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Movies women will never understand.
>>70400663
I've never seen it, why would women not understand it?
>>70400754
Women can only bond with children.
>>70400754
I never watched it too but, women can't grasp honor, so it probably has something to do with that.
>>70400663
master and commander.
>>70400663
Theres 2 ways you can look at that movie.
1 (most common): He heroically puts aside his depression and attempts to lead all the survivors to safety, tragicaly accidentaly going deeper into the wolfpacks territory..
2 (asshole version): He deliberately led all the men to their doom as he deliberately went into the heart of the pack to seek his own death in the only way he could think to give it meaning.
>>70400754
>>70400843
Maybe cos the cast is just men
Idk
Great movie anyways 4.77/5 would recommend
The acting is great. Like when dude dies in the plane after the crash you could actually FEEL his spirit leave his body
Yeah I was pretty stoned when I watched it but still it was great
Movie was shit to be honest.
Fight Club has been horribly misunderstood by every woman I've known watch it. They respond to Fight Club the same way they do to documentaries about Ethiopia, basically "I get it, so lets have no borders and law and sheeeyt".
My sister said at the earlier part of the movie that the whole Ikea furnishing scene meant that the average person was forced to buy cheap Ikea furniture instead of premium furniture and the government and rich people are evil for not redistributing wealth to the point he could go boutique shopping for a nicer bed frame, then he would get a better job, be happier etc. Fucking broads.
>>70400904
kek
>>70401116
why the fuck did we give them the vote?
anything starring steven seagal
also pic related
rambo honorary mention
>>70401116
How do they get "Fuck borders" from Fight Club?
Also its been a while since Ive watched it, whats the Ikea furniture scene again?
>>70401318
>Rambo
Anyone who fought for the Mujahideen is dead to me.
>>70400663
>>70400663
FUCK YOU OP
I desperately wanna show this to my gf, because it's the only movie that makes me feel like fucking crazy.
But I know for a FACT she will not get/understand ANY of it.
>>70401402
that's all politics, though... A woman wouldn't even recognize that objection
>>70401381
I wasn't being specific, I mean they basically get the same jist from Fight Club as the views greasy dreadlocked anarchist types have, that state is always evil, we should blow everything up and act like savages again because THE MAN is keeping us down. Basically nigger mentality.
The Ikea scene is where he's disgusted by the consumerist existence he's invested in that's not fulfilled him and completely dehumanised his existence then Durden blows it all up. You know, it comes up with all the stupid generic names the furniture has and its price tags. My sis got from it that all the furniture is too cheap and that's why he fights THE MAN, cus he's poor.
>>70401302
Jews anon. Its always Jews.
>>70401116
thats funny considering one of the movie lines is
"we're a generation of men raised by women. right now i'm wondering if another woman is really what we need"
>>70401116
>project mayhem was to redistribute wealth
yea but no.
>>70401796
I fucking love that movie..
>>70401758
But if the financial district is destroyed then the noble negro can use his natural hustle and equal intellect to get ahead once the evil white bankers lose their powah :^)
>>70401972
Is this your view or your sisters?
>>70400663
Das Boot. Ultimate movie about courage and honor.
300
>>70400843
>>70400754
It's about a group of oil drill workers trying to survive in the Alaskan wilderness after a plane crash. One of my all time favorite movies, highly recommend it.
>>70401318
Also one of my all time favorites. I know at least 2 women who like it (or at least pretended to like it) though.
>>70401796
I showed that to my gf and she fall asleep half way through the movie. 'It was very boring' to her. 'It's just two ships shooting at each other'.
Then I was forced to watch notebook with her and I almost blew my fucking brains out
The big lebowski
Ill be laughing my guts out at numerous parts and girls barely crack a smile
>>70400754
Watch it and find out.
>>70402040
Obviously I'm mocking hers anon, and other girls. Like Evola said the natural order of things is corrupted, women love egalitarianism because inequality means some people must be sad and that makes them sad. They have no concept of nature, nobility, hierarchy or strife.
I guess it all comes down to their feels when they're exposed to something other than a baby or stove. Really men are the problem for allowing them away from either.
contrib
>>70401886
I ain't going back...
Somebody recommend me a good conspiracy movie.
>MKUltra
>Area51
>Cold war
>WWII
>etc
Cheers m80s
>>70402277
I should say Evola said the natural order of things is corrupted. He didn't say the stuff after the comma. I refuse to misrepresent him with my rambling.
Batman Begins
>>70400663
Fuuuuuck that movie. It's the story of my life.
>>70402364
Schindler's List :^)
>>70402377
good good. did you just take your adderall?
>>70401318
High def has ruined most 80's movies for me. Unless it had super-high production quality, like Die Hard, you can see the set, you can see how fake all the explosions and shit are, its just terrible. Commando is one of those movies.
I would recommend that if anyone wants to watch it, get, at best, a DVD of it and watch it on a standard def TV.
>>70400663
It was a bad ass movie
>>70402173
I fell asleep during notebook, I have hardly any idea what it's about
>>70400663
7/10
>>70401796
8/10
>>70401886
8.5/10
>>70402199
8/10
FUCKING best pizza & beer movie of the year. second only to the revenant
>>70400663
Most films that aren't loud and annoying trash really.
