is 15 you retard.
Open your chink eyes and look at the bananas
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>>70405324
Ryan Clark? It's shadow man
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>>70431051
tfw didn't get accepted into UHK
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>>70405423
I literally solved this in about 35 seconds and I'm TERRIBLE at math
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>>70405324
>If he does he'll destroy my marriage. My wife already agreed he can't move in.
>I can't stand him because he's a lazy man who's lived on benefits his whole life. He smokes an ounce a day of weed but claims a forest fire ruined his lungs. My wife was homeless between the ages of 6-8 when he lost his benefits and refused to get a job because he couldn't stand working for "any assholes."
>He inherited 100k from an estranged relative (sounds fake I know, but seriously) and spent it on studio equipment and a motorcycle.
>Then was homeless again because his benefits were cut when he got the inheritance and he refused to work.
>Again.
>We just bought our first house and he's hinting about moving into our spare room. He'll pay rent of course! Oh sure, until he doesn't. Then what am I gonna do? Let my child's grandparents be homeless?
>Fuck me, if he moves in, I move out.

You've got to go with your wife over your father. You're leading your own home now.
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>>70405324
Grow some balls and tell him no.
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>>70423383
I trust the German
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I'm in a similar situation op. My wife had a kid with someone else about 17 years ago and hes always lived with his dad. Now his dad refuses to pay for college and wants him to either get a job or move out. So he wants to come and live with us. The kid is a ghetto thug and i have nothing in common with him. But i don't really feel like i have any options as my wife is adamant he comes to live with us and she also is forcing me to pay for his college!
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>>70437372

This. /pol/ is spammed with hundreds if not thousands of posts a day by shills and bots in an attempt to : keep things off topic, weaken morale , divide and conquer, and generally clog up actual information/discussion so that it's harder to find. This is because /pol/ is by far the largest anti-establishment/anti-globalist haven on the Internet. And unwaveringly persistent.

Next time you see one of those "is pol serious or just sarcasm ?" threads and it's filled with people saying they are 100% ironic, congratulations you've found yourself a shill thread.
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Tell him that your house is a pro-Trump house and that he cannot enter without a MAGA cap
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>>70437388

Actually it says "Answer is in the discription". The only number in the discription is 15, so that is my final answer.
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>>70437478

Yes, but this is not how equations are supposed to be formulated.

Pictures are as fuzzy as the "logic" associated with said pictures.

We can go two ways, infering (and this is huge), you need too much proof (which is non trivial and should strictly be provided in the context of this equation) that the second banana picture is = 3, in which case the answer is 15, or we can be strict and call it undefined, or n, in which case, the answer is, undefined.
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>>70405324
He can't force you to anything, just tell him to fuck off and if he try to move in call the cops while he's on drugs.
>>70405397
Tell him it's Saint George who was well known for helping poor and he's shit christian if he don't know that, if he can't google santa claus he won't google Saint George.
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>>70405324
Just fuck his daughter in front of him loudly until he moves out. If he complains, ask him why he doesn't want grandkids.

Emphasis on "in front". After the fifth time he walks in on you fucking her on the kitchen table, he'll get the hint.
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>>70405324
Just fuck his daughter in front of him loudly until he moves out. If he complains, ask him why he doesn't want grandkids.

Emphasis on "in front". After the fifth time he walks in on you fucking her on the kitchen table or his bed, he'll get the hint.
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>>70405324
Just fuck his daughter in front of him loudly until he moves out. If he complains, ask him why he doesn't want grandkids.

Emphasis on "in front". After the fifth time he walks in on you fucking her on the kitchen table or his bed, he'll get the hint.
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>>70405324
Just fuck his daughter in front of him loudly until he moves out. If he complains, ask him why he doesn't want grandkids.

Emphasis on "in front". After the fifth time he walks in on you fucking her on the kitchen table, he'll get the hint.
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>>70405324
If you've already got your wife's blessing to tell him to fuck off then you're good dude.
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>>70406144
you stupid newfag, learn to read
/pol/ is for politically incorrect
fucking tryhard le edgy l33t haxxor underage cancer.
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>Fuck me, if he moves in, I move out

wut the fuck. Im not even going to read the other replies in case someone tells you what I am going to say, because it will need said a lot.

Say to him..not just NO, but HELL NO. Why would he move in if you don't want him to and your wife doesn't want him to? Is it up to HIM??? NO, you fucking little child, it is up to YOU. SAY NO SAY NO SAY NO. Have you no balls? None at all? You'll just stay quiet while he moves his things in????

Then make up something-- say NO, we are going to keep that for the baby's room.

If YOU cant handle saying no, how are you even old enough to be married? Never raise any children; they will all grow up to be trangender pansexual queer unicorn-kin.
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>>70431051
>The Elektrik Gypsies
kek
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Just call the cops on him for the pot
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>>70406341
Actually if we wanna get technical its an unsolvable equation because the 3 banana image is an undefined variable, but that is a good catch and just makes the whole thing even more dumb than it already was.
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>>70405324
One, there's no way he smokes an oz a day. Oz a day is a joke among stoners and an exaggeration perpetuated by anti-weed fanatics.
Two, weed has been scientifically proven to do negligible damage to lungs.
You're expected to have basic knowledge of a subject before posting about it online.
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>>70405423
apple=10
banana=4
cherry=2
therefore, apple+banana+cherry=10+4+2=16
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>>70405324
btw, pls don't let the pothead who let/made his son a pothead move into your house OP. not if you want to raise kids in that house. do you want your fil or bil to start your kids on it. young kid brains actually get pretty damaged by pot. also, inspite of the potheads in here, it actually is a gateway drug.

you set the boundaries of your house. your wife counts on you to protect her from a horrible influence (not just the pot, but the homeless irresponsible inspite of being a father part) If he moves in you will have constant fights with him in front of your future kids. he's gonna be the cool grandpa in front of their eyes. Kids Need to Know what is right and what is unacceptable. If his behaviour is unacceptable it is much better if they won't be influenced by close proximity.

tl;dr why are you even making this thread. you don't want him with you, your wife doesn't want him with you.
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>>70405324
Ctrl+v
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>>70406713
its funny because shes right and the war industrial complex is a big issue. but of course all the frothing at the mouth "right wingers" need to make a post right away to make sure they let everyone know communism is even worse than capitalism.

I miss old pol when the board wasnt filled to the brim with retarded msm consuming retards.
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>>70405324
Let him be homeless
He'll just pray to his idol Bernie and drop dead one day, you being none the wiser
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>>70441368
I thought that was a pretty good exchange back there. The picture equated war as a byproduct of capitalism. One person said that war is a human condition, not a market condition. Another said that war complexes will cease to exist once war becomes unprofitable and yet another said that the picture has merit and that the MIC is a serious issue.

No frothing, just cold hard opinions
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>>70436067

and you people don't have to write out elementary school math.

>>70406446
>>70423383
>>70426681
>>70429217
>>70434949
>>70435358
>>70435442
>>70435962

Also, this guy knows.
>>70437058
It's like people who take the time to memorize π digits.
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>>70405423
>>70405397
>>70405324
I've either seen this already or I have traveled through time.

Ask me anything.
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>>70414292
Reach individual banana is worth one

Reach individual cherry is worth one

The answer is clearly "stop doing stupid face book games"
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>>70416322
> the 99% who use it responsibly
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>>70405324
Sounds like a typical leech. I have a mother like that. Don't let people like that get a foot in the door. They will manipulate you emotionally until you break.

He will try to turn your wife against you, so stay on top of the situation.
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