>>70402584
fugg, I want to watch a movie right now, sicario or the patriot which do you recommend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx7ClDax-hE
>>70402584
great movie at first i though its another kek movie with Strong female and her bull nigger friend, but as it went on it got better and better. Bitch even got fucking almost raped.
>>70402643
Patriot
>>70401116
I hate your sister
>>70402643
SICARIO
DO IT FAGET
but honestly, spot on acting. just fucking solid acting. i like them both. watch sicario first though
>>70402584
Another thing is mexicanrobertdownyjr will be in Starwars 8 so it might not be as shit if he gets prominent role, but probably wont.
>>70402364
Conspiracy theory. Based Mel (someone tell me if I'm wrong)
>>70400663
Good taste OP.
Tried and tested
Battle Royale
Clockwork Orange
Fight club
Blade runner
Evil dead
Cube
>>70401116
I know that feel bro
>>70402173
Fucking notebook. I'll go full nigger on the cunt who created that disaster if i ever find him.
Two hours of disjointed dementia ramblings before the old bint finally kicks it.
Also my movie vote: Saving pvt Ryan.
Any movie that relies on camaraderie or honor is usually lost on women
>>70402584
hnnnng, watched this during a red eye flight to Inida a couple weeks ago, good stuff. I still need to see the Revenant.
>>70401796
Great movie, HORRIBLE title.
They complain about the gore, can't connect with the male protagonists and because they don't have drama or gossip it's almost like there's no plot to them.
Oh, and it's too longgggg...
>>70403041
Watch this instead.
>>70402538
Really wish effects were better, it was cool but glad i just watched on youtube. hyped for total war warhammer tho.
>>70402364
Manchurian Candidate, the original.
Beasts of no nation (10/10)
Sicario (7/10)
Mr Turner (6.5/10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
>>70403153
Wow I'm actually surprised that /pol/ has good taste in cinema
>>70403455
In cinema or film? The two are different.
>>70403141
That movie makes me cry like a fucking bitch.
>>70403455
>cinema
It's a film
Pen and Tellers bullshit. The show is pretty good. My gf just says "it's just a bunch of stuff i feel like i didn't want to know"
Taxi driver
I used to have a gf that I watched the movie with. She didn't understand shit. She was confused and parts like she asked me why he was going insane and explained to her it was because of NAM. She asked my how I knew. The movie literally tells you near the beginning. Do women not intake small facts does everything have to be shouted at them. Also thought the movie was about the effects of ptsd or some shit.
I know girls who "like it" because it's popular, but imo only guys can really appreciate this movie
>>70403657
also this
>>70400663
>being "redpilled"
>watching hollywood propaganda
>>70403657
There are no asians in detroit, there are no old white men in detroit.
>>70402584
Overrated as fuck.
>>70403500
Point Break is a modern art masterpiece.
>>70400663
Rolling Thunder
First time I watched it, I was thrown off by the hideous 70s made for TV feel.
Turns out that's on purpose.
Seriously, watch Rolling Thunder.
Bonus, it has a scene that pretty much illustrates OP's point, when the confused girl begs, "but I'm all you have."
>>70402980
>>70403141
I found Saving Private Ryan to be more of an ultraviolent shockfest than a story of honor. It's hard to find any sense of humanity throughout the whole film, besides the scene of Ryan telling the story about his brothers. Maybe that was the message of that film, that war has no honor, only blood and horror. Regardless, it's quite a visual spectacle and definitely something everyone should watch at least once.
>>70401796
>>70403332
Great movies.
>>70403861
Was insane flick felt bad for the dude never trust a woman be it machine or flesh if it has a ulterior motive
I doubt 1% of all women everywhere could watch this movie and understand the ending.
>>70404004
the honor is an undercurrent. Honor is what holds them there in the middle of all the horror. Honor is what holds them together, in themselves and with each other, when the world around them is blood and craziness.
>>70400904
Chicks fucking looove this movie.
>>70401886
Noice m8.
>>70403153
New one was a fucking shit joke, I want my bandwidth back.
>>70403659
You talkin' to me?
>>70404027
blonde faggot was a retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGY44DIQb-A
>>70404223
really good movie
>>70404247
The film didn't do a very good job of conveying what you said. Maybe I should watch it again.
>>70400843
>>70400754
It's a movie about a group of men who survive a plane crash in Alaska and have to survive the Alaskan wilderness with a pack of wolves serving as the primary antagonist.
Not sure what OP means though since almost all the characters are useless compared to the one guy who knows how to survive.
>>70400663
Any movie where honor and loyalty is the main theme really.
>>70400663
>>70400663
Starship Troopers
>>70404477
Consider the flashbacks to the dad who lives a comfortable life and absolutely hates it.
My missus and daughters cannot stand pic related
>retarded toilet humour
>>70402584
This.
Watched this fucker five times. It's immense. Totally fucking perfect.
>>70404477
The point isn't that they're useless, the point is that they're ordinary. It's a fascinating exploration of how normal men cope in impossible situations. Some succeed, some fail, some survive, some surrender and accept death.
>>70401318
>rambo
>le cheap schwarzenegger ripoff
No thanks.
pretty overrated film imo but i assume full metal jacket has already been posted
>>70400663
It's one of my sister's favorite movies.
>inb4 you can like something without understanding it or some other autistic shit
>>70404709
That's interesting, but I thought they were all dead and in purgatory.
>>70401116
Fight Club was focused on Nitzche Philosophy and male issues. Of course women aren't going to understand deep rooted male issues and the methods of dealing with them since we have inherently different psychology. They aren't ever going to understand masculinity just as men will never get femininity(I.E not even trannies get it)
They aren't going to get the fundamental idea of "the fight" because they aren't wired to fume through violence.
So while to men project mayhem is a plea to take the world back to a more primal order where men can find their masculinity and break the effiminization of modern society, women see a bunch of people trying to attack capitalism because they have no idea what is driving it's members to do shit.
>>70404783
Lots of chicks I've met love A Clockwork Orange and it's pretty easy to follow
>>70400663
I understand it, but I don't like. Mostly because I'm advocate for wolves, and I don't think it provides a fair representation of them. The consequences of things like this can lead to people hunting them out of fear even more, and the continuation of their endangerment as a species.
>>70404734
Not even close.
Rambo was a metaphor for Vietnam (like Aliens, or Predator).
Commando is a fun, over-the-top self parody of action movies in which a shopping mall is destroyed and there is a brief pegging scene (when the black guy tries to kill Matrix in the hotel and we see into the next room, the blonde is behind the guy).
>>70402173
>Then I was forced to watch notebook with her and I almost blew my fucking brains out
The Notebook is a damn good film. Anyone that doesn't get it doesn't understand the continuity of life and loyalty. The fuck is wrong with you faggots?
>>70404783
I've let my 12 yr old daughter watch A Clockwork Orange (I didnt show her the house break in at the beginning - I always skip it myself desu)
She fucking loves it. Always riffing lines from it. Seriously funny fucking film, seems more relevant now than it ever was. When they made it everyone was like "muh hooligans" and I think people half accepted the need for Ludovico or similar in the UK. These days it's a revelation, we've just sat quietly through three decades of Ludovico without noticing.
INB4 Things that never happened - she also got credit at her high school for denying there were gas chambers.
TFW.
>>70404634
I don't remember that, I just remember the reoccurring flashbacks of his dying wife.
>>70405010
>I always skip it myself desu
How did you manage to father a kid
>>70404845
Iono, as much as fight club is a very entertaining film and book, i dont think palahniuk's intention was masculinity, its was more of a "how fucked up has this world become" he wrote it as a response to publishers not wanting to deal with invisible monsters, because it was too incomprehensible and disturbing (and is in a better story imho). i think he was more expressing his disdain at modern culture and its inability to look at things that they disagreed with, where some people may revel in what others find horrid.
>>70405010
Is it really your daughter or *Your wife's daughter*
>>70404544
>loyalty
The Notebook
>>70402928
Explain what's not to get about Cube?
>>70404913
But none of them will ever understand it. The ultraviolent urges that Alex and his gang deal with are a natural part of developing masculinity - and are uniquely masculine. Any women who say they 'get it' are either lying or delusional.
Sam Peckinpah's entire filmography
>>70403861
I never understood why pajeet bothered to make the robot a sexy woman, then introduce a lonely fucking nerd to her and them just sort of run around drunk for the rest of the movie.
Seemed like a bad idea to me.
Then again I didn't want the movie past that god awful clothing scene.
>>70401302
Pussy is a powerful weapon
>>70405056
>How did you manage to father a kid
By not being a half French, effete fucking popsicle, leaf...
>>70400754
The entire movie is a movie based on coming to terms with your own mortality.
Roger Ebert watched the Grey and another movie after and had to walk out of the second movie because it messed him up so much since he was battling cancer.
>>70405120
>The ultraviolent urges that Alex and his gang deal with are a natural part of developing masculinity
Holy fuck, stay out of London.
>>70405124
Turkroach speaks the truth for once
>>70404544
Fuckin hell THAT is a movie poster alright.
>>70405104
>Is it really your daughter or *Your wife's daughter*
All mine, bubba.
Don't give up.
Except memeing, give that a rest for a minute...
>>70404982
No I mean stalone is literally just a cheap schwarzenegger knockoff.
>>70404116
Based McQueen
>>70400663
The Turkish film "The Breath."
Best combat sequence in cinema.
>>70402277
I feel bad for your sister and how she would feel knowing her own brother thinks this lowly of her. You mentioned nobility, but it seems like you really don't understand the concept of being noble in your own life.
>>70401116
your sister sounds like she needs the liberal fucked out of her
may i suggest some thick aussie cock?
>>70404544
fuckin right
>>70405435
I've had that film on my PC for almost 2 years and still haven't watched it. Should I just watch it tonight?
>>70404970
what youre saying is that they wolves wuz gud bois that dindu nuffin?
>>70404544
also this
>>70405087
I think there is too much in the book to say its not about masculinity.
the Narrator is a self loathing loser with a deadbeat father and the first thing he does is find himself among a group of men who have completely lost their manhood (in the form of Robert Paulson). The very idea of the fight club system is completely based on an understanding of masculinity. Men have a certain honor, a certain respect when it comes to a fight that women don't understand. We don't take jabs at the nads, we don't pull hair, ect. ect.
The "invisible monster", that detachement of nature is only focused on a male perspective in the book, not female.
>>70405527
Yes. It is an absolute masterpiece.
The best....
>>70403854
PIG FUCK
>>70405542
Actually in the film, the men intruded into the wolves' territory and then unknowingly charged straight for the den, so how is this making wolves look bad?
>>70405120
I'd say there is nothing overtly masculine about it, unless that is how you define brawl scenes. That is really only the first half though, the movie takes a different turn after he is admitted to the hospital and over all it's more about coming to terms with growing out of those years in your life and free will
>>70402199
Yeah this one
>>70405120
A clockwork orange was more about shitty government, You weren't supposed to be rooting for Alex DeLarge he was designed to be a piece of shit.
>>70404991
I like the notebook alright, the general storyline and al that, but I really fucking hate the main chick character. Every time I've seen it, I get progressively angrier at her character. I even made this image a few years back in my rage after seeing it for the last time.
>>70402199
The Big Lebowski is overrated. Definitely some funny scenes, but it's very inconsistent.
Basically any film dealing with honor is completely over women's heads.
>>70404639
the movies were shit, but the show is pretty good
>>70405519
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>>70405338
That was a lovely poem Pajeet, but next time type like a normal person
>>70405242
So since you obviously haven't fucking been through puberty
[spoiler] a natural part of it is the edgy 'I want to destroy something beautiful' urge, and a sense of directionless rage [/spoiler]
The way that Alex and co. fulfil their urges is barbaric and unacceptable, but the urges themselves are completely normal, and to be expected from young men. If you think Alex's gang were the villains of the story, you completely missed the point and are probably a low-test cuck.
>>70405782
But 'those years of your life' don't happen for young women, that's entirely my point. Women have their own struggles during youth, but violent and aggressive urges are rarely one of them.
>>70404970
This was the big mistake in the original marketing of the movie - it was advertised as Liam Neeson vs Wolves. A different interpretation is that the movie is about what to do in a universe that doesn't care whether you carry on living or not; the wolves represent death and aren't necessarily realistically depicted.
I think you make a good point though. I read that the author of Jaws regretted writing the book after so many morons had got it into their head that it's good to kill as many as possible.
>>70403153
This movie fucking slays nigga
Not a movie, but definitely related. We had to read With the Old Breed by EB Sledge for a class. If you're not familiar, it's an account of a Marine infantryman who fought in the Pacific (the bit about sledge from the miniseries Pacific is based on this). The book lays out, in a simple, easy to understand fashion the way he felt about his comrades and the way the stress of constant fighting had on him and his friends. These two themes are constant and inescapable.
We start talking about the book in class and at least half the females in the room brought up how they were confused by or didn't understand one of those two themes.
The guys were talking about how his account compared to a WWI account we had read earlier (Company K, good but a bit odd) and the importance of burial and bodies in American culture, etc. The girls were mostly asking about "Why didn't the corpsmen react to pain or getting shot at when they were treating soldiers?" or "Why did they all feel so bad when Ack Ack (their CO at Peleliu) died? They weren't even there when he got shot."
>mfw they opened their mouths
>>70405957
Hey man I cry like a baby during the Luke/Vader confrontation in ROTJ. That whole sequence is indescribably emotional.
>>70405694
the movie made them the primary antagonists. I think it's hard for most people not to look at antagonists as being inherently evil, especially when the movie doesn't go out of it's way to make them look sympathetic.
>>70405151
He designed the woman so that the nerd with no family or GF would fall in love with her.
This would prove she had developed a true AI if she could successfully manipulate him or alternatively fall in love with him herself.
He pretended to be a depressed alchoholic to give the beta a window of opertunity to plan an escape for robo-waifu which he knew she was determined to do.
Or maybe I'm wrong, I can't remember if Pajeet said she wouldn't have true AI if she was manipulating him?
That's the jist of it though, that and Pajeet was too proud in his own ingenuity he underestimated the intelligence of his beta employee.
>>70403861
Dude this movie is a feminist movie about a strong independent womyn robot who don't need no man
>>70406138
Seen this based on a movie thread, it's long but really really well done. The movie takes it's time
>>70406133
eh, could never get into star wars myself, probably just too fairy tail-ish for my edgelord tastes
>>70405968
kek, not just women. Any person who doesn't hold a small knowledge of norse mythology probably won't like this film.
It got horrible reviews, but I enjoyed it.
>>70405957
>Internet Memes IV: A New Meme
>Internet Memes V: Leddit Strikes Back
>Internet Memes VI: The Return of The Memes
>>70405942
that's funny...coming from an australian
Any movie this poopoo man directs. Since he is the only one who understands his movies.... that makes no women able to decipher his twists.
>>70406124
>"This lake is kind of like a woman, all smiles one minute, and dancing' a temper tantrum the next!"
And people wonder why he moved to the middle of nowhere
Pic related.
Girlfriend at the time was just like "What a horrible film" and we split a week later. It's the ultimate zero-in-here-for-chicks film. You have Michael Douglas pulling apart society with both hands and then you have Robert Duvall being old and married to a fucking fruitloop. Chicks hate this fucking film.
Also, Lebowski definitely doesn't get the laffs from wimmins.
Finally, Blade Runner. I've watched it over forty times and I've yet to see a woman sit through it once.
>>70405907
At the end of the day, the point is that the ability to choose horrible violence is more valuable than safety from horrible violence.
At the end of the novel, Anthony Burgess is pretty explicit in saying that 'boys will be boys' - if you just give them a healthy outlet and an appropriate male role model, they'll always grow out of it and learn how to channel their destructive impulses.
Zardoz
>>70402584
Fucking love this movie, the ending was great when the bitch got destroyed and didn't have her black bitch beta faggot to white knight her.
greetings from karachan
First one only good one. Women will never understand. It was never for them.
>>70406349
blade runner isn't really that great, anon. i like falling down and the big lebowski a lot, though.
>>70406394
fucking awful and i'm one of your tribe.
book was good though.
>>70400663
you guys are dumb and cant find decent women because your hate shows
all the ones I know love good movies.
>>70402199
tons of girls love that movie you suck and hang out with shit people
>>70405151
he was testing if it was really an ai or something. the movie explains for an ai to be truly considered an AI you have to not be ale to tell its not a human. i thought it was a good movie with good lessons but apparently the director did an interview saying that it was a story about feminism and how the guy deserved to die in the end for allowing the rich guy to treat the robot and his chinese slave girl (spoiler: also a robot) like belongings. supposedly drawing parallels to how men treat women on a day to day basis
>>70406349
>Lebowski definitely doesn't get the laffs from wimmins
literally wut
my gf loved this one.
>>70406254
All of the movies are bogged down by tons of goofy shit that detract from the really great parts. I bet you could make a 10/10 3 hour film by editing the original trilogy together and taking out all of the silly, unnecessary shit that George Lucas insists on having in all of his movies.
Lucas has got a great imagination but god damn, he is in a lot of ways a bad filmmaker.
>>70400843
>brazilian
>talking about other people not grasping honor
>>70406459
ass blasted roastie
>>70406493
these guys just show disgust for women in their faces and then wonder why they can't find any good ones thats the problem
o well at least they got cartoons
>>70400663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
>>70405564
/spoiler/ Sean Bean dies
>>70406349
My sister says The Big Lebowski is one of her all time favorite movies. This is contributed by the fact that she really got into philosophy in college. It wasn't her major, but she would have chosen it if it wasn't such a useless degree.
Gunn
Although the TV program was better, it's still a mint movie.
>>70402364
Men who stare at goats
>>70406459
fat broad spotted
>>70406054
>So since you obviously haven't fucking been through puberty
>[spoiler] a natural part of it is the edgy 'I want to destroy something beautiful' urge, and a sense of directionless rage [/spoiler]
>The way that Alex and co. fulfil their urges is barbaric and unacceptable, but the urges themselves are completely normal, and to be expected from young men. If you think Alex's gang were the villains of the story, you completely missed the point and are probably a low-test cuck.
Do me a fucking favour you Wallaby.
I've read the novel and have forgotten more about Kubrick than you will ever know.
The natural urges you see as being so key are fucking abominable knuckle dragging, which explains why you are the only Ausfag I've ever spoken to who hasn't managed to move to and pollute my hometown of London, you fucking sheep jiggling pleb. Enjoy your desert you fucking low brow criminal classes reject.
BTW I had a friend at school who wanted me to join his gang. Spent the night with them while they vandalised some poor bastards house then GTFO. Four years later he got killed playing Hogs of the Road. He got permanently sidelined, a bit like you stranded in your fucking desert country with only your rape fantasies and complete lack of culture to keep you warm at night.
Holy shit, aussies and culture.
Alex is the villain of the piece as well as the protagonist. Learn to count past one and enjoy your ugly fucking women.
Don't breed.
>>70405564
Came to post this. you're cool anon.
Man movie all the way.
>>70406771
fuck you, I love this movie. It's even in my collection of dvds
>>70403153
This movie was literally directed by a woman...
>>70406909
My old lady just doesn't get it
>but they never show you what's in the case... I don't get it
>>70406124
>"Why did they all feel so bad when Ack Ack (their CO at Peleliu) died?
Jesus Christ, women shouldn't serve in the military
>>70405446
Loving somebody doesn't mean you can't see their bullshit and you don't call them out on it. Loving means to love despite all of that
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
A Clockwork Orange
2001 A Space Odyssey
Eyes Wide Shut
THX1138
Soylent Green
Equalibrium
The Omega Man
Logan's Run
Running Man
A Scanner Darkly
Gattaca
Blade Runner (directors cut)
They Live
District 9
>where my underlying societal dystopian movie bros at?
"Where we are going, you don't need eyes to see". 11/10
>>70400663
My wife loves this movie.
>>70400904
FUCK YOU, BURN IN HELL! This movie caused me traumas beyond comprehension and I will never, ever watch it again. Romantic movie nights just aren't the same after this shit.
>>70401796
>>70401942
(You)
>>70402154
Have actually seen this but to be honest, was so fucking drumk that can't remember anything tht happened in this movie. Should probably watch it again later tonight.
>>70402299
Racistic animation, there is no mudshit on that cover.
>>70402447
This movie rocks. Mu wife seems to love it too but that might be just because of the half naked men...
>>70402538
Shit in it's purest form.
>>70402928
>Tried and tested
Havent even heard about this one before.
>Battle Royale
9/10
>Clockwork Orange
0/10
>Fight club
10/10
>Blade runner
8/10
>Evil dead
10/10
>Cube
10/10
>>70403153
This movie is eternal.
>>70403657
There just isn't another man as alpha as Clint is.
>>70403680
No words on discribing the sensation I get when ever watching this movie. Almost as good as Trainspotting.
>>70403861
8/10
>>70404258
Top Gun is a good movie but for some fucking reason hate it just because Cruise's smug performance.
>>70404600
This is shit. Entertaining shit but still shit.
>>70404658
Liked the book better.
>>70405097
8/10
>>70406124
Fuck I don't have to even be in the military to understand that.
I fucking swear women are assholes
This is probably one, but tbqh it's one of my all time favorite movies. "Ecstasy for Gold" give me chill evrytim.
>>70406459
Shhhh, you're going to trigger the /pol/acks.
Gladiator
My last gf watched it with me and she was completely unaffected.
Women do not understand nobility or any other glorious acts for that matter.
>>70401501
My two closest family female friends who are practical ly my sister's love this movie because of the mcs character, disposition, and sense of honor. Then again they were a conservative family of Iraqi Muslims so I'm not surprised by them getting what honor is
>>70407082
>No words on discribing the sensation I get when ever watching this movie. Almost as good as Trainspotting.
watching it right now
>>70407058
To love someone is to care enough about them that you want them to progress as a person, and as a result will absolutely call them out on their bullshit when you see it. Being able to honestly call bullshit on someone you care about takes courage and intimacy that SHOULD in fact exist in families, but rarely doesn't.
Sam Peckinpah movies. Every single one of 'em.
>>70405570
Invisible monsters is one of his books
>>70405124
Good post
Now pay reparations
>>70407194
Good for you. I am currently enjoying my morning with a cup of coffee while my kids are watching "Daniel the Tiger". I sware that some day I will personally slaughter the bastard responsible on making shows as shitty as this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgyV0q2iioM
Women will never understand dignity.
>>70405570
i think you misunderstand me, invisible monsters is his first book written, and is about a female model who shoots her own jaw off because she loathes her own beauty, her gay brother who became a tranny because their parents didn't accept him, and an unsuspecting degenerate who was fed estrogen pills with out his knowledge (by both siblings, so double dosed). while fight club did focus on the the dejection that a lot of people feel in our society, it didn't come even close to those expressed in his first novel
>>70403657
I saw this with my grandpa. We really bonded over it. He's dead now. It gives me feels.
>>70406431
>book was good
Understatement as fuck. I'm not even attracted to sub18 chicks but you can't name a single written work outside Shakespeare that has you empathize with an antagonist more than Lolita.
>>70406322
Le tweeeest
>>70406394
>not the kubrick version
Topcuck
>>70402584
Never wanted so reach through the screen and strangle someone more than that bitch. So annoying and ignorant up till the end. Great movie though. One of my favorites.
>>70407190
I am amazed about the fact that you roaches even know what a tel-li-vision is. Always thought that you dipshit's would just burn the box because there is evil spirit's and shit in side of it. Anyways. back to your Quran roachie!
>>70406980
>>70407103
To be entirely fair Sledge portrays it as one of his lowest moments of the entire war. Point-blank fire from a 175mm piece may have been the most terrifying, but hearing about one man out of thousands dying a few miles away was his worst experience, worse than digging a fighting hole and hitting a maggot-ridden corpse or helplessly watching stretcher bearers getting gunned down.
>>70404658
>>70402154
>>70402584
>>70402928
>>70403017
>>70403861
>>70404223
>>70404658
>>70405519
>>70405859
>>70407082
my gf loves all these movies and owns a bunch of them on DVD
previous gf liked most of these too. Make yourselves more interesting and you might attract more interesting women.
>>70406209
Not really.
The movie spends the entire time humanizing the android to make you believe she is a sentient 'person'. Then at the end she basically just goes all zeroes and ones and achieves her goal which was always to escape. She abandons the human with whom she'd built a connection with no remorse because she's not a person, she's a machine with a goal.
>>70404845
Great post.
>>70407433
Tell your Mom I said Hi
>>70405922
quality OC
may i save this image?
>>70407512
i dont talk to her shes annoying
>>70407433
Females might enjoy the flashing lights and noises a movie makes, but they cannot understand them. They are like dogs watching an action film that bark and get excited when something explodes.
>>70407313
It's literally a picture book they read out loud, how is this TV. Creepy sounds too...kek. You guys need Shoshun the Elegant White Tiger King to cleanse those brown tigers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DajKjOr4M
>>70407433
Found the white knight faggot.
Shut the fuck up beta numale.
>>70404223
Did they seriously reuse this tagline for Drive?
>>70407433
>previous gf liked most of these too. Make yourselves more interesting and you might attract more interesting women.
Agreed. But to be hoinest, even tho my wife likes most of the movies I do AND is willing to watch those she doesn't like just because I like them, she also has a thing for shit like "Sex in the City" and crap. Can't really describe my feelings when ever I am forced to watch that or some shitty reality show like "Vain elämää".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Pp8Ue7oqs
>>70407333
That probably wasn't the point then, Fight Club is more focused on the decline of masculinity with a Nietzsche theme.
>>70407526
go ahead
>>70400663
Step it up cunts.
Women literally dont understand the ending.
>>70407429
But it is so easy to see why Ack Ack represented something far beyond just being another human, but the personification of grace, care and hope. Why is it such a struggle for a woman to make that connection.
>>70405859
a movie about a pedophile
Exterminating Angel
Army of Darkness
Conan the Barbarian (the first one)
bitches do not get these
>>70407660
a post made by a faggot
>>70407405
See there you go calling people barbarians when you can't even have a simple conversation about movies with a guy. Chill man ffs
>>70400663
How come people like you bash Muslims, yet have the same sexist view? >>70400816
>>70400843
enough said
>>70407532
lol. i hope youre trolling but i have beardo friends who really hate women this much. My gf's a professor and fully grasps the ideas and concepts onscreen.
Women will always sense your immediate disrespect and hatred for them, and you'll only ever attract women who have no self-respect. Have fun with that
>>70407533
Kids watching it from Netflix mate. And seriously, there is alot of shit that is produced for kids that's even worse than this one.
For example, Titi Nalle (Titi Bear).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUAe5bGXXg&list=PLVD_SZGsNnC84m81dg9j9oxIqlOslPK3H&nohtml5=False
>>70407723
Sure she does, champ. 3D is PD, this is the last (you) I will give you.
>>70407640
I think the only comment that came from a female in that discussion was why Shadow (guy who replaced Ack Ack) was such an absolute asshole about everything. Most other comments were asinine or demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of something incredibly basic.
I reckon women will just assume I killed my momma cause I'm a sexist...mhmmm....
yo. Am I right?
>>70406349
loved falling down, also tried to screen it but it was for nothing.
>>70407723
>and you'll only ever attract women who have no self-respect. Have fun with that
I'm sure he will.
>>70407790
Woops forgot to post pic
>>70407825
Based polbro.
>>70407896
I didn't understand the last third of that movie whatsoever.
>>70407591
>finnish tv
>ever
ishygddt
>>70407775
i dont watch anime its for faggots. Girls definitely hate that shit, they can almost smell it on you
>>70407702
I mean they have va point to a degree, a lot of women in the West don't get simple concepts like sacrifice honor struggle or sacrifice because a lot of people i general don't get those concepts men and women. Beyond that there are just some things that women don't understand about men and there are things simply don't get about women it's not really sexist so much as it's understanding that genders thing differently
>>70407777
Nice quads, but that is so utterly depressing. It is so strange that women are so emotive, but once some experience extends beyond their accepted view of potential experience, they have no capability of empathy for said experience.
Probably a good thing or else they wouldn't let men do anything I guess.
no one posted this yet?
>>70407723
He isnt wrong tho.
Harsh words but its true. Try having a deep philosophical conversation with a female and she will think you're weird. They are hardwired to be simple minded unlike men. Thats not hate but truth.
>>70407825
Doubt it
>>70407316
Surprised no one else mentioned this
>>70408097
Why? What isn't there to understand?
>>70407755
The amppari-pamppari chorus immediately reminded me of the last 20-30 seconds of this beach boys song to be honest.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LECquYcMFUw
These dancing figures are creepy as fuck, American kids stuff is pretty weird too but something about the foreign language makes it extra bizarre. What is she singing
>>70407723
Have you tried giving your friends advice to help them stop their patterns and find a girl of their own. Or is the sense of superiority too delicious?
>>70407723
this
you anti-women degenerates should join a feminist organization, youd all fit right in.
>>70408013
Your genitals have no affect on how your brain works on an intellectual level. Men and Women aren't different PEOPLE are different.
Watch this with literally any woman and the only thing they will ever say is "ew that was creepy"
>>70408154
What?
>>70408033
ISHYGDDT
>>70408281
That movie is fucking outstanding.
>>70401318
John Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine]
Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion.
Jenny Matrix: Oh, Dad, that is so old.
John Matrix: Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive.
[thinks and smiles]
Maybe they were right.
>>70408281
Never liked Gyllenhaal much but that was an awesome movie. His best performance.
>>70408086
no, they should find you interesting and mysterious and be attracted to you
if they think youre weird youre doing it wrong or too early into knowing somebody
most of the time if i debate a girl she ends up agreeing and respecting me more. Maybe youre just being a weird dick about it
>>70408281
oh damn this one for sure. what a trip of a movie, I thought it was great. although my roommate who happens to be female did like it, so it's not totally lost on ladies
>>70408071
can confirm, gf watched this one and just fell asleep as soon as they reach Kurtz....
>>70407713
original is better
>>70408086
>hardwired
>Thinks using a scientific buzzword will validate his antiquated, sexist views.
>>70408265
No but hormones do have an affect and men and womens brains are made slighlty different
>>70404223
no country for old niggers was a fun flick
>>70408400
So did I, this movie is slow paced and boring af.
Pfft women. They will just never understand
Never ever. Not a movie like this
>>70408189
I try, fuck superiority. They try and are let down, and really more than anything I think it's because theyre overweight
>>70408455
This is true. But everyone here is sexist except for me!
>>70401796
I don't know, women love Russell. I watched it because I love men in uniform. Then u have the sweet kid with his arm cut off..... Come to think of it, maybe you're a fag for liking it
>>70408318
Exactly
>>70408163
What is she singing.
Basically that song is about a wasp that need's to go away.
"Amppari pamppari mene pois" means "Waspie paspie go away".
>>70408562
ayyy lmao
>>70406407
thank you for this
>>70404600
YES YES YES this was my favorite movie when i was a kid :)
also how come no one reminds army of darkness??
Cross of Iron
Stalingrad
127 hours
Moon
>>70404544
Heat is based.
>>70400907
underrated
i fucking love this movie, maybe crowe's masterpiece. something about the sea calls to me.
>>70404658
This movie scared the shit out of me first watch. This movie is now a comedy to me. "I heard they cut your pecker off!"
>>70408640
I just watched all 3 evil dead movies yesterday. Ash vs Evil Dead is fucking awesome.
>>70404658
"this is a booooys bike, not to invalidate your intuition." -"lets go rescure the orphan gearsssss man"
>>70407839
FUCKING GREAT MOVIE
>>70406346
Approved.
>>70408640
>YES YES YES this was my favorite movie when i was a kid :)
Was and still is. Bruce with his boomstic is epic.
>127 hours
Good movie, could almost feel the pain in my nerves when the guy cutted of his arm. Another good flick like this was Frozen (not the Disney animation, which is pretty good too tho).
>>70407839
Ay fuggedaboutit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf0ZyoUn7Vk
>>70408533
I say this because I could have use this advice back in my early 20s. I'd see a guy walking around with a girl on his arm and wonder whether someone gave him the magic tricks or it was just some kind of magnetism that I didn't have that he was just born with.
I'm not a bad looking guy, so once I came out of my shell I started to realize women were more into me than I thought they'd be. I think if more guys had these realizations earlier in life, there would be less walking around with Elliot Rodgers syndrome.
>>70403708
>trying to sound like a true /pol/ack
>not fucking reading the post
dude weed ayy lmao, fucking leaf
>a
>fucking
>leaf
>>70401509
Mine only watches Disney/romcoms or "psychology films". So basically girl interrupted or that one with Jude law about the girl that pretends to be insane to kill her bf
>>70405186
So which was the second movie? the one you did not name or the Grey?
I know not a movie, but the entire series of breaking bad. Women identify with pinkman bc hes a fucking retard who operates on feels.
![MV5BMTYyNzQ1NTEwM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjIzNjgyMQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kVVHtVp.jpg "MV5BMTYyNzQ1NTEwM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjIzNjgyMQ@@. V1 SX640 SY720 [1]")
Dunno if chicks will ever understand the bond formed between dudes over a sport, that even when facing your deathbed, all you want to do is skate a pool with em.
>>70408265
I meant in the sense that being a man and being a woman are two very different things and when people have such a difference between them they tend to think differently. Not just because of their genitals and hormones mind you.
>>70403141
I totally agree. Im a chick and it's like this movie never fucking ended. And when they did get to Matt, which is pretty much like why I was watching the whole movie, he made a wanky speech about not going home anyway so it was all for nothing.
>>70408086
They won't if you stop being an autist about it and have the conversation when the time and mood is right.
Now, if you're a fucking retard, which I assume you are, and you try to start a deep, philosophical conversation with a random girl at a bar or out of the blue anywhere else, then yes, they'll think you're weird.
Because that is fucking weird. And guys will think you're an autist with aspergers just as much as the chicks.
tl;dr don't be a retard
>>70406394
This 1000%. Although to be fair, my mom likes the film.
One of my favorite books and movies. I sympathize with H.H. On such a high level. Society will never again accept hebephilia, which until the last century was rightly considered normal and natural.
>>70407433
Friend, I have some bad news for you.
>>70409318
what is the Y axis
>>70408512
Just on a comfortable surface level because that movie is funny as fuck. Also most realistic.
There's too much nuclear close-call.
Is this movie good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaPXVJWHji4
Not sure if this has been posted. I have never met any female that understands this movie.
My all time favourite film.
Any movie about true friendship and loyalty.
>>70407126
Morricone's music makes me tear up ery tym. Fistful of Dollars, too. And yeah, wholly incomprehensible to women.
>have this crush on a girl all freshman year of high school, Cindy
>I'm kindve a nerd and she never notices me
>out of nowhere so decides to start dating me
>it's all good, I get my first kiss from her
>take her to see my favorite movie, The Jerk
>it's my favorite scene, the one where the shooter is hitting all the cans
>I'm laughing my ass off, Cindy isn't even cracking a smile
>she starts trying to give me a hickey in the theatre
>break up with her the next day at school wearing a turtle neck sweater
>>70409793
You did the right thing. What year was this.
>>70409403
Crazy
>>70409903
>take her to see my favorite movie, The Jerk
>she starts trying to give me a hickey in the theatre
I am assuming 1979 based on that.
>>70409918
kek. I appreciate that the graph uses an exponential scale. I find that to be a more accurate system when rating women.
>>70409772
When they're detained in the POW camp and Lee Van Cleef nods to the guard and the choir starts singing "Story of a Soldier" while Blonde is standing in line and Tuco is being interrogated is my moment. Take a few shots and watch that scene.
Come and see. Based ass /pol/ approved. Best anti war film in my opinion
>>70408512
What's to understand about this film? It's just a simple comedy.
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